English Accents (Standard British)

[bangerby]

not to bad at all

[Prunesquallorful]

it was a brave attempt =) sounded south african to me, as someone above has already noted. though one important thing to note is that there's no such thing as a 'standard british' accent. you can have a standard ENGLISH accent, but it's actually quite offensive to say 'british' when you mean 'english'. it makes it sound like scottish, welsh, and northern irish accents are irrelevant.

[13katikins]

HAHAHA THIS IS SO FUNNY. I'M ENGLISH AND THIS IS SUCH A LOL.

[superhornygirl100]

ehm i am ur girl

[pickemallayyye]

to be fair it's not bad for someone who isn't English, I wouldn't be able to do American without doing the stereotypical "oh my god that's so awesome" voice lol

[656pamelaerickson56]

well Cause life is a game

[MBeatsProduction]

this is terrible

[51ninahicks66c247]

ehm uk rules

[seed419]

I hope since 2006 you got a whole lot better at all the accents you failed so miserably at in these videos.

[TheSplendorFreakshow]

what is your real accent

[sixxdog]

Still sounds like australian???

[Riegel2222]

sounds like lady gaahgaah

[GodOfUnbelief]

Hellouuw

[Sharkbait907]

I am a Brit and this was awful! There is also no such thing as a Standard British Accent. Every region has it's own sound and this is like none of them.

[MIXEDNA]

@JohnieJonnabi40 .....type in english

[MIXEDNA]

sounds Australian

[djroy9]

it doesn't sound like a british accent

[cvtavares10]

whats up with the video quality man

[seezeeish]

Not that good

[ryder0792]

you do not sound british at all mate. sorry.

[DaleWF10]

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Received Pronunciation otherwise known as the Queen's (or King's) English, Oxford English or BBC English is what America stereotypes Britian of what has a whole talks like this is untrue!

[SuradjJ1]

@p0sn I'm dutch and believe me.. He doesn't sound like a dutch person speaking english.. The dutch sound worse.. I'm glad I don't have that dutch accent

[Ach1evement360]

Trololololololol

[p0sn]

You sound like a dutch person speaking english

[visitnajr]

u fucktard lol

[alexanserg]

lol. you suck at imitating accents. I wonder what your natural accent is.

[MsNerdlol]

This is one horrible accent nd it English not British you wanker

[TheCutebangwang]

No British Person Speaks Like That Common Stereotype.

[TheCutebangwang]

No British Person Speaks Like That!

[iAREanthonyyy]

hmm.. well i thought you were british trying to imitate the american accent before, but since you are apparently not british either, you just suck at speaking in general dont you?

[YaBudala]

Oi ma fav pom accent is i dunno where its from in GREAT BRITAN but how they talk in (Football factory) dats ma fav pomi accent m8 much luv from down under

[IAMAMBERLYRA]

Sounds more like an Australian accent.

[Zlyzer]

Shut up guys! This is just a bit of fun.. he's not doing too badly, just putting a little too much emphasis on the ends of his words..

[alejandronskiy]

fucking idiot, thats not a fucking english accent

[RohanTechTV]

kind of sounds aussie but a little more posh...

[chloejade96]

Urm this is pretty rubbish.

[blackcountryme]

European continental Mullererd English, as about as much of a English Accent as i can do being born in England and living here all my life regional accents remember, we don't all live in the south east inside "the moat" (the m25 motorway)

Ow Bist... yowm a foreigner ay ya? i cor listen to yow any moor yown gerrin on me nerves..tara a bit....................

[LittleHazey]

You need a bit more practice mate. You sound like a cross between Australian and south African. As where your Cockney sounds a bit more propper.

[SuperRoobz]

no.

[sureha998]

You sound Australian

[comedykas]

Yea you sound like a freshi lol

[s211cool2]

Terrible, I live in England, When you say 'Hello' It sounds like south african

[maverick8154angle]

where is the 'constipation' while talking....jus like russel peters says..

[TheAweshomeness]

more Australian. a retarded one though :)

[dannysmith15]

You sound indian/ african/ who the fuck knows?

[itjustMatters]

People who think English speak posh should be put down U_U

[loz4bwfc]

why do people think English people talk posh. We dont. LOL

[TheSchemer1]

@loz4bwfc The south english do apart from london and the south west...

[TheLizardKing1967]

This is a bloody American trying to speak with a british accent. Well, ya not fooling me mate. LOL

[TheOwnage52]

U wid be dead if u said this in england

[CockneyBurberry]

that is the worsed southern accent iv ever heard

[tushnim0new]

well, you need more practice mate..

you sound more australia or south african I would say

[mattensell]

*Cough* (Standard British) LOL You mean (Standard English) Please get It fucking right it pisses me right of! 

