From a woman who claims to be a good christian, whatever happens to blessed are the merciful for they shall show mercy, or take care of the least among us.
"Honey! Come quick! They're asking if we're citizens!"
"WHAT???"
"Yeah, I mean, we've been living here for like 10 years, gotten jobs, and reared our children under the guise of a US citizenship, but i didn't think they'd ask this!"
"It would be wrong to lie on the census. We need to come clean about our 10 years of lying about it because they asked us one more time."
This is some straight up V for Vendetta shit...Before you know it, the government is going to have surveillance vans roaming the streets and water boarding teenagers who break the 8pm-for-your-own-safety curfew. Think of it this way: The government takes away money from the schools, can't produce jobs or fix the deficit, and now they want to get rid of our right to rise up against our government. This is straight up communism.
The excuse is to make a better living. To find more resources for a better education, medical services...."churches"...OMG!!! They can't maintain the schools that they have now. Teachers have to buy their own materials to do their work. Medical Services? Is this really making a difference? Churches? As I know there's a separation between Church and State. Concerning to the Catholic church they have their own Census and they controls how many churches they need to assist population, not the Gov.
The Constitution mentioned #s no names or social security # or which is the color of your skin. What if people just don't want to have nothing with the government? Of course they want a good "slice of the cake ". This is BS. We work all year. We pay our taxes and that''s it. What else they want? They brain washed this people thinking they're doing a great "patriotic" work. Bull shit. Good if people are learning to question the government intentions when they are so avid to get in our privacy.
uhhhh.....................If I'm an illegal alien and some one asks me if I'm a US citizen or not, of course I would say yes. You'd have to be an idiot not to.
im not a demo, rep, tea partier or whatever, i m human, and i'm nt racist, but obama shld nvr b let back in...i voted for his slick words like many, it has nothing to do w/the color of his skin,.all of his promises he broke.why r so mant people wntng to keep giving him chances? BECUZ of his skin color? just becuz he has ur skin color ds nt mean he has ur best interest at heart..he's a puppet just like the rest...ron paul may be our only chance, maybe even her...not sure yet, still researching
Not sure what your point is. Why should I care what other countries do? The US census is there to apportion the proper number of representatives per state and to know where tax money should be spent on improvements. The census helps the government help the citizens and ensures those citizens that their tax money is properly spent.
Government intrusion? The census actually benefits communities by keeping track on whether or not there need to be improvements made based on the number of people - it's one reason the west side of the town I'm in has a new water tower. They didn't expect a lot of people to live on this side of town, but thanks to the US census data, we didn't have a shortfall of water.
How about u fucking democraps come up w/a plan other tax and spend?All these stupid liberal channels focus nite and day on republicans.Show us tape of all the dumb shit that joe biden,obama and algore said!!!Fuck the young turds they got nothing but hate for anyone conservatives.
Three years later, we no longer hear such excuses for Palin. But it remains true even now that Republicans do not take intelligence or expertise very seriously as qualifications for the presidency. Mitt Romney’s smarts do him surprisingly little good; Rick Perry’s non-smarts do him disturbingly little harm; and Michele Bachmann’s out-beyond-the-Orion-belt substitutions for familiarity with life here on Earth only intensify the admiration of her fan base.
The ONLY thing Mrs. Bachmann knows for sure, is that she has a base of racist Tea Party supporters, willing to support her regardless of what she says as long as her comments end with "lets make Obama a 1 term President" She doesn’t care about or try to know the facts, because she knows who is listening to her…low information people still carrying their KKK membership cards from the 60s to the "new" 2011Tea Party rallies.
HA. Leave it to the republicans to promote the Democrats' interests. They don't want to be represented. Who the hell though would answer No to are you a citizen? Go get em Cenk.
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The government is out to get us. The government is out to get us. The government is out to get us. The men in the white coats are coming. The men in the white coats are coming. The men in the white coats are coming. Our government is controlled by aliens. Our government is controlled by aliens. Our government is controlled by aliens. That's all I have to say about that.
"do they really need to know our phone numbers" do you really think they couldn't get that information in other ways if they wanted to? It's not like its asking anything extremely personal. I mean you could probably find my house phone number in 2 minutes on the internet if you knew my whole name.
I bet the Bachmann & Beck types in America will never say anything bad about the census when the Republicans are in power. They'll say it's a good thing so "we know where them terrorists and socialists are livin' and we can come and smoke 'em out"
This is ridiculous. The census form consisted of how many people lived at your address, what is your address. I misplaced the form and happily gave up my address and the fact that only other forms of life that lived there were my cats.
Michele Bachmann gets over 150,000 a year from the government to run a clinic to “cure” homosexuality with her homo husband. They swim in money and are the top choice of the Tea Party. The Tea Party must be the most gullible helpless pile of derps this country has ever had the misfortune to deal with, people spoiled from indulgence and living in some tard bubble. GET THEM OUT OF CONGRESS
What an idiot this guy is. Bachmann said "U.S. Citizen," not "Illegal Citizen." And you people listen to this clown? No wonder this country is being run into the ground by a bunch of left wing word twisting manipulative can't think for themselves idiots.
You guys should really consider taking a look at Ron Paul who doesn't play games like this at all. He's a real problem solver and thinker whose only agenda is to restore liberty and freedom in this country for EVERY American Citizen.
I just love this guy. He is right on the money almost every time. We need more sane and intelligent people like this to speak out in this country. We seriously do.
So full of shit. I was a census collecter in 2010, and the form was 10 questions. Go to the US censes website and see for yourself.
Also, that a census be taken to count every single resident is IN OUR CONSTITUTION. The founding fathers were pretty clear that for everyone to be adequately representled, they had to know how many there were, and where they live.
MB is either extremely ignorant, or doesn't mind lying and fearmongering to advance her party politics.
@MyLatestEscape Oh really? While I agree that MB is extreamly ignorant and full of it and i'm very glad she is out of the race... she is right about the Censes being used against the Japanese-americans to put them in camps... Qoute from Wiki "The United States Census Bureau assisted the internment efforts by providing confidential neighborhood information on Japanese Americans. The Bureau's role was denied for decades but was finally proven in 2007" so please.. do reserach.
