So a guy drives past a stop sign and only slows down, cop pulls him over and asks "why didnt you stop?" guy says, "slow down, stop, its the same thing" cop drags the man out of the car and beats him up with the baton, while beating him up, the cop says, "Should I slow down? or stop?"
A man and his wife live with his elderly mother and pet cat. They decide to go on vacation, and the man tells his best friend to take of his mother and the cat. During the vacation, the man calls his friend and asks how things are going. The friend says, "Your cat died." The man says, "You shouldn't tell me bad news like that all at once. He have to do it gently.
First you say, 'Your cat is up on the roof and won't come down. We're calling the firemen to get her down.' Then later you call back and say, 'While the firemen were bringing your cat down, she fell off the ladder and hurt herself. We're taking her to the vet.' Then later you call back again and say, 'The vet did the best he could, but your cat didn't make it. I'm sorry.' That's how you tell someone bad news.
A girl and a boy go out to dinner the boy go's to the bathroom and never returns the next day the girl and many others start a search party the police come up to the girl telling her they found the boy and that he's just fine the girl asks if she can see him all the officers laugh in her face screaming in her face you really believed it ha ha the guy is dead he commited suicide with a note taped toohim saying you can thank my girlfriend
a man visits his docter. the docter says "I have good news and bad news."the man says whats the good news. the docter says "you have 30 hours to live". the man says what could possible be worse. the docter says "I got the tests in yesterday and I forgot to calll you."
I have a joke for you: What is the difference between Commissioner Gordan and a chimpanzee? Gordan is hairy, stinky, and scratches his ass all the time. The other is a chimpanzee.
"Stop... (Batman grabs his collar) Stop... (Batman punches him in the face) Stop... (Batman punches his face again) Stop... (Batman hits Joker's face once more) Stop... (Batman punches him in the gut) Stop... (Another punch to the face) Stop... (Yet another face punch) Batman... (Once more, a punch to his face. Batman grabs Joker by the neck with both hands.) Stop...me...if you've heard this one before...
"Stop... (Batman grabs his collar) Stop... (Batman punches him in the face) Stop... (Batman punches his face again) Stop... (Batman hits Joker's face once more) Stop... (Batman punches him in the gut) Stop... (Another punch to the face) Stop... (Yet another face punch) Batman... (Once more, a punch to his face. Batman grabs Joker by the neck with both hands.) Stop...me...if you've heard this one before...
so this elderly man is in his death bed. as he is about to take his final breath, he smells cookies. and like a work of god, he jumps outta bed, runs downstairs and begins to eat the cookies. his wife, ecstatic, calls the entire family about the miracle she just witnessed, and for everyone to come to the house quickly. as the entire family walks through the front door, the man finishes the last cookie his wife made for him....and drops dead
@DarkTider Funny you should mention that. I read that book at the local library just a couple weeks ago after seeing this video, and I was like "So THAT'S where it came from"
BTW, if any of you haven't read the Arkham Asylum comic, check it out sometime. The art's kinda weird, but the story kicks ass. It even gives some backstory as to how Arkham Asylum was first created.
A boy's parents are in a horrible accident. He goes to the hospital to check on them and he talks to the doctor. The doctor says, "Your parents are fine, my boy. They aren't in any pain." The boy is relieved, "So what happened to them?" he asks.
"Well, your father bit down and bit off his tongue, your mother lost both her eyes and they both have their intestines hanging out." the doctor tells him. The boy is confused. "So then why don't they feel any pain?" he asked. The doctor looks at him and says "BECAUSE DEAD PEOPLE RARELY DO!"
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this joke is from the graphic novel "arkham asylum: a serious house on serious earth" when the joker says "april fools" he blows a guards head off with a gun to prove to batman he must do as he says... damn good work here
well hell what do expect? Mistah J is a psychopathic clown killer who brings chaos everywhere he goes^_^ but I guess that's why we love himXD Very funny joke but VERYYYYY WRONG!!!!!XD
@Omegian14 frrreak? How about we cut your comment into little pieces and feed it to the spammers hm? then we'll see how reasonable an internet troll really is!
That was sort of funny in an awesomely sick way. Its in my faves now. Here's one for you:
This guy's strolling along a bridge and this woman runs over to him and takes all her clothes off. Then she yells in his face; "I'm a virgin! Screw me!" So he picks her up and throws her into the river. Then he yells; "You're screwed now!"
