Well, I guess since Melinda is the only hot chick in this flick, I'm not surprised the dude turned into a complete idiot and stayed. The 70's sure did really abuse using vague characters with a paper-thin plot in their cheap low-budget horror movies.
And he's back! No surprise; fundamentalists can never let something like this lie.
No, they believe in letting go of desire completely. A controlling force doesn't enter it. But I'm guessing you only know Buddhism from the time you beat up that Asian kid.
Disprove my theory. Dogs have fur, therefore God exists. Using the Mr. Horror Fan school of logic, it's completely sound, and anyone who doesn't believe it is a cunt.
Ah, so Buddhism, nature worship, and many other religions not based on a deity aren't religions, because some teenager says so. Good to know.
I love this. You say you're going away, then come back in a few minutes. You're nothing but a pussy troll who can't stand the thought that someone out there that's immune to his childish rants, it's anathema to you. So you roll out your non-existent logic and repetitive scrpitures, only to again be pasted by me. Dumb kid.
That's not a question, either. You're just throwing things randomly and hoping it'll stick, won't you? You certainly seem to be falling apart; where's the three post-long rant that I could answer all the points you made?
No. Faith is belief, period. You don't determine what faith is just to protect yourself. See, when you grow up, you'll realize that you're not more special than other people, and you have to respect them, or they'll all screw you over. Like I'm doing.
I didn't answer you because you didn't ask a question. It's quite simple, see. You ask the question, THEN wait for the answer. You don't ask for an answer, be told that you never asked a question, then lamely try to cover your ass.
Disprove my theory. It should be easy for you, since you're the master of logic.
Yeah, you're an adult, and I'm a Buddhist monk. Aww, poor baby, are you upset because the mean Psychotic Loner doesn't back down like you were lead to believe? Are you throwing a temper tantrum now? Do you need your mommy?
I've answered everything you say. You just cringe and run to your Dawkin's book for comfort, and think that means I'm ignoring. You're not even that good a troll, you're giving up so very soon, not very much sport.
Kid, you're outmatched. A first month Logic student can rip your argument apart, since it relies on the concept of "Lack of evidence means it doesn't exist" that's been proven false for millennium.
And yes, not believing in something disprovable DOES mean you have faith it doesn't exist. Simply saying "no" doesn't make it so.
So, for fun, I'm going to turn this around. Since you're not using logic, I won't, either. God exists, because dogs have fur. Disprove it.
Faith means belief in something that cannot be proven, like the existence or non-existence of god. Faith is also something defined as an object a dogmatic moron like yourself has in abundance.
Yes, you have faith there is no tooth fairy. There is no proof for or against it. The difference being that the tooth fairy isn't of any import.
My religion is Atheism, as stated (though you clearly can't read). I believe there is no god. Unlike you, I don't use is as an excuse.
I haven't sidestepped a question. I've answered every single thing you've written, even when you (often) repeat yourself. Not agreeing with you does not mean I'm ignoring what you're saying.
Furthermore, that's not a question. The last questions you asked where whether I was going to keep calling you kid (I said yes) and what retorts (I clarified that I did it to everything you said). Are you truly so moronic that you don't think I can read what's been written?
It's a religion, because it's based around faith. You cannot disprove god. You do not know his non-existence. Strong faith does not equate truth!
I'm going to keep doing it until you admit it.
I've countered everything you've said; all you've done is cling to your faith like a good fundemantalist. You're just a dumb atheist kid who's so insecure in his faith that he has to insult other religions instead of accepting all people, like I do. Run away, pussy.
Translation: I give up, because I can't think beyond "Atheism isn't a religion, waaaah!"
Kid, all you've done is repeat a few wan arguements that I've heard a dozen times before, and collapsed completly at my retorts. You seem to even have trouble admitting I'm an Atheist, which is funny and a real sign of how religious you are.
