Idiot crashes motorcycle- freakin hilarious

[pedroat750]

New tattoo



[brodbroda]

oop, better roll down my cotton sleeves to be safe :|

[DeltaDJ2006]

i swear i'v seen this like 100 times, still, lmao,,,, every time...

[tski007]

all bikers are show off

[coconutt]

My mistake, thought it was an Aprilia Falco. I see the single exhaust now. Still a liter. Which is still a word.

[vivmaidenised]

I learned to ride a motorcycle when I was in 6 grade I started with a 100 cc bike and now I am riding Honda CBR 1000RR all I wanna say is if you wanna learn chose a bike with a less pick up and cc.

[DJCosmicRift]

You have to really hate your friend with a passion to let him ride your motorcycle with no training.

[nebraskanimalhemi]

@ hotrodking99 I bet you can't spell better then he can

[CmoreBuhts]

what kind of bike was that?

[alexandrumerschi]

honda 954 fireblade

[93Slmone]

hhahahahahahahahaha

[italiandremer]

hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ah



[coconutt]

Good idea, start on an Italian Liter with almost no instruction. No worries crasher, they set you up for failure.

[MrWeasel1984]

@coconutt what are you on about italin liter? it is a honda fireblde last time i checked they were japanese! and it is litre not liter

[pailang728]

im just 18 yer old. .but better then him..lol. .not 2 ful trotel. .

[TheLadiesman0815]

all i could do was shake my head

[lvizzle5150]

Oh you've never rode before? Here hop on my Hayabusa...

[DreamWeaverX420]

well... it WAS a nice bike.

[siragnar]

LOL!



[kriskellas]

This is why my mates never get a go of my bike! LOL is very funny though the owner must off been soooo gutted

[dirtydogdogness]

We Need All The Goofs Off Bikes All The Time

[rangeyer]

WHAT A KNUCKLEHEAD!

[michor10]

You're good, you're good. That's what it feels like, John.

[michor10]

Hahaha. It was for some reason surprising how he did that. Rrrhhoooooom... JOHN!..rhoooom....kkhhhhaaaarg­ggg.... Love it!

[rcrocker02]

i started laughing a little seeing how he puts his leg over the bike at the beginning... but man ill say its kinda funny how he did that... glad hes alright tho

[yutufyoursel]

First of all, never never never neeeeeeeeeeeever stand oposite to a freaking moron trying to ride a bike.

[jvc2002011]

He's good he's good he's good lol :D

[jvc2002011]

The other guys know he's goin to fall they dont stop him lol HAHAH!

[lenny8449]

I don't know why I am laughing so hard. I've seen funny crash videos before but this is the best!

[sagesZ]

is it evil that i cant stop laughing?

[titan900rr]

You guys are idiots

[TheBASSMAN95]

vhesprint

[arronfoster17]

is the bike ok ???

oh wait why am i asking this as your the idiot to let him learn on the super bike

screw the bike your fault

[boaro79]

nem se fosse meu pai naum deixaria dirigir se ao menos tivesse uma noção.....idiota foi quem emprestou

[29223gilbert]

his bike is named JOHN... Thats why he screamed....

[andrius1994111]

@29223gilbert

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDD



[GerakarisSteve]

WHAT THE FUCK DONT LET THIS GUY TAKE DRIVING LISENCE(if you do it ill never come to America)!!you know i have family i want me alive xD

[mpouliezos448]

Good launch at least XD

[timostimostimostimos]

not his fault bad f@#$% trainer hes the true idiot noone knows how to ride a bike without proper training

[umbravescor]

@timostimostimostimos your dumb

[929crotchrocket]

@timostimostimostimos you've gotta be kidding me... I went and got my m1 permit and jumped right on a bike... Didnt have any problems and never rode one before...

[spaceman8988]

@929crotchrocket then maybe you follow directions.. "dont let the clutch out" he said...

[929crotchrocket]

@spaceman8988 What directions? I taught myself how to ride... Well actually idk if you can say taught cuz i just hopped on and rode and i was extremely comfortable on it and it seemed all so natural to me..

[bugguy73]

Hey, never ridden a bike before. Here, come try my 1000. Great starter bike. Just enough power to get you going.

[docmorrell]

And this is why you start small then work your way up....

Also why no one learns on my bike, lol...

