Equius' Secret

[DropThatBass5567]

Must.. not.. laugh... Can't wake.. sleeping.. family...

[kckinsmcg]

BEHOLD, MY FELLOW SAGITTARIANS,

OUR PATRON.

[kanderan1]

I wonder what Terezi's secret is...

[RebeccaK93]

FFFFF- *nosebleed knockout* XD

[shebug2]

Uh.... I- I don't.... MY MOTHERFUCKING EYES! DX THEY BUUUUUUURNNN...!

[Redkyokitty]

as a sagittarius, I am lmaoing.

[mysterioso2006]

*Nosebleed*

[sudd12346]

0:15 that noise Tavros made was fucking hilarious and adorable!

[SayinWarriorCat]

this is why i show up late

[TheGrisini]

I can never look at Equius again ..

Still; I always thought he where ugly ass hell .. but this?

[TommittajaFIN]

oh god >:0 my mind.

[zxcvbnmpop100]

Lol poor Tav

[LordTosti]

I cosplay Equius and I have the exact same problem.

[shadowpuppy270343]

As a Sagittarius I don't get it. :?

[nebidify]

@shadowpuppy270343 Because Equius wears Soccer socks that happen to look like thigh high lingerie.

[shadowpuppy270343]

@nebidify

OOOOOOH

*facepalm*

[HeavyMetalHindu]

There needs to be one of these for every troll. ...and maybe for the kids.

[IIshAFanGirl]

...what has been seen, cannot be unseen...

[1nighteye1]

as a Sagittarius i feel offended >:(

[AiydynnIggy]

@1nighteye1 And as a fellow Sagittarius I take it as a hilarious joke XD

[bass1master]

I KNEW IT!

[EvilOverlordOfAnime]

This joke seems most appropriate, but...

I have the WIERDEST boner right now.

[sekaiino]

I'll never be able to UNSEE that.

[SadisticDementio]

whoah...what the fuck ii2 goiing on guy2...

[TheMusicalPsycho]

The last remnants of my sanity have been lost. Tomorrow I will go on a murderous, insanity-fueled rampage. And I don't have a moirail.

[lilyayora]

I loved equius

I love panties

I now love him even more OuO

[AerikCJE]

0:11

I need this hanging over my bed

like, now

[TheViv2001]

to Equius:

OMG You are a girl???? I did the favor of dressing up like you in my dream, and you give me this???? That's it!!!! We are through!!! :(

[dragonchic01]

NO TAVROS CLOSE YOUR EYES!!!!!

[TheRougeItaly]

OH MY GOD 1 SM3LT TH4T 4ND 1 THOUGHT MY NOS3 W4S PL4Y1NG 4 TR1CK ON M3 BUT NO TH4T PL4N3 W31R3D

[WarriorsAndWolfFan1]

ok then tavros insted of getting up when your alarm clock goes off...hit snooze XD

[xArches]

Tavros needs to stop showing up early.

[bloodykat14]

Call me weird but I +)-(1N| Equis 100KS 83tt3R 4$ 4. Gurl.

[Jh5kRadio]

0_0

[PurpleCowsMakeGJ]

....this somehow reminds me of Frank-n-Furter and Dr. Scott....

[VerySleepyCat]

You made my birthday the best ever. -3

[Fiabug]

CAN'T BREATHE, CHOKING ON NERDS AND LAUGHING TO HARD! XXXXDDDDD

[Rass2Berry]

*PING~!*



[kisstin00]

stay up? me:??? >:l

[Oremir]

@kisstin00 the expression "hung like a horse" came to my mind ... but he could mean his nads. Enjoy the mental images.

[someguyatsubway]

The dangers of coming before the specified time. Shame on you tav xD

[MrThatjerk]

So many creepy fetishes

[Rachelsama44]

BBUT.... WHY?!?!

[snowwolfwinter]

DAT ASS XD

[TacoNinjaCat]

SO TH4TS HOW H3 K33PS H1S SOCKS UP......

[TheMswolfgirl]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "THEY NEED TO STAY UP" HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

[flaminglimbz]

Why is he wearing panties then

[SolinariXi]

D--> Do not worry Tavros.

D--> These are the upgraded version of the walking device I will give you.

[JoAndAvaProductions]

Oh I get it, Equius' socks need to stay up

[kippehkun]

@JoAndAvaProductions His socks....of course...

[ultimatenekogirl]

What are the people from?

[otakugirl999]

@ultimatenekogirl Homestuck.

[sailormoonfan224]

MY EYESSSSS!

[YoshitokiKun]

BUT WHY NOT?

[UntangleALLtheknots]

I had to go STRONG jaw so I wouldn't spit out my food while watching this. :I

[JohnnyCgirl91]

Equius is my patron troll *nods approvingly*

[KeroroFan123]

LOL

[MsRaaaaaa]

I think I need a towel....