@MyLatestEscape also the Census changes all the time you cannot compare the 2010 censes to the readout of the 1949 census... thats just common sense man.
This reminded me of the forms you had to fill to board an airplane. One of them asked "are you or have you been a terrorist?" and another "Do you participate or have you participated in terrorist activities?"
If Michelle Bachmann was elected as President, (God forbid, oh please god forbid), I strongly believe that after her first term, and subsequent defeat in the next election, women in politics will be rolled back to the amount there was 30-40 years ago.
Oh, and if Glenn beck thinks you're to right wing, then you're barrel rolling.
What a dumb bitch. Who the fuck would answer No to "Are you a U.S citizen?" I worked for the Census and everything that bitch just said is bullshit. The only people who gave me trouble were fucking white people. On my last day, I cursed out some fucking tea party dumbasses who were giving me a hard time.
@GLaDRONE Might want to look up the definition of "neoconservative or neocon" and write that comment again saying, "Tea Party members ARE NOT neoconservatives. :P
@tonyteb i'm sure he has which is why he knows that michele bachmann is bull shit (ps if you are going to insult someone regarding their intelligence, please first make sure that you spell C-O-N-S-T-I-T-U-T-I-O-N correctly)
@xJoeEDangerouslyx3:41 Cenk mocks the question to determine handicapped status. at 3:50 Cenk says "his favorite" is that there is no citizenship question because Cenk says at 3:55 "because that's how it would work" and at 4:04 Cenk asks "who the hell would fill out that they are an illegal citizen?"; implying that they don't which the Census does.
Were YOU even listening? did YOU go to the Census site and READ for YOURSELF?
or are you just moroning your way through Life? do not throw stones.
An American Indian chief by the name of Wild Bull took his eldest soon to a very high butte, one day, from which they could see for miles. The old man looked at his son wistfully and then spread his arms out and waved his arms back and forth, as if painting the vista before them. He turned to his son and said, "One day, my son.....none of this will be yours." The previous poster was right - white folks are the aliens, kids.
The idiot Bachmann complained about how the government used the census info to round up Japanese in the 40's for internment camps and one of the first complaints about the current census was that they don't ask if your a legal resident or citizen so they can, I assume , round up the illegals and put you in camps or deport them just like the 40's what a frickin idiot!!! Besides like Cenk said who would state on the form that their here illegally unless their a bigger idiot than Bachmann!
People who think this is "crazy talk" are the same sheeple who got put into gas chambers in Germany.......Baaaaaaaaa!! Anything you order us to do Boss Obama!! Baaaaaaaa!!
@icantfindausernameee You're not real bright are ya? I didn't compare the two events, I compared the sheepish, niave mentality of the people involved. GET IT genius?
@falcondriver100 I wasnt asking you to tell me why you compared them, i was asking you to tell me why the Jews in WWII are the "same" people who vote Democrat. look at your comment. "People who think this is "crazy talk" are the same sheeple who got put into gas chambers in Germany.." First off, im guessing by "sheeple" you meant people. Second of all, if you want to talk like a neo-Nazi then do it Glenn Becks twitter or something.
When Cenk says "oh god they're so stupid.." it has such a tone of disbelieving wonder at how dumb these people are. Classic. Completely cracked me up. :)
Are they really asking whether you're mentally stable? It's a medical detail, I don't think it's legal to ask this question unless you're one's doctor.
Nobody should fill out the census. And everyone should stop paying taxes at the same time. We all need to stop paying the horribly corrupt government to oppress us.
@boleroinferno They also provide Medicare when you're sick, unemployment cheques when you're unemployed,, and Social Security cheques when you're old. Maybe you don't need those things but lots of people do.
He's entirely missing the point. Overall Bachmann is a moron but she is correct in this case. The government has no right to force you to fill out a survey
@rsa3890 I love how you liberals all call & dismiss anyone conservative a "moron". In actuality it makes YOU look like a moron b/c you cannot refute them. It worked on Palin but it isn't EVER going to work again. We all know who the REAL moron in the 2008 Race was now. This woman is considered one of the best financial attorneys in the Nation & she's NOT a moron.
@falcondriver100 It worked on Palin because.....she's a moron. Bachmann isn't a moron or a mean girl like Palin, Bachmann is a crazy girl with mean ideas. Some of the biggest idiots you'll ever find are attorneys so don't be so easily impressed.
@vsop333 Yeah, you're right. You've convinced me. Only liberal women like Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Fienstien & Barb Boxer are normal, nice & QUITE intelligent. ROFLMAO!
Like I said, you're making yourselves look like fools. Keep up the good work. Chanting "moron" or "racist" is the only thing you neomarxists have left. ;-)
@falcondriver100 The news doesn't cover the sane liberal women- the same way they don't cover the sane conservative women. They're not sensational enough. There are plenty of intelligent liberal women in office, but they are busy working, not spouting insanity.
@JyginsGreenBird Oh really, so you are cutting slack to liberal women in office that bow down to O-BOMB-AH, the murderer. When are they going to speak out against the war criminals both Bush and Obama?
@watertonrivers ... AND you lost me at "I'm obviously insane and going to spout off about my conspiracy theories now". You're not worth talking to. Just look at you! What a mess!
@JyginsGreenBird Conspiracy theory...how's that? LOL. Obama has expanded the illegal, immoral wars in the middle east and you are calling me such a thing...geez...:)
@watertonrivers The President has gotten us involved in one tiny action on our part (Libya) maybe a billion dollars and no American lives and you compare it to Bush's Iraq and Afghanistan wars, 3 trillion dollars, 7000 plus Americans dead plus over a 100,000 wounded. which leaves me to ask one question ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE!!!!!!!!!
@watertonrivers No its your logic thats at question, its scary you dont feel that there is a massive exponential difference between what Bush got us involved in Iraq/Afghanistan and our small contribution in libya. plus he has ended our combat operations in Iraq and is at least trying to end Bush's debacle in Afghanistan. Your not going to give the man any credit for that???