That is why the MSF beginners course has small 250cc bikes that have been dropped numerous times

[jessiebodman]

LMAO! I hope the bike made a full recovery

[jaredhawkglade]

xD

[Assemble383]

That was dumb as Hell

[savethesound2010]

That's y I'm starting with ninja 250r

[WarlDogg]

lololololtroll

[legas17079]

he should probably learn to ride a bicycle first...



[gillius66]

I um... I cant believe what i just seen... is this for real...this is the clutch... na get off my bike.. lol

[1223411255565]

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! THAT MUST FUCKING HURT! Pity for John!

[machineguntongue]

Why is beginner on a 954RR? Way too much power. Should of started on a CT-90!

[ThunderRyke]

your good.

[92groszek]

widać że to w USA, w Polsce najpierw by podleciał sprawdzić co z motorem...

[funakoshigi]

reason #1 for MSF courses; throttle modulation. The difference between life and death on a bike like that is around 2cm of rotation on that throttle.

[thombowe]

True friends right there,more concerned about there friend than the bike.

[ESPPsycho]

the way he got on the motorcycle made me nervous

[talissin]

Let's start with a smaller block instead of that rocket next time?

[zebrabike9]

maybe he should stick to his big wheel tricycle for a few more years

[aeroliner750]

hey john dont get cocky but do stay stupid fucking ass holes

[MultiMartialArtist]

I'd never, ever, stand in front of someone learning to ride a motorcycle, like at 1:12. :)

[yousuxalot]

Love how he casually says "ya got a little road rash"

[jason23189]

wow what a retard

[rocknrollfrenchfries]

oh.. my mistake. i see you guys did try to explain the clutch a bit. the 954 is just not a beginners bike at all.

[rocknrollfrenchfries]

i love how the whole explanation people give to these noobs about the clutch is "here pull this thing in"... "then let it out"

nothing about plates or friction or how you have to pull it in if you wanna stop. just "hahaha... here pull this in".

[spafro101]

WHY ARE PEOPLE TALKIN ABOUT BRAKES ? THEY DIDN'T TELL HIM SHIT. BRAKES ARE THE LEAST OF HIS PROBLEMS. U SHOULD NEVER LET OFF THE CLUTCH UNLESS U TRYIN TO TAKE OFF. GREAT VID THO. PERFECT MUSIC LOL

[calikidd707]

em i the only one who cares about that poor bike ? :'(

[motoracingchamp14]

JOHN!

[getonmewoman]

this looks like a job for keyboard cat or mexican metal mask

[peguse]

he got on the bike like a 7yr old girl

[jehu20]

not too smart they let him learn n a stunt bike.....stunt bikes have bigger rear sprockets so it has a much higher torque than stock sprockets, sorry for my bad english :D

[SulemaLylaou521]

najo bin ein luder

[itsFiggers]

cbr1000rr?



[jehu20]

@itsFiggers i think thats a honda cbr954rr 

[mrbreakstuf]

WRAAAAAAR XD

[CABINETMAKERJOHNY]

there's easier ways to get your tat's removed

[MirandaRmz]

The name of streetbike is john! jajajajaja

[drksollomb]

Dumb ass with no gear and friends don't do teach him were the breaks are. Gl

[Dragoeth]

It might be my first time on a bike BUT DONT WORRY GUYS.... I got long sleeves on.

[loopgimi]

Divertente....Inizia a guidare qualcosa di piu Easy,tipo una Vespa cosi magari è piu facile Boy

Non Arrenderti ;-)

[628ruroken]

Danny he said don't get cocky!

[Solid46Snake]

are you alright?

good.. now time for the killing!!

I own a CBR600F Sport... I barely let people with experience ride it, so I would never let a rookie even just to sit on it.

[DerStylaa]

fuck 240p:D

[ADR343]

I meant that's not a busa who ever said that is. is stupid

[ADR343]

Thats a busa who ever said that does not know bikes

[MEGAl0lMANIA]

Press ten to see an idiot.

[klaas198126]

at 0.08 he is putting his protectife cloths on

[farouqRasta]

cant blame him too. his friend didnt show him the brakes. XD

[FMMProductions]

This is why anyone who asks if they can ride my bike i always tell them to look on Youtube for people learning to ride and let them figure out the answer for themselves.

[yamyam60]

Are you alright? Meaning  "Don't die yet you gotta pay for my bike."

