Biggus Dickus

[jsgold2000]

Throw the 118 dislikers to the floor! Again!

[WaNkInGsQuIrReL]

Was the wife's name Incontentia Bollocks?

[kissybandit]

@WaNkInGsQuIrReL

No. The wife's name was Incontentia... Incontentia Buttocks:)

[WaNkInGsQuIrReL]

@kissybandit Ok

[Tennis599]

It's sort of painful, holding laughter in!!!!!

[goldenthroat86]

"What about you? Do you find it wisible?"

[severrnijKGU]

now, what is your name . . . Jew.



[AnthonyP73]

2:36 He's just been told he will be going to fight "wabid, wild animals" but all he can do is laugh!!

[InconditeWill]

Wait 'til Bigus Dickus hears about this! I laughed like the centurion.

[SquiddleBee]

SPEWIT! has what sir? SPEWIT.

[maccas1329]

This happens in class all the time....teacher says something stupid but doesn't realise it and the kids try to hold it back :D

[skumhesten78]

116 dislikes? I guess Biggus Dickus DID hear about it.

[KoreanKidKicker]

my history teacher plays life of brian in glass as educational! like this so everyone can see and my teacher!

[kissybandit]

Fun Fact:

When Michael Palin as Pontius Pilate addressed the soldiers daring them to laugh, he was truly daring them. The soldier extras were ordered by the Pythons to stand there and not laugh but not told what Palin was going to do.

[InTheAir1122]

@kissybandit But not true sorry.

[kissybandit]

@InTheAir1122

It's not true???

Wow, where did you learn that?

[mrrodgerdelodger]

Bwilliant pmsl

[lynnmist123]

biggus dickus :)

[matthewpassmore1]

incontinentia buttox

[Jcm9991]

This never fails to make me smile.

[Sylux9501]

Invictus Interruptus =/= Biggus Dickus

[NoiseBoomer]

114 people were Thwown to the floor, and their fathers were womans. :P

[LeinMarjo]

'Oh uhh about eleven sir'

3:10 his face hahaha

[strpr0wng]

I love how they're meant to be big and strong romans, but their legs are so skinny xD

[asdfalicious]

he has spiwit

[FreedomUnited]

I just love it at 3:41 you just see it to the guards they're just f*** when he talks about the wife...

and he has the naught blink in his eye xD

[Mavakor]

Did you know that the extras playing the guards were told that they would be sacked if they laughed. The Python team lied to them so they would get those reactions

[scratchback2001]

Classic Python...

[panzerkiller13]

So your father was a woman? LOL

[Raithious]

The thing I love most about this bit is that it's not even the name Biggus Dickus that's the really funny part. The humor comes mostly from the acting itself. The way the soldiers react as they desperately try not to laugh, the way Pilot speaks - specifically when he's trying to make soldiers laugh, It's a brilliantly writen, brilliantly executed scene that turns a name joke that's essentiall as corny as Jack Meehoff into one of the most memorable scenes in comedy.

[MsAnnieTyler]

Wasn't George Harrison in this scene?

[XBLTheMattyFez]

He wanks as high as any in wome.

[spritualdiary]

you father was a women...LOL... never gets boring

[leaudusboub]

112 people have minus dickus

[AnwarTheBoss]

this scene is the best comedy scene ever made, i swear i LMAO watching this over and over again,

[seagullmaster1]

@17arkrage Poor Extras, they were doomed from the start. ^^

[17arkrage]

LMFAO poor guards they were doomed from the start.

[jblcn1042]

Do you find it amusing that his name is.....Biggus......DICKUS??!?!­?!

[splendid99]

GOLD!!!

[splendid99]

I've watched this bit time and time again, and time and time again I chuckle to bits!!

[emmersonne]

I used to have one of the laughing guards as my creative writing lecturer :D

[kd1s]

And she's called Incontinentia! Priceless Python humor. I love it!

[RougeWinters]

that centurian must be called Whackus Bonkus... XD

[albertjester]

1:38 to 1:40 biggest and shortest laugh EVER!!!!

[Tentacleed]

There is not enough Oscars for Palin's performance here. Such brilliant acting.

