Channel Nine - Loto Loto !

[PottsPunto]

Jacksey!

[Shadowthrone08]

This reminds me of every single video I ever watched in high school Spanish class.

[TheHasanMurat]

Poutremos Poutra Putremos, sounds like every Greek i know.

[angiegenius]

1:02 sminky pinky

[pmassive]

Can't help thinking the Loto Loto is rigged...

[camfroghoofy]

Chinky chinky chinkanta chinkanta canto canta canta chingenta pentos !!!

But the host says ," Chinky chinky chinquenta chinquanta chango changa changanga changa chinquento pentos.

Someones lying !!!!!!

[zarkbot88]

JACKSIE....my fav. British swear word ever!

[HMSa77]

Grappa da balls.. xDDD

[evelyneverettgreen]

genius- this made up language sounds like an amalgam of Greek, Polish and Portuguese...

[jmemwebshow]

nice to see you to see you nice

[duncr]

Fantastico!

[joebananas113]

like 4 acorns

[Impulze08]

The description says Paola Pink but he says Fisch?

[liamevans]

Jacksie!

[BigAndTall666]

Grabba ze balls!  :-D

[MrCulcul]

frtgeat

[gjk1965]

Its a comedy..what does it matter if you can see the balls before theyre drawn! ?

is grundie a retard or something ?

[grundie]

@gjk1965 Wow, I never realised it was a comedy(!)

Maybe seeing the balls before they are drawn is part of the bloody joke?

[stegorm]

@grundie humourless plonker, the fast show was the greatest thing on tv in its day.

[anthonythirteen]

clearly wrong - 13 is matosis three, not three matosis which is 31!??!?!?

[pcvideogamer]

I wouldn't laugh so hard, these shows are now a reality across Europe, the ugly afterbirth of those free-view quiz-phone ins asking "guess whats in my handbag" after the uproar in the UK and exposure, the rip offs, even on children in need, we are now falling foul en mass to these stupid fruit machine TV shows... which gives weight to the phrase... your all a bunch of stupid bastards!

[lrf666]

Chris Waddle

[dfhwze]

0:46, too funny for wordz !

[Oviler343]

channel nine neus was better

[DanRaccoon]

JACKSIE!

[sreymind]

I like 0.45 - it's subtle but a reference to Ted Rogers I think

[The78BOYZ]

0:24 ROFLMAO

[remeclerk]

got a cat I called 'Scorchio'

[hazrover]

Chanel 9 was my favourite bit of the Fast Show, genius show :D

[Hathorification]

Mine too! Never gets old :)

[setsailforepicfail17]

Scorchiooo :o

why haven't i got bored of this sketch yet?

[kahah2]

Heth-eth-eth-eth-eth-eth-eth-e­th

[sasgb]

Scorchio!

[twostrokedowse]

Sminky pinky!!

[H34DCR4CK3R23]

Chinky chinky chinquanta chinquanta  canto canta canta chinqento pentos!

[drew123able]

scorchio

jesses at the end " i a be mostly eating ,acorns"

[Ignorant303]

Mixamatosa!!

[screaminggingin83]

Mixamatosis! HAHAHAHAHA isn't that Rabbit killer\poison?

I love his "epic" run into the stage!

[mcjeff1234]

i hated this sketch,why is it that the ones you hate last the longest,they would go back to this several times during an episode,i get what its supposed to be as i used to get galavision on the old sky buts it not funny,classic show though

[Malcos68]

it's lasts longest because people remember it - and some things are so bad they become good

[isaacandliam]

lol fail

[nakatasnoodles]

El Presidente!!!!

[yt3185]

Boutros Boutros Galli - yay!

[TheRyanExperiment]

aHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[fruitbag3455]

i dont get it...

[Lawtonr]

Its meant to be how english people perceive foreign television

[garethac81]

@Lawtonr

Sadly, a lot of foreign television is EXACTLY like this.

[PogoStuiterbal]

"foreign television?"

[garethac81]

@PogoStuiterbal

To be more specific, Mediterranean television and Eastern European television. Their channels are crammed with ridiculous programming just like this...which is what makes this such a brilliant parody.

[PogoStuiterbal]

If it were the 70's

[garethac81]

@PogoStuiterbal

I've seen programmes just like this much, much more recently than the 70's...like last year!

[ptekptek]

I don't know. But it must be the same reason why I don't find the series "Friends" funny although many people seems to like it... ;)

[VetBoi87]

omg es muy comico!! I loved it!

