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  • funniest man alive

  • dont like him

  • Actually, the Scotish are totally humourless.

    That's what makes Billy so special!

  • mental instability is the Scottish blessing and I love it

  • "you want a wee biscuit with that?" Hahaha Billy is the best <3

  • proud to be scotish <3 and the funny thing is half the people in scotland are just as mental as him :L

  • @xXbeakXx and we wouldn't want to be without you lads.

  • @Joppesan if you want humor look to us scots or the irish :)

  • love when he refers to priests as pedophiles in red velvet, sums them up perfectly

  • brilliant, been laughing all afternoon from this. thanks for uploading.

  • lol as someone raised catholic in ireland hes spot on about them. wankers and pedophiles

  • George Carlin's Scottish cousin. ;])

  • because the queen is a nazi zombie bitch and i dont think billy connolly likes that inbred saxon bitch !

  • @manoffreewill : Very well said. ;])

  • 11 people can go FUCK OFF! Billy's the greatest!

  • Rock and Roll is "I AM THE DEVIL AND i WANNA FUCK YOUR MOTHER!!!!" - I nearly pissed myself lol

  • I almost choked on my crisp butty at 7:04 lmfao

  • the 10 people who disliked this were the Jesuits who were moving the dead popes head around...

  • @DEINNES He's Commander of the British Empire. Doesn't that make him knighted?

  • @Talrond Yes

  • A man who can get away with anything. Beatufiul.

  • rrrreerreeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­....... he is my savior

  • Love Billy Connolly 10 people just don't have a sense of humour !!! lol

  • just over three minutes in, and im literally crying laughing... thank you... thank you...

  • @DEINNES Doesn't he occasionally insult the queen?

  • something, something, SUFFERING and DYING, something, somthing. . .

    brilliant!!

  • 10 people have had their mothers fucked by the devil

  • "The beige sisters of pre-menstrual agony" LMAO!

  • i would love it

  • 10 people have no sense of HUMOR! :P

  • @DEINNES He has a CBE, which is only one step under a proper Knighthood

  • The real elvis, not that fat fucker who took him hostage and ate him PMSL

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  • Great post. About the happiest I`ve seen Adelaide people.

  • Great post. It`s the happiest I`ve ever heard people from Adelaide.

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  • @wildvenisson how did Elton John serve the country?

  • somebody killed baby jesus?

  • somebody killed baby jesus!

  • The 10 pricks that disliked this clip, must go an fuck them-selves!

  • the duke of edinbourgh is a big fan of billy (the queen's hubby to those who don't know)

  • i am the devil and i wanna fuck your mother LMFAO

  • @DEINNES Sadly it's probably just because he swears so much. Unfortunately that puts people off this legend, and I suspect the stiff upper crust in charge of knighthood is no exception :(

  • @DEINNES they tried... but he insulted EVERYONE who go near him lol ;)

  • @DEINNES and why does a Penguin needs to be knighted more then him :(

  • "The proper Elvis -- Not that fat F***er who took him hostage and ate him

  • @DEINNES Because he is a crazy old coot who hasn't really contributed anything besides hilarity? I mean, he's a fucking riot onstage but that doesn't mean he should be knighted.

  • 9 People had their mothers raped by the Devil.

  • does anyone know where i can get a good torrent download for this

  • @mrmagiceightball I download videos like this one with the free trial of wondershare... Its only limitations are that it downloads stuff from youtube and nowhere else.

  • @mrmagiceightball kickasstorrents com probably has it.

  • @DEINNES Because if he is knighted he WILL take the sword and kill all the rest of the world....

    ...wait...

    KNIGHT HIM! :P

  • @DEINNES he's probably been offered it but refused. He's Scottish/Irishman after all, doubt he gives a shit about recognition from the British Monarchy

  • @DEINNES He's a Scotsman, it's not done often. Ewan MacGreggor would be knighted sooner than Billy, mainly because of his contributions to drama. I don't think comedians are taken seriously, although his dramatic acting roles, especially in Mrs. Brown, are quite good. He should be knighted for sure!

  • Billy Connolly made 345,817,983 people piss in their pants they laughed sooooo hard...LOL

  • @DEINNES

    Because he is not English and does not conform to that lots rules!!!

  • @DEINNES Friend,I think that is one of the question that will never be answered.

  • I LOVE that song by Elvis. =p

  • I AM THE DEVIL AND I WANNA FUCK YOUR MOTHER!!!! XDDD

  • @DEINNES because the queen doesnt approve of sweary scots!

