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  • I'm a white south african. Look up farm murders in south africa. See the truth! The song though is funny.

  • I'm a White South African...and Iv been told that im nice BUT then i heard this song and punched my american friend RIGHT in his willy

  • @TheCBFilms "then i heard this song and punched my american friend RIGHT in his willy" - That's because you are not a nice South African. hehe.

  • This video had a satirical meaning and topical relevance at the time, and is now only a small amusing echo of where we all were and where we all should be now - comparatively - which is far from the reasons that that video exists. It's adolescent grudges, prejudice and arrogance that have always and still fucking persist today, and perfectly projected on YouTube video comments. It ultimately keeps - all of us, in this perpetual and ridiculous state of bickering, grudges and predjudice.

  • @Rocketpeace1 but its not, most of it was uninhabited before the dutch went there

  • @Emporiad factually incorrect actually

    the Dutch stole the land

    but hey who cares right?

  • This video was appropriate at the time yes, but grow up, times change. South Africans, black and white are pretty nice people. And those calling all white South Africans racist... specifically the Aussies, Americans, Brits - if you say white South Africans stole the land.. what did you do?? Aussies could get an aboriginal shooting license! Americans totally destroyed the indigenous people of North America and the Brits, well they stole everything.

  • @vuilblog "and the Brits, well they stole everything." - Yes but unlike the others we had a note from our mums to say we could. ;-)

  • @misshoneyz2dabify And so did the rest of the world at different times.

  • Spoel asseblief die urinaal na gebruik

  • My next door neighbour is a Yarpie guess what! They haven't changed just emigrated!

  • If us white South Africans are so racist then can somebody please explain the whole slave thing that the Americans also had in their earlier past ? oh and i think the English also had their fair share of racism!!!! the only reason why you uneducated morons keep saying South Africa is bad is because we had our problems more recently . . . That is all i have to say on the matter!

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  • Maaaaaaaaa se hare! Watse kak is die. Met so houding teenoor ons, hoe die fok moet ons nice wees? Fok julle almal wat die kak like.

  • Happy 25th Anniversary to the Chicken Song - and its Side-B counterpart (this)... Well done Spitting Image for daring to tread in the 'not so politically correct' state of the world at that time! - peace to one and all!

  • I met a really nice one today. If this was titled "I've never met a nice black South African" it would be condemmed as racist. So how come the broad brush approach to white South Africans is applauded? Double standards of course.

  • @MrGoblin60 It would be double standards if blacks in South Africa decided it'd be a great idea to round up all the whites, lock them in a ghetto, keep them as slaves and shoot them if they ask for their rights. Taking the piss out of white South Africans at the height of Apartheid is hardly shockingly offensive with comparison to the behaviour of them at the time.

  • @clapton1958 well the whites werent quite that bad, and the blacks do shoot them all anyway

  • @clapton1958 So go live in South Africa or Zimbabwe today where the blacks actually do beat and lock up whites. Funny how we don't hear about that from bleating liberals these days.

  • @MrGoblin60 Are you genuinely unable to tell the difference between a criminal and a government which specifically legislates against citizens of a certain race? Perhaps you should put down the bottle of piss and sober up for a minute. You might notice that Zimbabwe has little to do with South Africa except the proximity.

  • @MrGoblin60 - "So go live in South Africa or Zimbabwe today where the blacks actually do beat and lock up whites" - It is a shame that you talk out of your arse so much. I enjoyed my time in South Africa, sorry to tell you but black people do no such thing. So ermmm.... Fuck off.

  • @TheVadalistParty

    Your hanging out with the wrong ones then.

  • @HumanMonolith Actually you are right. Just head up to Botswana.

  • Hahaha! Im a Sef Efrican living in London and this song actually cheers me up. I live in North London, far away from my fellow Saffas who live in Leyton, Putney, Wimbledon and Canada Water and I have never considered moving there either because "I've never met a nice Sef Efrican!"

  • Doos!

  • NEVER MET A NICE AMERICAN

  • @TachyonSPEED5

    Lol...Somalia? Yeah, we hate you so it's no wonder.

  • @randir14

    the feeling of hatred is mutual btw ;D

    HAHAHAHA

  • this was shown on TV before politics and brussels started with politicly correctness, and the UK where not scared to show our sense of humour,

    now days stuff like this would be frowned upon and some one out there would complain, some one would lose there job and there would be millions of pounds exchanged for someone lack or humour..

  • Wrong video.

  • SPITTING IMAGE ARE AMAZINGLY FUNNY!