[DemonKittyMeow]

Someone needs a towel.

[weirdolame]

The funny thing is is that he's wearing ladies underwear.

[ShawnWellington]

WHY THE FUCK AREN'T HIS TEARS THE SAME COLOR AS HIS BLOOD

[bluelavaKT]

Bro is staring at him from his window, we all know it

[guyvergoddess]

o)( my glub! Well, I will say t)(is. IT LOOKS SO GO--OD ON )(IM! 38D

[semajdragonrider]

I screamed then laughed in fear..... Still laughing... Hard to type!

[kckinsmcg]

HES A SWEET TRANSVESTITE! FROM TRANSLYVANIA!

[NarutoOrganisation13]

I laughed when he said 'but'

twice

:3

[janeyvtrigt]

HAHAHAHA THOSE PINK BOWS ON IT!!!!

WTF!!! I wonder what it was like when he bought them!

[icewindwarrior]

Maybe tav should stop coming over early.....

[Kairukurumi]

@icewindwarrior That's what she said. 

[Venicexvee]

XD <3 just one more reason to love equius!

[jysaw1]

I -3 Equius MA PATRON TROLL BITCH!! :D

[shadowwolf2334]

@jysaw1 funny thing mine is tavros XD

[XxikeneyaxX]

i tried to hard not to crack up and have my family stare...

[pregnantwalrusLULZ]

they should make them with all the trolls

[missmojoice]

My little sister is Sagittarius...now I know what my 10 year old sister does on her spare time o.O

[atokad11]

Dat STRONG Ass

[emootaku7363]

poor Tavros there no where in hell he can unsee that

[WhataUlookinAt]

. . . .wwhat the fuck wwas sol thinkin wwhen he sent me this

[DeviousDevilee]

@WhataUlookinAt becau2e ii know youre iin two that kiinky kiinda 2hiit

[Mintasaur]

STRONG PANTIES

[samurai0rezurii]

I want to know where Equius bought such smexy thigh highs, so that I may buy a pair.

[iSephi]

I got here from ponies, why is this with MLP?

[PineappleFeet379]

Tavros you walk in at the worst times

[CatchingElectricCity]

A-am I the only one who things he looks good? I-I mean he DOES have the legs for 'em...

[Sweetblood4u]

@CatchingElectricCity I do agree. And He also has the nice behind for those panties.

[widdlepuddyfat]

@CatchingElectricCity Nice ass too. *shot*

[2Dtube1]

D--->NO

D--->THAT IS NOT OKAY

[R0xasTeh0taku]

Nuuu!!

You're scaring AND scarring my little Tavros!!! :((

[IdkWtfLolLmao]

I was shocked for a couple seconds and then I just laughed after Tav's face.

[Ravenofthestorm]

XD I was shell shocked for a minute than i have a spaz of laughter for 20 minutes straight

[silverheart61]

Im here for you equius *hugs him*

[KoiFishRule]

D--STRONG BOW'S

[GunnytheBunny1]

Why am I hearing Spongebob music?

[MoonFang2013]

ahaha poor tavros...and the horse neighing om the end was hysterical...

[TheInfinitePower007]

Oh gog that's messed up.

[Geekygirl456]

I came for an Octopimp video.

I came again for Equius in frilly underwear.

[brianimy]

@Geekygirl456

...

icwutudidthar.

[Geekygirl456]

@brianimy oucwutididthar?

[XxLokiRabbitxX]

Holy shit... Equuis is... Sexy... -shot-

[velma906]

he has a nice ass

[Sorreltail768]

Poor tavros,COVER YOUR EYES,BOY,COVER'EM

[sexytimemuffincakes]

Everything bad happens to Tavros D:

[ShiniPanda64]

poor tavros...

HE MUST BE SCARRED FOR LIFE NOW. D0:

[LittleKyubey]

What has been seen can't be unseen.

[Sweetblood4u]

Dat ass. Hot damn.

[darkxangel033]

Sexy~

*A*

then again I am a sucker for cute undies xD

Hahahahaha!

[wereboyscout]

b-bUT ,,,wHY,,

By far the best reaction ever.

[SPNWhovian]

I'm starting to wish I wasn't born a few months early. Could had Gamzee. Equius why such a creeper?!!!

[nebidify]

@SPNWhovian Eh, I like Equius. You'll embrace it.

[SuperDappleleaf]

Me @ 0:31 - HAHAHAHAHHAHAA-can't breathe-

...

DEAD

[WitheredLilium]

*~ PING ~*

[NitrogenMiracle]

Excuse me. Gotta pee.

[18Sakurasaku69]

i scarred myself XC

[DaPsychocat]

I laughed so hard, omagad X)))

[MysticFlame360]

Oh my! Someone is really living up to their zodiacal requirements. :D

[DwessieMMD]

My sister wants to cosplay Equius. If she has the time, she has promised us to incorporate garters into the costume like that.

