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  • a black hole is trying to rip Altair in two but nothing can match his strenght XD

  • wierd glitch /watch?v=LYEkS09fgvM

  • Altair: not even HE can divide by 0.

  • gay music :D

  • lmfao

  • That scary

  • The music is much superior ahhahahaha

  • The music it burns!

  • I love the song!!! "I am retarded doo doo doo doo~~~"

  • the music....

  • i wonder what lucy and vidic were thinking : D

  • This is the same,what happened with subject 16 :)

  • At 0.38 altair had a binary fission LOL.

  • Needs geddan music

  • this is how altiar was born he fell from the sky

  • he is just triying to die like mario

  • I think he's taking his wish to be a famous breakdancer a little to serious. :P

    Lol.

  • Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

  • What the hell? I can barely write ´cause I laugh so much x'D

  • animus got screwed ! :D

  • mute

  • Altair's trippin

  • do do do do do... SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

  • Dahahaha!

  • oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ow. thats gotta hurt

  • Altair! , DO A BARREL ROLL!

  • lol I love the song. But it's strange, that this song pops in my mind every time I think of Altair!XD

  • what is this song?

  • I've had that happen, too. It's so fun. The best bug that happened was when I was galloping off to the battle with Richard and I see something off to the side. The game somehow produced a second me that mirrored my actions. I could get rid of him, even when he killed me. So I took him along to the final fight and he helped me beat the game! XD I just placed us so that he wouldn't hit me and he hit other guards. It was awesome.

  • @CelineK18 Oh yes, the Phantom Altair clitch is so useful. It happened to me only one time though, and I wanted it to happen again..

  • spin slowly, pick up speed, going really fastOMG TOO FAST

    ok baby steps, start slowly, picking up speed, going fast again TOO MUCH SPEED

  • So when he was tumbling through whatever that was he was stuck in...he was pulled like taffy and when he finally died his limbs became like noodles.

    The song just made this so much funnier.

  • *FacePalm*

  • the templars give lsd to altair

  • assassins creed  TRUTH: this is not assassin creed its now spider's creed lol

  • WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

  • and after 50 seconds of being strenched and torn he dies.....

  • altair is long

  • in the song does it say " I am retarded dodododododooooo"

  • what....the....fuck did i just watch O.o a assassin doing strokes in muddy water?

    Looks like this case just got (puts on sunglasses) Dirty (Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhh­hhhhhhhhhh!) sorry i just decided to bust one of these jokes.

  • this is what happens when you fuck around with the apple of eden!

  • That song XD

  • 00:16 scared the shit outta me

  • ha i bet he killd himself wit his own sord

  • wats da song i like it

  • Epic fall xD i like this.....

  • why are you surprised?.....its altair!!! he can do whatever he wants!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck gravity

  • @MegaTobins98 That should say, "fuck physics".

  • Thumbs up if you think this is what Altair does in his free time :B

  • Thats what i call a Ragdoll FreeFall!! XDD

  • :))))))

  • Took him like 5 back stretch to obtain death.

  • weeee i'm feeliiin gooood

  • I can Fly!!!! *Dead*

  • Altair is flexable!

  • LOLLL

  • 1:19 :)

  • what is the name of the song?? it's so retarded xD

  • ALTAIR ON DRUGS

  • Ya know, I get a feeling thats not supposed to happen in the game.

  • ROFL

  • dude glitches like that make me throw up man. It's too wierd :O

  • He enters the matrix...XD

  • *Desmond wakes up*

    Desmond: GAH!

    Lucy: What Happened!?

    Desmond: Um... Nothing...

  • @Xisdunt Rebecca: Nothing? Desmond, we also see Altair's memories through our screen, remember?

  • @iSeiranai

    Desmond: Oh...*Facepalm*

  • i'm faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaling... when it ends....????

  • acrobat assassin XD

  • de de de dede deded dedededede XD

  • !FTW -[]-lll

  • that's how altaïr had a son, by mitosis, I guess I was right, Altaïr is an eukaryotic cell...

    xD

  • @FuckKurczyn13

    Tis funny because Hardly anyone gets it.

    I do though, I dident fail freshmen science.

  • @FuckKurczyn13 looks more like meiosis to me

  • @mewminator for meiosis you need to have 2 organisms and with sex they will have a new organism...

    (:

  • @FuckKurczyn13 no you only need one cell to be split in 4 with half the number of chromosomes

    altair seemed to be split in 2 (my mistake) but he seems to get split in half and I doubt the rest will regrow

    after conducting this experiment please tell me the result

  • @mewminator

    haha! Awsome man!

  • @FuckKurczyn13

    haha! Awsome :P I had biology last year and understand what u say :P Lol! xD

  • @hppwnage You don't need to have biology to know these simple terms...

  • @hppwnage how old are you? 'Cause I studied about things in fourth grade, lol.

  • Whats the song name?

  • DO A BARRLE ROLL!

  • this is your assassin... this is your assassin on drugs above the influence

  • As soon as i get this game im going to try out this bug

  • 0:45, the next elastic man!

  • Altair in wonderland? :P

  • I love this bug ! ;D

  • no i got it its altair's failed yoga ruteen

  • his mother was that streachy person fro, the incredibles

  • lololololol

  • Hes spinnin' outa controlllilll!!

