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  • AL , YOUR'E AMAZING! I WOULD HAVE BIG $1000

  • booing my part of the country ಠ_ಠ.  How can support booing America?

  • STUART SAVES HIS FAMILY

  • i like your video..they are awesome :)

  • Video = win.

    Booing Texas = win within a win.

  • colorado was too big and kansas too small. im practising this so you cant ask me to do it. plus im from UK

  • He forgot Alaska and Hawaii

  • I'd like to see Bachmann do that!

  • @sprouse9 I'd like to see Bachman even name the 50 states.

  • I own the map from this vid and it was definitely not traced.

  • It's definitely tracing paper lol

  • Give him props for this. Still on the top 100 of geekiest geeks ever.Along with 80 other lib thinkers and 10 way to the far right thinkers. That and the other 9 dumbasses reading this.

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  • That's gdamn impressive ! Nice job Al !

  • I wonder if ANY other senator can do this!

  • florida really does look like america's penis. with partial wood

  • @hebber1961: The gap near Texas looks like America's vagina.

  • I will admit, my feelings were hurt when they booed Texas. lol.

  • Well as long as the former president did it, then everything the current one does is ok right?

  • All traced. Hard to see unless your within a foot or so of it! What a looser and all the naive libeals that voted for him!

  • @DavidKC53 Are you saying the other guy was better? I just wanna be clear on that.

  • Classic if the guy holding the poster was named "Easel"

  • He also tells jokes and does balloon tricks. And he's available for birthday parties.

  • The real tragedy is why this ability is so extraordinary. Most Americans should be able to draw the states. The other pile of ignorance is that only 7% of Americans can name the first four presidents in order. I learned all 36 (at the time) in order in fifth grade.

    On the other hand, I don't think a mindless naming of the states helps either. One should be able to name the states by region.

    How many lawyers can name the nine justices on the Supreme Court? I've yet to find one!

  • Who gives a fuck that this assclown can draw the states? I wish to God we could get a real senator.

  • @fruticetum You cared, that's why you watched it. It's really impressing.

  • OMG, I look terrible in this. The light is really shining off of my head in this video. That said, I have to laugh every time I see it.

  • this guy is a clown...go Minnie Soda!

  • Al Franken Draws the United States of America.

    glenn beck can only draw 'us versus them'.

  • What a great campaign tool.

  • Franken is either really fuckin' sharp, or practiced at this (weird), or a cheater.

  • @Yowzarrific number 3

  • @StarfireEKS How so?

  • Obviously there are huge racists on both sides. That's not I was arguing with. I was arguing with your idiotic assertion that Democrats were against the civil rights movement. In actuality, only a minority of them were, and most of them became Republicans. You're just acting like a moron here, probably because you're still butt sore that Bush proved himself to be one of our worst presidents of all time.

  • @firegod001 Sorry, dipshit, the honor of being the worst President belongs to your false prophet, lying Obama. You posses a full two thirds the intellect of a Lima Bean.

  • .. With all the dynasties in govt. lately; I think we're going backwards to monarchies&Empires. It's time for a change in WHO goes to congress. Let the Senators be lawyers and hot shots w/pull&push influence.No Problem..........But congress? We need regular PEOPLE in there. Housewives/Mothers......Cooks, Janitors, heck even cops. The intellectual elite are becoming too arrogant. And the rich aren't content after all....they want more. And DONT serve the interest of the NATION..but their buddies.

  • Franken 2012!

  • If it were not for the laughs this guy generates, I would cry. Does anyone in congress know what is going on? I hope he does. In any case, it must be discouraging for an honest American to run for office, realizing the money it takes, only to be finally elected and realize what a lopsided place it is to work in the public interest. You either play ball their way or not at all. Trying to change the system from within is nearly impossible. Try it from the outside!

  • Franken is a disrespectful @ass. What are they smoking in Minn.? Franken, Ventura?

  • Oh boy! He can follow scetch lines!! Lets vote for him to be Senator!! LOL!

    Stupid libnuts!!!!!!!

  • @flyboymd82 - he's been sketching it free-hand for over 30 years. We know you can't spell, but could you even name the 50 states?

  • @Bobob49 Awe whats wrong? Did I insult your election stealing comedian buffoon?

    Free-had for over 30 years? What an acheivement! Senator material FOR SURE!! LOL!

