Explaining Sports to Girls - Joe Fernandez

[guildmastersan]

So tired of this whole guys have to be into sports bullshit. I'm a guy and I find watching sports the most boring bloody thing on earth. How about reading a fucking book every now and again.

[leenonme23]

@guildmastersan shut the fuck up u fucking pussy

[gregiep]

"That's the pedophile box." lol

[SupaAmi]

Who cares about hockey?

[spacecowboy5000]

@SupaAmi Uh, millions of people. Duh.

[onepwnzoringnoob]

@SupaAmi apperently people from vancouver

[deathman1021]

@SupaAmi have you heard of vancouver?

[SupaAmi]

@deathman1021 No, I haven't. I've never heard of Canada or any Canadian cities. Please enlighten me.

[deathman1021]

@SupaAmi well canada is this country thats better than america in every conceivable way, we are slightly north of them, and vancouver, one of our cities recently had major riots due to the loss of a very important hockey game

[SupaAmi]

@deathman1021 Well I agree Canada in many ways is better than America. However I still think hockey is unbelieably boring. I know some people care about it, I happen to live in a country where hockey is quite popular.

[deathman1021]

@SupaAmi im not big on sports myself, but i will say that when forced to watch some due to circumstances at least its not baseball, that is the dullest, "game" ever concieved

[breeof2003]

its actually pretty sad when girls have to explain whats going on at sporting events to guys

[kadsawy]

If your gf believed you about the "pedophile-box," then that idiot is a keeper !! You could lie to her about anything...

[Gregd8888]

I hate women.

[senorchipotle]

terrible

[robm425]

I have heard this joke before and it wasn't from this comedian

[ieatnuggetswithafork]

J-E-S-U-S

[llJAD3ll]

L-A-S-T

[nyce2meetu]

E-L-E-V-E-N-T-H

[EstupedMexicanz]

N-I-N-T-H

[simon00001]

Love the bitch at ten seconds in who says "what, pffs" like shes saying every girl everywhere knows everything there is to know about sports.

[secludedeloquence]

@simon00001 it's true, not every girl everywhere knows everything there is to know about sports, but if you're the girl who grew up playing them, you're gonna take offense..

[bobwatters]

@secludedeloquence well its stupid to take offense if ur that one ackward tomboy that wanted to playfootball and somehow didnt turn out to be a butch lesbian. Its like if a girl said that guys know nothing about scrapbooking and some dude in the audiance took offense b,c he does that shit. In the huge majority of the time you gonna be right and when their is an exception you the exception not the norm so its still correct.

[secludedeloquence]

@bobwatters @bobwatters fair enough, i'm just not big on majority rules, and I know some really talented female athletes (that are heterosexual) who've had to prove themselves way too many times... generalizations are getting really old. just playing devil's advocate, thank you for your opinion!

[bobwatters]

@secludedeloquence haha well hey im not sayin girls cant be good athletes! There are plenty of girls that are really good athletes! But good at stuff like football and basketball is a litte diffrent anyways u seem nice so w/e u say is cool. Keep up the nice stuff or w/e i guess lol.

[secludedeloquence]

@bobwatters :) haha well thank you! I get that adjective a lot lol

[bobwatters]

@secludedeloquence haha well maybe thats a good thing

[lilgaything]

All below me are fags

[swiftdaggas]

S-I-X-T-H

[moviemanyafet]

F-I-F-T-H

[tikler92]

DaYUM!!! FOURTH

[tikler92]

F-H-O-U-R-T

[DontH8MeCauseUAintMe]

T-H-R-I-D

[spacealien101]

S-E-C-O-N-D

[MriBackup]

F-I-R-S-T