Fishy 1.2B Giveaway! [Closed]

[Slayeringer]

Why doesnt anyone ever pick 28 people...? I mean it's not truely a "1.2b giveaway."

[iCombatZone]

Your mom is like an Al-Kharid gate, only 10gp to enter.

Your mom is like a gilded alter, everyone uses their bone on her

[Twiinkyz]

RSN: i ivi

joke: you know you have been playing runescape too long when you find a penny on the ground and wait for it to respawn.

[IWildPkI]

Rune Scape User Name-Of W I L D.

Joke-I buy my membership,for the soul purpose of spending my loyalty points with your mother.

[Twiinkyz]

RSN: i ivi

your mom is like a home teleport. She can be used every 30mins.

[IWildPkI]

@Twiinkyz They'res no time limit any more :S

[Twiinkyz]

@IWildPkI well it was good when there was =P

[0neStr3ngthIsPro]

rsn:0ne str3ngth (with 0)

joke:hi im bob.

[liill2h]

RSN: QA4

Been dicing a Lil bit with you lately.

Joke: Yo'momma is so fat, when she turns on player shadows... rs turns into nighttime

[Kayne200]

RSN: Restive ; Your mommas so fat that she picked up sharks before picking up a party hat.

[ironnuub]

rsn :user bob

joke ; fishey can i ask u how long u did to train 99 cumming bc i'm only level 3 becouse momy watch my history

[TheMrTVO]

rsn: divine plz

Joke: Your mama's so stupid she went to the bank and forgot her bankpin. Funny thing is she dont have one.

[Emiltaco]

Rsn: 8CQ,

JOKE: i like bannanas only the yellow once

[PurezRs]

RSN: yeah i brid

JOKE: zezima died irl from jumping infront of a buss and yelling dw guys i got 99 defence and hitpoints...

[Esoulina]

RSN: Cloudy Rains

Joke: I leik Turtles.

[24billion]

RSN: Hit By Hell

Joke: srsly y do u have 556k potato seeds in ur bank :s

[houghtboysftw]

She stole my joke!! I mean He!!

RSN: Spikey boy

[SightyVideos]

Rsn: EQ4

Joke: Id suck my own penis for 2gp. Sorry I m seriously poor.

[Tb4you]

Rsn: Colourized

Heres my joke, I hope its not too long lol(it is related with rs, read till end)

Well , one of my friends have big issues with girls , he never gets a chance , he doesnt know how to hit on girls so he kept asking me , cuz he was planning to call 1 girl to his place (1st time in his life). So he asked me what they should do and what they should talk about. As a best friend , I gave him best advice ´´Teach her how to brid at magebank, she would be suprised´´.And he was like OK!

[carterboy75]

Rsn: Scroll

Joke: You know you're addicted to Runescape when your girlfriend's pants have a low drop rate.

best i could do :P

[JordanPal94]

joke #8: Abyss arr0w actually being Italian!

[JordanPal94]

joke #7: Profash getting actually getting Sun light

[ValpoeRS]

Rsn: Fishy

Joke: this video

[sneakyw33d]

joke #6: profash: flash2:: you can be THE IP to my IPLIST!

[sneakyw33d]

joke #5: profash pking without his ip list up

[JordanPal94]

Joke #3 Abyss arr0w blowing his nose LMFAO!

[sneakyw33d]

Joke #2: Abyss arr0ws the slut of the wilderness, everyone gets a set!

[JordanPal94]

@sneakyw33d Joke #4, Cleopatr a without Rag!

[sneakyw33d]

Rsn: r4ng3_w33d

Joke: #ci-rs

[JordanPal94]

Rsn: xGwas

Your the best pker :)

[RSAwol]

Rsn: Yak Lt Back

Joke: RuneScape is a joke.

[No1WIllHurtU]

Rsn: 7-Up Can, Joke: Your Mom is so fat that jesus couldn't even lift her spirit.

[fuckscape3000]

rsn:oahu boy11

joke: your mama is so fat the coporal beast and kbd said "damn girl"

[robbsification]

rsn: basic herbs

Joke: womens rights

[Naruto1ownsSasuke]

RSN : Solidforsure

Your mama is so fat that rs has ran out of sharks!.

lol dead joke but that's all i can do

[OhaiImJake]

RSN - xDolphin.