[navjot22sandhu]

reallt it's hilarious

[qwertylockley]

The bike!!!

[NASAvsPETE1]

NEVER EVER lend your bike to anyone, I did, and my best friend dropped it, still friends but only just...

[Austyg]

letting a complete newb to mount up on a superbike ...well, it's putting him at risk of injury ...

[ajs07nightster]

WOW that was funny start smaller first then work your way up

[EveningGoDs]

Don't ever buy a 250 , youll get over it in a week an have to spend more money to upgrade three months later , better to just start off with a 600 an take it easy ,after 5k miles under your belt youll be ok

[bravejango12]

@EveningGoDs why not get the $2500 250 for those first 5k miles then sell it on craigslist for $2300 and buy the 600? if you cant afford that then you shouldn't own a bike. having seen it myself i know for a fact that a Ninja 250 accelerates from 0-60 at just about the same speed as an 04 Mustang GT which is more car then a lot of people can handle. here is another shocker not every buys a sports bike for speed some buy it for an easier commute to work, a used 250 that gets 50mpg is hard to beat

[ZranAhmed]

Clutch?

[V10H4Z4RD]

Hahahah good friends :))

[miyaaaaw]

are you allright ?? who cares

[69CasanovaHot]

wow that was a nice hayabusa! why did u let that rookie ryd it!!! FAIL!!!!

[zlyable]

@69CasanovaHot Hayabusa my ass that isn't even a Suzuki O.o

[Mazafaka77]

you all right?? xaxaxaxaxaaxxa

[nameless172rs2]

Squid

[lilynick1]

John! That wasn't good!  :(

[edde13]

idiot



[xXUSMCGRIFFXx]

0-60 in 2.3 Oh Shits

[Mary85may]

damn it 

[mrx495]

KIDS this is why you should learn to ride a motorcycle on a moped!

[ghastpie]

make sure he's ok first.

kick his ass and make him hitch hike home

[wookiepoekie]

hahaah



[carriejackson11]

did it really seem like a good idea to let him ride it when he didn't even know how to crank it up? that's the easiest part. not freaking out when u dump the clutch is the hardest

[beatude]

Looks like he learned a hard lesson.

[Cosecant18]

Should have made him buy his own 250cc and practice with that!

[buckwheat40]

@Cosecant18 oh fuck off witht he 250cc bullshit, you can learn on a CBR 1000 RR also. you dont need to buy a fuckin little bike

[xXUSMCGRIFFXx]

@buckwheat40 What the hells the point of buying a CBR1000RR if you don't know how to ride. If you want to get a starter bike you're better off starting on a 250, 500, or 650 parallel twin or single cylinder. Starting off with a high end superbike is like giving your 16 year old daughter a Ferrari Enzo for her first car. It will never reach it's full potential, you'll be scared shitless to ride it, and it's a waste of money

[xXUSMCGRIFFXx]

@buckwheat40 Also, you saying to go out and ride such a powerful sports bike without practice is irresponsible, if someone were to read your comment, trust you, and think it was OK to start with a Hayabusa and have absolutely 0 riding experience then went out, bought a bike like that, and killed themselves because they couldn't handle it, would be the result of your carelessness and would also be your fault

[buckwheat40]

@xXUSMCGRIFFXx listen jarhead, I said you can "LEARN" on a CBR , that means get a professional to train you to ride it FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xXUSMCGRIFFXx]

@buckwheat40 that helps clear things up a bit

[lenmetallica]

@buckwheat40 I took a 2 full day training course on how to ride and we rode and practiced all day. Even after that, if i had a 600, i would've panicked and done something stupid like that guy in the video or gone way too fast just cause it's that easy. they're just too powerful until you know how the handle a bike and that only comes with lots of practice and experience, so safest option is a 250 and i'm glad i got one.

[gaeta34]

@lenmetallica After the course i bought the 650. I was scared to death but after three weeks i was comfortable on it. I never took it to its full potential till after about two months of riding it. 250s are for people who lack self control.

[lenmetallica]

@gaeta34 Unless you have strict control and take the bike seriously and trust your self not to be an idiot, then sure get a 600. But, most of the newbies don't realize how much power they have underneath them and when curious human nature kicks in, logic flies out the window and then that turns into the stories you hear on the news. Glad to see people like you who are able to learn on 600s fine

[kenzboi]

if this was my bike, i'd be running over to pick up my bike before asking if he's alright and i would probably kick him in the bollocks on the way over to the bike!