[feliperocker]

Just a little little bit Australian...

O cockney é melhor xD

Você faz direitinho!

Linguagem britanica, ainda um mistério para mim...

[mrXinUk]

sorry mate........... about 30% rigt

[tyronerodriguezuno]

sorry this is not how we talk!!

[democes]

i live in england and i can honestly tell you that not a single person in england talks like this

[SergiodeBraga]

It´s good you live in Brazil. lol. Here we like a lot to talk in english!

[atomicnortherner]

You are trying to do what is called "Received Pronunciation" and you fail terribly

[AdoPotts6]

Gay

[ixy1987]

if this is standard briitish accent...then y dont i talk like that ????

[Ctaak]

lol - sounds like someone from Singapore or Hong Kong

[Jennivision]

There is no such thing as standard english accent... but this sounds like none of them.

[lewismartinboi]

nearly every accent u do sounds australian u wierdo

[Jennivision]

@lewismartinboi doesn't sound Australian at all either (I'm Australian)

[briseissify]

I am extremely curious to know your true accent!!! omg I have no idea what you really talk like...how mysterious!

[tomalbert0192]

@briseissify just look for brazilian accent and you'll find his accent ^^

[ChrisDonaldsonVideos]

Pahahahaha sorry but LOL

[iwishihadseenthatlol]

too posh. try saying 'innit' and you're on your way. and don't pronounce your t's.

[iwishihadseenthatlol]

too posh. try saying 'innit' and you're on your way.

[futurez12]

Your Aussie accent is leaking out all over the place mate.

[PaulsBeesInTrees]

People get the British accent so wrong becuse theres no such thing as 'typical british' accent, it simply doesnt exist. Theres soo many different accents

[yermo258]

Excuse me .

in the british accent the people speak more slow ?

[iamDavidVilla]

THAT IS NOT ENGLISH lol

you sound australian or new zealand

[QueinSiingah]

@iamDavidVilla

I agree lol,

if not a bit philipino..x

[MrStickman2011]

Im sorry i lol every time you say hello

[HowNotToGetGirls]

More like Australian; Perth

[Cookiechan3321]

more australian than british. :|

[argoshammersmith]

Sounds nothing like British English lol Its very hard to fake English English u sound aussie lol

[Karateworm]

It swerved between east-london and a posh imitation. Very odd.

[87JuliR]

Quite good, yeah. Sounds kinda like the London Accent. RP pronounciation... I'm Argentinian. Personally, I prefer the northern accent... Manchester, etc. North-western...

[physcovideos]

How do you say "No" in a british accent lol

It sounds different

[OpalHadley]

@Sonnelicht87 well thats a bit funny isn't seeing as theres this thing called 'dialects'. His dialect is definetly posher than mine. I'm from Northern England and we don't sound like that. Try listening to - Cheryl Cole, Vernon Kay, the boy from Kes, Billy Elliot Deirdre Barlow. The closest to mine is perhaps Billy Elliot's. That'll give you a bit of a mix. From every place we all sound different. Even every town.

[OpalHadley]

@Sonnelicht87 well thats a bit funny isn't seeing as theres this thing called 'dialects'. His dialect is definetly posher than mine. I'm from Northern England and we don't sound like that. Try listening to - Cheryl Cole, Vernon Kay, the boy from Kes, Billy Elliot Deirdre Barlow. The closest to mine is perhaps Billy Elliot's. That'll give you a bit of a mix. From every place we all sound different. Even every town.

[Sonnelicht87]

I'm from the states and you guys do sound like this but don't be ashamed!! its interesting to listen to!!

[CHWDresom]

I don't know which accent is it, but british accent would be like mymlmn mlumlnlm, Mlmllmn mlml mlmnlm.

[anna7g]

well done!!!!

[mrmalade]

it's not perfect needs a bit more work

[AlfieRedrup]

@mrmalade Needs a lot more work.

[zeesham13]

@mrmalade, It's pretty good since this guy is a Brazilian.

[ZxthomasXs]

@zeesham13 how did you know that he is brazilian?

[zeesham13]

@ZxthomasXs, Go to his channel, it says it their, the country this guy lives in is Brazil, simple.

[ZxthomasXs]

@zeesham13 I thought that you recognized his brazilian accent I did because I'm brazilian too

and I'm trying to learn an english accent too but its hard!

[ezza101ify]

Have you ever been to England you complete nonce

[MrWonnabee]

God help me to be British!

[MrWonnabee]

As younger, i always wanted to learn the real British Accent... as 7 y.o., I was in love with the accent, som much, that i have been study the accent for years!

But, Im 15 years of old today, and I haven't learned the British Accent yet.