However, I *have* done your job for you. I've shown what ignorant fundemantalists most Atheists are, and how to defeat them. Thank you!
No, a retarted squid could tell you're a dumb kid. No actual adult would be demeaning of other people just because they're different, nor would they be so insecure as to immediatly melt down once their feeble arguements were so much as challenged. Granted, you've already admitted to being poorly educated (if Atheism being a religion is the stupidest thing you've heard, you mustn't have heard much), but even idiots are better.
So we're pointing out the flaws in people's names now? You can't possible be a fan of horror; that would be unreasonable, since it's obvious that movies are fake and you should be paying attention to the real movie. Belief in actual horror from movies is as stupid as the belief in the luck of number 7.
You are obviously no older than 15, no matter what hastily changed number on your Youtube account says. You're spouting stuff I stopped believing in High School.
Atheism is most certainly a religion. It's based on faith, faith there is no god. You'd know this if you thought for yourself, or interacted with people different from you. Using your analogy, this would be saying an NFL team doesn't play football because they bitch about other teams.
Acts like you, as in, spouts off dogmatic gibberish and resorts to insults when their childish position is revealed to be flawed.
No, with that logic, you should show tolerance to those who view the world differently than you. Otherwise, you're nothing but a fascist who believes only he has the answers to the whole universe.
Kid, you're not one to talk about logic. You're not using logic at all. You're using emotions like hate and envy. Logic is what reasonable people use, not dogmatic retards like you.
Faith in a deity isn't igorance, they're not even on the same level of discussion. Faith is believing in something that cannot be known. The real ignorant one here is you, who seems to believe simply becuase you have faith, you're allowed to bludgeon people other than you, quite likely as a cover for the fact that you haven't thought at all about your religion, and only joined because it was "cool" and "edgy".
Kid, you cannot prove or disprove god. You only have faith there isn't one, just as unreasonable and a stretch as the most fundamentalist of deists.
Also, yes, yes I would. See, I don't use Atheism as a license to be a douchebag like you and all the rest of you dogmatic assholes who've taken over my religion do.
did anyone else see that the guy who accuses them of being witches is also the really skeezy dude from giant spider invasion. good to see he's getting work
OK, so I know the MST3K mantra, but I have to comment on this:
Judging by the ages in this movie, the flashback segment is around 1845 and probably in California, where at the time there weren't too many people (the gold rush wouldn't start until 1848 and 1849). So, right away, the filmmakers call that into question.
Then, the Plague is killing everyone? Really? The same Plague that was in the 14th Century?
Then, the burn the witch thing was popular in the early 17th Century.
@zapproowsdower I think people of all beliefs... Christian, Atheist, Wiccan, Satanist... can all come together and agree on one solid point: this movie sucks balls and is not an accurate portrayal of anything, ever.
@ilikethecoke As I wrote in the comments on part one of this movie, I was in the "burn the witch" crowd scenes in this movie. Most of the 'angry mob' was made up of members of the local Mormon Church and it just wasn't in their nature to be a rabid bloodthirsty mob of extras!!
The actor playing Mr. Keitel (Robert Easton) said "You've been hittin' the booze again" in the "Giant Spider Invasion" episode, which is why Tom says it. I know that's obvious to most of you guys but I figured there were some watching this who didn't get the reference.
...when you're vastly outnumbered by an angry mob wielding pitchforks and flaming rags on sticks and malicious intentions THE LAST BLOODY THING you want to be saying to their demands is "Over my dead body"!
lol, I love the awkward dinner moment in this scene. "I just said that the steak was a little tough I didn't mean to bring everyone down..." "You took too many porkchops." "I saw a robin today-!" =D "I will just lock myself in the barn don't get up." LMAO!
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
"So this family has been pausing for centuries."
HayesAJones 1 month ago
These guys need to tie up their Lucindas.
Yapshire 3 months ago
Well, I guess since Melinda is the only hot chick in this flick, I'm not surprised the dude turned into a complete idiot and stayed. The 70's sure did really abuse using vague characters with a paper-thin plot in their cheap low-budget horror movies.