Joke- Yo momma so ugly General Graardor ran away from her ;D.

[bubchilla]

Rsn: Bub Chilla

Nice vids dude, ur so rich :D

[1blinkurdead]

rsn: Goku of W99

you know you play rs too much when you dream 32 noted blue phats hit you in the face irl on a windy day.

[lolfunny1231]

rsn:Mmmk I Tank

You know you play RuneScape too much when...u hold painted stones in ur hand, satnd on the freeway and yell "Vorrok Teleport!!!".

[DiceEveryday]

RSN: Mackelevi 93

Joke: So what do you call a dog that sits in a bog that gains some pounds at the pound with all the other hounds and never ever will win a rock without a croc. Dont ask me why you just read this there is no possible reason. I know your thinking right now wtf but its ok just look at my name and pick and i shall win LOL

[Arrethyn]

who won??

[Kuahana03]

Rsn:therapaman 3 Joke:your mums so fat that even her rsn character is continuously lagging(p.s that's if she plays it :p)

[albin04llife]

Rsn: luling nixon

joke:bacon.... :p

[8Fockler14]

Rsn: Ham Hog

Joke: Completionist Cape

[Fockdaddy]

Rsn: Fockler

Joke: I have 500b. Not.

[Arrethyn]

you should have chosen top 4 best jokes mate!

[MrKiwi2121]

song name @ 1;10 ?

[Bonethugsnharmony100]

RSN: D E F

JOKE: MOM: Son,dont you have a life? get outside.

Son:Mom, thats why im using Ring Of Life.

[the100mega]

rsn:kaamea



[TheTurmpure]

Rsn:Reborn Veng

Joke: Zezima got bit by a spider, so he rushed to the hospital and asked the doctor for an Anti-poisen.

Chuck Norris once played runescape, then runescape got scared and played Chuck norris.

Ya mums so Fat/Dumb she got lured into the wild by a cake.

Just mixing up the jokes.

[nWestBear13]

Rsn:ToFatToFarm

Joke: Chuck norris played runescape for a day.... Turns out his rsn is zezima

[nWestBear13]

Love ure vids!

Rsn:Tofattofarm

[gangstacedi]

rsn: J0kr_Skillz

Your ma Men best host ever! :D lost my bank to you lol -.-

[TastyCakeFilms]

RSN: Bktotheb0aty

Joke: Zezima saw fireworks on the 4th of July and said who got a 99?

Non Rs Related joke: There was a family on a road trip when they stop in the middle of nowhere to ask this one guy with a clarinet for directions. The wife said how do you get back to the interstate? The clarinet guy said I dont know al l i do is keep the bears away around here. The wife said well theyre aint no bears round here for a hundred miles! The guy said...well then i must be doing a pretty good job.

[Zingle939]

RSN: Zingle939

Yo mommas so fat, she got lured and lost her bank because someone dropped a cake in the wild.

[DanielHolme]

FUCK OFF YOU SCAMMING LITTLE PRICK!

the only way you got all the money is from fucking scaming me i hope you die.

[InTheBase1]

RSN : Cruelizon

Joke : Ur Fishing Lvl

[dBluRxD]

RSN: dBluRxD

JOKE: You know you've played runescape too long when you pick up 100 dollars on the ground and then wait there thinking it will respawn.

[Zingle939]

Holy fuck 1.2b =] I'd love to win =] RSN:Zingle939

Yo' momma is so fat, when she turns on Player Shadows, everyone in that world gets a black-screen.

[XxjamisonisfyexX]

RSN: Fearz Pro

Joke: im not a nerd and care that much about winning to think of an rs joke...be nice to win though

[TheRiverae]

RSN: Rivvvvvvvvvv

joke: Yo mama head so big it shows up on the world map :o

[DontMesswithaG]

Rsn: im fluffy :)

Joke- Yo Grama's so old and dirty that when i asked her whats to eat she opened her legs and said "Crabs!"