[MonotonousDude]

Ha ha ha. She was just the guest on to draw the balls and still managed to say "Scorchio"

[DrumOlly]

ffell in the ground

[bernhardtsen74]

Paula!

[newrochellephoenix]

Coming from the NYC area,in the early 70s,we were close enough to the city to get programing that was, really, very much like this .

[EvilMert]

kaszebe1 has you obviously don't come from Britain, we'll mark that down as a good thing yeah?

[QFIhawkman]

0:46 - He does a little half hearted attemp at the 3-2-1 Ted Rogers thing! Brilliant. Jacksie!

[Achtungmiche]

One of my fave shows!

[gexay]

bit harsh! What about the beatles? lol

[danspare]

We also sound better when we use the word cunt.

American i presume?

Wanker (you may have to look that up)

[kmfw72]

No, Polish - he should have mentioned our jobs market - if there weren't any jobs, the Poles wouldn't come here.

[Davros316]

what about led zeppelin cunt baws

[newagent]

And we know how to use "bloody" correctly.

[waynestuntface]

and what good has come out of poland?

[koura80]

Iron Maiden, black sabbath, Led zeppelin, Judas priest....etc all those are good things and all come from UK

[BusterDwarf]

Taxi!

[PrincessVioletWeasel]

I think he said "jacksy"!!! Haha!!

[tau000]

Buno Estente, muy Beuono Video con Youtube, nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn Whiskers fulla meat goodness, schminki pinki brassi monki

[rjhglover]

Damus! No winno!

[kerstmanneke82]

scylla: probeer: "kijk eens op de doos" "spike" en "de vloek van vlimovost"

[spliefer]

i love how the numbers are visible before the raffle :D

[weetikissa]

yeah... that's true

[scylla26]

hehe we belgians have some great comedians too, but i must say : to me nothing is as good and as funny as british humor!!!

[deadgirl17]

I am English and we have been mocking foreigners for centuries - see Shakespeare!

[atosov]

Chinky chinky chinkanta chinkanta kanto kanta kanta chinkanta pentos = 5.

[Dodec84]

Myxomatosis = 12. :-D

[lolharbandhar]

A fil ya de republicaa si weh to to to to to be ass Chris Waddle folognia so dam non-wing bockroloph si! Lotto se ye la large balls fo no porogroph shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[EuroAlien]

Wow! My numbers came up! Now I can buy a Kitchen Gizmo with my winnings :) Chris Waddle!

[ozbiljancovjek]

In one episode Poula Fisch was shocked when on the weather prognose there was a cloudy weather.Does anyone have that episode?

[robsimmons0]

Try searching for Season 1, episode 6. I forget which user it is.

[ozbiljancovjek]

Thx :) love that one

[procyonuk]

pffft! awesome!

and also its Poula Fisch

[cutmeyemaya]

ahh memories, best show of the 90s!!

[Macrogue65]

Loto Loto - one of the best parts of Chanel 9. Totally brilliant!!!

[izika1982]

english humor... hehehe

[dearone1]

it's amazing how they actually make it sound like some weird foreign language, it must have been really hard to remember their lines! or maybe they just made it up as they went along...lmao! brilliant clip x

[JayEey]

I'd love someone to piece together every Chanel 9 sketch ever. It'd be like watching the chanel 9 channel for real.

[hazrover]

Loved the fast show, channel 9 was SOOO brilliant!!!!!

[mr2gti]

They so need to bring this back. The BBC have brought back so much other stuff, as have ITV, but this is the stuff legends are made of!.

[grundie]

You can see the numbers before they are drawn!

[ptekptek]

LOL! That's right! I didn't noticed before.

[gjk1965]

@grundie 

Its a fucking comedy show, you retard.

[gjk1965]

@grundie its a comedy, you stupid retard

[t30sxh]

As fresh as the day it was made, excellent!

[donkeyshirt]

Brilliant! Cheers for putting it up. The Fast Show was superb.

[kegovski]

i love the spanish take on bruce forsyth!!! long live whitehouse!

[se18doug]

ff ff chris wodle

[calmacx]

hahha one of my favourite fast show scetches thanx a lot for putting it up

[Grissen]

the fast show is pure genuis. How they managed to do channel nine without making a mistake or laughing is beyond me!!

"This week, I have been mostly eating roasted chickens"