[gamespy1302]

At 3:35 when he says 'He has a wife, you know?' the left guard is like 'Oh God, NO!' XD

[yippitydodah]

Nobbus Minimus has a sister you known, and do you known what she is called? Her name is Tightus, Tightus Vaginus - SILENCE, silence you wabble of sowldirwy.

[KitttyNinja]

Tried not to laugh while watching this. Guess what...? I failed!

[yippitydodah]

I have a gweat fweind in Wome called Nobbus Minimus. SILENCE! Stwop gwiggiling will you, wew common swoldary that you awe.

[xDonzTrickKz]

I Like Biggus Dickus's

[Barbeta13]

I literally cry of laughing with this scene

[yippitydodah]

I have a gweat fweid in Wome called Biggus Dickus. So what is so fwunny? Let us in on the joke, Centuwien.

[yippitydodah]

fwow im to the fwoo!

Pardon Sir?

[ForestSuper]

111 dislikes they must be boring:)

[endre101]

If I were there, I definitly would die 'cause of laughin' to cry :D

[hamursh]

Is this the Life of Brian or is this Caligula?

[lineage2boy]

@hamursh life of brian

[yippitydodah]

Biggus Ewectus is well know in Woman wistory books too. What? you will be soon fwitting wabid wanimals if you giggle, when I mwention my gweat fwiend, Biggus Ewectus.

[0riginalKillJ0y]

I Want Him Fighting Rapid Wild Animals Within A Week...

[epb45]

"Now, what is your name, Jew?"

[Crusadeworld]

111 People name Smallus Dickus ; )

[roebuck767]

True story, in 238 A.D. there was an emperor named Pupienus, pronounced Poopy Anus.

[rintrah81]

he has a wife u know..

[Trashcansam123]

If if you think that's funny you should hear his wife's name

[BUNNYWOLVES1]

HE TALKS LIKE WEST BROMS BOSS..... PWOBABLY BWEEDS WABBITS!

[BUNNYWOLVES1]

I CRY LAUGHING EVERY TIME I SEE THIS. THE SOLDIER AT THE VERY END DOUBLING UP WITH LAUGHTER CRACKS ME UP

[wethreestooges]

One of their best comedy moments ever. Unfortunately, now enter everyone with their own Lamus Namus for 3 years afterwards.

[yippitydodah]

@wethreestooges Is that Lamus Namus, the one and only son of Wankus Jokus? Sound's like it is.

[Phreak665]

so if i hit like....hehehehe dirty mind

[yippitydodah]

i have a vewy good fweind in Wome called biggus Dickus, also

[Erniethecatisawesom]

Or the daughter is boobus augmentus naturalus!

[AntiSCO]

I love how completely serious Michael Palin is in this scene! Although, you do see his face contort pretty nicely when he is in the face of that one guard.

[shaashiie]

@AntiSCO haha yes. the faces he makes are priceless, especially after John Cleese bursts out laughing at Naughtius Maximus.

[TheBerylfly]

I tried. I told myself I know what's to come. I told myself I am stronger then those miserable guards. I have sworn upon my very soul I shall not laugh under any circumstances while watching this video.

....damn

[Kazumaster]

I don't know why but that spin around at 3:01 cracks me up every time.

[yippitydodah]

Has anyone mentioned Biggus mother yet? You know what her name was? Vaginus, Vaginus Bucketus.

sieze them all...

[ReginaldMaulding]

I don't know how that could be improv'd, seeing as all of those shots would require 3 cameras changing position the whole time, including that reverse shot behind the guard in the back.

[Vinco]

@ReginaldMaulding that's assuming it was all done in one take, and that these were the only things he improvised. they could've started with that one guy he stood right next to, and then shot him improvising among all of them later. to make it look like these men were trying not to laugh on the job, they apparently threatened to fire them or something between takes. when you're trying to not laugh in that kind of situation with a guy this funny, it's much more difficult.

[MadMac2236]

Classic! Why on earth was such a brilliant piece of comedy not allowed on UK tv for so long?!

