Bill Bailey, you are a vile talentless shit. Get off our screens and drop dead. You are not funny. I hope that you and your whole family die a slow and painful death. You horrible cunt.
@TheBlackBabyJesus Troll be trolling? trolling. trolling? yes trolling. TOLlOLOING. what not possibly, trolling you say? why yes trolling I say! TROLLING. you know, to troll! I troll, you troll, he/she/it trolls, they trollol, we trollolol
Wikipedia: In Internet slang, a troll is someone who posts inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum, chat room, or blog, with the primary intent of provoking readers into an emotional response
@nick2150 Joke all you like, but people are watching you. By supporting Bailey you are confessing to being part of his child-sex ring. Listen pervert, your hero will be arrested and you should expect some retribution yourself for being part of his disgusting paedophile team. Don't go too far away you nasty cunt, justice should be coming your way soon!
Why the hell is Bill Bailey a comedian and not a professional musician? He's sooo good at Guitar & Piano... Oh wait, I forgot - he's also absolute hilarious! XD
If I was there, I'd take that guitar and wrap it around his bald talentless head. Bailey is pure filth and anyone who finds this rubbish amusing needs locking up! Useless, useless cunt!
@LoGEEE@B4dConn3ction I really hope Bailey dies a slow and painful death. Prostate cancer would suit him and cervical cancer for his wife. I pray they will contract these illnesses and save the world from their vile presence. Death to you Bailey and your whole whole rotten family!
@trumsolon You've already had George W Bush....and you want another moron in charge? There's no helping some people! Bailey is a useless braindead cunt!
@TenStoryLoveSong personally, i love bill bailey's comedy, but each to his own i spose - you're perfectly within your rights to have an opinon - but why the hell watch this video if you dispise him so much? is it that you just get your kicks by trying to offend other people? in future, why not just watch vidoes that you think you'll like cos people that do this just do my head in, so please, please dont try and stir up hatred with people you've never met. there's no point
awww he missed out the part about the spiteful pheasant :( still really great though!!
vvelvettearss 9 months ago
he would be the best friend to hang out with
HFrizby14 9 months ago
I am proud to say this man follows me on Twitter.
TheBenj19 9 months ago
Funny...but he doesn't know what an emoticon is!
otocan 10 months ago
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@otocan what gives you that idea?
monkeymatt2 6 months ago
I have to say I prefer this version to his stand-up one...don't know why :P
ouiseylou 10 months ago
two people were not ROFLYSST
TheVeryLastHippy 11 months ago 4
i hear this for the first time on the radio while driving, I laughed so much I almost crashed the car.
jomo999 1 year ago
roflmaoysst
WolfgangNightshadow 1 year ago
Bill Bailey on 98fm. Oh no! Studio puppets didn't get the gag.
MartiW 1 year ago
We are going to have to make that: ROTFLYSST
qukazoo 1 year ago
@qukazoo I've been putting that on most of my youtube comments but no-one even asks what it means?
astrophonix 1 year ago
@astrophonix pff...ignorants! ;)
I'll try it in yahoo messenger and facebook...see what happens.
qukazoo 1 year ago
"Rolling on the floor laughing, yet somehow, still typing" X-D GENIUS!
EllenRebecca3 1 year ago
2 people didn't like the sandwich filling...
ComedyLove28 1 year ago 3
Two people have a bad hand-eye coordination and clicked the wrong button.
blenderpanzi 1 year ago 5
i always cry with laughter at the "is it carrot and hummus" you say "OMG theres a special connection betwummus" hahahaaaaa
masterofrock666 1 year ago 9
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Bill Bailey, you are a vile talentless shit. Get off our screens and drop dead. You are not funny. I hope that you and your whole family die a slow and painful death. You horrible cunt.
TheBlackBabyJesus 1 year ago
@TheBlackBabyJesus Troll be trolling? trolling. trolling? yes trolling. TOLlOLOING. what not possibly, trolling you say? why yes trolling I say! TROLLING. you know, to troll! I troll, you troll, he/she/it trolls, they trollol, we trollolol
Wikipedia: In Internet slang, a troll is someone who posts inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum, chat room, or blog, with the primary intent of provoking readers into an emotional response
nick2150 7 months ago
@nick2150 Joke all you like, but people are watching you. By supporting Bailey you are confessing to being part of his child-sex ring. Listen pervert, your hero will be arrested and you should expect some retribution yourself for being part of his disgusting paedophile team. Don't go too far away you nasty cunt, justice should be coming your way soon!