  • impressive

  • Yeah like there's no line behind the paper he's following!! You fuckin libtard's will fall for anything!! You morons thought Obama was a "messiah"!! Braindead RETARDS!!

    Franken is an election stealing FRAUD!

    How fucking STUPID ARE YOU PEOPLE??

  • @fuklibs Now you're confusing retard... sorry republicans with democrats. And Obama has created 5million jobs in 1 year as opposed to Bush 3million jobs created and 10 million jobs lost in 8 years. Get your head out of your ass and stop listening to fixed noise(fox "news"). You sound like a republican sheep, they say jump and you ask how high. Throw the kool-aid in the garbage and start thinking for yourself.

  • @baldurus1 LMAO!!! In june alone we LOST 37,000 jobs you retard! Unemployment is at 10%! It was at 3.6%when Bush left office! Where do you get your facts, the Huffington Post??

    God you people are stupid! Like I said, you sheep will fall for anything!

  • @fuklibs Wow another who gets his "facts" from fixed noise, check out gather.com/viewImage.action?fi­leId=3096224746219130

  • @baldurus1 Yeah you go watch Olberdouche & Madcow for your "news" dimwit, the tabloid TV news agency! LOL!

    FOX is the ONLY news left that actually reports the TRUTH. Sucks for you libtards huh??

  • @fuklibs Hahahahahah... thats the funniest thing i have seen in a loooong while. Thanks you made my day. :)

  • @fuklibs Really, do you even watch the news. You just posted this garbage a week ago while Fox News was busy rushing out another story before getting their facts straight. Does the name Shirley Sherrod ring a bell? They spent a whole day accusing this woman of being a racist based on some edited footage. This perfectly goes to show you don't have a clue as to what's "the TRUTH" and what's not.

  • @Dmon3y604 LOL! FOX didn't air a WORD about her until AFTER Obama fired her you idiot!

    If you watch the entire video of that cunt, you'll find out that she's more of a racist than the edited portion of the tape shows! The rest of the tape is EVEN MORE DAMNING! She's a racist cunt!

    BTW, Breitbarts intent was to show the reaction of the racist NAACP members when she said she wasn't going to help the White Farmer and thats what he did! Get it? They all laughed!

    WHO doesn't have a clue? YOU!

  • @fuklibs

    All you Repubs have is your foul mouth language and yelling about nothing. You are so jealous of the Dems and what they can achieve where your party have never achieved a thing! Name one Repub. person that ever did anything for the good of this country. Anything!!!

  • @063637981 - Theodore Roosevelt & Abe Lincoln but your point is taken. It has been awhile. The Reblican Party is suffering from cancer at the moment.

  • @fuklibs

    Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that Fox News have the biggest liars and that has been proven over and over again. They are pits! 

  • @063637981 LOL! Name ONE lie from FOX news jerkoff. MSNBC/CNN does it all the time.

    I guess Reagan recovering our economy from the Obama of the 1970's(Jimmy Carter for idiots like you)Wasn't a good thing? I guess Reagan destroying the Soviet Union & dropping the Berlin wall wasn't a good thing? I guess ending slavery, giving us the voting rights act & the Civil rights act weren't good things?(Democrats fought all those things BTW. Bush keeping us from getting attacked again? LMAO! PWND!

  • @fuklibs It is nice to see an arguement that I oppose but can respect. Rare is any kind of comment with actual intelligence posted on Youtube. Also you have to admit drawing that map is a neat talent.

  • @cwestsupporter Thanks for the respect. I HIGHLY doubt he's doing that freehand though. I'd bet the faint outlines are there for him to trace........ 

  • @fuklibs That's a bunch of bullshit. First of all, with the slavery thing, demos and repubs were reversed back then. The Republicans were the progressives, and now you morons are living in the past. Wake up, for crying out loud. As far as Civil Rights goes, that's just a lie, solely based on the racist southern Democrats who opposed their party's stance on civil rights and turned into Republicans. You LOSE. Try again.

  • @firegod001 LMAO!! Thanks I needed a good laugh!! I love when you libnuts all say "the partys were reversed back then".......LOL! Tell it to Al Gores daddy & Robert(KKK grand wizard)Byrd, both Democrats who led the longest filibuster in American history against the civil rights act!!

    You dispicable retards of the left refuse to take responsibility for anything. Just like Obama, large & in charge but blames all problems on Bush, yet takes credit when something DOES go right.