A guy's wife is in a car wreck. He rushes to the hospital and the doctor says, "I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that your wife will never recover. She'll be paralyzed for the rest of her life. Her vocal chords were damaged, so all she can do is shriek and gurgle.You'll have to bathe and change her several times a day, and you'll never be able to live your own life." The guy says, "Really? What's the good news?" The doctor replies, "I'm just kidding. She's actually dead."
So a man goes to the doctor and the doctor examines him and says "Well i have bad news and i have worse news"
the man says "Whats the bad news?" The doctor says "You have 24 hours to live." The man asks "Whats the worse news?" the doctor says "I've been trying to reach you since yesterday"
Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor.
The doctor says: "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life."
1. Your reading my comment 2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact. 4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3. 5. Your checking it now. 6. Your smiling. 7. Your still reading my comment. 8. You know all you have read is true. 10. You didnt notice that i skipped 9. 11. Your checking it now. 12. You didnt notice there are only 10 facts :D
ok sick joke maybe maybe not but this ne's sure fucked up. A man is walking along a bridge and he sees a woman with no arms or legs and she looks at him and says "fuck me". The man picks her up and throws her off the bridge and yells "your fucked now!" like I said not exactly sick but very evil
What has four legs and one arm?
A pitbull in a playground!
Bwahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!
SingMelokia 1 month ago
That's not funny. That's not- guuugh... (falls to the floor)
Redrobin1301 1 month ago
Did you hear about the man who lost his entire left side of his body in the saw house? but don't worry... he's alright now.
TheKidWithBlueHair 2 months ago in playlist Joker Videos
Hahahaha. That's not funny. That's not-- -coughs-
Redrobin1301 3 months ago
this is literally the most shocking joke I've ever heard. Frankie Boyle is a pussy compared to this.
ThePsycoDolphin 3 months ago
I found that joke hilarious! Is there something wrong with me?
DionLaurent1 3 months ago in playlist More videos from Pgirts 3
@DionLaurent1 Nope
ZADER4427 3 months ago
Pretty awesome stuff, I've given you my subscribe ^_^
JohnGreasyGamer 3 months ago
You should try to get a laugh after and in between the dialogue it makes the Joker feel like he's completely out of his mind, terrifying but funny
THEGHETTOGAMER1 4 months ago
What has two legs and bleeds?
Half a dog
amadeusdanger 4 months ago
So a guy drives past a stop sign and only slows down, cop pulls him over and asks "why didnt you stop?" guy says, "slow down, stop, its the same thing" cop drags the man out of the car and beats him up with the baton, while beating him up, the cop says, "Should I slow down? or stop?"
amadeusdanger 4 months ago
What's the music playing in the background?
MegastarLV 4 months ago
@MegastarLV The song is Forest Entrance from Castle Crashers
BigBroA7X 1 week ago
You do the BEST Mark Hammill voice EVER.
Fettster777 7 months ago
AWESOME!!!!!
CorporalDwaynHicks 7 months ago
i should really feel bad for laughing at that lol
theringmaster213 8 months ago
im so sorry im laughing at this
jokernu1fan 8 months ago
that's horrible...BUT FUNNY AS HELL!!!
monstermaster117 9 months ago
thumbs up for castle crashers music and awesome voice acting
ultireaper 11 months ago 2
Is this from the cartoon, because I thought it was only in the comic?
TheAnswerIsMeh 11 months ago
@BulgarBoy no
XD
PivotPiAnimations 1 year ago
Am I the only one that laughed his friggin' ass off at this?
Bulgarboy1 1 year ago 3
Its kinda funny now because this was made in April
TheKingOfBladesM80 1 year ago
how you kill 100 flies at the same time?
kick an ethipioan in the face
MWAAAAAWAWWAWAWAWA!!!!
Ikirutoikigai 1 year ago
My face at the beginning: :l
Face at the end: :O
Face after; xD
Violetthehedgehog756 1 year ago
this song sounds familiar tell me what is it?
Tiyong55 1 year ago
o_o poor guy!
kushamisaru 1 year ago
This is the most messed-up joke I know:
A man and his wife live with his elderly mother and pet cat. They decide to go on vacation, and the man tells his best friend to take of his mother and the cat. During the vacation, the man calls his friend and asks how things are going. The friend says, "Your cat died." The man says, "You shouldn't tell me bad news like that all at once. He have to do it gently.
