How to Dance like a White Guy *50% off DVDs Summer Sale*

[karjub1]

i wanna learn the point to the lord its so coool

[MaarekAabmets]

What's that damn song in the end? The one with the happy costumer after just one lesson, been looking for it EVERYWHERE!

[badsalad313]

0:56 you can see the immediate regret in her eyes

[ddrfreakownz]

My signature move is the Caucasian Clap.

[sheardelightful]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Norline17]

This is funny! Just enjoy without over analyzing XD

[tpt135]

I wanna know what song that is in the end!

lol

[randomocity3000]

i go to parties and bust these moves and make lots of friends

[reisefuxx]

I don't need those DVDs

[OneMillonAce]

hahahaha The Fat Rebel XD

[TheSololobo]

It's damn near impossible to do so many moves and not hit any right ones - not even by chance. It's like white people navigate their dance through and around rythm like a space ship navigates through and around asteroids, but with a blind fold. Amazing.

[StraightfromdaMV420]

Im white and i think whites in europe can dance much better than in the US and that is why u in the US say blacks dance better :O

[MADMAC572]

@StraightfromdaMV420 Oh yeah, Europeans are great dancers!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA... I lived in Europe for 18 years. You guys suffer from white mans disease just like the rest of it. Why is it Europeans are always so full of themselves?

[Kushmastaa1]

Im white and i can't dance for shit hahah

[unicornlunchbox]

omfg!...last night I left out a 'point' in 'the clap point point clap point point point clap and squat'...no wonder people were staring at me!

[AceKing2012]

The whitey hop is my shit!!!

[MagicBoterham]

Psychologist Dr Peter Lovatt of the University of Hertfordshire found that men between 35 and their sixties practise embarrassing dance moves to repel younger women.

'There is an evolutionary reason for this - you don't want 45-year-old men going off with 18-year-old women,' he said.

[TheNOLAMITE76]

hahahaha saw a few of these moves last night. I think I'm partial to the Whitey Hop though

[shhlisten]

Oh hell no

[usergroupX]

THIS IS RACIST!... and that's why it's sooooo damn funny.

[boomstick292]

the cracker squirm is definitely my style, gotta learn this shit

[VlaazProjects]

hahahahahahaha

[Gtbomb1]

lmfaoooooooooooooooooooo 

[txmom2boys]

I've been watching this for several years now. Easily one of my favorite videos on YouTube. Love the Point to the Lord! and Caucasian Clap! Like Sonny Bono, lol.

[TheWiseTeenGirl]

I'm ashamed to admit I've done a few of these moves... LOL

[JimmyTheKiller]

i dont find this racist, but tbh this is just "how to dance like an old person"

[TheMmmmmmm777]

wow what bigotry but its still funny!

[FrostiesFresh]

I wanna stick my dick in a big ole bowl of puddin'

[mystiqJ]

SMH....LOL

[gigichi9]

can't stop laughing.....><

[loupremo]

AWW HE GAVE HER HIS CONFEDERATE CAP...HOW SWEET

[knoxklay11]

Butthead: Uhuhuhuhuh... jerk. Uhuhuhuhuh

[LadyDragons3791]

hey, where is the sprinkler move, I did not see it there, is that a more advanced move... aww I wanted to learn that one LOL...

[antniemi]

Where is this bar and what nights do they do the same thing? I wanna go there!!

[godawgs347]

don't call this no matter how tempting it may be i knew it was fake but did it for fun. it's a sex line.....

[PinkFloydrulez]

I bet the honkey hump guy got laid as fuck that night

[sirscrotum]

Im gonna do the "Point to the Lord!!!"

[Trollinismyhobby1]

If anyone honestly finds this racist, man the fuck up! I'm white and this shit has me Rollin everytime I watch it!

[an083091]

@Trollinismyhobby1 thanks for having a sense of humor (-:

[MADMAC572]

@Trollinismyhobby1 I'm with you man. I'm actually a dance teacher, and I am white, and I often use the expression "man, you're looking like a white guy" when a guy is dancing like a dork. Are we as a society so up tight we can't even laugh at things that are really funny just because they're race based?