  • Only Billy Connolly could make jokes about Elvis and Little Richard in 2007 and still get laughs.

  • there are 9 members of the beige sisters of premenstrual agony =)

  • @DEINNES

    Because he isnt gay, he isnt a football manager, and is basically a credit to society...

    Knighthood's are now only for homo's, tax dodgers, or ill bred football managing pricks who wouldnt know class if it kicked them in the balls!

  • @bidefordrfc

    Here Here....Bravo..... silly English K-nnnnigits. I fart in their general direction.

  • He is having *so* much fun!

  • Billy Connolly is awesome.

  • The first single off the new album by Lightning Struck my Baby, "I am the Devil and I Wanna Fuck Your Mother."

  • omg billy connolly can moonwalk. the world makes sense again xD i love it!

  • Imagine having him for a grandfather.

  • @spieljawsfan awesome

  • @spieljawsfan I do. All the time.

  • @spieljawsfan mine is kind of like the American version :D too bad he's republican...

  • @spieljawsfan bet christmas dinner is exciting ;)

  • Holy shit, I want 4:13 as a ringtone. Hahahahaha, fucking priceless.

  • 9 people should join the beige sisters of pre menstrual agony. xD

  • "I AM THE DEVIL AND I WANT TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER!" xD

  • That's Billy playing the banjo at the beginning.

  • Bloody love this guy what a legend!

  • He's gotta be Scotland's biggest export! :D

  • I AM THE DEVIL AND I WANNA FUCK YOUR MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • A great great man and he drives a motorbike

  • @johnhighsider Moter trike

  • @johnhighsider lol two scottish can do tht, so can Ewan McGregor. go ewann and billyyy!!!!

  • hmmm that one the hmmm-hmm-hmm just for me thing sounds famillar i think i heard it in a show i use to watch called fruits baskets(the tune anyway)

    i think it was like ep 10 11 or 12 cause it was momiji that was singing it(he had his own lyrics)

  • @allhailfoamy1 omg your right!! i need to rewatch fruits basket....

  • @taytertot991 ok glad i noticed that and enjoy o btw use animefreak.tv for fruits basket since they have it in englisha nd no bullshit commercials along the way =D

  • If George Carlin and John Cleese had a bastard love child it would be Billy :)

    Love ya Mr Connolly

  • I see the 8 sisters of premenstrual agony didn't like this video.

  • I have seen an old Scottish man do the moonwalk. My life is now complete.

  • "thousands of pedophiles in red velvet..."LOL!

  • eeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhooooooooooooooooooo hes my savior,

    thats not rock and roll

    rock and roll is

    I AM THE DEVIL AND I WANNA FUCK YER MOTHER

  • There are 8 sisters of premenstrual agony!

  • 8 people helped kill Baby Jesus! XD

  • Time to put these on my iPod and play them out loud in a public bus!

  • Look at the side of that stadium ! I want to be a stand-up comedian to.

  • was this filmed in Adelaide? ^_^

  • Much as I love Billy it pisses me off when people diss the pope for being in the Hitler youth. If you lived in Germany at that time and could be described as a youth, you were in the Hitler youth, simple as, he also defected the first chance he got. I'm not catholic or even slightly religious, I just don't think its fair to drag a mans name through the mud because of the past dictates of his country, by all means find something valid and rip it out of him for that.

  • @impofhighnoon So do I .Don`t take it so seriously. It`s meant to annoy people.It`s half the fun!

  • Isn't the world a better place with Billy in it? He SHOULD be knighted.

  • Seems he just got them and loves his new shoes lol

  • I like his New Rocks :)

  • is it just me, or did his mumbled hymn sound an awful lot like the Blackadder theme? :P

  • Lol, there's a cock on the wall at 5:35 (bottom left) I saw it earlier and was like 'was that a knob drawn on the wall.....nahhh' then it came back at 5:35 lol

  • 8:30 Is the best. lol

  • He has a place in Malta. I used to live in Malta and would always look out for a trike to see if I could find him. The island is only about 7 miles by 5 but I never seen him :(

  • I agree with Billy, I think the Pope had been dead for a couple of weeks till the Vatican couldnt hide the smell anymore.

  • Where was this?

  • @mikeyT1413 Adelaide, South Australia.

  • I would love to know where he got his shirt from. I want to have one of those!!!! Can anyone help me out? cheers from germany!