[ACoustaDC]

1. I hate laughing at others misfortune, but I was.. LOL.. 2. That song is cool, and different! 3. The most important thing about learning to ride... how to use the brakes!

[shtupidshquirl]

bwahahaha

[ionootz83]

the 954 black-red...one of the best looking bikes in history!....and you give it to an idiot to ride it

[usmw1]

Fu@king idiot

[intellectualretards]

ah man i hate road rash. it's so fucking annoying.

[jmacintyre4]

JOSHHHH!



[cortinaboy69]

lucky he rolled down his sleves

[SalvationArmyWatcher]

Beginners need to learn on a loose surface like dirt or sand.

[VarfdeMunte22]

@SalvationArmyWatcher dirt or sand? your a fucking idiot :))

[ACoustaDC]

@SalvationArmyWatcher sorry, but the motorcycle safety foundation disagrees with you...

[ALTRON3]

did they died?

[ylism]

I think somebody it trying to collect on there insurance. Because there is no way that should have happen. Especially knowing the guy could not ride. Just my 2 1/2 cents

[ArtBit64]

@ylism A beginner tries riding a motorcycle and falls, scraping his arm. And you think it's an insurance fraud? Let me guess, you also think the triangle represents a hidden cult called the illuminati? dumbass

[ylism]

@ArtBit64 These guys knew he was going to wreck, and so did you. What are you 5 years old.lol

[ArtBit64]

@ylism Everybody has to start somewhere, of course he was going to crash. Doesn't mean it was a fucking insurance fraud. Dumbass.

[ylism]

@ArtBit64 How do you know it wasn't ? Really, Would you let a guy ride your bike, That knows nothing about riding. Maybe you would ?

[ArtBit64]

@ylism People do stupid shit all the time, get over it douche.

[Torrque]

Seems to me the cycle knew what to do... 1:17 & 1:29

Rubber side down.

[brainysnaeha]

Looks like a 1000cc superbike I wouldn't even sit on it if i were him.

Better start off with 250 or 600cc.

His friend scream was the only thing that funny.

[ZZinell]

bike doesnt matter,life is important lol

[beyond305]

what kind of anti fog thing is that? shits huge, looks cool though, reminds me of a fighter helmet oxygen mask

[lldaggerll]

Shit happens, get up and try it again!

[martyman5000]

wow....just too much power

[wwfww]

don't get cocky! priceless...

[paintballforever24]

@wwfww he wasn't... he let the clutch out a little too fast, so he slid back on the seat. he tried to hold on, which twisted the throttle. Ive seen it happen before

[192america]

change the name to fucken idiot who owner gave the bike to a novice fucken retard

[UhgeneIgnorian]

JOHN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Longboardmaestro]

HE LET THE CLUTCH OUT ! LOL

[magicface85]

Good thing he had his long sleeve shirt on! AMERICAAAA!

[swampdonkeytb]

Lmfao

[versionintegrale]

a big bikes ok aslong as the beginners has had training on a bike, many people in the uk do test on 125s and then go get a 600 and never have a problem. idiots that lets there friends go on them and then are suprised they fail dont deserve bikes, i hope there insurance bent them over

[Svendogga]

ok back to the 50cc

[jerkeyrgood]

i cant tell if thats a 600 or a 1000 but either way not a good choice for a beginner

[fede2764]

What a retard

[rockinthewall]

fuckif my friend fuck my bike like that...i kill him

[lurgable]

are you good?!?

Can you breathe!?

"i don't knoow"

haheha

[bhatiasahebpal]

haha...jump to 1:13 to see the climax...really such an idiot...

[bclevinger2015]

S4L.



[foxnad]

your just starting men!

[prodigy6167]

Well guess we all make mistakes lml

[TheJoshRodrigues]

LMFAO... i love the guy thats laughing OMFG@!!

[gfruy]

Well... the way he got on the bike was enough to give me a prediction....

[keff1340]

was there ever going to be any other outcome ?

[18ggm]

practice with scooter then move to big bike

[da9illest821]

8^O!

[Smennyboy]

What an idiot... This is why you don't learn people to ride on a fast bike. Start with a 125, 250 or maybe a 450. Sucks for the guy owning the bike

[1966BigMike]

Vollpfosten!