Human Head Found In Hamburger

[master25160]

Never eat at buger king again.....

[Mr795137]

if you believe FOX news or CNN

then you'll believe this

[LAfant619]

Why is everyone saying this shits fake? I found a head on my burger just the other day

[thebuckrogers22]

god this is so fake

[ByeHawks]

@thebuckrogers22 no shit, you fucking genius.

[TheSuferwell]

this is real.. DOT!

[theundergus]

@demongoka ... No shit...

[chickenv345555555555]

you think he would see it before he took a bite

[TheBeBeCaCa]

The Onion are master trolls

[woo1234567890hoo]

@hobomedic but tell me how the workers didn't see a ginormous head in a tiny burger. Or the guy notice it. I'm sorry but it's a little odd that no one noticed a giant head in a meal..

[demongoka]

fake

[JuliusIsMe]

@demongoka No, this is real.

[kingRiley1102]

I found a dick in my cheeseburger

[hunnybee271]

fat ass after finding or should i say fake head yuh stillwana go back and basturds wen someone sees this hope yuh get fucked uhp nd go jail bitchez get a life!!!!!!

[TheStormofStorms]

i was laughing casually through out most of it but when she said "It's not as bad as the horse head", i nearly died! XD

[9Iamthewalrus]

I hope they find the body so they can sew the head back on

[EvilZeroSc]

Fake

[woo1234567890hoo]

This is fake. Please tell me how the fuck a giant 8pound head fits normally in a burger. That burger must of been a very tall burger. And tell me how you don't notice a head in your food. Cause last time I checked, I look at my food before I eat it..

[Hobomedic]

@woo1234567890hoo Derpedederp! Satire bro, google it.

[0ChuckNorrisIsGod]

Wtf with the people who says this id fake? Dont troll assholes, this is serious

[faladith]

this sort of thing happens all the time, it's actually not harmful once they cook the meat

[spoonx0r]

LOL "I took a bite, and I thought to myself, 'Well this isn't right.'"

[duckypwns]

Wait people think this is fake? Fucking ignorant retards... Do some research...

[blank21121]

@duckypwns Research? all they have to do to realise it's fake is THINK for like one fucking second.

[duckypwns]

@blank21121 *sigh* Please just stop.

[jammetti]

THIS SO SO REAL! Had the same situation last Sunday! That was pretty gross.. I hope they will close that place!!! It seems that they keep human heads in their fridge... The burger was so nasty with that head between buns!

[BrodownRVA]

Nothing's bad when compared to a horse head... Jesus, there is a reason you are in the kitchen.

[livinforpeanutbutter]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haha! That's all I have to say.

[TheCoolio999]

You guys, when people think it's real, don't tell them it's satire. It's much funnier that way xD

[ktaber317]

some people are just wrong

[DEWFAN777]

How the fuck did the dumb-ass no realize that there was a head in his sandwich o.0

[JerryTheHairyCherry]

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE TRUST ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS (DOESN'T MATTER WHAT RACE) HANDLE OUR FOOD. THE LACK OF SANITATION THAT THEY SEEM TO GET AWAY WITH IS OUTSTANDING.

[Fenlander404]

@JerryTheHairyCherry You are so right man, fuckin immigrants coming in and taking our beggars' jobs. At this rate we'll have to build extra bridges for them to live under!

[laithinator3000]

EVERYONE! Why do we keep saying the Onion is fake? I would rather troll the masses and make them believe this shit is real!

[ManicTheManic]

@laithinator3000 The masses? Why do you think you're in the minority of people smart enough to tell this is fake. No one believes this is real. You're being trolled by people pretending to think it's real. Irony at it's best.

[laithinator3000]

@ManicTheManic Masses doesnt mean majority, although there is still a HUGE load of idiots and children roaming the internet. Children are the main target.

[TehZorzGuy]

@laithinator3000 I know that my comment will have no effect on their perpetual ignorance in any way, but sometimes I just can't help myself.

[kingRiley1102]

Lol

[Crazy0Jay0Dude0]

Wow people can really fucking stupid enough to think this is real? :D :D

[HaggKid]

BEFORE READING COMMENTS

OK, there is no possible way people could think this is real. It's too stupid.

AFTER READING COMMENTS

I hope 2012 does happen...