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zvermilyer3 1 year ago
@zvermilyer3
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First you say, 'Your cat is up on the roof and won't come down. We're calling the firemen to get her down.' Then later you call back and say, 'While the firemen were bringing your cat down, she fell off the ladder and hurt herself. We're taking her to the vet.' Then later you call back again and say, 'The vet did the best he could, but your cat didn't make it. I'm sorry.' That's how you tell someone bad news.
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zvermilyer3 1 year ago
@zvermilyer3
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So, do you have any more news for me?"
"Yes," says the friend. "Your mother is up on the roof and won't come down."
Here's another joke. It isn't messed-up, but it is Batman-related:
What time is it when Batman finds your hideout?
Time to get a new hideout!
zvermilyer3 1 year ago
0_0 That was my face at the end of this video: horror at the joke, but blown away by the voice.
angelofmusic1992 1 year ago
:-s :(( (TT o TT) Thats not funny, thats not funny at aaalll
siralucard19 1 year ago
ooook
sonofahaha13 1 year ago
Ah, the joke from the "Arkham Asylum" book! Great stuff!
IJustWatchEm71 1 year ago
The music just makes this all the more funny.
roofpaint 1 year ago
that joke is seriously messed up! i think i remember readin it in a comic. but your voice is just...spot-on....really, really impressive, man
tokyopanda13 1 year ago
A girl and a boy go out to dinner the boy go's to the bathroom and never returns the next day the girl and many others start a search party the police come up to the girl telling her they found the boy and that he's just fine the girl asks if she can see him all the officers laugh in her face screaming in her face you really believed it ha ha the guy is dead he commited suicide with a note taped toohim saying you can thank my girlfriend
WagaProductions 1 year ago
Two Goldfish are in an aquarium, one turns to the other and says "Any idea how to drive this?"
antwilliams86 1 year ago
a man visits his docter. the docter says "I have good news and bad news."the man says whats the good news. the docter says "you have 30 hours to live". the man says what could possible be worse. the docter says "I got the tests in yesterday and I forgot to calll you."
cmiddleton9872 1 year ago 17
@DarkTider no, so am I. IT is a sick joke isnt, it? But its still funny... unless your the guy of course.
NevilleStyke 1 year ago
do the one at the end of killing joke about the 2 ppl on the roof of an asylum
thevoodoosailor 1 year ago
that was kinda funny :D
Shiratsui 1 year ago
omg that was brilliantly dark humored lol
lordnucklehead 1 year ago
that guy felt SO lucky
SBTM357 1 year ago
Best. Joke. EVER.
JustADogChasingCars 1 year ago
I have a joke for you: What is the difference between Commissioner Gordan and a chimpanzee? Gordan is hairy, stinky, and scratches his ass all the time. The other is a chimpanzee.
Sox20009 1 year ago
If you see a kangaroo in the desert, more than likely, you're in Astralia.
If you see an elephant in wooded area, you might be in Africa.
If you see a fish with a freaky smile, you're in Gotham City.
MrHalt 1 year ago 24
@MrHalt good one :)
dontmakemeMAD1990 1 year ago
@dontmakemeMAD1990 Thanks!
MrHalt 1 year ago
@MrHalt youre welcome :)
dontmakemeMAD1990 1 year ago
His baby is what? I couldnt tell what he said
Zeelulzproductions 1 year ago
"Stop... (Batman grabs his collar) Stop... (Batman punches him in the face) Stop... (Batman punches his face again) Stop... (Batman hits Joker's face once more) Stop... (Batman punches him in the gut) Stop... (Another punch to the face) Stop... (Yet another face punch) Batman... (Once more, a punch to his face. Batman grabs Joker by the neck with both hands.) Stop...me...if you've heard this one before...
Urielthemagicalcrab 1 year ago
"Stop... (Batman grabs his collar) Stop... (Batman punches him in the face) Stop... (Batman punches his face again) Stop... (Batman hits Joker's face once more) Stop... (Batman punches him in the gut) Stop... (Another punch to the face) Stop... (Yet another face punch) Batman... (Once more, a punch to his face. Batman grabs Joker by the neck with both hands.) Stop...me...if you've heard this one before...