[3daysgracecraze]

Don't act all innocent Equius...we all know you posed like that waiting for tavbro to walk in :D

[AirBorneStudios300]

He makes me ashamed to be a saggitarius.

[BanryuuAngel]

@AirBorneStudios300 Don't worry, Tavros makes me ashamed to be a Taurus.

... but I still like him :c

[SanguinaryLegitimacy]

... Only Equius could make this happening as attractive as he did. <3

[Shadowtamer16]

OH GOD. You guys are laughing but it is the biggest pain in the ass to keep thigh-highs up. HOLY SHIT, you can't even IMAGINE.

Equius, I'm here for you. *pap pap*

[fault3k]

@Shadowtamer16 Yea, you're right, we don't know.

Accept my friend, he's a trap.

[grab2diick2]

@Shadowtamer16 tumblr pls go

[Shadowtamer16]

@grab2diick2 Uh... What? (I'm sorry, I don't understand what you're trying to say.)

[grab2diick2]

@Shadowtamer16 It was a joke. Tumblr is well know around the Homestuck fandom due to Thigh-High-Stuck, a silly meme which involves cosplayers dressing up as their favorite character in thigh-highs. I assumed you where one of these.

[2Dtube1]

@Shadowtamer16 Were the little pink bowties necessary?

[sailormoonfan224]

@2Dtube1 Yes. Yes they were.

[Sadnessinmymirror]

@Shadowtamer16 I hear ya! I can never get mine to stay up T_T

[gilon1239]

Me: WHAT TIME IS IT

Everyone: ITS MENTAL REPRESSION TIME!!

[MaiTheRabbit]

Tavros, ever heard of Knocking? >:D

[rainbowgasms]

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL c':

[XxSoraMifunexX]

owe uhh...

[KeeshIScrazy]

What just happened?????

[AnimeGirl1249]

OH MY GOD

[PadfootLuci]

THE SCREEEEAM! 0:15

<3

[MrKevstro]

o///n///o

*nose bleeds*

[TheHeartlessLeader]

Tavros is forever scarred...

[Snail911]

I....... I'm not whether this is hilarious or alarming.

[lestrange5]

@Snail911 Both.

[AZUREkiteMAN]

UNtil now, i've always thought I liked how Eq dresssed.

[FrayedAndSane]

EquiusxTavros 4ever <3 <3 OTP

[blondenarwhal]

That Tavros voice is so adorable

[TheHidanakatsuki13]

I was terrified to know his secret but I watched it anyways....I regret it because that image of him in those panties are in my head and....It...BUURRRNNSS

[Rass2Berry]

the "ping" literally killed me XD

[HoboNoah]

God... I really hate to ask, especially since this song is ever-so-popular but...  Song name?

[TeriakiJerky]

@HoboNoah Some song from Spongebob I believe. So I guess look up SpongeBob songs.

[destructiondragon360]

I swear, he's got his foot up on a bucket.

[InvaderAddict]

This must have been on a Thursday, right Equius?

[GreyWolfHowl]

I learned more about Equius than I needed to learn

[pollochido1]

its wrong if actually i find this....hot?

[Psycho4katz]

@pollochido1 oh! shit! yes!... go to a psichoANAList rigth now!!!

[pollochido1]

@Psycho4katz DAMN D:

[WebkinzWebbyCuties]

B'aww. D; Poor Tav.

/glomps

[RimjobsGlassRod]

Homestuck Fandom in 36 seconds.

[PawTheFox]

DAT ASS!

[littleskullgirl]

ANN SUMMERS WAS HERE!

[maruproductions]

STOP IT EQUIUS.

YOU'RE NOT MY PATRON TROLL.

[JadeKuroCeleste]

Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyep.

[gurugurugirl45]

FFFFUUUUUU- DAT ASS

[MrFlyguy124]

fucking lysol side commercial 

[xOmniChuu]

Ahhhh... he say But (Butt) :3 Lololol

[TriniGun]

bUT,,,WHY,,,

[4HetaliaLove]

Poor Tavros. First Gamzee now Equius

[falsehero2001]

DEAR GOD NOOOOOOOOOOO!

[EverlastingCC]

First there were Peridan and Starkat... Looks like we found our Garterbelt x3

[logan8tor12]

Lolololololol nightmare time

[MotokoIsMe112]

I love the sound that Equius makes. XDD 'Guh..!'

[Piriathy]

Man, I feel weird. I always thought his name was pronounced ee-kwee-iss

The guy who does the really awesome Tavros voice says it "wrong"

[RanaTheStrange]

LOOOOOOOOL

[pollochido1]

...BUT WHYYYY?!?!?!?!??!?!  X-X

I bet he bought it from Victrollia Secret.

In the STRONG section.