AVPS: Three Simple Rules

[QueenofDiamonds1391]

but Dolores...i want to keep my boobs! 

[riddlehorcrux6]

Stop it girls, I'm bad...

In which context is this? O.o

[Kickitup15]

Lol Umbridge is the 'security officer' :)

[cupcakecroozerz]

-der are just some simple rules, dat must. be. obeyed.

[crookshanks151]

My mom is making me (no really, making me) make Umbridge her ringtone. I love her so much.

[kenziepopper]

when i LAUGH WITH MY friends, i laugh like umbridge.......sometimes not even on purpose...lol

[Starkidislife0708]

I want joe walker to play with my hair..... ;)

[GinnyPr0ngs]

durdurdurdurdur haha o i love mama umbridge! lmao

[bobrocksurworld1]

And that makes me... yo mamaaaaaw.

[ImTommayy]

You keep me young, girls. You's keep me young. A DUR DUR DUR DUR DUR.

[BigTimeHarryPotter]

Now gurrls.

[saluHPluva12345000]

LOL LOVE reminds me of drag.and that makes me..

YOUR MAMAAAA!

[LaLalollypopz]

wat was the second rule?

[saluHPluva12345000]

@LaLalollypopz no alchahol,unless theres enogh ti go around!

[KrazyKilljoy]

Am I the only one who respects Joe Walker for getting his armpits shaved and his nails done?

[kellanNnikki]

@KrazyKilljoy yesh i respect him so mmuch!

[FlyingBanana98]

@KrazyKilljoy i respect him too!!!! he rocks! Joe walker is one of my favorites from avpm!!!

[v0llybchik22]

@KrazyKilljoy He said he didn't shave.

[BurritoTown]

totally using this as my audition monologue for night of the living dead. ive got the voice down and ive recently developed the ability to say this whole thing with a straight face.

[hypecharlotte]

where can i watch all of these..?

[katalina522]

@hypecharlotte the whole play is available on starkid's channel.

[KahlanPendragon]

'i'm gonna rip you're perky little boobs off"

*serious face*

[yoshidude31]

I can't read "Ahem" in the 5th book anymore without doing it his way.

[XXxshaboomxXX]

how does joe walker keep a straight face after saying i gonna rip ur perky little boobs off?

[CuzzWeFeelLikeit]

HAHAHA I LOVE WHEN HE GOES TO HERMIONE AND GOES "U KIDDING ME UR NOT GIRLS" HAHAHA

[ThatHauntFreak2]

@CuzzWeFeelLikeit

He says "You keep me young."

[Jadess2016]

How the hell did he keep the straight face at 2:04?!?! XDDDD

[HappyGirl01234567890]

Does this make anyone else question their sexuality?

[Kerriangel]

@HappyGirl01234567890 yes

[anabelleeliizabeth]

i die laughing every time i see this. i did this for a monologue in my theater class, it was difficult to keep a straight face :P

[lola12332122]

That awkward moment when Joe Walkers Nails are nicer than your own.....

[Mrsingingwithpassion]

mama umbridge has some muscles!!! :)

[SuperKaitie333]

Ruwle numbah one. No boys... unless they're cyute ;D

Ruwle numbah twooo.... no alcohol... unless there's plenty to go arouuunddd ;D

Stop it gerls I'm bad xD

And ruwle numbah three... nooo pahhhrties... UNLESS UMBRIDGE IS INVITED XD!!! You keep me young girls, you keep me young! Hehehedurhturhurt... but seriously girls, if I do catch you with any boys or alchohol, I'M GONNA RIP YER PURKY LITTLE BEWBS OFF >8|

[XoxoCheezXoxo]

It looks like mama umbridge got HER perky little boobs ripped off before xD

[MsTubaHero]

I can't believe how they can all keep a straight face.

[AChimpNamedSlickback]

@Kerriangel AND to dress as a penis in another Starkid production. :D

[Nekosama89]

‎Rule number 1: No boys (unless they're cute)

Rule number 2: No alcohol (unless there's plenty to go around)

Rule number 3: No parties (unless Umbridge in invited)

But seriously girls. If do I catch you with any boys or alcohol I'm going to rip your perky little boobs off.

[jck1794]

ATUHDUHTUHTUH

[FrivolousKnowledge]

It's scary how good he is at being a scary, dictator-like woman.