[lankinator24]

I still dont get his wifes name

[armandsdamanhoo]

@lankinator24 Incontinentia Buttocks

[faithdelusion]

@lankinator24 Incontinent means the anus doesn't work very well, I think because it's been damaged by a big dick.

[LajsaLeando]

Hahahahahahaha!!! ;P

Really funny ,)

They couden´t hold there selfs ;3

[Irudiar]

"About eleven, sir."

O___O

I love that face he makes. Clearly, they're talking about two different things.

[HowlMagic95]

Biggus Dickus and Incontinentia Buttocks. Wonderful couple.

[HowlMagic95]

@yippitydodah XD  XD XD XD XD

[yippitydodah]

Then there was Biggus favorite cousin, who he used to play with when young, Bungaris, Bungaris Rightuparus.

[yippitydodah]

Biggus wife's grandmother was a swort, and do you know what she was called? Sensibalis, Sensibalis Blowjobber.

SIEZE THEM!!

[UNSCForwardontodawn]

every time I watch this video, I find it harder not to laugh.

[qwerty00101]

anybody else fancy a little........GIGGLE.....

[08joshuacrump]

Stwike him centurion. Woughly to the gwound

[SkataKPonos]

The slapping is EPIC!!!

[MrClickity]

I read that the extras playing the guards were told beforehand that they would be fired on the spot if they laughed during the scene. So their reactions weren't scripted, they really were trying desperately not to laugh.

[AlexanderT21]

@MrClickity One of the guys trying not to laugh looks somewhat panicky/scared so I would agree with you

[MrClickity]

@AlexanderT21 Yeah, the "oh crap" look on the one guard's face after hearing "He has a wife, you know" is perfect because of this.

[MrJohndl]

The little wascal has spiwit LOL

[daimonionnn]

the slaps are legendary :P

[ltrain952]

i want him fighting wabbid wild animals within in a week!

[abcdefghijklmnop8500]

the little wascal has spiwit

has what sir

spiwit

yes he did sir

[theyellowdot1]

Easy to masturbate to

[abcdefghijklmnop8500]

111 people know someone called Biggus Dickus

[00Billy]

Cleese's laugh stop after Nottius Maximus is perfect.

[pepaphantom]

Anybody else feel like a little giggle.. when I mention my friend.. Biggus.... Dickus?!

[yippitydodah]

Heard Biggus Dickus had a girfriend on the side, and do you know what she is called? Verbalis. Verbalis Mouthdiaohhraeic.

[yippitydodah]

@yippitydodah SEIZE THEM!

[TheFreemanVids]

His father's name was Collosus Cockus.

[erikals2]

@TheFreemanVids His grandfather's name was Maximus Erectus, and his great grandfather's name was Largeus Prickus.

[DukeofColumbia]

@erikals2 and the brother of Biggus Dickus was . . . Stiffus Bonerus (whose son was Hardonious Cockus)

[erikals2]

@DukeofColumbia he also had an uncle named Hugeus Peckerus

[yippitydodah]

@erikals2 his granny is still alive, and do you know what she is called? Sitdownus, Sitdownus Wetpatch.....

[MrWafflemanguy]

Biggus...

Dickus....

[Ebrainiac1]

Bwavado, a touch of, daiwing doo!

[lharrod]

The scene originally ended at the point when the first laughing guard is taken away (around 2:45). The rest of the scene is Michael Palin improv. The guards had no idea what he was going to do or say. They were merely told that, no matter what Palin says or does, do not laugh. They clearly failed!

[scullyy]

Wait 'til Biggus Dickus hears of this!

[He101A]

Spilt, lol. I guess, the British make Rs sound like Ls. Rome, Lome, lol.

[fogell14]

it's easier not to laugh when you watch it alone

[DukeofColumbia]

Am I correct in assuming the son of Biggus Dickus is . . . .

Maximus Erectus?

[Evan42881]

@DukeofColumbia Way to make me spit my water at my screen :)

[erikals2]

@DukeofColumbia I'd say his name would be Largeus Prickus.

[yippitydodah]

@DukeofColumbia Could be right, Maximus first girlfriend was called Popus, Popus Eyeballoutus.

