Original Clips of GOTJ '09 Infomercial Parodied on SNL

[alpinebeergetithere]

anyone else notice how awkward and outta place the word ninja sounds at the end of the video? lol!!

[gibbytron]

Yeauhhh ninjas!!!

[zybeco]

What about Mrs Potato Dick?

[MrThePandaman]

Try to compete with last year's champion, Ass Dan.

[suicidesnowman14]

LOL i remember seeing this on tv

[urbancelebrities]

and not a black person in sight...

[btk724]

@urbancelebrities um accually the artist ROC is black and theyve have Ice Cube, and Ice T there with Collio so try again

[ymechaie]

pauly shore?!? DAMN I MISSED IT!

[mleep]

so this is where herpes is made

[DrMotorDude]

@mleep No, you got it all backwards - GOTJ is where clamidia is made. Herpes is made at the Source Awards.

[awwsnapcracka]

I think it's summed up pretty well at the end when they say to both "expect the unexpected" and to "expect a good time." Does that mean I shouldn't expect a good time or that a good time is unexpected? Either way I'm not interested.

[PsionikMushroom]

ICE! CUBE!

HEre for one hour, doing nothing, before he takes his paycheck and gets the fuck out of there!

YEEEAH!

Oh yeah, and we have REAL Midway Games! Y'know, as opposed to...fake ones?!?

[JamesMLeo]

there are just too many lines to quote in one comment

[raphib3]

there was no need for anyone to even make a parody out of this video. the video is a parody in itself. i wonder how many blood-related people had sex at that festival. my estimate is a lot to 10,000.

[DestroyYouAlot]

WORST HE-MAN IMPRESSION CONTEST

[Skatanic5589]

The only good part about this was Ice Cube and that blonde sugar girl.

[billy5939]

culd deff fuck everygurl in that lil get together...hands down! lol

[Clay3613]

Roddy Piper?!

[deathbunny32]

I just lost my shit when they said they got Jimmy Walker.

[B0Nnaaay]

What about Ass Dan?

[diabeticmonkey]

Among family, deep in the woods, with an announcer with a speech impediment. Sounds like a real backwoods get together with texas chainsaw massacre retards.

[stinkpickle1000]

dj duece groan bit two of my toes off at that show

[thinkingjack]

Fuckin a, that has to be the two trashiest people ever if that dude is a mexican an calls himself one he needs to choke on something, faggot, mexicans dont like icp and the ones that do are usually beat up.

[fnava1]

where is DJ vlade divac?

[dettigs]

hmmmmm i guess this would best be described as de-evolution!!!

[Spullamfreekshow]

imma hopefully be there much lov yal

[RBlair69]

They look just like Super Soak & Lil Blaster!

[dettigs]

@RBlair69 i got the hots for lil blaster

[iamyourmessiah]

LOL. that hilarious snl sketch just became even funnier. this is fucking ridiculous looooool honestly can't believe im seeing this :P

[nitemare456]

what wrong with there hands their short

[wqsr4o]

Sounds like fun lollll

[projectmentalcase]

lmao...these two make this video incredibly corny haha...Clay's a sick DJ though

[peanutismint]

I can't believe this is a real thing?!!

[FeceMcGee]

a helicopter will spray you with viruses yo!

[timhyer1]

@FeceMcGee haha and you know we got wild wolverines runin' all over this bitch!!

[carsonandthomaspwn]

were is ass dan? oh ya he died

[Lesardah]

R.I.P., Ass Dan.

[jtwiztidbagz]

...and turtle from entourage

[LBNANY]

Fuck The Midwest

[ImperiusV]

Come on, I just can't believe they would really have that at a Juggalo festival...

Really? An attractive girl?

[AcrylicMockingbird]

rip ass dan

[BigDJuggalo420]

hahahaha omg i cant breath

[cactus337]

& their dummies got tiny stilts, yo!

[spicyvOHMitsnack]

gunt!

[Ilratha]

This is clearly a parody, something that gay couldn't be real.

[yeastori]

sugar slam looks like lady gaga without the crazy make up

[KatWild21]

"All you hungry asses out there, yes we have food, and plenty of it" I thought they fed on Faygo and their own waste.

[SchaefDizzle]

RIP Ass Dan

[Xrocknroll4ever]

i cant tell if this is real or a joke...

[dcelliott12]

lol wtf is the neden game?

[ustinklikeggs]

@dcelliott12 neden = pussy, im sure you can figure it out from there lol

[GarbageStrike]

Wow, if everyone at this thing died, the average literacy rate, IQ, and standard of living for the united states would go way up, while sexual assaults and the number of shitty dudes hanging out in 7-11 parking lots would go way down.

[TheGrerex]

I came for the doods on stilts.

[AndNoted]

How many days can a rapist run free here before he's caught?