(I know it has nothing to do with RS but it kinda does cause 'crabs' requires fishing)

[anasahmed41]

rsn : 0 1k

Joke : yo momma so fat the only way to lure her into wild is with cakes ...

[anasahmed41]

Rsn : 0 1k joke : baby ... your like a str pure u dont always hit .... but when you do ... its BIG

[anasahmed41]

Rsn: 0 1k

Joke : Girl are you 80 magic? becausee you are stunning !

[mirroku11]

rsn:jad sandwich

joke:yo mama so dumb she thought a 99 fisher was a masterbaiter

[ZamorakS3]

RSN: Dr_S3

What did the player say to the compost mound?

You smell like crap.

[riggsyraw]

rsn:riggsy raw

lol i wont  the joke is me winning a givaway btw lol

[Exclipvideos]

rsn: Slayer 69

joke: 100-120 dungeoneering

[owenZzchannel]

rsn: go dice go

joke: rs 2008-2011

[mouliegoalie]

Rsn: Ltd Feared

Joke: whats skrillex's fishing level? 1 because he always drops the bass.

[barcardirazzftww]

Rsn: iJustQuitted

Joke: your mom is so fat when she stands on the 'weight' scale she sees her cell number.

[Hossanay]

Rsn: Hossani

Joke: Jagex

[MrMitunzz]

RSN: Mitunzz

Joke: Something smells 'Fishy' ^

[xxCrucifyMe]

RSN: Cheffiee

joke: I'm still a virgin.

;D

[CACM5]

RSN: cacm555

JOKE: i will win.

[northtexasairsoft]

rsn: albertmac3

joke: whats the difference between a dragon dagger and a dragon dagger p++? one has poison! anti joke ftw!

[OrlyWtfBbq]

RSN: Dragonkng198

Joke: Reading this joke will make you so happy, you Nomad.

o_O

[TheeSkaterGeek]

RSN: Radialkong

Joke: Yo momma's so ugly that people think goblin looks better!

[runescraped]

rsn: carly stylez

Joke: Your momma is so hot, she has enough charm(s) for 99 summoning !

[vipscapepl0x]

RSN: Host Milan

Why do even the best pkers die sometimes?

Cause No1's Perfect

[RluneKnife]

Rsn: Im Now Meme

Joke: You are playing too much RS, if you are trying to freeze your bullies with ice cubes and shouting "ICE BARRAGE!!!" "WHY DID IT SPLASH"

Ik it was pretty bad :-D

[reinertz96]

RSN: Elunha

Joke: You know that your adicted to runescape when u sholve up a remote in your ass when ur membership has expired :pPpPpPp

[MrMagyxx]

RSN: Mr Magyxx

Joke: Your mama´ so fat, that people thought General Graador was her baby!

[MrAbdeee258]

RSN: 0 kazanova 0

Giving your rs gf 300gp coz she's da 1

^^ 2006 now its like 10b

[Scarysk8r]

Rsn: Scary Sk8r1

Joke: I have a really big dick... Joke :(

[lukasungen11]

rsn: vag squirts.

joke: your mom is so fat she has enough chins for 99 range

[scorpionfights]

holy shit 908 views you're famous

[CorpseOnRs]

RSN: LL Corpse LL

Joke: Me winning something >.>

[KCKwarsick]

RSN: Iruleuall4

Joke: Republicans

[OmfgAusRyan]

rsn: AusRyan

Joke: what does bandos and zezima have incommon? they both love fist pumping your mum :)

[minorkasXD]

RSN: M Nork

Joke: Yo momma's so fat, torva won't fit here, better you give me ªª

[gingernfriends]

RSN: Fires Origin

Joke: You know you play to much RuneScape when you think your little sister is watching Jad on tv instead of Clifford.

[TagTilYouDrop]

Rsn: Max Cape Tag

Joke: They used your mom's face for the dominion tower guardian.

[flower3ater]

RSN: silver0912

JoKe: Yo momma's so fat, she makes runescape lag.

[WriteYourFutur3]

Rsn: In 7inity

Joke: Yo Mama is so stupid when she head bot-nuking day she ran away with her vibra"tor"

[RahulsApps]

RSN: Gabe Lewis

Joke: Your momma's so fat that 1 rocktail only healed her 1/16 hp.