[johnnyrckt]

@Trollinismyhobby1 I have some shit that would make you laugh til you died.

[MADMAC572]

@Trollinismyhobby1 It's hillarious. I crack up every time - and I'm a dance instructor!

[RickyRecruit]

LOL at all the offended white people. You know with as much racist shit they say on the internet, you'd think they'd at least know how to take a joke.

[AntiRacismAndHateCom]

@RickyRecruit Most whites don't make those comments. If you think that all whites are racist or making racist comments, then guess who the true racist is.

[bertmustin]

When does the second DVD"How to swim like a black guy" come out?

[mccorny2007]

@bertmustin or run like a black guy

[guru1988510]

@bertmustin i guess it never made it cause when white was recording it, he thought he could save him then found out his dick weight as much as him and he died trying to save him? does that answer your question?

[bertmustin]

@guru1988510

I just knew something like that would happened.

[guru1988510]

@bertmustin dont worry man just take the pill the best one is called sizehalfofblack, lol this white girl told me she never had a black guy, and all her friend told her that black guys really do have big, you know, i was like its not that we have big u know, i said you believe it so much you feel things that are in your mind, you know... lol but hey if white people can get the smart thing wait the asians took that in 1980's uhh if white people can take the craziest, we gotta have something, lol

[ArturoA9790]

I can't wait till this shit hits my mailbox.. I can't wait to do the Cracker Squirm.. The Fat Rebel.. The Clap Point Point Clap Point Point Point Clap Point and Squat... Best purchase EVEEEER!!

[guru1988510]

@ArturoA9790 dude you know you can download it on limewire... lol

[AfterIifes]

Dont mess with him in the Club =0

[AfterIifes]

if this was real...i would literally order it....

[MosesHightower]

i bought this video for my grandparents as an an x-mas gift. next thing you know my g-mother is on crutches after getting carried away with & not following the warning in small print for "the hip breaker"...

[daggerls]

The point to the looord

[romanticrobozombie]

You forgot the robot...

[GunterJPN]

The Point to the Lord is my favorite.

Anyone notice the mailing address? Too good!

[AmericanGangster2012]

And they say Black ppl can't dance...

[1Mastermind1990]

@coolasacoldsummer ...wtf

[1Mastermind1990]

@coolasacoldsummer lol, says the guy who said someone has no soul.

[1Mastermind1990]

@coolasacoldsummer obvious troll is obvious

[wasted42db]

Haha point to the lord

[lovekillsslowly420]

@coolasacoldsummer oh sure they do...I think

I'm a half white and I was blessed with all of these sweet moves naturally...why is it that we can laugh at other and even at our selves but as soon as someone of another race laughs its no longer funny but offensive? it's a joke white ppl,it's funny we can all laugh together with no mean words or hurt feelings. smile

[lovekillsslowly420]

literally lol and the comments are just as funny

[sporky69]

Teach me how to Fat Rebel!

[Ryan0o08]

@SesyiDustiaa538 sure ;)

[aquarianbabe]

You're a mean disco honkey...LMAO!!

[poobrothers]

osama is DEAD!

[nonginger]

was that a kurtis blow spoof at the end?

[JohnAutopsy]

@coolasacoldsummer you know, have is just a synonym of possess

[ironfist0123456]

1:06 name of song ?

[216boy1]

wow white people are embarrissing.

[lovekillsslowly420]

@216boy1 you know,we think so too

[brokendogs1]

The honkey hump!!! hahaha

[19xTaticalx11]

yeah they dont show my favorite dance move make the black guy dance while shooting at his feet good old american classic

[ImNotCrazy44]

duuudddddeeeeeee i can totally do the clap and point! =D

[MrUltimateSuperior]

Damn it!!! the number didn't work -.-

[ThePooppantsman]

I'm white and this is the best ever. I want want to point to the lord!!!

[MsSandralicious]

I love it ! :D :D ;D ;:D !!!!

[knicks3085]

417 people dance like a black guy.

[AlyMC13]

ahaha best video EVER!!!!

[Lipsandass]

I had to watch this again!!!! I love it!