RichterTheEternal 4 months ago
@PsychoticLoner
@MrHorrorFan
You both spent about 5 pages arguing on a MST3K video, thus you are both idiots.
TPrincipality 4 months ago 4
"Oh and go Packers, but mostly burn the witch."
PerryPlanet 4 months ago
STAAAY!
jerrytheham72 4 months ago
Pst. Buncha crap.
metalfox3k 5 months ago
so am i the only 100% christian who just enjoys this for what it is awesome humor?
Flyfromhere2011 5 months ago 3
@Flyfromhere2011 Nope.avi
TheHeroOfTomorrow 3 weeks ago
Y'know, if Joel were here, he'd say "DO SOMETHING!" up at this point.
VerySourLemon 5 months ago 2
At about the 8min mark, it's the creepy back brace guy from Giant Spider Invasion! Just when I thought this movie couldn't get worse!
KingSnarf 5 months ago
@MrHorrorFan
And he's back! No surprise; fundamentalists can never let something like this lie.
No, they believe in letting go of desire completely. A controlling force doesn't enter it. But I'm guessing you only know Buddhism from the time you beat up that Asian kid.
Disprove my theory. Dogs have fur, therefore God exists. Using the Mr. Horror Fan school of logic, it's completely sound, and anyone who doesn't believe it is a cunt.
PsychoticLoner 5 months ago
@MrHorrorFan
Ah, so Buddhism, nature worship, and many other religions not based on a deity aren't religions, because some teenager says so. Good to know.
I love this. You say you're going away, then come back in a few minutes. You're nothing but a pussy troll who can't stand the thought that someone out there that's immune to his childish rants, it's anathema to you. So you roll out your non-existent logic and repetitive scrpitures, only to again be pasted by me. Dumb kid.
PsychoticLoner 5 months ago
@MrHorrorFan
That's not a question, either. You're just throwing things randomly and hoping it'll stick, won't you? You certainly seem to be falling apart; where's the three post-long rant that I could answer all the points you made?
No. Faith is belief, period. You don't determine what faith is just to protect yourself. See, when you grow up, you'll realize that you're not more special than other people, and you have to respect them, or they'll all screw you over. Like I'm doing.
PsychoticLoner 5 months ago
@MrHorrorFan
I didn't answer you because you didn't ask a question. It's quite simple, see. You ask the question, THEN wait for the answer. You don't ask for an answer, be told that you never asked a question, then lamely try to cover your ass.
Disprove my theory. It should be easy for you, since you're the master of logic.
PsychoticLoner 5 months ago
@MrHorrorFan
Yeah, you're an adult, and I'm a Buddhist monk. Aww, poor baby, are you upset because the mean Psychotic Loner doesn't back down like you were lead to believe? Are you throwing a temper tantrum now? Do you need your mommy?
I've answered everything you say. You just cringe and run to your Dawkin's book for comfort, and think that means I'm ignoring. You're not even that good a troll, you're giving up so very soon, not very much sport.
Disprove my theory.
PsychoticLoner 5 months ago
@MrHorrorFan
Kid, you're outmatched. A first month Logic student can rip your argument apart, since it relies on the concept of "Lack of evidence means it doesn't exist" that's been proven false for millennium.
And yes, not believing in something disprovable DOES mean you have faith it doesn't exist. Simply saying "no" doesn't make it so.
So, for fun, I'm going to turn this around. Since you're not using logic, I won't, either. God exists, because dogs have fur. Disprove it.
PsychoticLoner 5 months ago
@MrHorrorFan
Faith means belief in something that cannot be proven, like the existence or non-existence of god. Faith is also something defined as an object a dogmatic moron like yourself has in abundance.
Yes, you have faith there is no tooth fairy. There is no proof for or against it. The difference being that the tooth fairy isn't of any import.
