Craig Ferguson 12/20/10A Late Late Show beginning & MONOLOGUE

[LisaSimpsonLover]

I wonder if they got Bridger or Kelly anything.

[inrwizards]

the randomness of the cold open is always better than the monologue, which is great 2, and then of course the rest of the episode is the best part. btw, how did Geoff not say In your pants when he said the sack thing?!

[inrwizards]

it always sux when peter griffins in the audience. any1 else hear him?

[SueBeaWho]

@LoveBang3829 poor thing, get a real live person to do it with ya loser -oh that is right you are too ugly. Anyway what does your pathetic lack of a life have to do with this video?

[MissBananaHappy]

"I get tired of licking stuff," LMAO

[damnyourhott]

i love craig so much

[HoppyNinja]

Why aren't I working as a postal worker in the US around Craig's neighbourhood?

[violinistslythie7]

THE MARVELETTES!! I love that song! Please Mr Postmaaan, look and see, is there a letter in your bag for me.. :D

[ScottishConanGuygirl]

Wow, Craig's feeling feisty! (...and I luv it!)

Btw, is that CODE?

[Cidique]

Hahahaha, great stuff :D

[XxOldFashionedGalxX]

Love the Hannibal impression at the start of the monologue :D

& Geoff looks awesome in that hat lol

[skkoz]

remember when craig wore sneakers for like a week? yeah that was cute. he should do that again.

[isaygoodsir]

NEVER drink milk tea in front of your laptop while watching this...

[24FOBfan24]

He's as drunk as he looks. LMAO, Craig's got some improv skills.

[AJJL4041]

I see the kangaroo testicles are back on the TARDIS - or was this recorded last week?

[msaudreylee]

@AJJL4041 this week's episodes were prerecorded.

[wutangc5]

the monologue reminded me of craigs eulogy for his father

[llgla]

I wonder whether the old man said "Gladiz" on purpose. Anyone remember Gladiz is the name of a sweet humoros old lady whom Ellen (another talk show) has talked to over the phone?

[DontTouchMyVicodin]

I have beef with the American postal service.

Because of new American regulations, I couldn't send my American friend a Christmas gift from here (Europe), because it was too heavy. From now on, if you wanna send a package that weighs over a pound, they treat it as a possible terrorist attack, which means I'd have to pay almost 100€ to have it checked for bombs.... but I know there's no bomb in there! I could just tell them.

[sandyDE543]

@DontTouchMyVicodin What??!? I heard about that new regulation too (I´m in Germany), though they never mentioned paying for anything, just that it would take longer to receive the package.

[DontTouchMyVicodin]

@sandyDE543

I'm Austrian, and the post office told me they can only send it via Express Mail Service, so it's scanned at the airport, and that costs a hundred Euros.

[sandyDE543]

@DontTouchMyVicodin Das ist ja eine Schweinerei! Bei uns (Deutsche Post+DHL) hat sich bis auf den Hinweis für längere Lieferzeiten nichts geändert.

Wenn Du möchtest, kann ich Dein Paket gerne "weiterschicken", die Preise von DHL sind auch noch ok (bis 2kg 14 Euro, bis 5kg 34 Euro)!

[b4midnightscholar]

Wow... the audience IS filled with hobos!

[sandyDE543]

While I was watching this someone rang at my door, so of course I was like "Grrrr, not now, grrrr" and had to pause+go to the door...turns out it was this really nasty hobo-like mailman who was shouting+cursing at me b/c I didn´t open the door fast enough (btw, all of my mailmen are like that, it´s the German friendliness).

I should have told him to "put the package in the closet"...

[fuzluv95]

@sandyDE543 lmao that would've been awesome :)

[sandyDE543]

@fuzluv95 Ugh, I only thought of that after the guy was gone...I could´ve done the whole tiny T-Rex arms thing. But hey, I´m still waiting for some more Christmas packages ;)

[fuzluv95]

@sandyDE543 Lol you should totally do it.

[emilysisi]

Santa hobo!

[indoorin]

Lol that hobo calling him out really seemed to piss him off! It was awesome!

[muhmuhak]

I want to be Craig's postman now.

[sweetForgiveness]

11:29 kinda make me sad. Craig turn from funny to annoyed or smth.

[Artem1sEntreri]

Wow, I guess he really wasn't joking when he said his audience is made up of hobos :)

[highlandliz]

Jeff Peterson rocks that Santa hat!

[JerryKitich]

wow Craig just like doubled the show's lighting, single handidly

[mehblahmehblah]

Oooh Kristin

[Eskadron]

Hey Mal, short question: I'm from Germany and never was in the USA, so... are there really commercials for boner pills in at CBS late at night? :o

[OcularPolitics]

@Eskadron actually, the US is insane I'm think those ads can show up almost any time :P

(I might be wrong)

[bmacphee1]

@OcularPolitics Yup, they're on anytime of day, particularly the ones for Cialis --I know this because I'm unemployed and watch entirely too much TV these days :-)

[jyktube]

@Eskadron Yeah, they're on all the time. Not on childrens' television programs, of course. They're like regular pharmaceutical commercials.

[Eskadron]

@jyktube good lord.. but then complaining about too much sexual content in TV Shows.. geez, USA is a funny country :D

[OcularPolitics]

@Eskadron yeah but boner pills are super-CREEPY sexual content xD

[DeeLaitti]

@Eskadron Yeah I have seen a Viagra commercials in a stream during intermission of ice hockey. So I am pretty sure.

[inrwizards]

@Eskadron yeah i think earlier 2 they just clevrly disguise em 4 the kiddies. all they are is a couple with some gentle music sitting by a lake and as the narrator describes the product the adults catch on and pray the kids don't ask any questions.

[neoautism]

After a horrible week last week for Craig he came back with a truly wonderful show. Craig totally recuperated, I'm so happy to see him like that :)

PS

If Mal will not upload the rest of the show in the next few hours, I will upload it on my channel. But I rather wait for Mal, It's her channel, and very much her passion, so if she can, I will rather have her posting Craig's videos.

[marlainirving]

I love it when he's angry. A screaming Scotsman is a real turn on.

[lillithdv8]

Was Craig owned by the hobo in the studio?

[STorpedo]

Well, that was a strange Silence of the Lambs reference...(imo)

[Punatik]

Hmm, why do I feel like we've seen that micro tree before? lol

[kinglaffo]

@Punatik More like a bush innit? And right by the Eiffel tower, oh my

[Punatik]

@kinglaffo Not sure if you're allowed to have a bush in LA...

[Punatik]

@kinglaffo especially not next to a long pointy thing like the Eiffel Tower. Someone might have a naughty thought or two.

[sorealittty]

@Punatik because we did ;P

[lilithdvs13]

LoL Gladys rox!

[JourneyMonkey]

man i love it when craig gets fired up in his monologue!

[clamkin07]

@JourneyMonkey To be honest, the monologue is my favorite part of the show.

[MizzAidaCupcakes]

here in sweden they celebrate on christmas eve... so friday :P thanks mal for this channel and its videos :)