[mancreep]

@AndNoted Well, from start to finish, but if you want to catch him, look no further than his sister's tent. if he's really kinky, he'll go to his cousin's tent. lol.

[GuitarristA1quimista]

LMAO MRS POTATTOOOO DICKKKKK HAHAH.

[feefee198423]

rotflmao the dude in the crowd with the chicken

[Loncaros]

How is this a parody?

[jafajax]

I am not a juggalo but who cares what these people do at the festival or how "hard core" they are? I live in a suburb of Houston and drive a BMW but after watching a family underground out of curiosity, I have to say the gathering looks like it just might be..FUN. I would go for sure if I liked the musical selections more.

[lasertime777]

"Expect the unexpected. And expect to have a good time."

So, is the only reason we should expect to have a good time because there is no reason for us to expect it in the first place?

[scaldabanco357]

That is the saddest thing I've ever seen.

[its422]

i have the hat he is wearing

[Jimkaider]

Hey, where's Ms. Potato Dick?

[lestev7]

the fact that they say "ninja" rather than nigger just shows how un-hardcore these pussies are.

[bastermation]

wtf ice cube? godamit....

[emoriotfreak13]

wow you guys are fucking stupid half of the ppl wo commented this vid had nouthing to say but hate. hate on juggalos all you want were who we are and were not gonna change

[fazedsatchel]

hahaha

juggalos = fucking retarded

[mcgangstapimp]

@fazedsatchel nice burn fuck these losers .

[diabeticmonkey]

RIP Ass Dan

I took a wicked shit last night more hardcore than this shit.

[MichaelKlump]

Didn't they try to kill poor Tila Tequila at one of these?

[RBlair69]

@MichaelKlump Who wouldn't?

[diabeticmonkey]

This guys lisp is hilarious. Dudes on stilts!? I gotta be there.

[therearefreasamongus]

Is this where leprechaun 2 got that thing where they all say ninja instead of nigger? PS Make sure to stick around for the encore performance of Mrs. Potato DICK!

[michaelmiller00]

I had to see it to believe it. Wow, an actual "gathering". Worst idea EVER. Juggalos are all faggots. Who knows what the fuck Ice Cube was thinking when he agreed to do this, or anyone else who isn't a juggalo. And they've been doing this for the past 10 years? Since when does being a wanna-be rapper, faggot ass white trash clown, equal talent?

[MichaelKlump]

@michaelmiller00

Since Ke$ha could produce a number one hit album in this known reality of existence...

[RBlair69]

@michaelmiller00 Since Eminem. 

[Seiizures]

no pitchforks? dude wtf

[krazy2death]

at 1:57 thats my good homie Drew aka Mr. Wikkid of Z-Lottz

[ahaffzilla]

holy shit ice cube has finally hit rock bottom.

[stumpafuh]

Psychopathetic Records SUCK!

[idlehavok]

sugar slam has rode more dick then Martha Stewart

[sixx07]

@ 1:36..."Check this out, dudes on stilts." Oh fuck, I'm in tears laughing out loud at this weak shit!

[RyanInSD]

lol, these people are cool with their 4 iq.

[Darkninja0g]

DAMN this year will be the shit

[lsttamu]

i'm ready to go

[ClownTwiztid]

DJ Supersoak and Lil Blasta lol

[brokennarcissist]

I would rather be caught holding hands with a guy at a Klan rally than attend that festival.

[bloodstaindtn]

@brokennarcissist Makes sense for a gay racist.

[MrKing402]

@brokennarcissist weak

[brokennarcissist]

@MrKing402 Dude you're an adult rapper with 18 less subs than me and I don't make videos, talk about weak, good luck in life...

[MrKing402]

@brokennarcissist and you're just another nobody on youtube commenting about how much you hate ICP...on an ICP music video lmao...desperate much?

[brokennarcissist]

@MrKing402 I agree, but I'm occasionally a clever one, which separates me from the stunted herd

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I'm not paying ICP attention, I saw this on SNL (I know slow Saturday night, stone me) then looked this up on the yt. I hate ICP because I never met someone cool that listens to them but I half respect because they gave MSI their start and MSI is distilled genius

Anyways, I'm happy to be your fourth sub and I wish you the best of luck. I just warn, consider the juxtaposition of adulthood & rapping

[MrKing402]

@brokennarcissist first off u shouldnt hate ICP because of their fans...u shouldnt hate any artist/group/band for that matter because of their fanbase it should be about the music...also if u dont like the music u shouldnt hate them...my thing is why cant ppl just not like music anymore lol...especially when it comes to these guys its like ppl say the most fucked up, ignorant shit about them to get a rise outta ppl and just be lame about it...as far as SNL goes ICP love their skits on them

[FlandreScarletTepes]

@MrKing402 I don't troll juggalos because they're too easy. :P

So let me be straight with you yo. A song like "Miracles" is more than just "the music". It's a statement. It's saying there's no wonder in the intricacies of reality, that understanding anything beyond the visible surface takes all the fun out of life, and people who know and teach such things are big mean jerks. They made it clear they weren't joking, either. I don't HATE them, just can't take them seriously. I can't even hold it!