[maisymair]

The dude's fish face at 3:10 gets me everytime

[KingRyan7]

funniest movie ever made fact!

[dezzed1982]

your father was a woman

[C906070]

Marty Feldman at 2:36

[coturnix19]

face at 3:14 is priceless

[TheNameIsCalvary]

God I love this! I laugh so hard I cry.....

[BiggusDickus297]

nice nice

[cassisdrinker]

how can people dislike this?!!

[Evenflowist314]

This brings great joy to my dull and underachieving existence.

[munckymagic]

I think Michael Palin's struggling to hold it together at 3.18, just makes it funnier.

[17arkrage]

0:40 - 0:50 what does he actually say there and what does the centurion think he says?

[aaddaammize]

@17arkrage He actually said 'Spirit', and I don't think you're meant to know what the centurion thinks he says, that's what makes it funny.

[rufabaka]

110 people know somebody with one of those names :p

[TheWertonius]

"your mother was a woman"

[ashsteven1989]

I agree with that it is so hard not to laugh while watching it

[Sysice]

Watching that without laughing was the hardest challenge of my life. Awesomesauce.

[143421434214342k]

1:03 examin that slap... Holy shit

[gabbstarrr]

Wait till bickus dicus hears of this xx

[Devildude587]

what did caeser say at 0:47

[NinjaHorus]

@Devildude587 "The little wascal has spiwit!" "What sir?" "Spiwit!" "Yes, it is sir!" "You know, spiwit, bwavado, a touch of bewwing-do!"

[rwood571]

Best joke ever



[silfiriel]

oh yes, thlow him to the flool

[SuperHeroMania]

I couldn't stop laughing at this scene

[CodeRazzmatazz]

I can watch this over and over again and still laugh.

[aberezh]

-- He also has a wife, you know...

(-- Oh, please...)

-- You know what she's called?

(-- For Jupiter's sake, no!)

-- She's called Incontinentia!

(-- Pheeeeew...)

-- Incontinentia Buttocks!

[lllDevilbytheDeedlll]

I can't even count how many times I've seen this movie and this scene still brings tears to my eyes from laughing so hard. It's a tough call between this scene and the centurion's argument with the old man about crucifixion.

"Get's ya out in the open air...."

"You're weird.." X))

[yippitydodah]

@lllDevilbytheDeedlll The latin lesson english private schoolroom type scene is quite very funny in it too - "write it out a hundred times, or I will chop your bollocks off"... O-O

copy search and youtoob paste,

watch?v=XbI-fDzUJXI

[thebossmf]

3:16 face lol

[Generation1Terrorist]

"a Wroman, ehh?" "No, no, a Roman"

[thanx4life]

"Stwike him, centuwion! Vewy woughly!"

[snarkus63]

{3:42} Alotta Fagina?

[yippitydodah]

I am not a Jew.

What do you mean you are not a Jew?

About eleven Sir.........

[miley78556]

@yippitydodah Im jew.......Hahahhaa

[yippitydodah]

@miley78556 WOT? A jew are you. No womans in you famwily at awll? Swuewly there must be wun. Biggus Smallus maybwe?

(only joking by the way. My roman ancestor was called Biggus Tinyius)

[yippitydodah]

I have a good fweind in Wome too also, called Cockus, Cockus Maximus, and do you know what his wife is called? Vargina, Vargina Deepus. GUARDS! SIEZE THEM!

i will not have the common sowdiewy making fwun of my fwiends...

[yippitydodah]

brap-brap-brapp-barp-barpp-bar­pp-brapp-brap-brappppp-brap-br­appppp-brapp-brap-brap-brapppp­pp

Fwow im to the fwow, centuwion, the wapscallion.

[kooora18]

"Spiwit'sa bavvado a touch of bewwing do,"

"Oh, err... about 11 sir," hahaha

[kooora18]

Biggus Dickus had a very strong lisp in the film."Hail Thaesar!"

[ssabykoops]

childhood ?

[brittyinwonderland]

the bitchslap after "a wooman??" makes me laugh so hard :D