This is not true, Napoleon does not want to conquer the world, he just want the peace for France, but the ohter countries want to take over France, so there is no chance to fight them.
This is a very childish and partial interpretacion of history.
Napoleon was measured to 5 french imperial feet and 2 french imperial inches. That's been translated to 168 cm. (mind you, these aren't british feet or inches).
168 might not sound very tall, but it was in fact slightly above the average height of a french male in the early 1800s.
His height-humour probably came from his nickname among his own troops "le petit caporal" which actually doesn't literally mean "little chief" but rather "friendly" or "beloved" chief.
check historical height averages. You cannot compare a person from the 1800s with today's standard, it makes no sense. They had far worse nutritional values, and suffered from a wide array of weakening illnesses that together inhibited their growth. EVERYONE in those days were small. Compared to THEM (which is the only comparison that makes sense) he was pretty average.
check your updated history books, he wasnt short. Was a popular myth among his enemies that was made believable because he also had an escort of rather large guards that made him look smaller. Dont be surprise when historians arnt accurate.
This was hilarious!!! "The best" part was the mistake on the map: Tallinn is the capital of Estonia(Estonia is just above Latvia). And I'm saying this NOT in a sarcastic way, I do really mean it was funny
my velveet!
StoopidxMunkies 2 weeks ago
i love his eyes O__O
LolaleyXD 3 weeks ago
This sucks.
Camoool 1 month ago
@Camoool Just like your love life
TheExtremeRocker456 1 month ago
@TheExtremeRocker456 No silly my love life is down the drain it can't suck.
Camoool 1 month ago
why is this not a running series?!?
EuroFascist 2 months ago
@EuroFascist I KNOW RIGHT?!?!
StoopidxMunkies 2 weeks ago
This is not true, Napoleon does not want to conquer the world, he just want the peace for France, but the ohter countries want to take over France, so there is no chance to fight them.
This is a very childish and partial interpretacion of history.
Mistakes engender mistakes.
maxito003 3 months ago
@maxito003 It's for fun. It's not supposed to be completely accurate.
ScaredKid321 2 months ago
that should be in textbooks in skools
shebootles77 3 months ago
haha, i always wondered what his hand was doing inside that vest!
linesdissectinglove 6 months ago
Name of the song at 3:40 does anyone know the title?!
NatureStonedMonkey 7 months ago
Name of the song at 3:40: does anyone know the title?!
NatureStonedMonkey 7 months ago
first coment in 3 months...yay!
The343Player 7 months ago
Nice animation dude! Reminds me of all the old great cartoons I watched as a kid.
Little bit of Spumco and a little bit of Chuck Jones.
Also your attention to detail is incredible and your expressions are spot on!
shepardskinsoup 11 months ago
VelvEEEET
Amlethawakening 11 months ago 2
schon klar, dass die europakarte nicht stimmt?!
°^°
MEmxMicha90 11 months ago
really funny, thx for that!
marblehylke 11 months ago
pretty bad, great animation, but the humor was kind of tasteless and cheesy
BluJean6692 1 year ago
That was fucking epic.
Nagneto 1 year ago
this was on a kids tv station, and it had two, count um two sex scenes!!! what is this world coming to!!!
Guardgrl576 1 year ago 2
@Guardgrl576 What station, at what time?
himansku 1 year ago
using a map of today is kinda crappy but nice vid thanks for uploading
grimyguerilla 1 year ago 2
5:24 wow :)
SplitTheMouz 1 year ago
Great work! i loved it =)
shinyrobotblues 1 year ago
whatever
runi8 1 year ago
Good animation , thx for sharing. Such a great man Napoleon.
DavideCarbonell 1 year ago
Napoleon is SO FAT!!!!
heavenshaffer 1 year ago
fuck you . this was very bad . very very bad asshole
vigggan 1 year ago
napoleon wasn't actually short
he was 2 inches taller than the average person at the time
Reg9500 1 year ago
@Reg9500 no dude, u have to measure him when he's OFF his horse, it doesn't count when he's on it
DominiqueLyons 1 year ago
it´s so CLEEEEEEEEEEEAN Ó _ Ò
nekownage 1 year ago
I love 3:16!!! hahah beautiful head movement!