[KOOLKID2199]

just relised..did she just say do you know if anyone is missing a head :L

[blackopszombie1]

"Someone who's missing a head, please come forword"

[Anon371]

If The Onion disabled comments, would anyone be able to tell it was fake?

[patriotgoatmam]

@Anon371 Only the non cretins apparently

[writersblock91289]

@Anon371 no... which makes me worry for humanity

[Gnasni]

@Anon371 People believe Fox news so I guess not

[andrew420love]

HahahaHahaha hahhaha wtf

[BFHfoley1]

kid:"Daddy theres a head in my burger".

Dad:Eat around it son

[itsSAL1]

There was a horse head too, oh God.

[Jamzmeish10]

She said if there's anyone out there missing a head like wtf? Heads don't just go missing and are found in cheeseburgers..

[alex61236]

@Jamzmeish10 it actually happens more often then you would think. for example, i know this guy who fell asleep during a plane ride, and when they landed his head was just gone. luckily they found a donor after just a few months

[benarobinson]

@alex61236 Yeah, you can actually sign up as a donor on your drivers license now.

[sophsunderthebed]

fake! even the "JB is a pedo" this is onion TV nothing is true!! but i love it cause its so funny!

[TryHardProductions1]

@thecomittedguy it's fake. The onion is a fake news station. Obviously nobody really found a human head in their burger.

[thecommitedguy]

How do you Americans' find this shit in burgers. If I was serving the meal the first thought would be "What the fuck?" Some of you Americans' are brain dead. Who the hell serves a human and a horse head? Don't forget the chicken head....

[fdota]

@thecommitedguy i don't know whether you're being sarcastic, or are just dumb. if the comment is sarcastic, it is very obscure and pointless. good day.

[thecommitedguy]

@fdota It's alright mate. Recently found out the Onion was fake.

[mrlucky288]

Um mm ewwwww.....

[Yupimruss1an]

wtf lol

[JuniorDragstarUK]

"Knows someone whose missing a head to come forward" ok then..

[gibbcurt]

well that was a well spent computer programming class watching TheOnion

[iownu2k7]

i have actually reported this to the police, it encourages chopping off heads and i dont feel comfortable with that. expect this video to be closed down soon. & i hope the police catch the guy who ate the head, which is SICK

[333501gen]

@iownu2k7 Either you're trolling, or you're a fucking idiot.

[nioor]

@333501gen Or he's being satirical. You know, kind of what the video was.

[ZombifyIt]

@iownu2k7

Troll, go watch a rick roll.

[CheckMahStash]

@iownu2k7 you're a fucking dumbass

[megasuperepickadog]

not as bad as the bulls balls i found in my chilli

[awesomeman108]

@iownu2k7 Not sure if trolling... Or u just dont know what the onion is.

[iownu2k7]

WHAT THE FUCK MAN THATS SICK AS FUCK I FEEL VIOLATED I MEAN THERES SOMEBODY OUT THERE HEADLESS BECAUSE SOME CUNT FROM BURGER KING 'ACCIDENTLY' SLIPED IT INTO A FUCKING BURGER? LIKE SERIOUSLY? HOW THE FUCK IS THAT EVEN FUCKING POSSIBLE THATS FUCKING MEAN AND BARBARIC I MEAN HOW CAN HE TAKE A BITE OUT OF A FUCKING HEAD THAT IS SO GROSS AND SO RIDICULOUS I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK IM GONNA REPORT THIS VIDEO TO THE POLICE SO I HOPE U R HAPPY WITH YOURSELVES

[alanboi16]

@iownu2k7 you know it's fake right?

[EdouardPicard0224]

@iownu2k7 All Onion Topics Are Fake

[dellthinker]

@iownu2k7 lool, _you're_ not actually serious right?

[UnknownXV]

@iownu2k7 wait you realize this is fake right?

[iownu2k7]

@UnknownXV its not fake its real

[SleepyBuffoon]

Half the laughs are made by The Onion. The other half by the dumb brainless youtubers.

[Azaro919]

"No its not bad at all, compared to the horse head" LOL

[mrsray143]

who did people say died that day so we can find out who the person

[LaAuren13]

@mrsray143 oh my god.

[CoolKidNumbreUno]

Seems legit...

[SieTeppischfresser]

"It's not bad at all compared to the horse head" lol

[cplusplusgamer]

wow. dey shuld b sewd far doin dat.

[ldw13794]

@A1pha2R3d you could at least get the quote right..

