59 Year Old Woman Salvia Trip

[LenaNZac]

Funny!

[CuriousKimification]

That was a cruel trick to play on your mama making her think it was regular pot. Poor ol hippy girl, you tried to make a fool out of your own mama. I would never do that to my mama

[MrElismomma]

@CuriousKimification Are you serious? At the beginning of the video she says "This is my first time to ever smoke salvia." and then she says "OK. Where's my trip? Oh! There it is!", so she was obviously expecting it. She asked to smoke it, we didn't try to "make a fool out of her". Thanks though.

[Angrytatertot1]

1:42

OOOOHOHOHOHOHOHO!

[peterlonghair33]

hi i like your vid and i like your long hair to

[Ty2Tatted32]

Ha! I love it! ..

[DiorAndDae]

I SEE'YUM! I SEE EVERY ONE OF EM!

[KasEatsAirplanes]

BINGOWINGS >;]

[darthspeaks]

Hey kids - do drugs like mom. Recipe for youth destroying themselves. Sad.

[hagsterhagster]

Haha respect for her

[gladeboy12]

this is so fucking funny

[starbreath100]

I am sure this woman posted this video to show the dangers of smoking salvia. What you do not see is what she is seeing. When I tried this, moving dotted lines appeared, and a vortex opened in the room. It started to pull me out of my chair and I had to hang on. The chair almost tipped over. You cannot control yourself on this stuff, and that is why the guy in the other vid jumped out of a window. He was "pulled" in the direction of the window. It also causes some people to have seizures.

[ferdin12]

Sorry to break it to you but shes an escort bro, I saw i her selling her ass

[starbreath100]

@ferdin12 *that's *too *have *cigarettes *oxycontin or *oxycodone - I know you abbreviated the last one as "OXYs," but I assume that if you don't know how to spell "too," you probably don't know how to spell very well at all. Please bring this to your teacher's attention. Teachers have a lot of students, and a lot to do. Sometimes they just don't catch it. 7th grade is going to be much harder than elementary school, and it will help A LOT if you get the basics down now. It's not too late!

[HODOUTHINKUAR]

i will hide my shit before your mom gets here lol

[Jolene2388]

First video ive seen that actualy explained what they were Seeing all the other ones describe it as another world.

[hellbreakabby]

coolest shit ever!!!!!!!

[ForbiddenFruitStore]

Your 59-year-old mother is a gangster. I'm not that brave!!!

[bernlin2000]

Lol "where's my salvia trip...there it comes..." Coolest grandma ever

[nahnahbonkers]

Search for 'Crazy Salvia Trip 500X - (HD)' on YouTube to see an insane Salvia Trip. This guy decides to try salvia for the first time OUTSIDE!

[ferdin12]

I hope your family overdoses on heroin.

[MrElismomma]

@ferdin12 I hope you have a fantastic life and are blessed tremendously! By the way, my family doesn't even use salvia anymore. This was a one time thing that they did. I didn't even use the salvia, because I don't like stuff like that. I hope you have a great life! :)

[ferdin12]

@MrElismomma Ah thats to bad, I still got a steady flow of ciggarettes,OXYs and alcohol...

Sucks to be you

[j0hnstyr0n]

haha you guy's we're some good sitters

[vorkev1]

the best thing abought this herb is the older you are the betterthe high.

[bfmvfan117]

LOOK AT THEM WINGS!!!! 1:16 =D

[CHASEISBEAST]

"There it comes" lmao awesome.

[Rhandahl]

Of reasons unknown I think of Gollum x)

[MrBadacidradio]

Fuck all of you say shes trashy and shit. The woman wants to have some fun shes not hurting anyone. Thats what I hate about people today, all potheads and stoners and such are believed to be criminals like what the fuck? How often do you see on the news "raging stoner kills his whole family" im 14, i smoke alot of weed who the fuck cares. who am i bothering?

[Kevin871991]

smoke... u gotta cash it MomMom!! LMFAO

[SCP4TWENTY]

HAHAHA! atleast she handled better then most kids on the internet nd stayed in her seat

[MrTh3keifer]

bat wings out the ass!

[ronda9877]

LMAO! "Where's my salvia trip, oh there it comes"

[8bitcritr]

oooooh my god its coming

ooo oh god THE CEILINGS COMIN TO GET MEH :o

[Dyalmasantos]

very stupid mom

[CaptainObvious1972]

I don't even do drugs of any kind, but these vids are hilarious! lol

"where's my salvia trip? oh there it is" bye bye momma send me a post card lol

You know.. I've seen people this fucked up just drinking, and that lasts until they pass out. btdt

5 minutes of messed up and no side effects..what's the problem here again? lol

Gotta love a country that is just overjoyed to piss on all your freedom. Including harmless fun with friends and family.

[sofakingey]

Damn. Wake up call. She's 59 and my mom's 59. My mom looks 20 years younger. My mom also doesn't do drugs. Coincidence? I hope so, because I love toking.

[lago4]

just like Woodstock, man!

[sextapeLSD]

nice trip, seems fun.

[pughtube08]

The walls, the walls, the walls ... lol

This is exactly what's wrong with America today. Sad ... smh

[stcywll]

Must be Hillbillies

[shawgir1]

Its Golum\Smeagle on Salvia.

[idxrider]

that woman looks like she's in her 70's. my parents are older than she is and people think they're in their 40s

[sextapeLSD]

@idxrider does anybody give a shit?

[idxrider]

@sextapeLSD it's youtube retard. you tell me

[ashish714]

She definitely had a righteous time, DESPITE all your verbal interference! Why do you have to jump into her trip like that? Can't it be her trip and hers alone? This is a sacred herb, not just some "party drug" that we love is legal...it's been around since long before there was a U.S., so rather than praise our temporary laws to the tripper, praise almighty god first.