    Pathetic!

  • @fuklibs yeah you tell 'em. Things were perfect until Obama took office. Everyone had jobs and no wars and no taxes. The banks never got bailed out and everyone had proper health insurance. Now Obama takes over and starts a war and gets filibustered anytime he does anything.

  • Great to finally see a politician that looks, acts, walks, and talks like us. Franken would be easily approachable at a family barbecue.

    Thanks Al.

  • I'm from Minnesota, and his first joke is true.

  • Franken's hero? FDR! who surrendered all of Eastern Europe to Stalin, whose reign of terror may have killed 8 times as many people as Hitler. And, of course, like Gore and Obama, Stalin was nominated for that lovely Nobel Peace Prize, that Holy Grail of liberal bigots...From Roosevelt in WWII to the Democrats in the 70's that broke their promise to support the S Vietnamese after US GI's all but won the war, you can bank on liberals to sell the world out to socialism & tyranny.

  • This is amazing

  • The amazing thing in this video is the level of disrespect he shows for other US citizens by claiming the Western Plain states have too many votes, encouraging boo's when drawing Texas, and reffering to the state of Texas as where the "brown eyed people" live. All from a U.S. Senator*

  • @noad0201 Too many electoral college votes based on population. As in over represented. Don't know if its true or not but if it is its not disrespectful to want equal representation.

  • @noad0201

    Touchy touchy. I'm from Texas, and I totally laughed. This guy is a comedian, not just a senator.

    Personally, I boo my own state sometimes, but that doesn't mean I don't love it. Lighten up, man.

  • Liberls suck! Franken's a comedian not no daggone senetor! Our guberment is corrupt! Go Palin! I gots guns! Damn Mexicans. Dey tuk er jerbs! Amerika fuck yeah! If'n you don't like it den just leave! I eat glue!

  • @NeoConsREvil Being sarcastic? Your statement is correct though. What's with the aweful spelling?

  • @NeoConsREvil deee tuk eeeeeerrrrrrrr jjjjjjrrrrrrrbbbbbbsssssss.

  • wow lol

  • Franken should stick to comedy and dot 2 dot pictures because he is a terrible Senator.

  • @dahoss2x Amen to that.

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  • Al Frankin has no class, because he is an ignorant condescending asshole that doesn't even deserve his position as senator!!!!

  • why?

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  • Al Franken is great. We need more comedians in Congress and fewer jokers.

  • @eyarbroughzone, great! He drew the US of A, something we did in the 4th grade. Still better than Obama's '57' states.

    Al Franken likes gerbils inside of his person.

  • @eyarbroughzone You are....a...fucking....idiot...­.no we need people who say one thing then get what they said done the whole god dam government is corrupt like everything eventually becomes.......if only this country had a big old "RESET" button for it's politicians

  • @x209sfinestx It does have a reset button. The first 2 paragraphs of the Declaration of Independence which states we the people have a right and duty to abolish any form of Government that is destructive to our liberties and rights. That also entails revocation of those in violations.

  • @denalaurens Yeah but does anyone have the balls to do so? I think not....

  • @x209sfinestx We do have a reset button for politicians. The people have the legal and Constitutional authority and power to revoke the authorities, powers, positions and titles from all those elected who violate the Constitution and abolish the illegal fascist totalitarian form of govt. they created.

  • @x209sfinestx 1ST 2 paragraphs of the declaration of Independence and throughout the Federalist Papers. The People's Declaration to Revoke and Abolish is already written and the national public reading will read soon. This is the chance for the people to assert their authorities finally and order the removal of those listed in violations and order that destructive form of encroaching govt. be abolished and our govt. country and our liberties restored.

  • @denalaurens Yeah....i say fuck the whole government jesus it's just a whole clusterfuck of corruptness

  • @x209sfinestx Exactly. What we need to do is throw them all out and reposess the govt., which our founders said is our right and duty. It is treason and insurrection to go up against a just govt., but when it's the govt. violating the tranquility and liberties of the people, it is not treason, but a legal necessity.

  • I wish our politicians had a sense of humor that is more modern and not at all dry like Mr. Franken.

  • Franken is cool

  • @tryss No, cool is reserved for basically good people.

  • @tryss He could draw British Columbia and hook Alaska on it. In 1869, BC barely voted to join Canada on the promise of a railroad.