  • wow this is too much

  • The years have gone by, since this song came out, but I've still never met a nice South African. They have racism, arrogance, and and an unyielding sense of superiority engrained into their national psyche. You don't get rid of that so easily. Perhaps those South Africans born post-Apartheid (i.e under 20 or so years old) will be different. It will be interesting to see.

  • @NeverMindTheBLX Have you ever seen 'Little Miss Jocelyn'? Although Anglo South Africans were always more pleasant than boers, she does a rather spot-on imitation of white South Africans... 'Jaaaa... Aaah kahnt biLEEV you aaah torking to ME laaak thet. Aaahm waaaht. You kahnt throw me out."

  • I'm a South African and I think this is hilarious! Thanks for posting, made my week... PS to all making racist comments, come on guys move on, SA is changing, open your minds!

  • 1:52 is just wrong

  • @eurostar221 hi me

  • I am not offended in the least, even though I am a yankee, I think the video actually helped the cause, to me this video is just a mild take on the state at that time, to me know one should ever ever have to give a warinigh or aplogize for posting this video, the problem is hate mail, I went through this on the rebel son web site, the band is not racist, but I got a lot of hate male from the south who still think it the civil war, who want to kill the northeners and all black people, idiots.

  • Have to addmit, some white South Africans are propper twats but now that they have a Marxist, corrupt and brutal black goverment, I suppose that makes South Africans acceptable.

  • Haha

  • im a saffa living in uk and i love this lol

    :)

  • im a saffa living in uk and i love this lol

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  • @smartcnut. Yeah it's more of a musky scent, like a sloth or a buck in heat. Just joking I met a nice south african once

  • I saw that on Spitting Image when I was a kid and I still remember the whole chorus.

  • Im a South African and its not true we dont stink like baboons :)

  • 2 willys ftw lol

  • ek stem met johnzoil, die pommies is cocksuckers !

  • @phillipventer Go home!

  • @phillipventer Dankie Mnr Venter. Hulle is n klomp pielsuigers!!!

  • im south african and this is hilarious !!! LOL !!

  • I remember in th 90's the BBC correspondent (liar) for SA, John Harrison was killed in a car accident. Well, talk about divine intervention. One less lying prick on the planet.

  • This song is part and parcel of the media brainwashing the Pom media used to get the the good ol' sheeple of Britain to turn against decent, hard working Europeans of SA. Along with this they used blatant lies on their Marxist news broadcsts. A particular one I remember, when I had to come and 'exist' in this awful country, was something to the effect that "too many (black) people are slipping and dying on bars of soap" - A TOTAL LIE DRESSED UP AS NEWS . BBC Licence fee, never have, never will!

  • @Johnzoil Decent hardworking people from SA? A lot them are I'll give you that but that's all they have to them. Not all South Africans are rude and yes many are hardworking but it's to the detriment to the rest of their character. Humourless, self righteous loudmouths describes the many South Africans I've met. Plus they have the nerve to come over to Britain and complain about our country and how "South Africa is so much better". If it's so much better fucking go home you ignorant fuckwits!

  • @TheGoldStandardBoy There's wankers everywhere, it's just Britain has the lion's share.

  • @Johnzoil Urm yea you need to look closer to home.

  • @Johnzoil Once again why are there so many over here if they don't like it! They should fucking go home!

  • @TheGoldStandardBoy We can't go home because the sheeple of the UK and US insisted we live under the rule of corrupt Marxists (Fair enough) so I'll come and live of this dump. My parents are both British and they say the UK is a complete and utter shithouse, ruined by the same liberal cretins, who thought up that silly generalization of a song. Have you ever wondered why it's only the British and Oprah Winfrey watching Americans seem to think Mandela is some sort of saint? Maybe Gerry Adams is.

  • @Johnzoil Do your parents read the Daily Mail or are senile and unable think for themselves? If so yes they have a point.

  • @TheGoldStandardBoy Dude, if you think a dirty, overcrowded, muddy Island with shit weather, that is also a corrupt rip off is a nice place to live then good luck!

  • @Johnzoil Firstly don't call me dude you sound like a juvenile arsehole. Secondly a South African accusing another country of being corrupt? Haha that's hilarious, the term pot calling the kettle black comes to mind. I think we both know there are far more unhygienic places in the world that Britain like oh let me think South Africa. Shit weather, urm yes occasionally High Wycombe gets covered in water but we are never suffer droughts or get ripped apart by hurricanes..benign at worst.

  • @TheGoldStandardBoy You are a dude, dude. You're defending your smelly hole with nationalistic pride. I like it. Keep in touch!