My religion is Atheism, as stated (though you clearly can't read). I believe there is no god. Unlike you, I don't use is as an excuse.
PsychoticLoner 5 months ago
@MrHorrorFan
I haven't sidestepped a question. I've answered every single thing you've written, even when you (often) repeat yourself. Not agreeing with you does not mean I'm ignoring what you're saying.
Furthermore, that's not a question. The last questions you asked where whether I was going to keep calling you kid (I said yes) and what retorts (I clarified that I did it to everything you said). Are you truly so moronic that you don't think I can read what's been written?
PsychoticLoner 5 months ago
@MrHorrorFan
It's a religion, because it's based around faith. You cannot disprove god. You do not know his non-existence. Strong faith does not equate truth!
I'm going to keep doing it until you admit it.
I've countered everything you've said; all you've done is cling to your faith like a good fundemantalist. You're just a dumb atheist kid who's so insecure in his faith that he has to insult other religions instead of accepting all people, like I do. Run away, pussy.
PsychoticLoner 5 months ago
@MrHorrorFan
Translation: I give up, because I can't think beyond "Atheism isn't a religion, waaaah!"
Kid, all you've done is repeat a few wan arguements that I've heard a dozen times before, and collapsed completly at my retorts. You seem to even have trouble admitting I'm an Atheist, which is funny and a real sign of how religious you are.
However, I *have* done your job for you. I've shown what ignorant fundemantalists most Atheists are, and how to defeat them. Thank you!
PsychoticLoner 5 months ago
@MrHorrorFan
Oh no, you don't understand my "s/n" is a flaw!
No, a retarted squid could tell you're a dumb kid. No actual adult would be demeaning of other people just because they're different, nor would they be so insecure as to immediatly melt down once their feeble arguements were so much as challenged. Granted, you've already admitted to being poorly educated (if Atheism being a religion is the stupidest thing you've heard, you mustn't have heard much), but even idiots are better.
PsychoticLoner 5 months ago
@MrHorrorFan
So we're pointing out the flaws in people's names now? You can't possible be a fan of horror; that would be unreasonable, since it's obvious that movies are fake and you should be paying attention to the real movie. Belief in actual horror from movies is as stupid as the belief in the luck of number 7.
You are obviously no older than 15, no matter what hastily changed number on your Youtube account says. You're spouting stuff I stopped believing in High School.
PsychoticLoner 5 months ago
@MrHorrorFan
Atheism is most certainly a religion. It's based on faith, faith there is no god. You'd know this if you thought for yourself, or interacted with people different from you. Using your analogy, this would be saying an NFL team doesn't play football because they bitch about other teams.
Acts like you, as in, spouts off dogmatic gibberish and resorts to insults when their childish position is revealed to be flawed.
Also, again, I'm an Atheist, you dumbass.
PsychoticLoner 5 months ago
@MrHorrorFan
No, with that logic, you should show tolerance to those who view the world differently than you. Otherwise, you're nothing but a fascist who believes only he has the answers to the whole universe.
Kid, you're not one to talk about logic. You're not using logic at all. You're using emotions like hate and envy. Logic is what reasonable people use, not dogmatic retards like you.
PsychoticLoner 5 months ago
@MrHorrorFan
If you're an Atheist, then you have a religion: Atheism. You believe there is no god; that is the definitiion, isn't it?
What facts? There are no facts for or against the existence of a deity. There's only faith. Unreasonable, stupid faith, which you have.
Funny, you've just insulted yourself, since I'm an Atheist myself. Just not one that follows the edicts of people like Dawkins.
PsychoticLoner 5 months ago
@MrHorrorFan
Faith in a deity isn't igorance, they're not even on the same level of discussion. Faith is believing in something that cannot be known. The real ignorant one here is you, who seems to believe simply becuase you have faith, you're allowed to bludgeon people other than you, quite likely as a cover for the fact that you haven't thought at all about your religion, and only joined because it was "cool" and "edgy".