The British accent, sounds way better, than the stupid American one :P

its like, its impossible to learn the accent, but, i know, that someday, somehow, I will learn the beautiful British accent! EVEN if i was 80 years old!!

[thankson]

not australian ( and anyone who thinks so has a tin ear). northern european: swedish, danish. perhaps dutch.

[thankson]

not australian. northern european: swedish, danish, perhaps dutch

[alfriscobernard]

absolute poor

[MrJasonSmarts]

what the hell is this accent? sounds more common than manc accent hahah

[1357924680864213579]

Dear we dont say HULO

We say Hello

[KateyKuppeyKake]

@1357924680864213579 nuh uh.

[1357924680864213579]

@KateyKuppeyKake Im from london i think i know you retard

[KateyKuppeyKake]

@1357924680864213579 I was kidding get over yourself.

[TheFunnyCrane]

dude you sound australian in every video and get new fucking stories.

[Underscore223]

I'm english and hardly anyone sounds like that mate. Only people from the 50s.

[UltimateVenom]

'hello my name ishporl.'

[TheWolvesBff]

my austrailian accent detector just beeped (dude this sounds austrailian and ur austrailian video sounds kinda british!)

[Pingoo124]

All these accents sound the same.

[lightinglavender]

Love the way you said cake LOL

[ilovesparky13]

@lightinglavender wait! he taked about cake?! 1 of my fav things ever??!! wow...i must have spaced out! lol :-P

[lightinglavender]

@ilovesparky13 You must have indeed :D Don't worry it happens to the best of us.

[ilovesparky13]

@lightinglavender btw i didnt mean the video was boring, i just space out a lot

XD rofl

[totallymargeaux]

Sounds nothing like an English accent.

[GKart64]

@totallymargeaux you clearly dont live in england

[totallymargeaux]

@GKart64 Really? Too bad I did for the last 8 years.

[bradlfcle3]

hahaha there all the fuckin same just some in different tones but sounds the same lol very poor

[nightsynth]

it dont sound right there something missing sounds more like Australian.... and im english... thumbs up for making video anyway..

[eak4life]

terrible lool but job try mate!

[xBarneyCalhounx]

Sorry,not really sounds like

[WonderIGaming]

AHHH SO WRONG

[Serendipityyh]

Great, any tips on how you manage this ?

[MayaLovesPandas]

austrailian.......

[agreatgeat]

It's definitely Australian.

[darkhen]

South African/Articulate Australia/German what the fuck is this

[tompants2010]

Defiantly sound Australian, sorry. Not a bad attempt though!

[newyork9284]

for some reason i always get the austrailian accent mixed up with the british accent.

[RSAinUK]

@newyork9284 well you are a dumb fuck then aren't you.

[apoorvluvsu]

After seeing all the videos.........I finally understood the story :P

[hellomynameisariel]

you sound australian

[kimberlyreneelove]

@hellomynameisariel he doesnt. nothing like it.

[hellomynameisariel]

@kimberlyreneelove okk, sorry. calm down.

[kimberlyreneelove]

@hellomynameisariel i am calm?

[hellomynameisariel]

@kimberlyreneelove its all good then.

[lundyrocks]

You sound Australian trying to be English,. But you don't sound English because of your so

[ojideagu]

@lundyrocks This accent sounds HORRIFIC.

[boredoflife15]

You don't sound English at all. God awful is only way i can describe your accent.

[xCNTEx]

@landlady1000 Lack of vocaubulary..... PHFT

listen you immigrant, shut your mouth and stop talking to me, stop trying to show off with your poor english skills you need to obviously go back to your run-down, deprived favela. Alright, don't want to see were your flithy hut is, I know I live in a better home than you, the best thing is that I got a roof over my head unlike you, niave little child......

[PESTcrEEper]

@xCUNTx there's no such word as: "vocaubulary" its "vocabulary". "niave" its "naive" remember that dum dum.

[xCNTEx]

@PESTcrEEper fucking little shit.........

Now your just taking the piss, I made mistakes look at the mistakes you've made, silly wanker. I've showed you up enough, look you so stupid and dumb xCUNTx sound like a girl, come on now, Im going to be the bigger person and stop this, because your just so boring and ridiculous, like a disabled handicap! Get a life and stop moaning and whinging, your full of shit and you call me dumb

[PESTcrEEper]

@xCNTEx where are my mistakes smart guy? you're a fuckin clown.

[xCNTEx]

@PESTcrEEper hahahahahah, Your even dumber than you look, stupid.

Had enough now fighting with an old man isnt going to get me anywere?

[PESTcrEEper]

@xCNTEx im stupider than i look?? what do i look like? didn't think that through did you.. duhhh.