@watertonrivers - It's one thing being stupid but do you really have to let everyone know just how stupid you are? If you had kept quiet most people would of given you the benefit of the doubt on that one but you couldn't help but remove all doubt from peoples minds.....
@watertonrivers Wars he didn't start, and wars that now cannot be ended within the short timeframe of a few years. Really, you can't just BAIL on the middle east now that we've all fucked it over.
@JyginsGreenBird Just as Ron Paul said, "We marched in there, and we can march right out". And please don't tell me how logistics work, I was in the military. If the president were to tell the JCS to bring them home, they could all be out in 60-90 days. The longer we stay the more blowback we will get in return!!
@watertonrivers To me, it's not a matter of saving our own asses, it's a matter of responsibility. You can't just bomb the shit out a country, completely uproot it and then just fucking blow off.
@arkolt2000 I suggest that you blow the dust off of your dictionary. The name "young turk" has nothing to do with being Turkish although it is know that Cenk is Turkish. A "young Turk" is a noun and is defined as 1. Young progressive or insurgent member of an institution, movement, or political party. 2. Young person who rebels against authority or societal expectations.
This guy's silly. He reminds me of someone who's brainwashed and tries to brainwash others. He's basically saying, "Come on who are they gonna round up? It could never happen. Just give the government what they want and all will be well."
What an idiot. He is calling facts that have already happened in this country senseless. If someone actually thinks these documents couldnt be used against American citizens they are in denial.
This guy is a dick, he hates conservatives (obviously)...I recieved the form they're talking about, it was VERY INTRUSIVE AND i DID NOT FILL IT OUT FOR GOOD REASON... So no, asshole, its not a waste of time to not fill it out if you like your privacy...
@falcondriver100 good lord i hope you're not serious. pick a completely sane person to run this country. if FOX news(extremely conservative network) can't even handle her crazy banter i hope others will see it too. even you crazy guy who has a stuck caps lock button. i don't know whether to feel bad for you or be jealous that you have really awesome hallucinogens.
@falcondriver100 No she doesn't tell it how it is. She tells it how she understands it - which is almost like a small child grappling with an dictionary. It's pitiful - can't you see that when she doesn't know something then she either lies or makes things up as she goes along. She's simply poorly educated and it shows! Also, she's a bit nasty - the nasty little ambitious girl at school who'll do anything to get ahead. She's not a big wise women, rather a nasty little blood sucker.
@masala505 Hahaha!! Gonna do a Palin on Bachman?? She's one of the best Tax Lawyers in the Country, but "she's poorly educated"? TOO FUNNY!! I bet she's said "I can see Cuba from my house" too didn't she? Keep up with the smears jackass. Its all you liberal buffoons have left. It ain't gonna work twice b/c everyone knows the truth now.
@falcondriver100 It's a shame you can't see beyond the black and white. You know it's the shades of gray where sophisticatation lays. It's not a right or left thing - it's simply that some of the things this woman says are not only "batty" but also incorrect to the point that it seems she doesn't have a well rounded education. Rather like you, she seems unable to have an argument without resorting to bad language, ad hominum attacks and downright stupidity.
@masala505 How Ironic. You claim she's "batty", "incorrect", "poorly educated" then call ME "downright stupid" and go on to accuse me of "Ad hominum attacks"? Bravo bravo!! Thats classic shit right there!
May I remind you she's considered one of the finest Federal Tax Attorneys in the Nation, and a sitting U.S. Congresswoman? Yeah, POORLY EDUCATED! LMAO!
Stay "sophisticated".......IN YOUR OWN MIND!
BTW, wanna see "batty"?? Check out Nancy Pelosi videos. The "sophisticated" genius! LOL!
@falcondriver100 She may be a fine tax lawyer but what does that have to do with having a rounded education. She believes in young earth creationism, intelligent design, etc - these are clear markers that she, or anyone else, is as batty as a lunatic! Need I say more? What does it say about you who respects someone who's clearly unhinged? That's my point.
If capitalism is based on free markets, then you could never have CEOs and shareholders funneling millions of dollars away from a company without someone else creating a company that didn't do that and putting the first company out of business. Don't fall for their guilt trip bullshit. They only maintain their system by lying and cheating everybody.
Ok, assuming the question was even on the census, who in their right mind, after risking their lives to get in illegally, would check the 'yes, I'm here illegally' box?!
@boboldeagleclark sotto voce...'there is a theory that those who write homoeroticia via homophobic quips are sometimes thought to have personal sexuality issues.Not that I'm implying anything,of course.
Bachmans fixed stare reminds me so much of the spooky mesmerising effect Nancy Reagen had on me when I was a very lttle girl..'Just Say Noooo'. 'Mom, she's scary, Please make her go away!!!'
you are a dumbass whoever laughs at rounding up people! Your a crazy idiot that says theries instead of fact. Learn your fuking history its true the us used census info to round up americans in 1940's ! Learn something and stop being a complete stupid turk!
@atomicdog93funk He was not saying that it didn't happen, man. We were in the middle of a World War. The scenario was quite different. He's just saying it's silly to imply that that is what Obama is going to do.
Michele Bachmann for President! It’s time this country has a Mom, I’m tired of the dead beats Dads! :) We haven’t had a real President (Leader) since Ronald Reagan…
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Sausage man Glenn Beck who wobbles & waves his dingdong to Pink Floyd's 1984 wobbly interlude of "The Hero's Return" to unwilling males, Especially little boyz. And Michelle Bachmann who exposes her anotomically incorrect organ to males & little boyz as well.
You have a right to privacy. Use it or lose it. All you are required to do according to the constitution is tell them how many people live at that residence. You should definitely fill that part out.
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MajorSugarlandFan 6 days ago
YOUNG TURKS: PAUSE VIDEO DISLIKE LEAVE.
Owliganka 1 week ago
Did anyone else notice the totally accurate subtitles. HAHA!!! Some of those words weren't even close.
CFMartinD28p 2 weeks ago
glenn beck and sarah bachmann are the 2 dumbest people ive ever seen
HewettPower 2 weeks ago
@HewettPower sarah bachmann? who the hell is that?
darkwarriorkane 1 week ago
A census taker tried to test me once... I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti... hufufufufufufufufufuuff...
shittyfagg 2 weeks ago
Um...the census was used to round up Japanese residents in the 40s. And they tried to use it to get information on Muslims.