PsychoticLoner 5 months ago
@MrHorrorFan
Kid, you cannot prove or disprove god. You only have faith there isn't one, just as unreasonable and a stretch as the most fundamentalist of deists.
Also, yes, yes I would. See, I don't use Atheism as a license to be a douchebag like you and all the rest of you dogmatic assholes who've taken over my religion do.
PsychoticLoner 5 months ago
@MrHorrorFan
Simple. Atheism is a religion, you're an asshole, and most atheists act like you, ergo, typical religious asshole.
PsychoticLoner 5 months ago
@MrHorrorFan
Typical religious asshole. He'd rather demean other people's beliefs as "fairy tale" instead of showing tolerance.
PsychoticLoner 5 months ago
Oh god when the guy from Giant Spider Invasion showed up all I could see was red overalls and him eating chicken :/
dxeka1994 6 months ago
did anyone else see that the guy who accuses them of being witches is also the really skeezy dude from giant spider invasion. good to see he's getting work
d983394 6 months ago in playlist MST3k Season 9
Maybe there's...some baloney left.
kymmydanger 6 months ago
I think about 70% of this film is just complete silence
bmwluvr2003 6 months ago
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The light of the wicked shall be put out...by 10:30
apo18llo 7 months ago
OK, so I know the MST3K mantra, but I have to comment on this:
Judging by the ages in this movie, the flashback segment is around 1845 and probably in California, where at the time there weren't too many people (the gold rush wouldn't start until 1848 and 1849). So, right away, the filmmakers call that into question.
Then, the Plague is killing everyone? Really? The same Plague that was in the 14th Century?
Then, the burn the witch thing was popular in the early 17th Century.
Research is hard.
historylover 7 months ago
Ladies and gentlemen, the most maluable man in the world!
Gigrantula58 8 months ago
anyway, i hate line dancing
mustardgas2 9 months ago
shouldn't we be having some heated argument between christians and atheists? i really think we should start one.
zapproowsdower 9 months ago
@zapproowsdower That's the beauty of MST3K videos. Total harmony amongst us commentators.
ShitMyCatsOnFire 8 months ago 2
@zapproowsdower I think people of all beliefs... Christian, Atheist, Wiccan, Satanist... can all come together and agree on one solid point: this movie sucks balls and is not an accurate portrayal of anything, ever.
Shadowlynk 7 months ago
You really do think there's a devil out there? "I've seen his Food Cake."
miamorphos 9 months ago
AWKWARD 2:26
SmokingSpoon 9 months ago
"You been hittin' the BOOZE again." I drawed a R!
mphst6 9 months ago 2
Shouldn't the car explode AFTER it rolls down the hill?
Graylord88 10 months ago
He's from Texas and he doesn't believe in the devil?
trapadoored 10 months ago
Lake wobegon witch burning
onespeed1664 10 months ago
For he is cast........Out of plastic...
Feckinpaddy29 11 months ago
You guys burning witches? Can I come?
daughteroftiaran 11 months ago
TALK QUICKER!!!!
BDC765 11 months ago
And by the way, they REALLY sound like an angry mob, don't they?
I've never heard such an angry monotone in my life.
ilikethecoke 11 months ago
@ilikethecoke As I wrote in the comments on part one of this movie, I was in the "burn the witch" crowd scenes in this movie. Most of the 'angry mob' was made up of members of the local Mormon Church and it just wasn't in their nature to be a rabid bloodthirsty mob of extras!!
Zelomeisterdude 11 months ago
"Yay..."
"Team."
ilikethecoke 11 months ago 2
Oh, you mean STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY?
Sauron338 11 months ago
Now he's handcuffed to the meatloaf.
Daxmort 1 year ago
You took too many pork chops!
freakofevolution 1 year ago
TALK QUICKER.