[xCNTEx]

@PESTcrEEper I've seen so many mistakes, and I dont need to state them out, I can just tell your an mistake, an pathetic worthless mistake

[PESTcrEEper]

@xCNTEx you cant point out mistakes because there are none.... ahhhh what a moron.

[xCNTEx]

@PESTcrEEper BYE! I'll come back tomorrow and see what other lame comebacks you got for me. Your so stupid takes you an hour to reply '' I'LL BE BACK NOW Y'ALL '' Is that english for you, american tramp!

[XxchampaignxX]

@PESTcrEEper stupid dumb shit, go back to school!

24 and what did you drop out in '' kindergarten '' as you backwards people say?

and we english people don't say asswhole because we dont use american english lanuage to write IDIOT, fucking chav, a dumb man whore fucking his dad for money, call me the hooker; GET A LIFE OLD MAN!

[XxchampaignxX]

@PESTcrEEper FUCK YOU!

Your so boring, you make me want to go sleep, WOW ive never met a loser like you get a life you prick, fucking little immature tramp, go fuck of you mums hairy dick and suck the cum out as i said befoe;) BORING STUPID CUNT, FUCKING WANKER WHO NEEDS MENTAL HELP

[PESTcrEEper]

@XxchampaignxX i fucked your mum

[PESTcrEEper]

@XxchampaignxX i fucked your mum

[PESTcrEEper]

@XxchampaignxX you already made my dick hard.. and you have fucked me.

[PESTcrEEper]

@XxchampaignxX thats your dream?.. to fuck?

[PESTcrEEper]

@XxchampaignxX why?.... you hate me? haha this is mental.. you're a crazy girl. a second ago you wanted to "shank" me.

[XxchampaignxX]

@PESTcrEEper LOL

[PESTcrEEper]

@landlady1000 bless baby girl

[xCNTEx]

@landlady1000 Stop telling your life story to me.

As i really give a fuck. Shutup now, your getting boring and annoying.

Do us a favour immigrate back to your dirty slum

[XxchampaignxX]

@landlady1000 ok shutup

i dont really care

[SCHRUBBE1966]

Good British accent. You should talk on BBC radio.

[imgonnahurtugood]

@SCHRUBBE1966 how does that at all sound like an english accent?

[PESTcrEEper]

@landlady1000 lady there's nothing polite or gentle about the english.. trust. ignore these little shit stains they are lower than specks of rat shit even in england. we're not all bad though.

[XxchampaignxX]

@PESTcrEEper WOW. go back to the slum with her

fucking fat american, so stupid and thick.

all retards, dont tlak about english people like you know them!

You accents are so dumb and retarded, all worship the devil all possessed with shit

[PESTcrEEper]

@XxchampaignxX What do you mean GOING to be a rapist? I raped you when you were 5, remember. My mum has a vagina not a penis.. You’re confusing my childhood with your own again. What does “bocat” mean?. you’ve got better things to do?.. Shit I forgot hookers get paid double on weekends. Im a pervert? But you’re not?.. And you’re the one that keeps telling me to fuck my dead mother.. Duhhhhhh you fuckin donkey.

[XxchampaignxX]

@PESTcrEEper omg seriously shutup

your so fucking annoying, and you are American you dick wank, why you saying to that '' lady '' English people are not kind and gentle, if you were english you wouldnt be dissing yourself

[PESTcrEEper]

@XxchampaignxX im not "dissing" myself im "dissing" the english attitude.. duhhhh.

[PESTcrEEper]

@XxchampaignxX Im trying to make friends? How? By ridiculing everything you say and making you look like a complete twat. Finally according to you all Americans worship the devil and are all “possessed with shit”, what ever the fuck that means.. You should be studied.

[XxchampaignxX]

@PESTcrEEper stop telling me your life story, boring old shit

I go school unlike you a dumb retard who fights on youtube for no reason!

your so dumb disabled handicap, go get mental help you crazy physco bitch!

Hahaha and stop trying to copy what i say and try and use it in your sentence fucking low life prick

[xCNTEx]

@PESTcrEEper Blah blah blah

Your SOOOOOOOO boring, seriously SHUTUP. Wow i've never met a spastic in my life before, bloody hell your like a three year old bellyaching. All you do is piss and moan, sort you life out mate we all know your american so save the shit for some one else;)

[PESTcrEEper]

@xCUNTx you have met a spastic before.. everytime you look in the mirror, in fact and also everytime you look at your family.. without even knowing it, you've been with spastics all your life. hows life as a hooker by the way?

[xCNTEx]

@landlady1000 ok, you stupid shit

i agree with xxchampaignxx

your just another fucker trying to get attention, we english people know english, thats why its called english ahaha

fucking get your own language, dumb shit

and get your facts right, idiot!

[XxchampaignxX]

@landlady1000 i do know my language so shutup