[MattydDaKlown]

Dont nail any of the strippers from the Wolf Pack ninjas. My homie got the clap from one. Fo realz.

[larryleemob]

Don't miss the special encore performance from mrs. potato dick !! R.I.P Ass Dan!!

[hhnHORROR]

i think i just got STDS from watching this

[sk8vidsofskaters]

im only going cause Gunt is gonna be there

[DrumminD21311]

This was every concert I ever went to in Indiana. Actually, this was just everyday in Indiana. There didn't need to be a concert.

[1334stairs]

NOTHING says underground like shit you can buy from hottopic

[rellman]

This seems like the kind of thing that happens in Florida, like, all the time.

[dcv525]

Carnival rides LOL The Zipper!!!

[dcv525]

Thurdersex gonna be there?

[davidlovell91]

viruses!

[tynitty516]

Encore performance from Mrs. Potato DICK 

[dcv525]

The worst He-man impression champion Ass-Dan!

[fnm4evr]

VIRUSES!

[R0773N]

Pauly Shore's career really took off huh?

[FelchBelcher]

ERRBODY GETS PITCHFORKS, YO!

[StephanieLives]

Jimmy "JJ" Walker?! W.... why?

[ScottyJive]

Ass Dan staged his own death to launch a musical career with Stay 2 Fresh to form THRILLA KILLA KLOWNZ, with this such as "MAGICAL MYSTERIES" and "Curb Stomp your Enthusiasms"! Unfortunately after the filiming of the video "MAGICAL MYSTERIES" apparently did die....He will be missed!

[R0773N]

But do they have stick meat?

[lowlypeasant]

Blankets.. how do they work??

[ByAnyMeansNeccesary]

J. H.

[TheOrigonalBro]

ok so my brothers name is Dan, who is also born in 1981. kinda weird...

[MrMizelle56]

@TheOrigonalBro  not really

[tSIXe666]

if you like ICP,wait until you get a load of this ass pimple i have...so talented and has a painted face too!!i feel terrible that someone saw this and said"oh wow,all of my favorite activities in one place!!"fucking REH-TARDS!!!

[nesteph]

R.I.P "Ass" Dan and DJ Supersoak

[660Juggalo]

DJ Clay looks like he has down syndrome but hes hella talented

O and R.I.P Ass Dan.

[R0773N]

RIP Ass Dan 1981 - 2010. You will be missed, homie.

[bdobbsthepipe]

Man, if ass dan could have made it this festival would be TIGHT! Why Ass Dan WHY!

[teamtaylorteamjacob]

It took me like two minnutes to figure out this is the real for serious one.... oh well MMFWCL!!!

[bciesil]

Rowdy Roddy Piper is doing comedy now? :)

[RBlair69]

@bciesil Seems wrong somehow...

[TheDartmouthFerry]

WTF, no Gunt?

[therealpgdarthnick]

@TheDartmouthFerry i know dude. no slit either.

[tSIXe666]

@TheDartmouthFerry no Mrs.Potato Dick either??i'm not going!!

[ejc8707]

RIP ASs Dan

[iBomb24]

i cant beleive this is real

[cactus337]

EVERYONE. GETS. PITCHFORKS.

[ryorkie33]

MRS POTATO DICK

[vegnsauce]

Become a fan of Ass Dan of Facebook!

[kekeke01]

This is a parody right?

[crazyfool619]

@kekeke01 lol no this is the real one. SNL did a parody of it. but these two don't even seem like juggalos. seems like they're being forced to read some shit. but maybe that's the point?

[jussts]

LOL... holy shit. I didn't realize SNL was actually parodying something this specific. This is hilarious.

PS: STICK MEAT!

[AgentBristow]

That pretty much looks like the worst festival ever with the most miserable line up I've ever seen.

Everyone who knows music knows that the Nateva festival up in Maine is where it's at this year.

I love how the SNL parody actually seems at least slightly more appealing.

[DrMotorDude]

HAVE SEX WITH THE IRON SHEIKH!

[redrockchamp]

is this real or a joke?

[BobCoffins]

I bet most of you would try to suck Violent Js dick just even get near Ice Cube...Go take a shower bitch.

[PsionikMushroom]

This just makes me want to take a shower

[Ogizzie]

Damn Sugar Slam is a gangsta bitch. lol.

MFL

[sonicboom519]

I would only go if Dirk Nowitzki was shooting bbs at me in an open field.