TheBlackBabyJesus 6 months ago
@TheBlackBabyJesus oh god it was you wasnt it? im sorry, I was just too weak. is your bum ok yet?
nick2150 6 months ago
This is why i'm in love with this man.
ThatDaniGirl 1 year ago
'One of them is me - I say, "Is it carrot and hummus?"
You say "OMG! There's a special connection betwummus."'
I lol'd.
DaGizmoGuy 1 year ago 3
ROFLYSST
Daftpunkfan5cp 1 year ago 2
Why the hell is Bill Bailey a comedian and not a professional musician? He's sooo good at Guitar & Piano... Oh wait, I forgot - he's also absolute hilarious! XD
GiorgiMusic 1 year ago
@GiorgiMusic You are a tragic imbecile. Drop dead you moronic cunt!
TheBlackBabyJesus 1 year ago
@TheBlackBabyJesus I was giving Bill Bailey a double compliment Bill Bailey, if you don't like him - stay off his pages.
GiorgiMusic 1 year ago
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@GiorgiMusic If I ever get diagnosed with a terminal illness I will kill Bailey, and make it very slow and painful. Horrible balding cunt!
TheBlackBabyJesus 7 months ago
i saw this in Auckland. It was awesome. Bill Bailey is THE man!!
MrKaukop 1 year ago
@MrKaukop I wish I had, I missed the show :-(
GiorgiMusic 1 year ago
Hes a genius. Would love to go see him live sometime
LongliveRocknRollX 1 year ago
@LongliveRocknRollX I would love to go see your mum's funeral sometime, you vulgar spastic!
TheBlackBabyJesus 1 year ago
its IMO FYI
IMO - In My Opinion
FYI - For Your Information
TorturedGardenChick 1 year ago
I went to see bill in Chirstchurch I did this on stage it was very funny
consman22 1 year ago
what does OFYI stand for?
originalmaja 1 year ago
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If I was there, I'd take that guitar and wrap it around his bald talentless head. Bailey is pure filth and anyone who finds this rubbish amusing needs locking up! Useless, useless cunt!
TenStoryLoveSong 1 year ago
roflysst
Dspecial0Joshua0Ryo 1 year ago
I love him!!!:):);)
Cat42timoshenka 1 year ago
ROFLYSTT!!!
KasHCubeD 2 years ago
ROFLYSST*
rgjmce666 2 years ago
Rolling on the floor laughing yet somehow still tickling my testicles.
KasHCubeD 2 years ago
well then it's ROFLYSSTMT :P but i know what you meant lol
rgjmce666 2 years ago
@rgjmce666 What's the MT bit for?
PaGaNism 1 year ago
@PaGaNism i actually forget lol, maybe it was just a typo
rgjmce666 1 year ago
@rgjmce666 It's ok I read the rest of the comments.
PaGaNism 1 year ago
@rgjmce666 It's ok I read the rest of the comments.
PaGaNism 1 year ago
absolute genious
DarksideUndertaker 2 years ago 5
What a legend.
LoGEEE 2 years ago 30
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@LoGEEE @B4dConn3ction I really hope Bailey dies a slow and painful death. Prostate cancer would suit him and cervical cancer for his wife. I pray they will contract these illnesses and save the world from their vile presence. Death to you Bailey and your whole whole rotten family!
TenStoryLoveSong 1 year ago
HAHAHAHA
Bill for president!
trumsolon 2 years ago 43
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@trumsolon You've already had George W Bush....and you want another moron in charge? There's no helping some people! Bailey is a useless braindead cunt!
TenStoryLoveSong 1 year ago
@TenStoryLoveSong personally, i love bill bailey's comedy, but each to his own i spose - you're perfectly within your rights to have an opinon - but why the hell watch this video if you dispise him so much? is it that you just get your kicks by trying to offend other people? in future, why not just watch vidoes that you think you'll like cos people that do this just do my head in, so please, please dont try and stir up hatred with people you've never met. there's no point
ouiseylou 1 year ago 3
@trumsolon Wow.... I would lobve that.... New political party. :D
dogfry5d1 1 year ago
@trumsolon And you for the grave, you uneducted cunt!
TenStoryLoveSong 1 year ago
@trumsolon BOO!!! Bill for PRIME MINISTER
Superchickenman159 8 months ago