  • @Johnzoil Yea and so is South Africa but magnified 1000x! :-s

  • @Johnzoil Marxists you mean the native black africans who's land it was originally that you stole. Fuck off.

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  • @TheGoldStandardBoy The only indigenous South Africans are Bushmen. The other tribes are either migrants from further north or were chased south, like the Zulu. I'm beginning to think you're sweet on me. Bless you.

  • @Johnzoil Yes well they were still there thousands of years before Europeans were. 

  • @TheGoldStandardBoy Well, you are right, just as Europeans were in the British Isles long before Africans and Asians. You really sound like a nationalist, so you do care for your country and it's culture. Nice one!

  • @Johnzoil I have asian and black friends actually. All of them are assimilated into British culture.

  • @Johnzoil "I'm beginning to think you're sweet on me" Stop cyber flirting with me!

  • @Johnzoil

    It's just a song tbh, mate. I think you need to calm down because at the moment you're not doing much to undermine the premise of the song at the moment. :)

  • @1878EFC2008 You're right it's just a song. So is the Horst Wessel lied, which is a far better song.

  • @Johnzoil and so is this.

    My grandad killed your grandad...

  • @chazmundoful Not really, both my Grandfathers survived WW2. They fought for the Paedoph Isles. Sorry, I mean British Isles. I certainly wouldn't have.

  • The thing the world will never understand, and I've heard this from Whites and from Blacks and from Coloureds (in the SA sense of the word), Apartheid was far from perfect, it was a haphazard system designed to be of economic benefit and it was culturally insensitive and highly oppressive, BUT it was better than the rule of the Marxist ANC.

    My solution would be to enact Verwoerd's purported vision, give each tribe its land and allow its members to form a free, independent nation.

  • great song but it was of its time- during apaarthied . ive been to SA and people are really nice!

  • It's strange and I'm being honest, but most British (not all!) are total cocksuckers and I'm sure the good one's would agree with me.

  • @Johnzoil

    I get where you're coming from, and this will sound hackneyed as every time a nation's people are criticised they use this 'excuse, but it is our leaders not us. The quality of British politicians is decidedly low and has been for some time.

    Our leaders act against our interests and consequently offend those who should be our natural allies, people such as South Africans and Americans, while failing to appease those who can never really be our friends.

  • Ha! Ha! Ha!

  • Ha! Ha! Ha!

  • this is bladie snaaks man and I am South African. Good upload

  • lucer boyss

  • Can I suggest that anyone who either finds this video offensive, or thinks that it's an accurate portrayal of modern South Africa, invests in a dictionary and acquaints themselves with the meaning of the word 'satire'?

  • @ChileNoseJam well said!

  • Wish I knew who the singer of this song was.

  • @shermanvermin76 The song was written by John Lloyd, if that's any help.

  • @richiesherman I mean the man with the beard who's *singing* this song in Spitting Image.

  • @shermanvermin76 i'm pretty sure the Singer is Hugh Dennis, from The Now Show and Mock the Week, I don't know this for definite but i know he used to do Voices on SI and it sounds a lot like him, so i'm just connecting the dots...

  • @carrickature Does Hugh Dennis have facial hair? Otherwise, that *isn't* him.

  • Your never met Johnny Hubbard

  • The song is quite funny but these comments are much more amusing pmsl

  • im south african and i think its hilarious!

  • Love it.....bring back spitting image!

  • Ironic, as if you have actually visited or lived in the country you will know that the people are one of world's most hospitable .......

  • LOL, so true! South Africans really are a bunch of douches and they really don't have a sense of humor...them and Germans!! They were openly racist right up until the 90's and the only reason they stopped is because they were forced.

  • @gsotodotcom A most well considered political opinion, I'm sure, The way things are going, ALL of southern Africa may regret the passing of a politically stable (albeit racist) and economically SUCCESSful regime. But the new South Africans can proudly sing 'Shoot the Boer' while scratching for grain in the newly barren fields. Refer to Zimbawe, for a precedent.

  • @gsotodotcom As for Germans not having a sense of humour: have you ever considered the sheer ARROGANCE of making such a claim when you do not speak the language? I grew up slap bang in the middle of FOUR different cultures and speak as many languages, and know better. I don't know what nationality you are, but my guess is you are British. This kind of blind cliche is typical of the Sun-reading lower classes: all they see of the world is Ibiza, in a drunken haze...

  • @Woelfin001 shut up u faggot no one cares its a forum not an autobiography on your life, you humourless prick this music captures an era of our country before you mixies started fucking it up

  • @Woelfin001 shut up u faggot no one cares its a forum not an autobiography on your life, you humourless prick this music captures an era of our country before you mixies started fucking it up

  • @Woelfin001 Oh do shut the fuck up.