[andregreen12]

i want to taste a human head....just kidding, I'M NOT A CANNIBAL!!!!

[TheTeamColors]

No matter how legit this seems, It got me good until they showed the picture of the head x)

[1CuriousMew]

that's not very funny

[Aerosion]

here i am making a comment that implies the video being watched was an actual news broadcast

[magxsnyp3r]

Lol people think this is real.

[Drakohjin]

HOW do you not SEE the HUMAN HEAD as you are making the burger, better yet how do you take a BITE of the burger.... omg i mean REALLY? REALLY? these guys are retarted... wow

[smangko]

@Drakohjin ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!?!?!

[SuperQuasar]

@smangko I fucking hope he isn't.

[xprofessorelliot]

@Drakohjin these news are fucking fake dude.

[cplusplusgamer]

@xprofessorelliot

lol? why dey b makin em if dey be fake dawg? u b retarded dawg.

[lysolmax]

@cplusplusgamer Are you fuckin retarded? ITS FAKE! Watch some other videos... its called a joke.. because people like having entertaining news instead of the boring shit we usually get?

[robloxplayer6444]

@lysolmax Dude, look at the tree in the background. See how it's bright AND dark green at the same time? That's proof it's real. Dumbass.

[lysolmax]

@robloxplayer6444 Wtf are u talking about?

[ikmagic123]

@robloxplayer6444 this is a comedy news show its on the comedy channel. they make funny news videos. that are fake. i mean did u really think a guy would take a bite out of a burger with a head in it without realising?

[xDFoRcEzZ]

@Drakohjin you are the retarded one who cant realize that this is a joke

[DHSbluedevils]

@Drakohjin please. just shut up.

[ChristineHades]

police sais it was slipped in while in the kitchen of the restaurant due to the heads placement, between the lettuce and the tomatoe, of the burger..... LOL some serious investigation going on here XD

[koolwater97]

wait... he took a bite?

[lonewar]

funny. you make it like real!!

[MegaKangaa]

how the fuck can't you notice a fucking head wierd pat of youtube

[MrClaytable]

@MegaKangaa -_- Really?

[SteezySkater72]

I like how in the beginning the anchorman says "more than he bargained for" like getting a head in your hamburger is a bonus.

[Daneoid81]

the graphic at 0:18 is brilliant.

[johnhimura1000]

obese americans supports the troops by eating patriotic cake lmao!

[gaobreaker]

I took a bite, and I thought "that ain't right"

[michellewojcik]

"The Onion" is a fake news station with news reports made for comedy. Get with it people!

[NICKIMINAJFAN160]

Wtf?!?

[Coley976]

This is fake bullshit

[Nick3zz]

@Coley976 What? Do you seriously think this is fake? lol

[chimingito]

@Coley976 HOLY CRAP you are a retard this is 100% real

[MonsterEnergyLover89]

"its not bad at all compared to the horse head"

[musicfan088]

@MonsterEnergyLover89 I thought there was a REAL news story where they found horse seman in one of there hamburgers

[ahlstromskate]

aww F**K i thought this was F**KIN real!!

[NuguSmedley]

Haha, it was the pope jibe at the end that had me pissin myself!



[kameillakittycat]

and how did they not notis it and if it was 8 pounds LOL

[FilmMixProductions]

2 days after this new report...

Dispatcher: "Missing Persons Unit, who is missing?"

Headless Guy: "Yeah, I think I have lost my head into a burger at Burger King"

Dispatcher: "Ok. how does the head look like?"

To be continued..

[WinstonsDomain]

@FilmMixProductions Explain how a headless man talks.

[CrocInTheBayou]

ceems legit.

[misterq0604]

Well, what is all the fuss about? It's just a human head. Get over it. Like the girl said, it's not like a horse head. Geesh. People these days are too sensitive.

[20pwn20]

no, its not as bad as the horse head....LOLOLOLOL

[h0rnd0917]

If you are missing a head or who might be missing a head please come forward

[funtown101]

SO FAKE!! smh.

[ryanroosterr]

@funtown101 its fucking real dumbass.

[eaglewings8]

@ryanroosterr

I do hope to God that you are trolling or joking.

[MrJOSESAUCEDO]

Wow people these days that do what ever it takes for they can to get a free meal...

[WonderboyAhoy]

I took a bite an thought "...eh, this isn't right."