Urielthemagicalcrab 1 year ago
rofl this joke made me lmao
gamer4ever9999 1 year ago
so this elderly man is in his death bed. as he is about to take his final breath, he smells cookies. and like a work of god, he jumps outta bed, runs downstairs and begins to eat the cookies. his wife, ecstatic, calls the entire family about the miracle she just witnessed, and for everyone to come to the house quickly. as the entire family walks through the front door, the man finishes the last cookie his wife made for him....and drops dead
marioman60659 1 year ago 2
@marioman60659 dude, this one didn't even make me smile. I went through many jokes and I think this is the worst. Bye.
JustSivas58 1 year ago
Lmao!
LuciferWitch666 1 year ago
Good god... that had to be the darkest joke I've ever heard...
Sarinko 1 year ago
Whats a spaze stick, if I got the name correctly?
IGeorge94 1 year ago
@IGeorge94 A spastic is a nasty name for someone with mental difficulties
PaulAnt2008 1 year ago
@PaulAnt2008 Thanks ^_^
IGeorge94 1 year ago
i am a sick human being
i laughed at the end
hahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA
xlrwolf10 1 year ago
OMG, excellent impression, and that was truly a sick sick joke!
PaulAnt2008 1 year ago
Btw for those wondering, the joke is from the book "Arkham Asylum"
DarkTider 1 year ago
@DarkTider Funny you should mention that. I read that book at the local library just a couple weeks ago after seeing this video, and I was like "So THAT'S where it came from"
BTW, if any of you haven't read the Arkham Asylum comic, check it out sometime. The art's kinda weird, but the story kicks ass. It even gives some backstory as to how Arkham Asylum was first created.
BluntmanEXE 5 months ago
APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!! I love it!
avensillum 1 year ago
It's better without the music.
MrBringingitback 1 year ago
music?
batme350 1 year ago
The baby is "hispastics"? what does that mean?
Abradrake2 1 year ago
@Abradrake2
nah mate.... "the baby's a spastic"...
TaskMaster619 1 year ago
A boy's parents are in a horrible accident. He goes to the hospital to check on them and he talks to the doctor. The doctor says, "Your parents are fine, my boy. They aren't in any pain." The boy is relieved, "So what happened to them?" he asks.
bISHOPawesome 1 year ago
"Well, your father bit down and bit off his tongue, your mother lost both her eyes and they both have their intestines hanging out." the doctor tells him. The boy is confused. "So then why don't they feel any pain?" he asked. The doctor looks at him and says "BECAUSE DEAD PEOPLE RARELY DO!"
bISHOPawesome 1 year ago
@bISHOPawesome Oh, very nice (and by nice, I mean, very very sick lmao)
PaulAnt2008 1 year ago
Oh my gosh that's so sad.... but unsettlingly hilarious! XD
jaderoseofchaos 1 year ago
I love you. I love the graphic novel this was from almost as much as I love you.
ClintonSwaim 2 years ago
fuckin funny as hell dude u are awsome i want more videos
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zero0is0king 2 years ago
Batman: Arkham Asylum (A serious house on a serious earth)
themaxtremists 2 years ago
Ha! I almost died laughing...not that demonic things make me laugh...hahahee....:)play it cool!
LolitaLexi 2 years ago
I actually heard he Joker from "The Batman" tell this one:
A doctor tells his patient, "I have bad news and worse news."
The patients says, "Oh, dear. What's the bad news?"
The doctor tells him, "You have only 24 hours to live!"
"That's terrible!" says the patient. "But how can the other news possibly be worse?"
The doctor answers, "Well, I've been trying to contact you since YESTERDAY!"
Reaperluver 2 years ago 17
yeh i remember that - funny one :P lol
e6d6d6yheartagram 2 years ago
@Reaperluver i told that joke to my friends they laughed =D
DarthFandoro 4 months ago in playlist Autres vidéos de Pgirts
@DarthFandoro
LOL! Awesome! XD
Reaperluver 4 months ago
WOW THAT WAS FUNNY, BUT SICK.
THEHAMBONE6 2 years ago
This is absolutely amazing.. How is this NOT Mark Hamill???
MaxPower1366 2 years ago
Everyone can be funny bot only a joker is fucking funny insane!
LOL!
Badjokemaker 2 years ago 5
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Badjokemaker 2 years ago
Like the music from Castle Crashers.
themacross 2 years ago
uhhhhhh
jokeronfiyahh23 2 years ago
this joke is from the graphic novel "arkham asylum: a serious house on serious earth" when the joker says "april fools" he blows a guards head off with a gun to prove to batman he must do as he says... damn good work here
billyblackattacks 2 years ago 4
hell yeah. i love that novel
ImThe1ThatShotTUPAC 2 years ago
OMFG I accidentally gave you 1 star i'm soooooo sorry!!!!!!DX
gaaralovapolli 2 years ago
I SO absolutely love this!!!
swimchickadeee 2 years ago
really, am i the only one feeling guilty over actually laughing at this joke?