  • @Woelfin001 Oh do shut the fuck up. Spitting Image was the only decent thing on television in the eighties. Get a grip.

  • @gsotodotcom Well don't know what a douche is? Anyway I speak English but for those like you who don't pick up a dictionary and look up the term rasist when you next criticise another race ? Yes they where openly rasist but I suppose It is better than pretending not to be and killing more arabs,black,asians with wars and foreign policy .South Africans and Germans do have a scense of humour if you ever got off your ass and off youtube and stop being such a ignorrant little shit you would find out

  • @baloo041 You're right German's have a great sense of humour. I heard a great German joke about the Brit driving his crappy Rover down the autobahn. As it starts to rain he realises he needs windscreen wipers. He pulls into a service station and says to the guy behind the counter, "Can you give me a set of windscreen wipers for a Rover". German dude behind counter says, "No, I don't believe that's a fair swap at all".

  • @Johnzoil LOL That is pretty good !

  • @baloo041 Thanks dude. ;¬)

  • @Johnzoil Haha, that's a great one. I do love the Germans; they are funny buggers.

  • Still true today as it was when written . South Africans - you know the ones I'm talking about - are vermin.

  • @MuslimsGoToSweden You're such a cunt

  • @sltr00per

    My point proven. I guess you still hate "the blecks".

  • @MuslimsGoToSweden Still hate Women,Jews,Christians,Blacks,t­he west,liberty and democracy?

  • And every shit skin that has tried to invade they fought them out :p like ww2

  • This is pretty funny! Limey pussies talkin shit about S. Africans when they've let their country be invaded by every shit-skin on the planet! Limeys, the world's biggest fags!( And I don't mean cigarette, moron!)

  • haha Im also south african and find it pretty darn funny! haha

    the thing is that we can take the piss out of ourselves!

  • lol..

  • i`m South African, and i have to say that i dont discriminate....i hate everybody equally!!!!

  • @wonkyfox Don't think you'r having all the fun, you know me, I HATE EVERYONE... NiN

  • @wonkyfox Nice to see your well adjusted lol!!

  • I have to add though, many of the stereotypes enforced against the Afrikaner such as racism, despotism, no sense of humour I have experienced first hand among the English in England. Unlike this clip however I can truly say that I HAVE met a nice Englishman, a whole lot of them.

  • lol, am Afrikaans and find this funny, just remember that South African refers to a plethora of nations, not just Afrikaners

  • I'm not South African and this is quite good

  • @jaxsonv tel you what , you love south africans so much, go get one fuck em , get aids n die !

  • @m2das88 Why can't the dick wads see this for what it is humor from a time when we were allowed to laugh at things WE thought funny, and ,why can't the ignorant fuckers learn to spell before they post their senseless drivel....fuckwats....

  • @jaxsonv im so sory i didnt use the correct spelling,for u sir its fuking u tube, stupid shit u know what i ment ur just trying to be a smart ass, whats ur problem anyways is this how u get ur kicks, i bet u was bullied at school, wasnt u lol..cn belive i even bother with this crap , anyway makes me smile , bring on ur rubbish cunt ! :) x

  • @m2das88 Hmmm, bored with you now. You know what they say, empty vessles make the most noise.

  • @m2das88 i, as a south african, finds this funny especially thanks its time but your actual modern hatered of us is bloody annoying. You realise this only speeks about the Afrikaans which is about 7% of the country. South Africa is awsome: it has the oldest heritage in the world, the best rugby team, the 2nd best constitution, the most respected world diplomats, an amazing art community and one of the best scenories and wildlife in ther world.

  • @Chaosfromthedemon and the highest murder rate too.

  • @quantumhermo  lol go eat a duck u cock !

  • @pepsichick everyones aloud there own say, and mine is there cunts !!! whos with me ! :)

  • @m2das88 Maybe you should learn to spell before you post shit up here. I'm south african and I know the difference between There and They're. DICKHEAD!!

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  • What year is this from?

  • @martinses Some time in the 80s id assume, thats when spitting image was big

  • fuckin kaffir lovers

  • Ha ha I loved spitting image, classic!!

  • That looks like jimmy hill sitting on the side of the land rover?!Back in the 80s,spitting image was cutting edge comedy.Though time hasn't been kind to it.I used to watch it.

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  • im 22 , i only know this song becuaseof my older sister, fuck south africans ive met a couple there all cunts !!!!

  • im 22 , i only know this song becuaseof my older sister, fuck south africans ive met a couple there all cuns !!!!