Othelie 3 weeks ago
two lunatics on the same screen? damn.
sf49ersrule 3 weeks ago
I didn't fill that form out and nothing happened. Just as I thought.
kozzy18 1 month ago
wow, i cant believe i agree with glenn beck and michelle bachman on this one
burnsie999 1 month ago
My god.. Now we can finally round up the all those incredibly honest illegal aliens
SiliconFox 1 month ago
We can find all the Terrorists that way to. Are you a terrorist? Ah yes. Damn it I gave it away!
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hothoefries 1 month ago
Republicans always have some crazy whore that talk shit every election
10Rooooooooney 2 months ago 6
omg
violinstupid 2 months ago
From a woman who claims to be a good christian, whatever happens to blessed are the merciful for they shall show mercy, or take care of the least among us.
Kingsta2000 3 months ago
"Honey! Come quick! They're asking if we're citizens!"
"WHAT???"
"Yeah, I mean, we've been living here for like 10 years, gotten jobs, and reared our children under the guise of a US citizenship, but i didn't think they'd ask this!"
"It would be wrong to lie on the census. We need to come clean about our 10 years of lying about it because they asked us one more time."
mchandler2112 3 months ago
This is some straight up V for Vendetta shit...Before you know it, the government is going to have surveillance vans roaming the streets and water boarding teenagers who break the 8pm-for-your-own-safety curfew. Think of it this way: The government takes away money from the schools, can't produce jobs or fix the deficit, and now they want to get rid of our right to rise up against our government. This is straight up communism.
yaoigurl08 3 months ago
Is anyone else worried about Glenn Beck owning a gun?
whatevermynameis2 3 months ago 12
The excuse is to make a better living. To find more resources for a better education, medical services...."churches"...OMG!!! They can't maintain the schools that they have now. Teachers have to buy their own materials to do their work. Medical Services? Is this really making a difference? Churches? As I know there's a separation between Church and State. Concerning to the Catholic church they have their own Census and they controls how many churches they need to assist population, not the Gov.
crystalship42 3 months ago
The Constitution mentioned #s no names or social security # or which is the color of your skin. What if people just don't want to have nothing with the government? Of course they want a good "slice of the cake ". This is BS. We work all year. We pay our taxes and that''s it. What else they want? They brain washed this people thinking they're doing a great "patriotic" work. Bull shit. Good if people are learning to question the government intentions when they are so avid to get in our privacy.
crystalship42 3 months ago
uhhhh.....................If I'm an illegal alien and some one asks me if I'm a US citizen or not, of course I would say yes. You'd have to be an idiot not to.
TheAlmightyBabyDrago 4 months ago
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yajo891 4 months ago
How do you say "illegal citizen" over and over again without catching the mistake?
PluralOfEverything 4 months ago 2
God forbid your government knows your phone number because there's no way they could find out without you telling them.
bigbuckzs 4 months ago
im not a demo, rep, tea partier or whatever, i m human, and i'm nt racist, but obama shld nvr b let back in...i voted for his slick words like many, it has nothing to do w/the color of his skin,.all of his promises he broke.why r so mant people wntng to keep giving him chances? BECUZ of his skin color? just becuz he has ur skin color ds nt mean he has ur best interest at heart..he's a puppet just like the rest...ron paul may be our only chance, maybe even her...not sure yet, still researching
blueyedone13 4 months ago
Why do u need these forms anyway?
taxpayers pay some guy to come around their houses
and collect information on them?
thats such a waste of money.. fuck all these forms
xardas411 4 months ago
stupidity at its best.
Munchkinnx33 4 months ago
Census is a JOKE anyway
all of the countries use different classification systems!
LobsterPotsticker 4 months ago 2
@LobsterPotsticker
Not sure what your point is. Why should I care what other countries do? The US census is there to apportion the proper number of representatives per state and to know where tax money should be spent on improvements. The census helps the government help the citizens and ensures those citizens that their tax money is properly spent.
Darrylizer1 3 months ago
@Darrylizer1 i was referring to the ethnicity classification systems
LobsterPotsticker 3 months ago
@LobsterPotsticker
Ah, got it.
Darrylizer1 3 months ago
Government intrusion? The census actually benefits communities by keeping track on whether or not there need to be improvements made based on the number of people - it's one reason the west side of the town I'm in has a new water tower. They didn't expect a lot of people to live on this side of town, but thanks to the US census data, we didn't have a shortfall of water.
KOHF34 4 months ago
How about u fucking democraps come up w/a plan other tax and spend?All these stupid liberal channels focus nite and day on republicans.Show us tape of all the dumb shit that joe biden,obama and algore said!!!Fuck the young turds they got nothing but hate for anyone conservatives.
cobraman96 4 months ago
Three years later, we no longer hear such excuses for Palin. But it remains true even now that Republicans do not take intelligence or expertise very seriously as qualifications for the presidency. Mitt Romney’s smarts do him surprisingly little good; Rick Perry’s non-smarts do him disturbingly little harm; and Michele Bachmann’s out-beyond-the-Orion-belt substitutions for familiarity with life here on Earth only intensify the admiration of her fan base.
kewlmynd99 4 months ago
The ONLY thing Mrs. Bachmann knows for sure, is that she has a base of racist Tea Party supporters, willing to support her regardless of what she says as long as her comments end with "lets make Obama a 1 term President" She doesn’t care about or try to know the facts, because she knows who is listening to her…low information people still carrying their KKK membership cards from the 60s to the "new" 2011Tea Party rallies.
thenewmike2012 4 months ago
She used to work for the fucking IRS!
Fucking hypocrite.
revjimbob 4 months ago
HA. Leave it to the republicans to promote the Democrats' interests. They don't want to be represented. Who the hell though would answer No to are you a citizen? Go get em Cenk.
syzygy502 5 months ago
Was Glenn shaking his head like "this census is rediculous" or was he shaking his head like "this bitch is a nut-job."?