  • Alaska and Hawaii FAIL....he just about drew the USA. As all politicians though.......FAIL

  • @dellamalo earth to delmatodouche...you're a moron, and probably a Repiglicking a-hole too?!

  • Very witty "irishpoet" maybe Uncle Al can draw you up a job.

  • @mstaff657 aaah, msstiff shows just what a Repig retard she is...again!!!

  • WoW very impressive the man could draw, seems hitler was a artist too must run in the genius i wanna tell you what to think and how to live gene. lol

  • @TheStrazy Did you see the lines underneath?

    Come on!!!

  • Who cares..its not that impressive ..

  • That was pretty impressive. But damn, politicians and their followers are nuts.

  • parlor tricks != leadership

  • lol at Al saying " I don't know about you, but I'm incredibly impressed"

    That dude is one smart motherfucker

  • Tell me the idiot son, George, could have done this!

  • WOW, COCAINE MAKES YOU AN ARTIST

  • every US senator should be able to draw that same map to prove their worth.

  • @abdool1972 Yes, that would definitely prove they are capable of being a US Senator!

  • FRANKEN RULES. Great skill on the map!

  • Man... this reminds me of when we had to draw the entire world on a blank map in geography class - almost 200. Just the US states seems easy after that.

  • did you go to a magnate school?

  • What is with the imaginary lake implanted in the North part of Washington State? Please fix it.

  • you know to piss off a conservative??.....Vote in a black president.

  • @planetdarwin your an idiot im a conservative and i don't really mind that our president is black. I actually think its a good thing we have a black president ... hopefully black people wont blame the white man so much ... hahahah

  • re: BornAlone

    Good point. Then you get that my comment was sarcastic. It was a mocking response to a comment (which is now hidden) which said "How do you piss off an atheist? Say Merry Christmas!"... which is completely untrue and generalizing, thus the ridiculous level of generalization in my comment about black presidents.

  • @planetdarwin Oh, i see , Sorry for calling you an "Idiot".

  • @planetdarwin You suck. The answer is vote in corrupt Presidents and congress.

  • @planetdarwin

    A gay one with his first dude is next hahahahahhaha

  • @planetdarwin

    So all opposition is race driven, that is the last shot you have? Let's see the respond to that statement in November.

  • @planetdarwin You know how to kill your majority? Go crazy with spending, pay no attention to the economy, go on vacation more times then bush, fuck up a response to a disastrous oil spill, increase the amount of troops in Afghanistan, and pass a couple of bailouts.

    Vote the bums out

  • Go crazy with spending: Yeah, Bush did that.

    Pay no att to economy: Yep, Bush did that too.

    More vacation: Sorry, not possible, Bush took over 900 DAYS of vacation, Obama hasn't even been in office that long.

    Disaster: Katrina, NATURAL disaster that we could see coming weeks and days ahead of time.

    Increase troops: .........Who started the pointless wars in the first place?

    Pass Bailouts: Bailouts were under Bush, DERP!

    Seems like the bums were already voted out.

  • @pbmdh Yes they were. Very smart of you to connect the dots like that. Liberal strategy #1 = Blame bush for everything, but what you seem to forget is that all real conservatives/libertarians disliked bush's governing too (hence the 16% approval rating)

    Bush did that bush did that. Yeah well all he did is irrelevant now because Obama's done it times 10.

  • @pbmdh And they took over in 06 & 08. And now they're coming back. I hope you understand that they're all the same

  • @crobarus

    Oh, I do understand that. There are some people who are true to the people, but for the most part, they are all corporate shills.

  • most the liberals I know LOVE Christmas. Presents, songs about baby Jesus, sparkling grape juice, trees, cheesy TV specials, the whole thing. So, in conclusion, STFU.

  • Please stop giving politicians silly nicknames. Oduma, really?

  • @dozerman09 He's not a congressman, he's a senator. I guess everyone knows that conservatives don't know shit about politics.

  • lol, "Oduma" You could at least come up with something creative, if you have to at all. Or maybe even spell "dumb" right. and yes, Al Franken is a senator, not a congressman.

    there is no excuse for your stupidity

  • @smsteve888

    The senate is part of congress.

  • You should see his balloon act! Freakin genuis.

    He's also available for parties.

    Minnesota - home of former wrestlers and now clowns.