DAVIDInitiative 1 year ago 13
You've been hittin' the BOOZE again!
PirateLordRogan 1 year ago 3
@JimGrim90 Job 18:5 on. King James Version, apparently.
UpSky2 1 year ago
It's at this point I'd say "Screw it!" and just start driving and never look back.
Maybe take some walnuts for the road, say goodbye to the fish, but after that I'd be gone!
puppetgeneral39 1 year ago 15
0:11 f
"You believe that... you really do believe that. You are not cursed EITHER!! GOD D**M YOU ALL TO HELL!"
UpSky2 1 year ago
Left her at gymboree!
jollyfolly57 1 year ago
Ah, shit, that's the greasy guy from Giant Spider Invasion!!! Ya been hittin' the booze again!!!
MegaHAnzIV 1 year ago 2
4 people must be witches.
babyhorsey6 1 year ago
Maybe they can get some FOOD!
loverboyz901 1 year ago
Wow, when I watched part 7 of this movie there had been 66,637 views!
Melissa's right, THERE IS A DEVIL!!!
captainhowdy01 1 year ago
They're eating meatloaf, steak, AND porkchops!?!?
DumpsterJedi 1 year ago
JINKIES! That sure is one angry out of control lynch mob! lmao
anemicroyaltea69 1 year ago
So this family has been pausing for centuries.
BlueEyes7452 1 year ago 3
7:54 AHHH THAT GIANT SPIDER INVASION, GROSS BACK BRACE WEARING GUY!!!! :)
Lespaul09MKN 1 year ago 5
@Lespaul09MKN You"ve been hitting the booze again!
Priest84 1 year ago
@Lespaul09MKN He is very disturbing indeed. They even comment on him losing weight between the two roles.
montyburns9999 1 year ago
@Lespaul09MKN no that's not him. You've been hittin the booze again! ;-)
JPAUL7890 1 year ago
@JPAUL7890
Actually, it is Robert Easton. You can check it on IMDb.
PsychoticLoner 1 year ago
@PsychoticLoner i know i was just messin around lol
JPAUL7890 1 year ago
Yea, team
civandalic 1 year ago
TALK QUICKER.
vellapo 1 year ago
...The guy at the head of witch burning mob, is he the guy from Giant Spider Invasion?
ColonelHoraldo 1 year ago
*whispers* You took too many pork chops!
reaperman2010 1 year ago
The poor lost three headed cow.
RaWrZzZz 1 year ago
'Now he's handcuffed to the meatloaf'
FaFaFoFoBawth 1 year ago
STAY!! Undead reference
shrews12001 1 year ago 4
Hope the mob leader didn't forget his back brace.
SoundsmithOne 1 year ago 4
"The editor got called out of the room a lot, i guess".
corle1 1 year ago
"Oh I made a terrible sock monkey." "Someone's playing the cicada in the background". MST3K is the best show ever!
dnewhope777 1 year ago
haha its the guy from giant spider invasion, i just realized it with the booze reference
CrowServo3000 1 year ago
"Now he's handcuffed to the meatloaf."
ErinIsPunk 1 year ago
"I can only assume..."
"That I'm Franz Schubert!" Music nerds ftw!
SabraMagdalena 1 year ago 2
wurn the bitch
Dulcimerist 1 year ago
man, these guys hate Kelsey Grammer!
doomfeather 1 year ago
Were they just riffing the bible?
JimGrim90 1 year ago
@JimGrim90
Yes, and the show is that good they can get away with it.
jellywillreturn 1 year ago
@jellywillreturn Oh, I've got no problem with it. I just wanted to make certain.
JimGrim90 1 year ago
"....said Madeline."
"Yea, team"
johnnyo3535 1 year ago 2
The actor playing Mr. Keitel (Robert Easton) said "You've been hittin' the booze again" in the "Giant Spider Invasion" episode, which is why Tom says it. I know that's obvious to most of you guys but I figured there were some watching this who didn't get the reference.
jeffeastwood15 1 year ago 2
"There's no such thing."