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stevespell2 5 months ago
US census information was used to round up Japanese during WWII... I wonder she's read this one:
Confirmed: The U.S. Census Bureau Gave Up Names of Japanese-Americans in WW II (March 30, 2007, Scientific American)
SuperSazae 5 months ago
The government is out to get us. The government is out to get us. The government is out to get us. The men in the white coats are coming. The men in the white coats are coming. The men in the white coats are coming. Our government is controlled by aliens. Our government is controlled by aliens. Our government is controlled by aliens. That's all I have to say about that.
RobbyArt 5 months ago
@RobbyArt You forgot to mention the Pope and men with sunglasses jumping out of black helicopters.
indiereplicant 5 months ago
"do they really need to know our phone numbers" do you really think they couldn't get that information in other ways if they wanted to? It's not like its asking anything extremely personal. I mean you could probably find my house phone number in 2 minutes on the internet if you knew my whole name.
ImagineMarvelous 5 months ago
I love Glenn facial reaction.. even he thinks shes crazy.. although what she said is true
xardas411 5 months ago
I bet the Bachmann & Beck types in America will never say anything bad about the census when the Republicans are in power. They'll say it's a good thing so "we know where them terrorists and socialists are livin' and we can come and smoke 'em out"
ivangrozny27 5 months ago
GO FUCK YOURSELF CENK
OldaurGold 5 months ago
Illegal citizen ;) lmafo
Vaporcartel 5 months ago
Holy Cow
Vaporcartel 5 months ago
if shes elected i will give moving to canada some serious consideration
arith420 5 months ago
Why are republicans so paranoid of government?
LoneRookRS1 5 months ago
Haha he was just like stfu.
danieljo2013 5 months ago
Haha the captions...
TheGoodChap 5 months ago
The short form was like 8 questions. Where the hell did she get 28 pages?
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appumathew 5 months ago
This is ridiculous. The census form consisted of how many people lived at your address, what is your address. I misplaced the form and happily gave up my address and the fact that only other forms of life that lived there were my cats.
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Michele Bachmann gets over 150,000 a year from the government to run a clinic to “cure” homosexuality with her homo husband. They swim in money and are the top choice of the Tea Party. The Tea Party must be the most gullible helpless pile of derps this country has ever had the misfortune to deal with, people spoiled from indulgence and living in some tard bubble. GET THEM OUT OF CONGRESS
thework4444 5 months ago
What an idiot this guy is. Bachmann said "U.S. Citizen," not "Illegal Citizen." And you people listen to this clown? No wonder this country is being run into the ground by a bunch of left wing word twisting manipulative can't think for themselves idiots.
You guys should really consider taking a look at Ron Paul who doesn't play games like this at all. He's a real problem solver and thinker whose only agenda is to restore liberty and freedom in this country for EVERY American Citizen.
iowaozone 5 months ago
OMG, are those two people dumb.. It is so embarassing that in U.S. television such people are being taken seriously...
hoplite669 5 months ago
I just love this guy. He is right on the money almost every time. We need more sane and intelligent people like this to speak out in this country. We seriously do.
solipsism2 5 months ago
What does Glenn Beck need a gun for ? Good god ,there'll be bullets whizzing all over when he freaks out with his chalk board.....
ftjax 5 months ago
So full of shit. I was a census collecter in 2010, and the form was 10 questions. Go to the US censes website and see for yourself.
Also, that a census be taken to count every single resident is IN OUR CONSTITUTION. The founding fathers were pretty clear that for everyone to be adequately representled, they had to know how many there were, and where they live.
MB is either extremely ignorant, or doesn't mind lying and fearmongering to advance her party politics.
MyLatestEscape 6 months ago 34
@MyLatestEscape Oh really? While I agree that MB is extreamly ignorant and full of it and i'm very glad she is out of the race... she is right about the Censes being used against the Japanese-americans to put them in camps... Qoute from Wiki "The United States Census Bureau assisted the internment efforts by providing confidential neighborhood information on Japanese Americans. The Bureau's role was denied for decades but was finally proven in 2007" so please.. do reserach.
jackstack86 3 weeks ago
@MyLatestEscape also the Census changes all the time you cannot compare the 2010 censes to the readout of the 1949 census... thats just common sense man.
jackstack86 3 weeks ago
@jackstack86 excuse me... the 1944 Census... my bad :P
jackstack86 3 weeks ago
@MyLatestEscape It says to count how many people there are, not their races and other personal information.
freakylocz14 2 weeks ago
This reminded me of the forms you had to fill to board an airplane. One of them asked "are you or have you been a terrorist?" and another "Do you participate or have you participated in terrorist activities?"
Flippyboy 6 months ago
I can't rate or comment anything on Michele's channel.
RevKale 6 months ago
Damn Glenn yo crazy!
njkm22 6 months ago
If Michelle Bachmann was elected as President, (God forbid, oh please god forbid), I strongly believe that after her first term, and subsequent defeat in the next election, women in politics will be rolled back to the amount there was 30-40 years ago.
Oh, and if Glenn beck thinks you're to right wing, then you're barrel rolling.
trolltacular1 6 months ago
What a dumb bitch. Who the fuck would answer No to "Are you a U.S citizen?" I worked for the Census and everything that bitch just said is bullshit. The only people who gave me trouble were fucking white people. On my last day, I cursed out some fucking tea party dumbasses who were giving me a hard time.
RDBeatnik 6 months ago 69
@RDBeatnik You are a FINE example of a government worker.
longsexylegs 5 months ago
@RDBeatnik Tea Party has nothing to do with her crazy ass... she is a neo-conservative.
Ron Paul 2012!
jamesmanortiz 5 months ago
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The teabaggers ARE neoconservatives!
GLaDRONE 5 months ago
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landmark425 5 months ago
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@GLaDRONE Might want to look up the definition of "neoconservative or neocon" and write that comment again saying, "Tea Party members ARE NOT neoconservatives. :P
landmark425 5 months ago
@RDBeatnik
tea party ppl ate the Al-Queda / Taliban of christian america.