DarkTider 2 years ago 71
You aint the only one. After i laughed i thought "why was that funny?"
mrjoey94 2 years ago
I'm with you there...I smiled...but I feel bad for smiling...I guess Mistah J just brings out the darker sides to some of us.
CartoonHeroine 2 years ago
well hell what do expect? Mistah J is a psychopathic clown killer who brings chaos everywhere he goes^_^ but I guess that's why we love himXD Very funny joke but VERYYYYY WRONG!!!!!XD
gaaralovapolli 2 years ago
@DarkTider yes, you freak!!! ;)
Omegian14 1 year ago
@Omegian14 frrreak? How about we cut your comment into little pieces and feed it to the spammers hm? then we'll see how reasonable an internet troll really is!
DarkTider 1 year ago
@DarkTider I was being ironic!!! I found the joke hilarious, hence the smiley ;)
Omegian14 1 year ago
@DarkTider You are the only one with guilt all of us are laughing.
Ganthrithor13 1 year ago
No.
Fantome52 1 year ago
@DarkTider no
deadlyjoker5 1 year ago
@DarkTider
I don`t feel guily at all It`s a great joke it`s just sad really
Takara963 1 year ago
do more jokes like that its twisted and funny
hlee92 2 years ago
awesome but you shouldve added some scarier musi
kylesullivan96 2 years ago
ooh, REALLY good mark hamil voiceover! <3 you sound just like the real deal. ;3
Pentharis 2 years ago
when will u do your next segment of "Joker Jokes?" Please tell us :D
nerdsman567 2 years ago
plz make more of them
Persona120 2 years ago
so this baby seal walks into a club......
why did the little boy touch himself at night?
to try and stop the bleeding from the bullet wound when his drunken father shot him in the stomach.
why did the boy fall off his bike?
because hitting him going 85 miles an hour doesnt exactly glue his ass to the seat.
last one was origional content. you all just witnessed me making that.
t0xickid777 2 years ago 32
PM those to him. Do it. NOW. I would KILL to hear Mark Hamill's voice going "So a baby seal walks into a club..." followed by maniacal laughter.
xWhiteClaudiax 2 years ago 4
How do you make a baby cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock on its teddy bear. :)
(I throw up a little in my mouth every time I tell that one, but its definetly the most messed up joke I know. Man, Im going to hell...)
Sh0nin 2 years ago 3
Definition of hopelessness? Ethiopians running after an empty bread van.
Definition of cruelty? Strap a stick of dynamite to a legless man's wheelchair and tell him to run for his life.
Definition of confusion? Fathers day in the harlem.
Whats the best thing about fucking 26 year olds? Theres 20 of them.
Whats black blue and hates sex? The 8 year old living in my closet.
Sh0nin 2 years ago 5
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape
Sh0nin 2 years ago 5
Now, if only you would be willing to do a tutorial on your impression lol.
bongolow07 2 years ago
I know I've heard the music before! What's it from?
You've got that voice down freakishly well. Bravo! :]
BakariHaiku 2 years ago
the music is from castle crashers
RhicterTheD 2 years ago
Ah, that's where I heard it. Thanks. :]
BakariHaiku 2 years ago
Which comic is this?
dreamsofequal 2 years ago
One of my favorite lines from the Arkham comic book. keep 'em coming.
morellofan88 2 years ago 2
lol
april fools
sucks to be him
joker rocks
esfelectra 2 years ago 2
That was great, a perfect Joker joke. Keep em coming.
GodSpark127 2 years ago
oooh, that funny and twisted at the same time. perfect :-)
tant12 2 years ago
That was sort of funny in an awesomely sick way. Its in my faves now. Here's one for you:
This guy's strolling along a bridge and this woman runs over to him and takes all her clothes off. Then she yells in his face; "I'm a virgin! Screw me!" So he picks her up and throws her into the river. Then he yells; "You're screwed now!"
45andcounting 2 years ago 5
45 that was more funny then the joke in this video....
mrjoey94 2 years ago
awesome joke. just the right touch of dark humor.
benejack666 2 years ago
Lol !!!!!!!!