I learned that in community college. lol
dieDunkelheit123 1 year ago
Go Packers too, but mostly burn the witch.
Fordguy02 1 year ago
...when you're vastly outnumbered by an angry mob wielding pitchforks and flaming rags on sticks and malicious intentions THE LAST BLOODY THING you want to be saying to their demands is "Over my dead body"!
"Uh-oh" indeed!
SovanJedi 1 year ago 4
Heh heh heh, 'you've been hittin the BOOZE again!' that quote falls very closely behind, 'HOT MERGING ACTION!' as my favorite quote!
thumperjay1 1 year ago 3
IT'S PEOPLE SAYING "BURN THE WITCH"!!!!
htomsirveaux42 1 year ago
"Well I don't comb my hair with RAT BONES!!" hahaha
I can't believe Jordan Cronenworth did the cinematography for this film, at least this is one of his very first films.
jackattack17 1 year ago
the nasty burn the witch gang leader is the same nasty drunkard from giant spider invasion!
CyclopsHD 1 year ago 4
I think that head witch burner is Conan O'Brien. But a slower talking Conan.
barbdwyre 1 year ago
MST3K- "We come for your daughter, Dave"
Beetljuse(sp about movie spelling)- "We come for your daughter, Chuck"
Nobody7676 1 year ago 2
someone's playing the cicada
bLuDcLoT06 1 year ago
@modchic720 Uh, the whole stupid film, not just one scene. I can't imagine watching this without the riffing.
pretorious700 1 year ago
the light of the wicked shall be put out by 10:30.
suzycreamcheesez 1 year ago
You took too many pork chops!
I saw a robin today.
SpaceAceTX 1 year ago 2
my obsession with the color brown is getting out of hand.
InterEDGE 1 year ago
Mr. Kester from "Giant Spider Invasion"!
applebonker141 1 year ago
7:54 the same dirty hick from the Big Spider Invasion episode.. :P
tracymcgradyfan11 1 year ago
"well my daughters kind of a witch, but other than that NO WITCHES"
then servo laughs lol
OzzyFan87 1 year ago
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OzzyFan87 1 year ago
If they really wanted to form a mob and kill someone, kill the witches' dad for the worst underacting ever
Tareltonlives 1 year ago
TALK QUICKER!
My favorite line
RedxxNeptune 2 years ago 6
Oh, and go Packers, too, but mostly burn the witch!
CarolinaOcelot 2 years ago 7
@CarolinaOcelot
Woo Packers!
norsef 2 years ago 2
"yeah... team"
johnnyo3535 2 years ago 2
"A dreadful sound is in his ears"
its Paula Cole I think
verifydistrust 2 years ago
STAY!!! -reference to The Undead episode
"You've been hittin' the booze again" -reference to the Giant Spider Invasion episode because, that's right, that IS the same ugly redneck
420Travesty 2 years ago 6
TALK QUICKER!
SonnyFern 2 years ago 7
"Time to go be a general in the Michigan Melisha"
Woodseone 2 years ago
PACKERS
Shadowzan 2 years ago 4
Oh... oh I'm sorry, I called the service to come up and burn my witch.
"C'mon, I can't understand"
Much of anything!
C'mon, we'll have a nice, murder-free walk.
DrGregoryHouseIT 2 years ago 3
lol, I love the awkward dinner moment in this scene. "I just said that the steak was a little tough I didn't mean to bring everyone down..." "You took too many porkchops." "I saw a robin today-!" =D "I will just lock myself in the barn don't get up." LMAO!
sillygrl23 2 years ago 10
cant stop thinking about that sandwich i had yesterday
funnystuff1284 2 years ago
Most awkward dinner ever.
