Dave Matthews' Monkey Tail! (sic)

[CKaiser16]

DaveSpeak is the best, he's just fucking awesome.

[CoosaSpots]

God I love Dave...and hate that guy interviewing him.

[a1Drummer07]

Fuck that guy. He keeps trying to make everything funny when Dave is trying to say something.

[thegenericusername]

The crew behind the glass needs to tell the interviewer to shut it, Dave is telling a story. Dave is telling a story, shut the fuck up. 

[rockforchoicee]

"And they themselves don't marvel at this celebration of color that they have just right there", LMFAO!!

At that point I just couldn't stop laughing. Gotta love this guy.

[spooniroon]

Dave is SO high! lol!

[n2motocross]

Im surprised that monkey didn't fuck him up like that woman in Vermont.

[mouldyteabag]

Holy... crap, Dave loves monkeys. He seems so happy when he was talking about the mango and stuff. I thought I was being stupid. But, Shake me like a monkey, Big eyed fish and proudest monkey forced me to google the whole 'Dave Matthews and monkeys' thing...

[ePhilosopher9]

be not afraid. come follow me. we were in kansas, africa, toto 99 maxwell smart dude in 2010 Time Machine Tour precursor to JazzFest oil spill BP Island Aid just eaten the honeydew of paradise, whoa Paradise! Rush 2010 Monkees tiptoe thru the tulips!

[bigeyefish21]

"You can say balls right?"

[MissesTwishes]

"How do you KNOW this?"

"Because I've seen them, and there they are, right next to me, they're on the car -"

"Well then why do you say 'I believe'?"

"Well because I do believe"

Lmao...omg I laughed so much at this. Dave's stories are amazing, I wish he would publish them all in audiobook form so could have them all on my iPod!

[car614]

you dont wanna mess ith a monkey because they will, they will, they will......

[DaveMatthewsBandFan9]

OMFG! that's so funny! :) classic interview! Dave is amazing! Seriously, I'm so interested in everything he says i don't even care if it pointless. he's really funny!

[pearljamfan44]

i was cracking up the whole yime!! hahahaha! am i alowed to say balls here? lol

[TTBNoz54925]

Love It! Listened this album the whole day through and i thank my lucky stars that i found this full album for free download at DownloadMusic/./im ,remove the slashes .

[magin9131]

in proudest monkey it seems that "monkey" is meant to be used in a negative way of saying that someone does as he's told.

[Joseph2007crystal]

oh how I love listening to him talk...so much to say

[zenba23]

If U Really Listen to the Man, He's Really Deep & Knowledgeable. Cause the More U Know!!

[Debunker12]

Seriously all you people who left comments are a bunch of dick riding bitches! The only reason you're hating on the interviewer is because you're fukn racist! GET A LIFE! If you listen to his lyrics, even poorly, you'd understand he doesn't like the mass majority of people, he's an anti-social prick who smokes weed and throws it in your dumb faces how stupid you all are, and you sit around and laugh as though he's not talking about you! Bring it bitches!! & yes I love dirty Asian girls! HA!!!!!!

[brutesleuth]

if you think that people really care aabout your ramble you are sorely mistaken. I read it so that others won' thafve to read your moot,....fucking chauncy!

[catch33223322]

I think he took the interview over.. heehhhehe.

[redwingtrekie24]

DAMN DAVE! HAHA...."uhh..Dave Matthews, i can honestly say i didnt know where this interview was going"....LMFAO!!

[FezzickO]

Dave could talk about the weather and I would be on edge hahahaa!

[liz09]

@FezzickO

I couldn't agree with you more

[ldog454]

fuck him

[GoxGoxGlamourxGirl]

I'm crying from laughter!

[canadianmaple09]

Nobody tells a story like Dave Matthews.

[coons1327]

their balls....you can say balls in canada can't you

i love dave

[jasonsgroovemachine]

I've got those same headphones on right now.

[sheanio]

haha got to love this guy !! THE GORGE 2011 CHEAAA

[PrayForSnow5]

Seeya there

[McMahonism23]

" And that unit is remarkable"

bahahah!!!!! Dave is seriously on something!!!!!

[johnotano]

I like how the host suggests the monkey obsession as a sidebar and Dave gives him more than he wanted. That a boy Dave! Great story!