AwesomeoJude 1 year ago
Empires falling when starting the dream.... :p
adrien25610 1 year ago
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ha ha ha epic
latosa4life 1 year ago
This is brilliant!
sheeposaurus1 1 year ago
haha :D good - but does anyoe know what's the chanson in the middle and at the end?
emeste3ee 1 year ago
@emeste3ee
The song is originally by a French artist called André Dassary and the song is called La vieille maison grise.
Tidyangel 1 year ago
Lol... that's just great stuff. The laughter of Napoleon is creepy :D
So is the face and his clumsy figure :D
mitzle1999 1 year ago
What is the song at 3:40 does anyone know?
NatureStonedMonkey 1 year ago
@NatureStonedMonkey
The song is originally by a French artist called André Dassary and the song is called La vieille maison grise
Tidyangel 1 year ago
And then he froze to death
adrastea99 1 year ago
1.53
hahahaha lol?
UNQPyrate 1 year ago
6:30 lol "oooh..cranky!" xD
dammisiech 1 year ago
Dark Vador @ 4:13 lol
grugruu 1 year ago
u mean darth vader. fucking retard
harryotterrules 1 year ago
WTH?
666sotd 1 year ago 9
hmm, i don't think Nap wan't so much crazy as patriotic and pised off.
still, this was funny.
mikenoxaura 2 years ago
Okay, it's funny, but Napoleon wasn't THAT crazy.
platypusbiggie23 2 years ago
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HubirdOL 2 years ago
LOL
DuggerProductions 2 years ago
the map is completely innacurate for the setting.
nice movie though.
guselsky 2 years ago
Liked it :)
Tomarathon 2 years ago
are u crazy that was the most stupidest idea ever..............gunshot .... gun shot
jaic4 2 years ago
This was one of the best 8 minutes of my life! I wonder who won that festival?
seekertosecrets 2 years ago
eeemm....how about Kutusow?where is he in this film?
FackYouMr 2 years ago
mr lowey, congratulations on a well done piece of work
k33gunkilla 2 years ago 2
Velvet. I liked this film. Velvet!
mclockwork777 2 years ago
Now that my friend, is very funny.
GloriousFluffy 2 years ago
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cheers mate that really helps my A level coursework
J1aps 2 years ago
it's snowing!, we can make a snowmen!!
i love that, soo funny
BeNjI6576 2 years ago
Just to correct, you're actually completely wrong
AnonomousB 2 years ago
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WE CAN MAKE A SNOWMAN!!!
GreyLittleKitten 2 years ago
he...wasn't a king...
he was emperor
GreyLittleKitten 2 years ago
its snowing? we can make snowmen!
LOL
sylas61 2 years ago 30
Contrary to popular belief, Napoleon was not short.
nakenmil 2 years ago
Eeee... yes he was. Is not popular belief, is comprobated history. What is your source?
odrium 2 years ago
Napoleon was measured to 5 french imperial feet and 2 french imperial inches. That's been translated to 168 cm. (mind you, these aren't british feet or inches).
168 might not sound very tall, but it was in fact slightly above the average height of a french male in the early 1800s.
His height-humour probably came from his nickname among his own troops "le petit caporal" which actually doesn't literally mean "little chief" but rather "friendly" or "beloved" chief.
nakenmil 2 years ago
i agree i admire Napoleon but i guess this a little funny
TheGermanItalianGuy2 2 years ago
checkyour history books
he was small as hell, just like stalin
sylas61 2 years ago
check historical height averages. You cannot compare a person from the 1800s with today's standard, it makes no sense. They had far worse nutritional values, and suffered from a wide array of weakening illnesses that together inhibited their growth. EVERYONE in those days were small. Compared to THEM (which is the only comparison that makes sense) he was pretty average.
nakenmil 2 years ago
check your updated history books, he wasnt short. Was a popular myth among his enemies that was made believable because he also had an escort of rather large guards that made him look smaller. Dont be surprise when historians arnt accurate.