[luckystaker5]

RSN: Redcharm

Joke:

I stopped a girl in the street last night and handed her a DDS and some Torva

She looked confused and said, "What are these for?"

"I like a challenge." I replied, unbuttoning my jeans.

[lukasungen11]

@luckystaker5 lmfao

[MultiTomLi]

RSN : Jack Li

Joke : Had a cat fight with my girl friend, my hell cat owned her.

[48feltpens]

RSN: Cactus Hed

Joke: World of Warcraft

[Puritanismi]

rsn: puritanismi

joke: well u guys heres a epic joke.

a noob walkes up to a rich person with 100m+ the noob asks for some cash

and the rich guy says no so the noob reports: him for what?????

reason is down here

reason:cause hes a noob xD! hahah

[LoLTryffel]

RSN: Xrent

Joke 1:

:" What the hell? What are these new lakes which keeps popping. " - Its Fishy casting Water strike.

Joke 2:

:" Why does the server crash every day? " - Its Fishy logging in to Runescape. He is too rich so server cant run him.

[trialkillers]

rsn:Bx3x

Joke:Door mat out of Ge says, please cum in

[RsShortShorts]

rsn: PandaMug

joke: your momma is so fat when she went to train fishing in catherby , everyone thought the new skill was whale hunting.

joke:you know you play to much runescape when a girls pants are a rare drop.

[iCooperMinecraft]

Rsn: Fishy 2012 :D

The POH Kitchen, the one time a female player feels at home.

[TheSpake95]

rsn:I Sk1llex x

joke: how can jadex be sre that nomad isnt are mad???

[TheRSAddicts]

Rsn. Dwite Shrute

Joke. Womens rights. (no they don't have any on rs either)



[Unknown58342]

Rsn: MCAT Prep

Joke: I've seen people wear paper hats to school and if they lose them, they got "hacked".

By the way, this is only slightly Asian.

[ContractKillerBahd]

Rsn: Kingbikof

Joke: I saw a kid drop his smoothie in a restaurant and instantly said "Good fight smoothie."

[SgDaBest]

iiLixiiLi

Strength:makes you strong

Ranged :makes you range

Magic:makes you mage

slayer:makes you slay

Hunter:makes you hunt

Dungeoneering:makes you....... Dung

[bdrules108]

Rsn:shweddyballz

Joke: a doctor told zezima his mom was gonna die

Zezima said "don't worry ill bless her grave" =D

Joke: its the forth of july and zezima asks "who leveled up?"

Joke:some kid ran up to zezima at the playground and wanted to fight him 30 mins later cops escorted him out of the bank because zezima insisted that the banker must give him overloads.

Joke:why should shweddyballz win this giveaway? Because he's creative like 99 fletching ;D

[Arrethyn]

@bdrules108 not even original mate.

[eleyele1]

RSN : eleyele

joke: your so poor that when i walked passed your front door, i tripped over the back fence.

joke: yo mom is so fat when she looked at a yellow bus with white kids inside , he yelled . "STOP THAT TWINKIE.

[bigboy23866]

rsn: zero risk

[BALL3Rproductions]

RSN: Dragon H0MO, the first 0 is a zero the second is an O thanks.

Your so lazy that you had to get a bot to get all yo 99's.... BURN ;)

[BugziWins]

I've been grinding to make money for staking on my account and i currently have 3mm. I understand that 3m is more than some people have but it would really help me in progressing in runescape.

Heres a joke for you.. If your laying in bed in between a hot girl and a gay guy... who do you turn your back to? ;)

RSN: Bugzi

[eleyele1]

Rsn : eleyele

[Delusionizationable]

Rsn: Delusionize btw love ur vids. Joke : Zezima killed a monkey irl and yelled "W000t 99 Slayer@@"

[hamiltonpwn]

rsn: Hack3r Pk3r

Joke: Yo mamma is so fat that she takes all her inventory space

[xnarpx]

rsn:Vinkmaster2

joke:you fking skiller go 2 wildy to unluck some sounds

[MiindShook]

RSN:KendricLamar

You know you play runescape too much when your over somones house for dinner and you ask what thier cooking level is......