[frizba]

Fill out purple sheet 1/2

31, 1-10 and 47

[hawksilverbullet]

the host was being so rude cutting him off all those times let him talk dammit! what a d bag

[FlyingFooBalls]

what a turd

[eeteetyea]

dave smokes the ganjaaaaaa

[fks1]

The guy who is conducting the interview is a AH...no one cares about his 'add-ins"....Dave has a great way of giving you enough to listen and be captured...Radio 101...let the Star be the Star...

[wroonaa]

dave ! whats a crazy guy ! ;D he`s so funny !

[Danzingnanziez]

I delighted at the pure child like expressions on Dave's face during this dialog... he was like a 3 year old in his tale of the monkey eating the mango...

What a amazing watch!

[CArobin]

he is so funny... i love his tales

[Thejbirdy]

A quirky fellow, he has a fascination with human expellations as well.

Whatever Dave.

LOL.

[ShawnyMartin]

my girlfriends got narcolepsy so my balls are blue pretty much 10 times a day.

[plastikfear]

hahaha Dave. Fun guy. That host was a little dull, what a d-bag.

[DMBfan54]

hahah! When i was at hershey last year dave hopped on the piano to play Out of My Hands and he was like "Underneath my piano here is my monkey with the big red penis and the shiny blue balls."

[truckerjgd]

Love it! Watch it over and over... Laugh my

ass off!

[Daves2hot]

This is what I love about this man! His humor and joy with simple things in life. I will be looking at monkies in a whole new light.

[fajitaboys]

jian is a stuck a faggot

[skinnyfat55]

love you Dave and i could listen to your stories forever. don't burn the day

[hfoskey]

Omg your so right he was telling stories of his child hood in Africa where he saw all that craziness and the reporter is just laughing and nodding like he knows what he is rambling about yes it was long but he was probly blazzed and just took the story and ran with it .......................

[warehousewil]

This host is too funny, has he never heard of Dave Matthews who is from S Africa. "Where are you encountering all these monkeys?" Cracks me the hell up.

[tophubar]

I went to Botswana, Africa this summer and those monkey's balls are definitely blue. It's ridiculously blue.

[extenebrislux]

"...a quick sidebar" eheheheh, there's no 'quick' with Dave Matthews ;-)

Once he starts talking....

[eido11]

lol its true Dave is a bit longwinded... I'd rather that over short and brief!

[bastifmbh]

...and isnt it great... :D

[extenebrislux]

Absolutely! Especially when it comes to his concerts ;-)

[filmtress]

"...and that unit..." Are we a little jealous Dave, huh? Why because yours is just one color and a 'girly' one at that...pink! It matches all your attire. Ha, hahahha!

[watergunholdup]

if i could have anything before i die, i would want to sit down with dave matthews and listen to his awesome stories all day.

[hip2bsquare42]

hahahaha. as would I :)

how fantastic would that be?!

just utterly amazing! hahaha.

[wikkichan]

@watergunholdup

dont we all? XD

[Femmy09]

I can't stop watching this clip, love it!! "And THAT unit..."

[jnt32001]

why is the quality of this video so bad ass while all the others on youtube suck?

[RantingThespian]

It depends on the quality of the video they upload. People tend to take video and shrink it down so it is quicker to upload it to Youtube. Plus there is a new option now to upload High Quality videos. Higher than what was used to be the max. Still most don't take that route Here, they didn't decrease the quality and used the High Quality upload option.

[DMBVR4]

Im glad you said something, cause i was wondering the same thing.

[filmtress]

Ha, ha, ha! Note to self: South-African boys are CRAZY!!!

I once saw this clip of two South-African (white) guards bored out of their minds. So thay challenged one another by picking up the beads off the ground & spitting them with their mouths to see who could spit them the farthest. Those beads were the dung (poop) of the dear that had roamed earlier in the area. CRAZY!!!

Another story involving South-African boys was when I saw two of them was surfing in Shark Infested waters. CRAZY!!

[WhereMyDuragAt]

shut up, you are stupid

[CharlieJamzz]

...LLLLLLOOOOOOOLLLLLLL...

[anamarcelavsb]

3:20 hilarious!