[BitternessBarbie94]

I will be doing the cracker squirm till the day I die!

[orangegold1]

The point to the Lord is the best..

[redownse]

I tried to order and they rejected my HITLER-card. :(

[Conspiracyknowledge]

the whitey hop. oh lord. i just had to show that one to my whole family. this shit is just too much for me.

[wannagethit44]

haha call the number is a phone sex hotline haha

[mitchyballoza]

Watched this too many times it's awsome!!

[Section8Studios]

point to the lord is my favorite... Radel always impress the ladies with that one.

[AAAleader]

For the last guy, it didnt count. He was already white :D you faggots.... he already knew how to dance like a white guy! :D

[DanielHero12]

this is hilarious LOL

[biljard100]

Where did you get this first music?:D 0:07 - 0:45

[philly1537]

cant dance fo shhhhheeet

[crgMCF]

I love the address at 1:29

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[Im4allguns]

This video is funnier everytime I see it! The comments are even funnier, people calling it racist, white guys poking fun at whites, stereotypes ARE based on fact. Sure I can't spin on my head & get my groove on, but I don't care, I'm too busy eating Spam & Mayo! Where's Jesse Jackson & Al Sharpton when we need them? Why no White History Month or WET(White Entertainment television)? I feel so left out of all the fun calling everybody racists. I'm so offended I just may need my diaper changed.

[1284Brown]

the clap, point point, clap, point point point, clap, point and squat is my favorite. I'll try that in the club next time

[jakohar97]

im not no whiny black dude

[cityofliverpool]

This aint racist its funny i am a honky

[Butteryjam]

The guy doing the caucasian clap really puts effort into it. If youra actually offended by the term cracker you are a fool nobody gives a shit especially when it's this funny!

[masterpiece155]

those are some good moves.....the move just like me!!

[HellaHungAdventures]

HILARIOUS-Love the spoof rap at the end;D

[babbling0o0vale]

The "Clap Point Point Clap Point Point Point Clap Point and Squat" will always be one of my favorites for sure.

[Drake1986]

lmao

[bmiller050]

THE FAT REBEL!!! HAHAHA thats the best one

[MrSexylcecream]

get this racist shit off youtube

[FlameBaiter]

this is racist. flagged.

[3390974]

lmaoo muthafuckaz on here cant dance true shit white cant dance.

[Ramel34]

I'm going to club this week so I can try the over the shoulder point shake and shrug.

[buffalosoldier90]

0:01 skip the Allstate bullshit

[Im4allguns]

Hilarious video,what a riot! I dare someone to reverse roles without being deemed a racist, bigot, hater, or 'politically incorrect'. Hard working, heterosexual, white, Christian men don't stand a chance. We have to work to pay the way for gays, atheists, women & minorities while they whine about being treated 'unfairly'. If they had it our way, they'd quickly change their minds. We don't make excuses & cry like infants because others hurt our feelings(those things you outgrow at a young age).

[1284Brown]

@Im4allguns

This video was created by white guys. What's with all this complain about minorities can make racist jokes, etc yet whites can not do the same blah blah. You guys claim you do not complain, you sure doing alot of it right now especially in a video created by three of your own, three white guys. Go to their website and see the authors of the video. Why bash minorities for it. smh.

[Im4allguns]

@1284Brown It doesn't matter who made it or who it's directed at. IT'S FUNNY! I'm not complaining at all, I'm laughing. You just proved my point that it's a simple fact that if it was aimed at minorities from any others, including other minorities, someone would get their feelings all 'hurt' (something most people outgrow by age 12) & cry "racism" at the slightest notion it was directed to them (even though it's not 99% of the time). Geez, can't anyone take a joke any more???

[1284Brown]

@Im4allguns

I love how you keep stating. It's funny yet underneath that complain. Honestly, either you are in denial or you have no idea what complain means. Almost all whites that replied did exactly what you did (I find it kinda ironic that different people are doing the exact same thing yet they supposedly do not complain). They complain and then mask it off as but "the video is funny though" comment. My father is white so i'm very very aware how much whites complain.