Mikeybetts 5 months ago
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Mikeybetts 5 months ago
@RDBeatnik HAVE YOU EVER READ THE CONTITUTION YOU DUMB FUCK
tonyteb 3 months ago
@tonyteb i'm sure he has which is why he knows that michele bachmann is bull shit (ps if you are going to insult someone regarding their intelligence, please first make sure that you spell C-O-N-S-T-I-T-U-T-I-O-N correctly)
Kozthgan29 2 months ago
@Kozthgan29 wow thats powerfull
tonyteb 2 months ago
This is typical NEITHER side has their facts straight ...
2000 Census questions ...
#13 - Are you a Citizen? (para.)
#17 - What is your physical, mental or emotional condition? (para.)
so NEITHER the Young Turks OR Fox News checked their Facts before opening their mouths ... typical.
go to census.gov
turtledragon420 6 months ago
@turtledragon420 So, how was Cenk inaccurate in any way? Were you even listening or are you just trolling?
xJoeEDangerouslyx 6 months ago
@xJoeEDangerouslyx 3:41 Cenk mocks the question to determine handicapped status. at 3:50 Cenk says "his favorite" is that there is no citizenship question because Cenk says at 3:55 "because that's how it would work" and at 4:04 Cenk asks "who the hell would fill out that they are an illegal citizen?"; implying that they don't which the Census does.
Were YOU even listening? did YOU go to the Census site and READ for YOURSELF?
or are you just moroning your way through Life? do not throw stones.
turtledragon420 6 months ago
You think republicans would get tired of promoting candidates without brains....
darthnegate 6 months ago
Obamas in charge and now we have a problem with the census. F this, tired of the hypocrissy, I plan on leaving the GOP.
gcord21 6 months ago
The CENSUS is MANDATED by the CONSTITUTION.
And Cenk is right, the Census is to determine the number of Legislative Representatives allowed to a certain geo-political area.
blueboyblue 6 months ago
This cunt is fucking crazy and so is the Morman.
aadov 6 months ago
She`s too stupid to even fill one out.
loufalce 6 months ago
An American Indian chief by the name of Wild Bull took his eldest soon to a very high butte, one day, from which they could see for miles. The old man looked at his son wistfully and then spread his arms out and waved his arms back and forth, as if painting the vista before them. He turned to his son and said, "One day, my son.....none of this will be yours." The previous poster was right - white folks are the aliens, kids.
guymerritt 6 months ago
Odd....She reminds me of Sarah Palin.
Calidude370 6 months ago
The idiot Bachmann complained about how the government used the census info to round up Japanese in the 40's for internment camps and one of the first complaints about the current census was that they don't ask if your a legal resident or citizen so they can, I assume , round up the illegals and put you in camps or deport them just like the 40's what a frickin idiot!!! Besides like Cenk said who would state on the form that their here illegally unless their a bigger idiot than Bachmann!
FireflyMalcolm 6 months ago
Imagine having to pick between this crazy woman and the incompetent Obama this 2012 election. It's like being up shit creek without a paddle man.
ShadowGunner82 6 months ago
Michele Bachmann and Bradlee Dean. are lover and have kids
paulahare2 6 months ago
A public view of an idiot conversation.
ufjazzman97 6 months ago
People who think this is "crazy talk" are the same sheeple who got put into gas chambers in Germany.......Baaaaaaaaa!! Anything you order us to do Boss Obama!! Baaaaaaaa!!
falcondriver100 6 months ago
@falcondriver100 you are not mentally fit enough to be on youtube. lol
icantfindausernameee 6 months ago
@icantfindausernameee Keep your day job. You're comedy skills are kinda lacking!!
falcondriver100 6 months ago
@falcondriver100 Im just curious as to how you can justify the holocaust similar to obama's presidency.
icantfindausernameee 6 months ago
@icantfindausernameee You're not real bright are ya? I didn't compare the two events, I compared the sheepish, niave mentality of the people involved. GET IT genius?
falcondriver100 6 months ago
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@falcondriver100 I wasnt asking you to tell me why you compared them, i was asking you to tell me why the Jews in WWII are the "same" people who vote Democrat. look at your comment. "People who think this is "crazy talk" are the same sheeple who got put into gas chambers in Germany.." First off, im guessing by "sheeple" you meant people. Second of all, if you want to talk like a neo-Nazi then do it Glenn Becks twitter or something.
icantfindausernameee 6 months ago
@falcondriver100 *on Glenn Beck's twitter
icantfindausernameee 6 months ago
@icantfindausernameee Embarrassed are we?? LOL!
falcondriver100 6 months ago
@falcondriver100 ?
icantfindausernameee 6 months ago
@falcondriver100 I smell troll. Or crazy basement dweller with a neckbeard.
Actually, same thing.
JyginsGreenBird 6 months ago
When Cenk says "oh god they're so stupid.." it has such a tone of disbelieving wonder at how dumb these people are. Classic. Completely cracked me up. :)
TheCelticChimp 6 months ago
LADY IS ONE SERIOUS CUP OF CRAZY
vsop333 6 months ago
Are they really asking whether you're mentally stable? It's a medical detail, I don't think it's legal to ask this question unless you're one's doctor.
BandytaCzasu 6 months ago
Nobody should fill out the census. And everyone should stop paying taxes at the same time. We all need to stop paying the horribly corrupt government to oppress us.
boleroinferno 6 months ago
@boleroinferno They also provide Medicare when you're sick, unemployment cheques when you're unemployed,, and Social Security cheques when you're old. Maybe you don't need those things but lots of people do.
chomsky88 5 months ago
He's entirely missing the point. Overall Bachmann is a moron but she is correct in this case. The government has no right to force you to fill out a survey
rsa3890 6 months ago
@rsa3890 I love how you liberals all call & dismiss anyone conservative a "moron". In actuality it makes YOU look like a moron b/c you cannot refute them. It worked on Palin but it isn't EVER going to work again. We all know who the REAL moron in the 2008 Race was now. This woman is considered one of the best financial attorneys in the Nation & she's NOT a moron.
falcondriver100 6 months ago
@falcondriver100 It worked on Palin because.....she's a moron. Bachmann isn't a moron or a mean girl like Palin, Bachmann is a crazy girl with mean ideas. Some of the biggest idiots you'll ever find are attorneys so don't be so easily impressed.
vsop333 6 months ago
@vsop333 Yeah, you're right. You've convinced me. Only liberal women like Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Fienstien & Barb Boxer are normal, nice & QUITE intelligent. ROFLMAO!