[JacobJTan]

i dont even find it a little funny. i just thought i kinda wasted 1 min in watching this shit

[Krygeryo]

@JacobJTan Don't forget one minute time wasted writing your dumbass comment :)

[xPandaBearRawrx]

These guys are the ultimate trolls.

[CandiedToothpaste]

"No it's not bad at all compared to the horse head." Oh God.

[kentutubi]

It's not bad at all compare to the horse head...LOL

[Nac239Games]

Which head?

[anonymousman555]

He took a bite without seeing a fucking head in the sandwich, if that doesn't make people realize this is fake, then i don't know what will.

[pietresproduction]

FAke



[SavoyTruffle78]

Sadly, I have come to realize that no matter WHAT outlandish story the Onion would post, there will ALWAYS be drooling morons who think it is real. IF the comments on this particular video don't prove that, I don't know what does!

[bobtheduck]

@SavoyTruffle78 What if THOSE comments are ALSO fake, to get people blustery over people who think they think it's real.

[SavoyTruffle78]

@bobtheduck:

I'd like to believe that, but, sadly, I sincerely doubt it.

[SavoyTruffle78]

I am STUNNED reading some of these comments on the Onion videos. How fucking RETARDED do you have to be not to realize that ALL these videos are a fucking satire???!?!?? I fear for this country, seriously! Shaking my fucking head!!!

[TheYouwontgetit]

i find it hard to believe that nobody noticed that head prior to that...

[hagmouse]

@TheYouwontgetit are you retarded? this is a joke

[TheYouwontgetit]

@hagmouse ...are you retarded...? that was sarcasm...

[hagmouse]

@TheYouwontgetit you never know with people these days...

[coollat17]

@TheYouwontgetit it was the head of a ninja...so yeah

[mrlesbiancow]

this has to be a joke you cant mistakenly put an 8 poung fucking head in the middle of a burger

[rolandroiroi]

"i took a bite and i thought to myself... well it isnt right" xD

[werewolfwomanfrommar]

This has to be a joke lmao.

[jaeman8]

"no its not bad at all compared to the horse head" WTF wow theese people are serious

[tomfong292]

@jaeman8 Are you serious?

[badstormtroopa]

Raw food craze sweeps the animal kingdom.

[dylanbh1]

I can't believe this happened

[Fr3doSh4nk]

Did he really have to take a bight to notice the head?

[techcafe]

YAWN... so ugh, i wonder how much Burger King is paying the Onion for these processed cheesey guerilla marketing videos?

[EuchridEucrow1]

@techcafe

You uh...you think Burger King is paying The Onion to run videos about a human head being found in one of their burgers. Now I'm not a marketing guy, but that sounds jackass dumb.

[techcafe]

@EuchridEucrow1 - wouldn't be the first time Burger King has done guerilla marketing like this.

[evicakrk]

@jschoolhannah no it's not.

[BeBeAyumiReturns]

everyone, read the captions at the bottom :D

[BeBeAyumiReturns]

AHAHHAHHHHAHAHHHA XD

the title made me laugh like a maniac :D

[Mrstraight207]

They never put that many pickles on my burger =/ @ 50

[Matgelr]

Is this a joke?

[Jennytimevideos]

thumbs up if you finaly realized this was fake when she said asked anyone if they knew someone who was missing a head XDDDD

[Jennytimevideos]

bahaha how wouldnt you noticed a 8 pound head in ur burger till u almost bit into it XD

[ZzMuuuuSiCZz1]

hahaha "we have asked our employees to tell us if they know any infomation about the head or anyone they know without a head "

[MrChaoman]

is this fake? stupid qu i know just wondering

[aznpolarbear]

@MrChaoman Yes. The Onion is a satire. It's meant to be comedic.

[TheYouwontgetit]

didn't he see it...???

[GepettoFreak]

Of course they make fun of Burger King. How low.

[YaphetSx3]

who couldnt notice a average size head in a burger? i mean, the guy should know theres a head in it before even biting it

[emdomo321]

i think it is fake!......onion news really! come on

[donkeyzonparole]

Great video. Makes u think about other news media how much fake shit they tell us everyday. Fuck television.

[jc666jc]

JUST LIKE CNN

[brownpower2]

@DSMD1991 well of course is fake its The Onion news.

[SaltineGirl]

There was a horse head too!? Oo