[KroNiKzK0]

rsn:kroniks o_0

joke:your so fat you cant jump over wilderness wall to go pk

[TheXlair]

rsn : hamplover

joke : jagex 

[meleskyn123]

oh didnt know it had to be runescape related my bad.... whats the difference between a full invy of rocktails and a black rs charecter? one can feed a family of four

rsn: burrg

[Simmeyoo]

RSN: zkn

When i dance you give?

PHR33 ST00F PL0X

donate to me because im poor

[meleskyn123]

Rsn: burrg

joke- whats the difference between a black guy and a large pizza? one can feed a family of four. ;)

[cptpwnz5]

RSN: Street937

yo mamma so ugly, they assigned her as my slayer task.

[securitie898]

rsn: i am secsy

joke: your so mad bro you can't even venge while i combo you ;)

[RsPlayer0]

RSN: AdrenalineDM

I was gonna have my asian do this for me but I think he's broken...

[iSlapWhalez]

R s n: Maxed Pernix

Rs joke: Jagex!

[1029847529085]

Rsn: glok 42.  Yo momma so fat she has enough chins for 99 range

[MrJaredakajb]

@1029847529085 lol stupid fag used the joke in the vid hahah noob.

[STDimeanSTUD]

What is runescape calling its new deoderant? Fight Pits!

RSN: Seabananna

[lunaman156]

I would really like to win. I've been on rs for 10 years and i havnt even managed to get 50k. This goodie bag would atleast help me be rich.

Joke: Yo mama so poor she blows people at the grand exchange for bronze armor.

Rsn: Homelife

[guitarsolo4max]

yo mama so fat when she saw some1 get hit with ice burst she yelled popscicle..

rsn:irank4banki

[mmabeast188]

Joke: i got some snapdragon... you tryna get high?:DD

RSN: 10vt

[TheANoobChannel]

Nice video been subbed since like second video.

Joke: Yo nigga i fucked yo couch

Rsn:iTristin

[hockeyrune19]

Your mama's so fat, that once you go in not even a disk of returning will get you out :P

Love the vids and these jokes are funy :)

RSN: Lidyceii

[MrTabernash]

rsn: 1WEAK

when my grandpa died, i teled lumbridge to see him again.

[LStang5]

Rsn: Paul51

Yo mama so dumb, she stuck in some random events

[chivox932]

rsn:chaoticchivo

Yo momma so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

i know it sucks :l

[Khryptos]

RSN: Host Krypto

You play runescape so much you asked your grandchildren to bless your grave when you die.

[MsRudeb0y]

rsn: KV9

the drop is dirtier then tiger woods finger after 18 holes 

[mollymae222]

RSN:cashorcheque

Your momma so fat she fell off edgeville...

[samsungcaptivate]

Rsn: ur210

Runescape is for nerds. Fuck off.

[LavaaaaaaRS]

Rsn: SmLte yo bQs

no i'm not a dicing imposter, I did it for a video I'm working on.

The dominion tower isn't really that new of an update since I already have one of those in my pants.

[imightbedrunkblahh]

Rsn: Simply Trev

Ure moma is such a drug addict she use prayer pots to withdrawl

[CodyH12344]

RSN: Ii Instiinct

My Asking Fishy For Money Level Is: 120.

[rsisreallycool]

Rsn: Dyces

joke: Why did the cow cross the pen? to get to the other HIDE! *audience laughs and applauds*

[franzhein69]

RSN: Dice4Swag

[ insert runescape joke here ]

[Arrethyn]

rsn: r Trump

Yo mommas so ugly, she doesnt needa greegree to sneak onto Ape Atoll.

[DrFishyRS]

@Arrethyn I loled @ this one :P

[Arrethyn]

@DrFishyRS good! haha goodluck to everyone btw, and fishy, when do you decide winners?

[manjz1]

your mum is so stupid that... nvm its rude.. butt fuck it ...

RSN: T4NKB0SKI

[TheEPGZ]

RSN: IPonyboy

yo mama's so stupid, she died on tutorial island

[XBrandonX2008]

RSN: Brisk Archer.

How many bots does it take to... oh wait there are none.