Like I said, you're making yourselves look like fools. Keep up the good work. Chanting "moron" or "racist" is the only thing you neomarxists have left. ;-)
falcondriver100 6 months ago
@falcondriver100 The news doesn't cover the sane liberal women- the same way they don't cover the sane conservative women. They're not sensational enough. There are plenty of intelligent liberal women in office, but they are busy working, not spouting insanity.
JyginsGreenBird 6 months ago
@JyginsGreenBird Oh really, so you are cutting slack to liberal women in office that bow down to O-BOMB-AH, the murderer. When are they going to speak out against the war criminals both Bush and Obama?
watertonrivers 6 months ago
@watertonrivers ... AND you lost me at "I'm obviously insane and going to spout off about my conspiracy theories now". You're not worth talking to. Just look at you! What a mess!
JyginsGreenBird 6 months ago
@JyginsGreenBird Conspiracy theory...how's that? LOL. Obama has expanded the illegal, immoral wars in the middle east and you are calling me such a thing...geez...:)
watertonrivers 6 months ago
@watertonrivers The President has gotten us involved in one tiny action on our part (Libya) maybe a billion dollars and no American lives and you compare it to Bush's Iraq and Afghanistan wars, 3 trillion dollars, 7000 plus Americans dead plus over a 100,000 wounded. which leaves me to ask one question ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE!!!!!!!!!
b52gf16c 6 months ago
@b52gf16c you foreget the million or so displaced
mediblue9 6 months ago
@mediblue9 Im sorry I did, but if this is the way Americans view whats going on around them, then I feel that this country has no hope!!!
b52gf16c 6 months ago
@b52gf16c So that's a good excuse for Obama to STAY at war and even expand the wars...Jesus, you logic confounds me.
watertonrivers 6 months ago
@watertonrivers No its your logic thats at question, its scary you dont feel that there is a massive exponential difference between what Bush got us involved in Iraq/Afghanistan and our small contribution in libya. plus he has ended our combat operations in Iraq and is at least trying to end Bush's debacle in Afghanistan. Your not going to give the man any credit for that???
b52gf16c 6 months ago
@watertonrivers - It's one thing being stupid but do you really have to let everyone know just how stupid you are? If you had kept quiet most people would of given you the benefit of the doubt on that one but you couldn't help but remove all doubt from peoples minds.....
TheSpankymonkey 6 months ago
@watertonrivers Wars he didn't start, and wars that now cannot be ended within the short timeframe of a few years. Really, you can't just BAIL on the middle east now that we've all fucked it over.
JyginsGreenBird 6 months ago
@JyginsGreenBird Just as Ron Paul said, "We marched in there, and we can march right out". And please don't tell me how logistics work, I was in the military. If the president were to tell the JCS to bring them home, they could all be out in 60-90 days. The longer we stay the more blowback we will get in return!!
watertonrivers 6 months ago
@watertonrivers To me, it's not a matter of saving our own asses, it's a matter of responsibility. You can't just bomb the shit out a country, completely uproot it and then just fucking blow off.
JyginsGreenBird 6 months ago
Brachman will become president, but will cause the end of the world in 2012
LEGOsplitzful 6 months ago
She SMELLS......
Tmetrvlr 6 months ago
I assume these two are in a fierce competition to be the dumbest idiots on the planet. I think the gene pool needs some chlorine.
EddieJJ 6 months ago in playlist Best of TYT (2009)
I guess this video, taken out of context, is proof that woman are too stupid to be President of the United States.
DaneRWilliams 6 months ago
Bachmann and Beck together? Wont that cause some sort of vacuum of stupid that would tear the cosmos apart?
liverleef 6 months ago
The Young Turks committed genocide.
Imagine calling your TV station "The Nazis".
Unbelievable that this clown should call anyone a knucklehead.
arkolt2000 6 months ago
@arkolt2000 I suggest that you blow the dust off of your dictionary. The name "young turk" has nothing to do with being Turkish although it is know that Cenk is Turkish. A "young Turk" is a noun and is defined as 1. Young progressive or insurgent member of an institution, movement, or political party. 2. Young person who rebels against authority or societal expectations.
FURepublicans 6 months ago
This guy's silly. He reminds me of someone who's brainwashed and tries to brainwash others. He's basically saying, "Come on who are they gonna round up? It could never happen. Just give the government what they want and all will be well."
Government loves us.
robdmccoy 6 months ago
Here's what good having god on your side does: Palin gets a slut daughter with a retarded grand daughter and Bachmann had a miscarriage.
God is an archaic superstition and we don't want people dumb enough to be faith based (belief without evidence) in office.
AMpufnstuf 6 months ago
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Tonight or Tomorrow? Or, if your Congresswoman is Michele Bachmann.....don't bother.
BuddyFantastic 6 months ago
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BuddyFantastic 6 months ago
She is a moron, but she is no less batshit crazy than that dipshit riding around in Airforce One today.
imthechasman 6 months ago
Does anyone say anything positive or kind?
CharlotteFairchild 6 months ago
@CharlotteFairchild i know.
gato123452 6 months ago
What an idiot. He is calling facts that have already happened in this country senseless. If someone actually thinks these documents couldnt be used against American citizens they are in denial.
0420Johnny 7 months ago
yes, because if you're an illegal citizen you will tick the box saying "I AM NOT A US CITIZEN"...jesus
samwestbrook1 7 months ago
This guy is a dick, he hates conservatives (obviously)...I recieved the form they're talking about, it was VERY INTRUSIVE AND i DID NOT FILL IT OUT FOR GOOD REASON... So no, asshole, its not a waste of time to not fill it out if you like your privacy...
twangthing 7 months ago
I HATE BACHMANN BUT SHE WAS RIGHT ABOUT HOW THE CENSUS FILLED JAPANESE INTERNMENT CAMPS
WillxEatsxEverything 7 months ago
it doesnt matter what party they say they are for representation in a district, its the voting in that district.....
wowzabowza123 7 months ago
MIchelle for President 2012!! Love this woman! She tells it like it is. No liberal PC bullshit!