  • He's tracing from something behind the piece of paper.

  • based on the shape of Montana and Nebraska, I believe that you are incorrect. IMHO

  • No, he is not. Franken is just that scary smart..which tends to frighten righwingers!

    I saw him do it live, and I can assure you he can do it w/o any tracing. Grow a brain.

  • by throwing these three losers out"

  • Haha booing Texas and I liked his joke that explained why Minnesota is windy

  • hey scrfce heres a joke a about Bush.

    The year is 2006. George Bush, Laura Bush, and Dick Cheney are in a jet heading to France.

    George W. Bush says "I could make one person happy if I threw a one hundred dollar bill out of this plane"

    "I bet you I can make ten people happy by throwing ten ten dollar bills" said Dick Cheney

    "I can top that. I can make one hundred people happy if I throw out 100 1 dollar bills. "

    Finally the pilot says " I can make 6 billion people happy

  • ha thats funny it took me a while to get it but thats one of the best bush jokes ive ever heard

  • Ohhhh, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!!!!!! Isn't it funny to make jokes about murdering the President!!! You really are a funny guy!!! To joke about murdering someone because you don't like their politics is hysterical...

  • dude the joke included the pilot being annoyed with Dick Cheney, and the Bushes. he was joking about throwing them out. God Damn getta grip on urself.

  • So you're saying throwing three people out of a plane somehow ISN'T murdering them?

    ??????

    Really?

  • just shut up. You just ruined a joke. I just explained it to you.

  • Yes, the joke was that you think it's funny that the Entire Planet would be happy if Bush and Cheney jumped off a plane and died.

    You think the murder of Bush and Cheney is comedy. Just admit that's what your joke is. Don't backpedal now. Admit you're a sadist who wishes death on those you disagree with politically...

  • Al, I love you man, but how could you dis my state of South Dakota?

  • HAHAHA .....hes funny! I like him

  • It is not traced. There are hundreds if not thousands of witnesses to that fact. Franken is well-known for doing these maps free-hand at many public events. That's why he jokes about "this is the last one I'll ever do." If it were traced, you wouldn't see the obvious distortions.

  • He traced it. How hard is that ?

  • I hate how people are so critical of his drawing. I bet most people could not even do one state let alone a country.

  • I'm from Texas. I'm sad that they booed.

  • it's okay, me too. besides to most of us minnesota is nothing but a frozen wasteland composed solely of bland boring midwestern anglos. most americans pretty brutally stereotype us more than we do them anyways.

  • It weird, living in Houston in Texas. I like Obama, I have no party I agree all the way with, I don't go to church, and I don't own a horse. lol I'm just a one woman stereotype buster.

  • 1)He is over 30 years old, (2) He has been a United States Citizen for over 9 years, and(3) He is a Citizen of Minnesota

    You think you can do better? Meet the prerequs and go run against him.

  • Good thing hes doing a great job

  • Traced for the win... ;]

  • why's NE why so small...look at ohio

  • Wow. I bet Obamer couldn't do this.

    

    Franken should be President because of it. And stuff.

  • good job!

  • WOW!!! Freehand and from memory. And Norm Coleman thought that he was the better american because??????

    Of course Ann Coulter would say that he has only had tons of practice so he can sell all the good secrets to the Russians (who are too broke to do anything with it now and quite frankly can find a map on their own but there's no accounting for sanity for the gop- hense bachman beck and the like)

  • HAHAHA true. i don't know why you have seven thumbs down and were marked as spam. the obama lovers. don't want you to be heard.

  • Obama is scary because he's black.

  • He's as white as he is black.

  • A+ in geography.

    UW hows he on healthcare?

    Does he believe in "We the People & healthcare as a Human Right"?

    or is he a ForProfit CorporateCannibal!?

    From a concerned citizen

  • He, like every forward looking intelligent person is definitely a we the people camp

  • We'll see, Most Senators are CorporateLapDogs! HR676 only has handfull of Senators & >100 Congressman! That's almost 500 against Nat'l. HealthCare & pro CorpWelfare!

  • He believes... def not a corporate whore

  • I have to say I'm impressed

  • I doubt that norm coleman could even draw an image of just MN. Al is brilliant. Have a great career in D. C., Al. Make MN look smart for having elected you, fair and square.

  • And Michelle Bachman couldn't even draw her own name...

  • LOL That's quite likely.