  • @m2das88 wow you are calling south africans cunts- and the songs about south africans being racist and saying that blacks are all the same.. yet you are doing the exact same stereotyping... hahaha

    South africans ROCK btw :D

  • @m2das88 Because you know they'll rip your head off.

  • These lyrics are brilliant..............I've actually met a few nice South Africans........and a few who are complete arseholes

  • ROFLOL!

  • this song and video was banned in the eighties for the use of the black word.. i still have the vinyl record with the chicken song on it great tv show and great song..can beat ben elton

  • yay one of the old classics woot.

  • It made my kids laugh they don't care what it's about the bit about Woolies whats made them laugh the most go for it !!!!! And I've met loads just so you know x

  • bloody hilarious song love it

  • It made my kids laugh they don't care what it's about the bit about Woolies whats made them laugh the most go for it !!!!!

  • Easily the funniest song Spitting Image did. Its a measure of how South Africa has moved that most of the jokes are outdated. At least I hope they are.

  • LMAO I LOVE THIS HAHA

  • Hahahahaha

    Shame there aren't more telly shows like this now... Sigh, the UK is too polite about other races methinks....

  • @YesIamEccentric yh

    let's face it no other country is this polite about us, why should we be about them?

  • Stereotypes exist for a reason - because they're true. All the South Africans I've met have been arrogant bastards.

    Notice how comedy isn't funny anymore? It's because all these politically correct zealots have made pariahs out of all the "offensive" comedians. It's so stupid. All this obsession with "racism" is fucking marxism, and I'm sick of it.

    I HATE NIGGERS.

    That is all.

  • Eish, take a pill folks! I'm South African AND an Afrikaaner - come on now! I've lived in England for almost 7 years before comming back home and the Brits are probably the most self deprecating people EVER.  Lag 'n bietjie man, die lewe is tog nie SO ernstig nie! ;-)

  • Lmao as a South African I find this so funny, jeez some of it may well even be true!!!!!!

  • Im South African and this is awesome!

  • Whoever wrote this song deserves to Knighted.

  • They must not like us in the scrums.

  • @moefapie

    You're probably right, Springboks are notorious for their 'busy hands' ;)

  • If you don't like this, maybe check out the spitting image 'chicken song', and see the puppet of Desmund Tutu. All is fair game in Love, War and Comedy.

  • Are you people actually mentally retarded? It's a JOKE! Idiots! God - learn to laugh at yourselves

  • This is pretty funny. As soon as I heard them sing, they reminded me of Wyoming from RvB....

  • My husbands South African and he finds this hilarious!

  • @kirstykustard1 shutup u fag

  • I'm a white South African and I actually find this pretty funny.

  • yeah but they kicked you ass in the boer wars, no wonder you dont like em

  • You all retaRDED

  • ive never met a hard working english man thay all lazy and thats known worldwide

    

  • @tjsaraiva given that you claim oyu live in the united kingdom and you're clearly not that imressed, why don't you go live somewhere else. Comments on the video are what are expected, required and applauded, not bigotted racial views.

  • @tjsaraiva cobblers, i didn't know, until you told me, that you've never met a hard working english man. I'd never even heard of you, and i've got a friend who i think has never heard of you either and doesn't know that you've never met a hard working english man. i don't think he does, i can ask him when i see him next week, but no probably not, he doesn't even know that bloke down the street that has the green vauxhall. how in blue blazes is he supposed to know who u have or haven't met?!

  • @tjsaraiva

    Tiny island nations don't rule half the planet if it's populated by lazy people.

    Good try though,

  • @1878EFC2008 Exactly - I think people have a chip on their shoulder about this! Also, I cannot understand how people are taking this so serriously! We take the piss out of ourselves all the time - do other nations really not do this or are people just so stupid they don't know this is a joke!?

  • @tjsaraiva Erm no it's not!

  • @tjsaraiva. really ? travelled much have you? or just another british hating moron whos knowledge of the world comes from the interenet as they havnt left school yet?

    Actually most South Africans are pretty decent people (AfriKaaners, mmm well) but of course im only speaking about the ones i Met there, not a generalisation like your statement. Ever Been to UK?

  • LOOOOL!!!! ive never met a nice Afrikaaner. They go on the Kafir thing a bit too much for my liking :D. Im wondering if i can make a song about them

  • For everyone bitching - I am paraphrasing Billy Connolly by saying either everything's okay to mock, or nothing is. Get over yourselves. As has been said, Spitting Image mocked everything.

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  • @mikedrummonds and he probably thinks you an incomplete dick - from a not very nice south african