  • 0:44 Looks painful ...

  • thats not a bug!! ...You are using too much the animus you are going to overheat it!!!

  • do the music say " im retarded"?

  • ahahahahahahahaha awsome!!!!! XD

  • Player: Fuck this -.- *turns off system* *tommorow* Player:*Turns on system and plays assassins creed* *glitch pops up Player: OH WHADDA FAWK?!?!?!?!?

  • Did he almost seperate?

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  • Parkour on flat surfaces back in the day.

  • EXACTLY ITS A EVER FALLING HOLE DEATH TIME

  • THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I WANT TO DIE.

  • Funny 

  • also... at 0:20 you can see his tights and the fact the inside of his robe is somehow black. and this is what i imagine altair thinking during the video

    "i am retardedededded dededed GSDFHGSDGSB"(his seizure whilst attempting to split at the waist) "i am readededed dededed. retardeded BHSHSDFHDRT retardedededded retardeeeeeeeed" BAM*dead*

  • ......WUT....?!?!?

  • epic win song and funny arse video xD

  • /watch?v=MxOi1Mkzst0 go to this link to see altir jump and miss the hay stack (assassins creed leap of fail!!

  • Cool Ninja Moves!

  • well everything has a limit XD

  • Cool bug and cool song :DXD

  • Am I the only who turns off the HUD in AC 1?

  • Poor altair XDXDXD thats too much to himXDXDX

  • RUBBEEEEEEEEEEER !!!!

  • hmmmm......faceplant + merry go round combo XD

  • lucy in the sky with diamonds...

  • He is soooo high XD

  • that song makes me so HAPPY O_o

  • Desynchnized - Death

    No shit he has been streached like hell he probebly bust his spine

  • @shawnhbkdx90 lol

  • the particle accelerator from Geneva.....:)):))

  • Haha just another reason to love assassins creed

  • hahaha wow!

  • hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahaha­ha

  • Is the song singing "i am retarded de de de de de" LMAO (")>

  • LOL "Desynchonized - Death"

  • Altair: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHA WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    AH FUCK WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BODY!

  • He looks a bit like a gummy fluid ^^

  • WTF?

  • Desynchronized - retardation + drug taking

  • this is the best music u could have chosen xD

  • *altair* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

  • 0:45 lol wth?

  • It's not a game's bug, it's an animus' bug !

  • Oh mein Gott was ist das für ein scheiß. That is german for: WHAT THE FUCK???????

  • this what happens when u die in assassin's creed 0

  • Whats the fuckin song XD

  • takin them shrooms again altair?

  • fistroman Say: wha tha fuck¿

  • I jumped off the highest view point (the cross) and for the heck of it jumped with no straw bail beneath me. Altair kind of...unraveled into a silver slinky and bounced back and forth on the ground. o~O It was at this moment I really realized. Glitches are badass~! You have a perfect game, now a side splitting comedy as well. x'D

  • 0:36 super mega ultra giga terra Altair flip!

    Click 6 and then 7! 6-Super mega Altair foot in ya' face! 7-WTF?

  • love the song :D

  • ok this is just..... WTF?!?!?!

  • 0:48 WAIT! I'M NOT DEAD!

  • ahahahahaha ! XD

  • weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • @nerfinatorstave eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eee

  • awsome new skill in assassins creed xD

  • That has to be the longest slip and slide ever.

  • 0:18 Altair is Elastic Man!!

  • 0:17 Altair attempts to multiaply himself.

  • (i played super meat boy today) WAARRRRRRP ZOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEE xD

  • 100% synchronized... hhhhhhhhhhhhhhm XD

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  • Altaïr is pretty flexible :D

  • I favorited this for the comments.

  • WTF so funny, one time i was on a horse and i jumped of my horse and i was like being shot like a space rocket in the air, and when i fell down, i fell right through the ground, i was like WTF!!! i have regrets i didn't record that stunt XD

  • He's obviously high..

  • is a glitch of the animus hahaha

  • it shouldn't be i am retarted, it should be you spin me right round baby...

  • LOL

    

  • WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

  • it looks like a ragdoll...XD

  • OMG... I know this song! Its: I am retarded, By - Justin Bieber

  • @mabscape lol

  • @mabscape No no.. he just did the Cover of it

    Kayne West made it first o:

  • @mabscape got that right

  • HIPPY DRUG :D

  • ajajaja nooo Sicodelia parecia me iso acordar a Homero S. jajaj ya veo que aparesia en el mundo real El tipo xD

  • DDDD.....Digimon Digimon LOLLLLLLLlLLXD

  • Altair is way more badass than ezio....especially with ezios weird ass anti aging powers.....seriously in 20 years the only thing that changed on him was the beard

  • DO A BARREL ROLL!

    that's what he's doing XDD

  • This is actually awesome XDDDD

  • hahahahaahahahaahXDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDD

  • 0:47 altair brings it to the fucking dance floor

  • ''Desynchronized death''

  • Hahahahaha! How did we not die the first time he started the mitosis split thing?

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  • The only thing i could think of while watching this is weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

  • After all that spinning his hood NEVER come off

  • The music completes it xD