[brwneyedgrl042000]

"Honestly Dave Matthews, I didn't think this is where the end of you was going" LMAO Whenever he is interviewed by anyone, they never know where the story is going LOL, that's what makes it so great!:)

[swtNcali]

LMAO love it.. OMG .. love his details.. this is crazy funny.. from monkeys eating mangos to monkey scrotums.. love his Wit

[PrisonRomyBreak]

'' I got my girl in my hands ''

He is such a great dad I think! :D

[Harelgur6]

Awesome dude.

Matthews 4 life

O:

[quieromicubita]

I'd be fired, dismissed and erased If I spoke about it like he does but, Dave is... amazing, what the hell.

[6663000]

I've watched this video like 6 times over the past 2 weeks.

I just keep coming back to it. Dave Mathews is awesome.

[drewfasa]

That DJ just needs to shut up and let him talk...

[pomme221]

This was an interview, not a standup comedy, you moron.

The DJ was just interviewing him, but he actually let Dave

talk most of the time.

[drewfasa]

Umm...okay...you seem to be very passionate about this issue. Perhaps you should write a letter to your MP or something if you are that concerned about the reputation of this DJ.

[Mariekesone]

Hahahaha He did not know where the interview was going....Dave is funny:D

[the3blues]

LOL----so so solid

[zemanek17]

you can download a 30min podcast of this

[MooreDrums]

where can you get the podcast?

[ritaadrego]

can u sent me the site where to donwload this?

Thanks

Peace

[urabus420]

lol walking around in their grey attire, oblivious to the celebration of colors!!! priceless

[Cueva21]

Dave matthews is great Even better when he plays 3 days At the gorge in washington

[Blissinflux]

Two weeks! Can't wait.

[andbitz]

I wish buddy would just let him talk haha. My god he is funny :)

[katatonic]

Legend.

[proudestmikey]

Dave Matthews = The Man!

[GeniusBoy88]

LOL, that was great

[s2macdon]

Perfect!

[TheNewConfusions]

Dear Billy-Bob Thornton, THIS is how you bring the gravy. Dave knows where it's at.

[JennyWise24]

LMAO!!! Oh...I knew this is where the interview was goin my friend...you're interviewin a motor boatin son of a bitch who is just livin the dream...livin the dream, man.... I love you Dave!

[daveismyreligion]

I love that "motor boatin son of a bitch..."

[JennyWise24]

It's actually "motor boat lovin' son of a bitch..." Hey, I was smomama, what can I say ;-)

[daveismyreligion]

This DJ needs to just shut the heck up and let Dave do what he does best.

[bitfer]

Hey, don't dis Jian.

[aphillips24]

i like jian but its true

[pomme221]

He was interviewing Dave and making his story come out even funnier, moron.

[artfuldodga]

haha, that was awesome

[seef0]

This was very funny. I was sitting in the car by myself, laughing out loud. The weird thing is, his music really bugs me, it doesn't grab me, but I find him and his life interesting. He talked an awful lot about God, in disparaging terms for someone who was such a diehard Christian in his youth. I appreciate his honest dilemna at trying to understand God through flawed religious traditions.

"...aah, never had a mango so good...."

But who outside of zoologists cares about monkey genitalia?

[Trickthor]

I'm an old timer and really got into DMB 13 or 14 years ago. Try those albums, and you will be hooked.

[6663000]

Man, he is friggin' hilarious. I laughed the whole way through :P

[Ottee2]

Hilarious is right ! And I note that the testicle/penis information was not given in the radio version.

[blankz121]

haha i loved this part..

[andylouise007]

Love Dave... a real person...not spoiled by fame and fortune. Great concert in Toronto!!

[bunsy16]

No kidding, so down to earth, I think thats what I enjoy DMB so much.  I wish I could have seen them in TO

[rickharring]

Dave is GOD!

[daveismyreligion]

He's my religion! :-)

[adoncapone]

Dave is so lovely

[SPFIREHAWK2]

Will be seeing him in october!  Always a good show!

[ANesthetizE1212]

Dave Matthews seems like such an amazing and laid back dude...one of the best jam bands by far. Can't get enough of Carter's unbelievable drumming. Does anyone have a good link for "Why I am" on Jimmy Fallon? Amazing performance but they took it off youtube within like 2 days and I cant find it ANYWHERE...