  • I would love to know where he got his shirt from. I want to have one of those!!!! Can anyone help me out? cheers from germany!

  • Watching this show is like being in a room with Billy's id for two hours.

  • The PROPER Elvis...not that fat fucker who took 'im hostage an' ate 'im! LMFAO!!!!

  • Thank you for posting.

  • oh my god,obviously im not the only one who doesnt feel a twinge of guilt enjoying this legend.billy connolly for prime minister !!!!!

  • "WIT ...... the bastards kiled Jesus" :L:L

    class

  • 199,998th viewer : )

  • i agree about the christian rock thing. I think the safe realm where christian music is suppose to be is acoustic guitar and that's about it. Of course i have yet to be impressed by any C-rock band out there.

  • @RosesofWillows skillet...listen to them to their collide cd

  • @RosesofWillows agreed with alpha try skillet - monster or actually most of their songs they're a christian band [also the female guitarist is the singer's gf] and they got a kickass drummer chick ^^ but all in all the only christian rockband that's not a fail like the ones in holland here XD

  • "I've always wanted to hear Elvis sing, the real Elvis of course. No that fat fucker who took him hostage and ate him" LOL!

  • funny motherfucker. he reminds me of tommy tiernan

  • going to see him nov 08th 2010 so excited in Ottawa

  • @BillVictory90 omg how was it..i wish i was one year older so i could go

  • @AlphaCrosby it was awesome!!!!!!!! even better in person

  • going to see him nov 08th 2010 so excited

  • Luv luv Billy. Luv the scottish accent. Watching Billy is like mainlining pure funny. A little Billy every day is good for the soul.

  • 5 people were eaten by the same fat fucker that ate elvis

  • i love him too much.

  • WOW that's a big audience!!!

  • nah nah nah suffering and dyyyyying...nah nah nah nah nah just fer meeeee

    pretty much sums it up :P

  • @meadowlark27 Reminds me of all the times I was dragged to church in school

  • omg i MISS billy

  • ooh he's in Adelaide! Can't wait til he's back at the start of the year!

  • Thank u soooo much!

  • holy god, his legs are THIN!

  • The Baby Jesus story always has me in stiches XD

  • what year was this?

  • I guess I need a shot of whiskey cause I don't understand half of what he's saying :D:D

  • @anteracmacash - there is no e in whisky

  • @KwaiLoCDN I don't care

  • @KwaiLoCDN There is in irish whiskey.

  • @QuarantinedMarshland Ya there is lad, go on!

  • @QuarantinedMarshland

    WIN!!!!!!!

  • Hahaaa, "The proper Elvis, not that fat fucker that ate him" LEGEND

  • This guy is so fucking funny

  • It's ironic that I'm Christian but I despise Christian rock lol

    I first saw Billy "The Boondock Saints" and when I found out more about him, I had to see his stand-up. He's amazing.

  • @threestoogesfan2

    where were you under a rock?

  • @looneyirish lol I'm slowly but surely discovering more great entertainers from back in the day

  • billy is the best in the world.

    NO MORE BE SAID!

  • LMAO lol Christians shouldn't be allowed near Rock and Roll! So true

  • "the beige sisters of premenstrual agony xD"

    that term is just legendary xD

  • @Baseballschaap right you are!

  • XD fuckin beigists....

  • HOW is he still attractive?!

  • @Fab4Sunrises I thought the same thing, might be causehe makes you laugh

  • Michael Jackson saying "Cuppa tea son?" in a Scottish accent made me laugh for about 10 minutes haha

  • "Thousands of paedophiles in red velvet" PMSL!

  • lmao. "not that fat fucker who took him hostage and ate him."

    going after jesus right out the gate.  this fucker is brilliant.

  • He sings the song better than Elvis

  • :D lol

  • 1000 pedofiles in red velvett... GAME SET AND MATCH!!! xD

  • is this BABY JESUS!??!?!?!?!?!?!

  • sisters of pre-menstrual agony, hahaha

  • THANK YOU! for the christian rock comments, it's so fucking CHEEZY!!!

  • christian rock is complete shit because with good rock u get good lyrics with christian rock it is fuckin pointell

    real rock is fuckin great

  • i love the elvis wal he does and elvises mother

  • lol

    my first lesbian action lonelygorl15?

  • Guy's ruthless... XD

  • Do they use the same guy in every special to introduce him?