DarkDain 2 years ago
Someone's been reading Cracked I see
tauwilltriumph 2 years ago
Actually i heard it from a scott adams book, but yes i read it there too ;o
DarkDain 2 years ago
lol
tauwilltriumph 2 years ago
Touching velvet makes my teeth feel furry. :/
chunderville 2 years ago 2
ha ha ha 3:50!!! :)
EMLL8 2 years ago
so the little guy is gay?lol
xDeadWatersx 2 years ago
reaaly sucked man
efekten 2 years ago
No, history is pile of s... wrote by winners that even themselves didn`t know what happened.
grandcollection 2 years ago
Lol. Weird but good :3
AceranX 2 years ago
my history teacher was a lair!
BtiGold 2 years ago
the style reminded me of watch?v=DJuwP6-FNys
XyntaEngine 2 years ago
Its so friggin weird... but I cant stop watching 0_0
Gidonzo 2 years ago
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100 % stupid !
Koenig0726 2 years ago
aRRRR thisss VeRRRRRRRRVEttttttt
jawadad802 2 years ago
so strange
and velvet
downrightignorant 2 years ago
napolean with an INDIAN asian accent
zeb120 2 years ago
Thats so stupid.. lol funny tho.
BackInBlack121 2 years ago
ze drim ze drim heheheheh
taishio666 2 years ago
lol dictators and their OCD.
dooschebagg 2 years ago
HAHA
I love this! its so original! LOL i love the end where hes feeling the velvet underneath his jacket. :)
f330na 2 years ago
LOOOOOOOL
VELVEEEEEEET !!! : )
abhimanyu5 2 years ago
L
O
L
uDisConnect 2 years ago
strange...but funny xD
Kailys3 2 years ago
haahah
xTakarax 3 years ago
The fact this was on Nickelodeon surprises me now that I understand it... lmfao!!!
Nitocolus 3 years ago
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dooschebagg 2 years ago
XD I just love this animation of this CRASY insane napoleon
bullstriker1992 3 years ago
The old same story of the little dictators... Well done!!!
ArrestedWords 3 years ago
I liked the velvet.
SubliminalKarate 3 years ago 16
It's Great, I love the animation of napoleon like the style he was drawn he looks sorta insane.
JacintoBacalao 3 years ago
..great!!!!
robertsen99 3 years ago
Story could have been better, but the animation was great!
ploxsicle 3 years ago
Excellent job, sir!
pedmonds1 3 years ago
Heheheheheh...
Tchianniao 3 years ago
HAHAHA that was hilarious!
KateLaChapelle 3 years ago
Haahhahahaha
BashFeri 3 years ago
This was hilarious!!! "The best" part was the mistake on the map: Tallinn is the capital of Estonia(Estonia is just above Latvia). And I'm saying this NOT in a sarcastic way, I do really mean it was funny
Arliss23 3 years ago
shallow
Versus1984 3 years ago
genus! and good animation
huntedrasta 3 years ago
oh man i luv the voices
XDwoaXD 3 years ago
the portable film festival is a wonderful idea!
Antipolicestate 3 years ago
XDDDDD -laughs at end animation-
IcedCapQueen 3 years ago
haha nice we finally know whats in his pocket
shinofanatic382 3 years ago
haha..! that was Awesome! :D
very interesting animation technique btw!
eladbari 3 years ago
OOOOOHHHHHH CRANCKY!
musicmac00 3 years ago 2
...ooo....the velvit.....monsuior.....
JonathanWKnight 3 years ago
Hey it's Capm' Crunch!
KingofLuna 3 years ago
very clever :)
pingsing321 4 years ago
go point lol
Darkwolf41 3 years ago
hahaha!
ThePatrioticPotatos 4 years ago
ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
JTLITALIA 4 years ago
i like this, this is funny.
JTLITALIA 4 years ago
Napoleon is a goof "It's SOOOO Clean OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!" lol hehehe
Santaman93 4 years ago
awesomeness
orlandohorselove 4 years ago