[I3ipolar]

I go for the music but stay for the STDs

[dar482]

I NEED TO GO!

[jarebear0]

bahahahahhahahhahahahahhahaha

[trinocular]

wow first i learned that snl "magic" video had an even funnier real life version, and now this.

[Kingnothing8585]

@trinocular

LOL, Dude, same here. I'm trying so hard not to bust out in laughter and wake up the roomie. The funniest part...IT'S ACTUALLY REAL! Hahahaha!

[coconuta2]

I can't believe this shit is foreal. Haha. It is so damn corny!! Ice Cube too? That dude really hit rock bottom.

[RBlair69]

@coconuta2 Yeah, what with his millions of dollars, Hollywood career and legendary status in real (pre-Lil Wayne) hip-hop. Looks like he took a real nosedive since he left NWA.

[Turtleproof]

"The gathering of the most thoroughly understood subspecies of the human race."

Fixed that.

[tiarra03]

it could be the shirt...but her arms seem freakishly short. im freaked out.

[lilyounan]

and helicopters gone spray yo ass with viruses yo!

"VIRUSES"

[ziagen14]

Rat Balls!

[surfingthechaos]

Wait a minute... Is this the actual video or the SNL clip? Because it wasn't funny.

[linktwl]

@surfingthechaos if it was the real one, it would of benn funny

[frankied00m]

I don't know...this commercial seems kind of lame. Misunderstood people and REAL midway games?!

[bartov]

Dudes on stilts

[safe87]

I thought that this was the parody initially

[sheenska00]

I know where Paully Shore is now! AT THE GOTJ! fuck D rated movies come to the gathering! MCL

[simpsonman956]

We ain't gonna sell out and get you porta johns yo! you want bathrooms?! oh we got bathrooms! Thier called YOUR PAAAAAAAAAAANTZ!!!

ps RIP Ass Dan

pss do we still get pitchforks?

[tastemyflavorbitch]

Who is Dan, and why is he ripping ass?

[SheDevilinTheHouse]

Don't get me wrong, I more than anybody have got mad love for my family, but the SNL gag was the funniest Juggalo parody I've ever seen! R.I.P. Ass Dan

[SheDevilinTheHouse]

Don't get me wrong, I more than anybody have got mad love for my family, but the SNL gag was the funniest Juggalo parody I've ever seen! R.I.P. Ass Dan

[Sreggaematic09]

lul the best part is the food and that guy with the chicken

[MiniHorseRulz]

RIP Ass Dan

[8BitFox]

don't get me wrong the parody was fucking hillarious. by why make fun of this fangroup? were so small noone ever gives a shit about our group except for cops and angry republican talkshow hosts *cough cough BILL O'RILLEY! cough cough* oh excuse me.

[sheenska00]

@8BitFox the bill o rilley thing made me laugh so hard!

[SkinzNPinz]

RIP Ass Dan. Are we still getting pitchforks?

[populer208]

What about the screening of the Facts of Life: Season 3?? RIP ASS DAN. and u know that there be mimes running all up in this Bitch!

[Mcheetah]

BANDS: Mrs. Potato Dick, Gunt, Rat Balls, Slit, Thürdersex, DJ Deuce Groan, Donkey Crust

CELEBS: ASS DAN, The Iron Sheik, Mark Huhrman, Justin Long, The Snapple Lady, Turtle from "Entourage" Jerry Ferrara, Ms. Screw Magazine 1997, Dirk Nowitzki

ACTIVITIES & EVENTS: Mud Eating Contest, Worst He-Man Impression Contest, Loose Alligators, Stick Meat, 3rd Season of "The Facts of Life", Ventriloquists on stilts, Mimes, Memorial Service for ASS DAN, And everyone literally gets a pitchfork!

[Yackinthebox187]

@Mcheetah HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Great Stuff

[Satanaratic]

@Mcheetah Don't forget the on core performance of Mrs. Potato dick!

[soysaucefool]

I indeed miss ass dan myself

[MichaelKlump]

Is this supposed to be a parody or a tribute? Cause it isn't the least bit funny. I don't get it.

...Wait. I think I get it. This came *BEFORE* the SNL sketch and SNL is parodying THEM. Oh! Now it makes sense. Where the fuck's my pitchfork, at?

[afoudy87]

good god... hasn't natural selection weeded this shit out yet? Seriously?!?!.... I mean really?

[8BitFox]

@afoudy87 ah let them have their fun. its not like they're tyring to take us over or anything.

[kenney4lyfe]

toucher and rich

[kangarod]

I still can't believe this is a real festival.

[Beckmen]

Pfff, no helicopters spraying viruses? This shit is lame as hell.

[DogSoldierFury]

@Beckmen Don't like it then fuck off. Simple.