SweeneyTlikesrazors 2 years ago
you should make more joke videos
hlee92 2 years ago
tht joke is pure dark joker humor
Daniel2GIGG 2 years ago
LMFAO!!!!!! HAHAHHHAHHAHAHAH
oh my god.....!!! That was great
Cherrydravenmoody 2 years ago
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HAHAHAHA!
...I feel guilty :(
Oerjeke 2 years ago
A guy's wife is in a car wreck. He rushes to the hospital and the doctor says, "I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that your wife will never recover. She'll be paralyzed for the rest of her life. Her vocal chords were damaged, so all she can do is shriek and gurgle.You'll have to bathe and change her several times a day, and you'll never be able to live your own life." The guy says, "Really? What's the good news?" The doctor replies, "I'm just kidding. She's actually dead."
rbobinsky 2 years ago 35
hahah XD
stanhurme 2 years ago
@rbobinsky OMG! your joke is freakin funny lol!
Sox20009 1 year ago
lol funny!
zookyman2 2 years ago
So good
ArnacMGS 2 years ago
You should do more i got a joke for you
So a man goes to the doctor and the doctor examines him and says "Well i have bad news and i have worse news"
the man says "Whats the bad news?" The doctor says "You have 24 hours to live." The man asks "Whats the worse news?" the doctor says "I've been trying to reach you since yesterday"
lordofzaptherapy 2 years ago 3
Didn't you get that fro The Batan show? Still a funny ass joke!! XD
conanclos 2 years ago
Yeah actually. Joker says that line in the batman show. He said it better then me of course.
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Reaperluver 2 years ago
haaaahahahaahahhahahahahahaaaa
invaderawsm 2 years ago
Funny, funny... but something's missing here - the laugh.
You should round out the joke with a full on Hamill-style maniacal Joker laugh.
Zaggutch 2 years ago 3
hmm kinda imagined him yelling the last part of the joke in the comic but 100% good job dude :P
MortosSoulStealer 2 years ago
Wow... That is so Joker'ish XD... wonderful job with Joker's voice by the way.
lovetelevision 2 years ago
That was disgusting, evil, dark, cold, and horrible..........I love it
sonicspeed011 2 years ago 9
do the one from killing joke, about the two guys escaping from the insane asylum
wewacian 2 years ago
Do dead baby jokes!!!
XIJINIX 2 years ago
Here is a similar one:
Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor.
The doctor says: "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life."
Harry says, "My God. What's the good news?"
The doctor says, "I'm kidding. She's dead."
dfullerct 2 years ago 8
Mr. J that was 100% funny.
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PHdevil90 2 years ago
this was kind of LOL.
Kevinisprime 2 years ago
what song is that?
bnightwing 2 years ago
ok sick joke maybe maybe not but this ne's sure fucked up. A man is walking along a bridge and he sees a woman with no arms or legs and she looks at him and says "fuck me". The man picks her up and throws her off the bridge and yells "your fucked now!" like I said not exactly sick but very evil
Sydpart2 2 years ago
That was disgusting....I loved it.
metalhellspawn 2 years ago 2
More Jokes Please!!!! :D
orgixvi3 2 years ago
Castle Crashers FTW!
ProtoWolf 2 years ago 2
i love to see you do the scene in the Dark Knight where the Joker is talking to the mobsters, the scene with the pencil trick
DookieAdz 2 years ago 3
LOL!!!!!!!!! Niiiiice.
Viggorn 2 years ago
You got the voice and his sick humor down to a tee.
LEAFtea57 2 years ago 5
atternaty ward
AVGNrippoff 2 years ago
is this mark hamil?
shayaan2354 2 years ago
No, it's me.
Pgirts 2 years ago
omg!!! if it is you you're incredible!
shayaan2354 2 years ago 6
wave
AVGNrippoff 2 years ago
apastic
AVGNrippoff 2 years ago
ARKHAM ASYLUM
YES
YES
TheQueenandHerCards 2 years ago
april foool
AVGNrippoff 2 years ago
Definitely sounds like something Joker would have said in the show...if the rating was higher than Y7
kh211 2 years ago 2
april fool
AVGNrippoff 2 years ago
LOL, awesome make more!! xD
Ramenfever 2 years ago
your wifes vdead and you babys aspistc
AVGNrippoff 2 years ago
YES
KILLING JOKE LINES
YES
SupahtheTubemon 2 years ago