FUCK LIBERAL JACKASSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
falcondriver100 7 months ago
@falcondriver100 good lord i hope you're not serious. pick a completely sane person to run this country. if FOX news(extremely conservative network) can't even handle her crazy banter i hope others will see it too. even you crazy guy who has a stuck caps lock button. i don't know whether to feel bad for you or be jealous that you have really awesome hallucinogens.
CkyRckr 7 months ago 2
@falcondriver100 lol that was a pretty funny joke you just told... laugh, laugh, laughing out of control
akthemoor 7 months ago
@falcondriver100 No she doesn't tell it how it is. She tells it how she understands it - which is almost like a small child grappling with an dictionary. It's pitiful - can't you see that when she doesn't know something then she either lies or makes things up as she goes along. She's simply poorly educated and it shows! Also, she's a bit nasty - the nasty little ambitious girl at school who'll do anything to get ahead. She's not a big wise women, rather a nasty little blood sucker.
masala505 7 months ago
@masala505 Hahaha!! Gonna do a Palin on Bachman?? She's one of the best Tax Lawyers in the Country, but "she's poorly educated"? TOO FUNNY!! I bet she's said "I can see Cuba from my house" too didn't she? Keep up with the smears jackass. Its all you liberal buffoons have left. It ain't gonna work twice b/c everyone knows the truth now.
falcondriver100 7 months ago
@falcondriver100 It's a shame you can't see beyond the black and white. You know it's the shades of gray where sophisticatation lays. It's not a right or left thing - it's simply that some of the things this woman says are not only "batty" but also incorrect to the point that it seems she doesn't have a well rounded education. Rather like you, she seems unable to have an argument without resorting to bad language, ad hominum attacks and downright stupidity.
masala505 7 months ago
@masala505 How Ironic. You claim she's "batty", "incorrect", "poorly educated" then call ME "downright stupid" and go on to accuse me of "Ad hominum attacks"? Bravo bravo!! Thats classic shit right there!
May I remind you she's considered one of the finest Federal Tax Attorneys in the Nation, and a sitting U.S. Congresswoman? Yeah, POORLY EDUCATED! LMAO!
Stay "sophisticated".......IN YOUR OWN MIND!
BTW, wanna see "batty"?? Check out Nancy Pelosi videos. The "sophisticated" genius! LOL!
falcondriver100 7 months ago
@falcondriver100 She may be a fine tax lawyer but what does that have to do with having a rounded education. She believes in young earth creationism, intelligent design, etc - these are clear markers that she, or anyone else, is as batty as a lunatic! Need I say more? What does it say about you who respects someone who's clearly unhinged? That's my point.
masala505 7 months ago 15
@masala505 Good Christian equals bad person.
TriaMaxwell 6 months ago
@falcondriver100 profound.....NOT!
onenewshoe 7 months ago
@onenewshoe Unlike you idiot leftists, I don't claim to be "profound", just correct! FAIL!!!!!!!
falcondriver100 7 months ago
@falcondriver100 Yes! Yes!! PLEASE put up Michelle Bachman as your nominee! (And don't throw me in the briar patch, either!).
GeorgiaKev 6 months ago
@GeorgiaKev Uhm, I think ANYBODY would beat Obama you dimwit! Bachman would crush him.
falcondriver100 6 months ago
@falcondriver100 Great! Then put her up as your nominee and we'll find out who's right.
GeorgiaKev 6 months ago
If capitalism is based on free markets, then you could never have CEOs and shareholders funneling millions of dollars away from a company without someone else creating a company that didn't do that and putting the first company out of business. Don't fall for their guilt trip bullshit. They only maintain their system by lying and cheating everybody.
swordsintopens 7 months ago
Ok, assuming the question was even on the census, who in their right mind, after risking their lives to get in illegally, would check the 'yes, I'm here illegally' box?!
cnene86 7 months ago
@slamgirl65 ditto,on the'you should write'
dianalee84 7 months ago
@boboldeagleclark sotto voce...'there is a theory that those who write homoeroticia via homophobic quips are sometimes thought to have personal sexuality issues.Not that I'm implying anything,of course.
dianalee84 7 months ago
Bachmans fixed stare reminds me so much of the spooky mesmerising effect Nancy Reagen had on me when I was a very lttle girl..'Just Say Noooo'. 'Mom, she's scary, Please make her go away!!!'
dianalee84 7 months ago
you are a dumbass whoever laughs at rounding up people! Your a crazy idiot that says theries instead of fact. Learn your fuking history its true the us used census info to round up americans in 1940's ! Learn something and stop being a complete stupid turk!
atomicdog93funk 7 months ago
@atomicdog93funk He was not saying that it didn't happen, man. We were in the middle of a World War. The scenario was quite different. He's just saying it's silly to imply that that is what Obama is going to do.
michaelhaydenbell 7 months ago
Michele Bachmann for President! It’s time this country has a Mom, I’m tired of the dead beats Dads! :) We haven’t had a real President (Leader) since Ronald Reagan…
Fudge Packers Beware! You’re going down and this time it won’t be in a bath house…
bobaldeagleclark 7 months ago
@bobaldeagleclark=FUCK YOU
mr300ism 6 months ago
Why do American people always say "Americans" instead of "people"?
shotta0121 7 months ago
So this one total dumbass says to this hideous idiot...
onenewshoe 7 months ago
Sausage man Glenn Beck who wobbles & waves his dingdong to Pink Floyd's 1984 wobbly interlude of "The Hero's Return" to unwilling males, Especially little boyz. And Michelle Bachmann who exposes her anotomically incorrect organ to males & little boyz as well.
Tmetrvlr 7 months ago
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uwed100 7 months ago
You have a right to privacy. Use it or lose it. All you are required to do according to the constitution is tell them how many people live at that residence. You should definitely fill that part out.
Benetleilaxyz 7 months ago
nice. this is HD.
Newtttton 7 months ago