[Im4allguns]

@1284Brown What am I "complaining" about? Please enlighten me. How can you take a funny video of whites mocking ourselves & somehow pervert it into racism? I don't understand, did you even watch it? If there's a racist component to it, it's toward whites, so why all the whining? The blacks & the mexicans down the street call one another 'racist' terms, so why can't whites? You couldn't have proved the point I was making any better! Thanks! It's STILL funny, thanks DamnShow!

[1284Brown]

@Im4allguns

Read the replies. All non-whites wrote it's funny, wrote the part they found funny and moved on. You and few other whites weirdly did the exact same thing. You all commented it's funny but twisting into something else by mentioning watch once the table is switched to minorities, we would be called racist, blah blah. Many of whites wrote that. That's complaining. It's irrelevant to the video but somehow it's dragged into the video.

[Im4allguns]

@1284Brown I'm sorry if I sound as though I'm complaining, I assure you I'm not. I just gave my truth-based opinion about what would've happened had the tables been turned.

As Larry The Cable Guy would say, "That's funny, I don't care who you are."

[1284Brown]

@Im4allguns

I never mentioned it as racism, neither is my comment focusing on the video. It's focused on your comment, you implying that i'm seeing it as racism. No, i'm not. I'm seeing it as a complain. Making the assumption that I'm seeing at the video as racism even though i mentioned i found this video funny just because i targeted your comment is also a complain.

[1284Brown]

@Im4allguns

I think it defects the whole purpose of your comment based on the fact Damnshow do alot of videos making fun of minorities. Some complain but majority laugh about it and noone tried to twist it around into something else.

[JEDI7ACEN]

Wool Sweater  Swag! 1:06 This right here!

[JEDI7ACEN]

Fuk ya'll haters! The guy at 1:06 on was killing it! Add some auto tune and it will be as big any of Wayne or Souja 's records.

[TheCheddar008]

yes minorities can get away with it......pay back bitches

[walexia]

okay seriously  "the Caucasian clap"??? rofl

[CsmFun11]

it couldnt go the other way and be funny hahahahaa great video

[camstheman1]

The clap point point clap point point point clap point and squat! LMFAO!

[Reese702]

@N9Nz this video was produced by white guys, get a sense of humor! Lighten up and enjoy the video.

[Reese702]

@N9

[mytube445]

lol, I needed this laugh. Happy New Year youtube 2011

[EricSchwin22]

@N9Nz....racist? Come on dude, can you take a joke? It doesn't matter what color you are anyway, anyone can dance real good if they put forth the effort, but come on man!! This is just a joke, it's entertaining.

Don't get offended too much man...LOL

[N9Nz]

This is soooo racist!, this is only available to Black people, cuz only black people have rhythm

[Reese702]

@linzeloo1 ...I know that's right! I like that, LOL!

[linzeloo1]

Gahh I'm so glad to be white ;) I don't believe either race is better than another, I just know I rock & that's all that matters to me!

[sHORtstUfF46222]

ama try the clap point clap point point clap point and squat :D jajaja i love dis!!

[BexyJ1989]

loool. i'm white and this is bloody hilarious, the caucasian clap and the honky hump had me laughing loool :) its all good fun :)

[Shabungo92]

Damn, I thought the Honky Hump wasn't well known. I guess I'll have to find another move to bust out this weekend at the club.

[junglepoppa]

Stupid honkeys!!!!

[nevawrong]

LOOOOOOOOOOOL LOL LOL LOL

this video is just to damn hilarious !!! LMAO ., LOL LOL LOL : )

[canubelieve]

Fucking hilarious shit!

[Reese702]

@junglepoppa....will do

[lapuctaify]

hahahahahahahahaah fat rebel

[blackesteyes13]

Is Bumpers still open any more?

[junglepoppa]

Everyone has accepted that while people can't dance or run as well as black people. Why doesn't everyone accept that black people are generally less intelligent than white's? It's a fact. When factoring out socio-eco status, culture, language etc, black people just fall short. Silly negros.

[123shawntae]

@junglepoppa lol.. and that white poeple have little dicks, so they cant have sex either.. they usually are rather dump also( surfer dude, blond chick)..