[SEpurple]

I wonder why no one has disliked this? <3

[adiva682]

@SEpurple cause no one DARES disrespect umbridge :P

[bellababy2813]

My teacher told the girl bus this when we went to disneyland on a school trip. I don't know if I adore her or if I'm terrified of her now.

[namesalltaken159]

@MCRlovescheese21 i hope not. Cause i know this off by heart and almost every word in this musical.

[KagurasSacrifice]

I've seen him in drag, and I want to make love to him. Go ahead, judge me.

[DrRaginCajun]

@KagurasSacrifice I have judged you...and I judge you to be awesome.

[MCRlovescheese21]

is it sad that i can recite this word for word O.o

[annib90]

I love the stare Umbridge gives right after she states that she's gonna rip their boobs off lol

[wellar6]

even cross dressing Joe Walker is still very attractive

[Iamjustherek]

There just needs to be an instant reply to this video because it never gets old!! You keep me young Joe, you keep me young!

[EmosewaChan]

Lol Mama Umbridge, what if you're flat chested? XD

[JodieDamarellx]

@EmosewaChan she'll rip the nipples off 

[LilMsJordanBubbles]

even as umbridge joe walker is supermegafoxyawesomehot.

[ThePintoNess]

O.

M.

G.

I hadn't seen this yet.

As soon as it started I dripped what I was holding and my jaw dropped too. And my eye. Opened really wide. For the hole thing.

[nikkigeebro]

"Rule number oneeee, no booooys.......unless theyre cute ;) Rule number two, nooo alcohol..... UNLESS THERES PLENTY TO GO AROUND, STOP IT GIRLS IM BAD! and rule number three, no partys...... UNLESS UMBRIDGE IS INVITED! AHAHA GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS, YOU KEEP ME YOUNG GIRLS YOU KEEP ME YOUNG ah der der der der der der"

[TheHuntressQueen]

I remember the first time I watched AVPS act 1 part 6 (The Umbridge Rules) and I was thinking, "This is so awkward, Joe walker in a pink dress...".

But as soon as he said "Ahem," I was cracking up and rolling on the floor.

XD

[WideAwakeAsleep]

Doesn't Umbride sound a little like Mr Mackey from South Park?

[Xshinz123X]

Joe walker you beautiful mann.... <3

[Kerriangel]

I could so imagine my year head keeping the girls in my year behind in assembly on the first day back in September and giving us these rules including the 'rip your perky little boobs off line' because she goes from being dead on to going mental in two seconds flat. I told my friend this and we cracked up when I suggested her going "No parties. Unless Ms Murphy is invited!!"

[hanhula78]

If Umbridge is like 'meh' to you, go look up Popo from DBZ abridged. You will have nightmares for a month.

[symoneiscool]

@Kerriangel I concur

[Kerriangel]

It takes a real man to spend half of a musical back to back with another man; the other half of the musical half naked and wear a pink dress in the sequel.

[PromiseRoad]

Joe Walker. What the fuck can't he do?

[alice27891]

I love everything about this.

If only this Umbridge was in the real harry potter, I would love to see what they would think of it.

[snowyalice]

Rule Number One: No Boys. Unless they're cute!

Rule Number Two: No alcohol. Unless there's plenty to go around!

And Rule Number Three: No parties. Unless Umbridge is invited!

[gradster1]

I see 2:04 in my nightmares

[ybfan666]

Joe Walker, you are my God <333

[LilLizzie94]

Joe walker <3

[Rachie276]

if only the other umbridge was that fun...

[LilLizzie94]

@Rachie276 We wouldn't all hate her then lol

[funnymunkey11]

I <3 Joe Walker soooooo much!

[0Smilelikeyoumeanit]

"Stop it Girls, I'm Bad!"

[SilaVendethiel]

Joe Walker's stare at the end is brilliant :D

[yaho0o123]

AAHAHAHA!!! "no seriously, if i caught u with boys or alcohol, im gonna rip you perky little boobs off!"

[yaho0o123]

AAHAHAHA!!! "so seriously, if i caught u with boys or alcohol, im gonna rip you perky little boobs off!"

[PCGamer688]

She sounds like oprah

[singingtheawesomenes]

lol!

[Nerdyguy1010]

I like how she'll only rip their perky lil boobs off if she catches them with boys and alcohol; it's like the party rule was the only one she was serious about...

[Rassphoric]

Imma rip yer Perky little Boobs Off >:|