"The light of the wicked shall be put out" "By 10:30"
I feel like I've seen the leader of the witch-burners before.
buffypython 2 years ago
I think he was also one of the many unlikable rednecks in Giant Spider Invasion?
fortinbresque 2 years ago 5
@fortinbresque He also played a really clueless movie actor in "The Loved One." So he knows how to do a self-parody.
Oppledeldoc 1 year ago
Only if you've BEEN HITTIN' TH' BOOZE AGAIN! :)
Tareltonlives 2 years ago
STAAAAY!!!
NUTCASE71733 2 years ago
yay-team
coreyschannel1995 2 years ago
"You took too many pork chops"
ScaryCareBear 2 years ago
...oh and Go Packers, too, but mostly Burn The Witch!
dcj321 2 years ago 5
"Oh, and go Packers too, but mostly burn the witch!"
"Kind of a Lake Woebegon witch burning"
Tareltonlives 2 years ago 35
Everytime she says "stay" I think of the lyrics to the song by Shakespeare's Sister. They seem appropriate.
livinintwilightzone 2 years ago
Just a little slow, LoL!
livinintwilightzone 2 years ago
Go Packers.....Lmao!
I LOVE these guys!
Xercom 2 years ago 3
Time to go be a general in the Michigan Militia
couchfort 2 years ago 2
"Oh you mean STAAAAY!"
dtek40k 2 years ago 2
Apparently the makers of these films thought it is human nature to pause a lot.
horcruxkiller 2 years ago 2
"For he loves you and may kill you if you don't!"
DaydreamNation8622 2 years ago 2
Nothing ruins a movie quite like the bible.
I mean... there's a reason church is free.
DavidtheBlack 2 years ago 7
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
JerrySinefield 2 years ago
Why can't all movies that quote the Bible be that good?
Tareltonlives 2 years ago
LATIN, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT!
Tareltonlives 1 year ago 2
TALK!! QUICKER!!
OonaCanute 2 years ago 39
@OonaCanute LOL!
ErinIsPunk 1 year ago
well i don't comb my hair with rat bones!
RusselBertrand 2 years ago
For he loves you and he may KILL you if you don't.
Yea .... team.
Havokshammer 2 years ago 9
"Over my dead body" "Uh oh" "So be it"
hollyhuffstutler 2 years ago
You took too many pork chops
RowBadMovies 2 years ago
hahaha
dmanschaumbizzie 2 years ago
Gosh, every time I hear the win sound at 3:29, i feel like Nine Inch Nails' "Hurt" is going to start playing.
StoneColdSergio 2 years ago
"this family's been pausing for centuries!"
andyVONwolfgang 2 years ago 7
if there's a show that needs to be brought back it's this one
lisquidsnake 2 years ago 4
There's always Rifftrax. I'm afraid that's as close to "back" as MST3K will ever get, so I'm happy with it.
Harveygod 2 years ago 10
they aren't very enthusiastic about burning the witch...
sweethen 2 years ago 2
Anyone notice that the lead witch burner is the same redneck actor Robert Easton from Giant Spider Invasion?
eclowell 2 years ago
haha yup!
flandersfails 2 years ago
Yes, it's the same guy. Whether or not he's actually an 'actor' is up to debate.
rogerinkart 2 years ago
I'm sure he considers himself as such...
livinintwilightzone 2 years ago
Hey they actually seem to be trying for some emotion in this scene!
hollyhuffstutler 2 years ago
You really do believe there's some... bologna left... LOL
PyrozPlayground 2 years ago
"I've seen his food cake" that's hilarious!
funnyscares595 2 years ago 6
You've been hittin' the BOOZE again!
PirateLordRogan 2 years ago 4
do you have any deductive powers at all???
jashman1987 2 years ago
"Now he's handcuffed to the meatloaf."
usoh1138 2 years ago 2
Crow: *SIGH* TALK ...QUICKER!!!
whoisdickieschnabel 2 years ago 7
"Said Madeleine"
"Yeah, team"
johnnyo3535 3 years ago 3