[thecomicdog]

@123shawntae dump?

[junglepoppa]

@123shawntae Me rest me case mon.

[123shawntae]

@junglepoppa sorry for the typing error i mean dumb.. also known as stupid, not smart..Whatever you want to call it. Either way blacks are better at everything, so you might want to wake that case up dude..

[junglepoppa]

@123shawntae I know. I'm just jealous.

[123shawntae]

@junglepoppa Well hey I didnt say all that.. but I would be to, so I dont blame you :)

[jdymes101101]

@123shawntae yeah, they are better at being unemployed, smoking crack, serving prison time, blowing any amount of money in a small amount of time, dropping out of school, smelling funny, getting chapped lips, whining about everything, being lazy, etc...............

[123shawntae]

@jdymes101101 and also Sex,sports, kissing, dancing, cooking, managing, getting money, using money, dressing, matching, singing, etc....

[jdymes101101]

@123shawntae and apparently lying

[123shawntae]

@jdymes101101 Well most tend to be a little more sneaky..

[BexyJ1989]

@jdymes101101 who is this aimed at?? x

[cluckyclucky]

@junglepoppa Well whites should accept that Asians literally own them in damn near everything.

[junglepoppa]

@cluckyclucky Except for dancing...

[cluckyclucky]

@junglepoppa Actually Asians are dominating the hip hop dance world. Ever hear of Kaba Modern and Jabbawockeez?

[junglepoppa]

@cluckyclucky Mmmm no. No I haven't.

[1Mastermind1990]

@junglepoppa less intelligent? YEt you didn't do the research to know that the person who made this video was white? I guess you have never heard of The Damn Show. If we're less intelligent, what does this situation make you?

[Reese702]

@madmaniac420 I'll think about those statistics while your wife is sucking my black dick.

[scottishboomerang]

@Reese702 LOL

[junglepoppa]

@Reese702 Black guys can't think. But enjoy my wife, anyhow.

[madmaniac420]

Hey Black people may score much much lower then white people on I.Q. tests across the world, but at least a seemingly decent majority of them can dance better then a large majority of white people. True.

[1Mastermind1990]

@madmaniac420 You do know this was made by a white guy? I guess you never heard of the Damn Show, and I bet that statistic about I.Q.s doesn't apply to you...

[lovemelongtimeAA]

lolllllll, sooo funny! There are enough white guy's who have cool dancemoves, but this video makes me laugh

[usertube1101]

The cracker squirm is my specialty.

[YohAshakura]

lmao "The Caucasian Clap" is the funniest one, lol

[darkangel7r]

i rotflol everytime i watch this, and i've seen it liek a million times!! :)

[Reese702]

@Tbag30 while you're posting racist comment, you fail to see this was created and produced by white guys, not by blacks. Get a life and get a grip.

[frantowntyson]

409 people are white supremacists that get easily offended

this is awesome!

[Tbag3O]

Still better than all that damned baboon boogie y'all niggers be doin.

[grimdrummer07]

@Tbag3O im white....but u must be a racist cracker...lol...fucking racist cracker ass punk bitch...i would shoot u for being white if i knew who and where u were. good luck in life being a punk ass. peace and grease. hahaahaha

[1Mastermind1990]

@Tbag3O u mad?

[AJasinski3]

as a white person i find this hilarious but if it were black people and they were using slang terms for black people like they did for white people, people would be going crazy. white people just dont care if people diss them.

[Keepskatin]

@AJasinski3 Teach me to dance like a hicker please.

[Raku109]

@AJasinski3 dats because white people aren't a minority

[eseleaka]

@AJasinski3 Im black but i totally second that

[123shawntae]

@AJasinski3 UMM. can you read???.. the people on the comments are going crazy..

[piratanic13]

@AJasinski3 it is because black people waas abused for many years. I know this is not the best example but if someone tells you a rape joke you wouldn´t care, but if you were raped you wouldn´t find the joke funny.

[ASacredSpirit]

@AJasinski3 you sure about that? Go check out their other vids.