[katesterbooty11]

shes scary



[The615LOVE]

I'm comin' back yall!!!

You ever felt anything like that before?

uhh Uhh UHH OHHH YEAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[ethiotoronto]

I'd hit that

[MegaStevenhyde]

Wheres my salvia trip ? ? ? . . . there it comes - LMFAO

[TheHeartOfTheDisease]

@yingdiskette MAYBE COS SHES DONE DRUGS HER WHOLE LIFE. :3

[shenjai]

This made me laugh.

[yingdiskette]

She's 59? She looks 64.

[softwallz]

@yingdiskette , I think she looks great ! I bet she is a wonderful person too. I wish there was a button to get rid of mean people. She looks just fine and in good shape I might add : )

[jjthejet69]

not to be mean but when she balled up on the couch and started screaming i thought i was watching LOTR: Golems Revenge or something...though still my favorite salvia trip on the u tube!

[coolusernameish123]

this is a little scary for so many reasons

[zaney54]

I'm 54 and I smoke purple salvia.My trip is like a wheel and it's moving and I'm a partical and it's saying like "Come with us"or something like that,b/c this is not the real world,THAT is!!!

[olddickbrent]

Throw momma from the train.

[Mr420chuy]

Lol @ "where's my salvia trip"

Then it hits her lmao

[TruthAxe]

She needed to light the lighter a few more times to get it hot enough to release the active ingredient.

Yet, we can see she's acting for the camera.

She ought to lift some weights, perhaps perform some tricep extensions to rid herself of the flab.

[RoBtheAuthentic]

dam she looks older than 59

[mrijfi]

1:05 Goes to grab it away, shes like one more hit..lets get fucked, she dont play. lol

[nick9345]

Damn she looked like batman when she spread her arms like dat XD

[meroloco2]

This was a funny shit men!

[Sternoproductions]

She's fucking 1000

[THEJIGGADREWSHOW]

if u love weed and hip hop get at me..try not to laugh at my baby wen u visit lol peace jiggadrew

[nullifiedmarine]

Lucky bitch I wish my mom wasthat cool. Tell her I said hi

[TwistedDream4220]

"You ever felt like that before?" "yeahhhhhhhhahahahahahahaha"

[hellhull666]

you know you would hit that.

[blaze4801]

man thats your mom dont make her smoke

[thetn931boy]

thqt is one woman that im sure has had a fun life, keep on having the good times, enjoyed watchn

[TheNeonSquirrel]

DUDE I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING TO SEE MY MOM ON SALVIA

[smokindaily21]

WIN

[sicknangry]

What a sweetheart. Didn't know what she was in for did she? Thought she's seen it all. lol!

[kooldudes597]

1 hit is more than enough... she took like 8

[ulver82]

"Where's my salvia trip? There it comes!" Haha, epic!!!!

[xXRoughSniperXx]

:) rofl

[dovebar76]

LMFAO!!! "The ceiling is crawling towards me!"

[FamouSAS5O4]

she definately looks near her age

[Exiphi]

59 and looks like 100

[Danman42194]

SHES 59? omg she looks like fucking 87

[Saltydawg900]

Trailer trash: Hittin that shit since 1776

[MrElismomma]

@Saltydawg900 Way to be a douche! You have a real talent there.

[sextapeLSD]

@MrElismomma thanks for posting the video, seems like a great trip.i dont understand why people are so disrespectful on youtube. i guess it makes them feel better about themselves talking about age and accents and stupid shit that has nothing to do with anything.im bolivian and i get the same shit all the time, because of my accent or whatever.i think the first thing drugs teach is respect,and the second thing is to not hate these poor assholes for their comments. thanks again, sweet video!

[whooperpooper86]

@Saltydawg900 LOLLLLLLLL

[candisuxxgood]

She looks like she's in a really happy place! You have a lovely momma dude!

[verynice420]

FLOWER POWER! 

[hyaenidae]

This woman is a pro.

[BetoAcapulco]

beautiful, I saw your video while listening Hey you (pink floyd)

[CaileyysTurnn]

Its never too latee to try Salvia ( :

[stanford891]

I apologize that was my friend just trollin sorry

[nbihm]

Lmfao I added this to my favorites :) great video. I'm trying salvia tonight hope it goes well might post my video on here if i don't get to crazy hahah

[KingofWeed11]

HOW DOSE IT LAST

[JamminClemmons]

Wow.......amazing. I see for the first time trying Salvia, there's a need for friends to be around because there's different potencies. How can I grow this shit myself? I would love to try it!---JC

[Oleschool619]

Honestly I just don't see the fun in this type of trip........I will admit it is funny the way it makes people act but also scary!.....

[LooneyTuneKidz]

The wall is crawling towards me!!!(it's just here to say whats up) lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SLAY6R]

shes funny.

[daBlade80]

Damn, I wish my mom was this cool. Mine caught me smoking weed from a home made chillum from a white owl tube and tin foil way back in high school, and she started freaking out, thinking I was smoking crack. She goes and wakes my dad up, he comes outside to my truck where I was smoking, smells the cab and goes "It's fucking weed. I'm going back to bed" and my mom was just left standing there flabbergasted while I kept smoking the bowl so I could cash it before she made a grab for it

[thc024]

0:58 wheres my salvia trip OH there it comes lol same way for me

[sufkiller]

She laughs like the "cute girl with an annoying laugh" from Family Guy. This is pretty funny I gotta add.

[Sigmafy]

Haha. Hilarious. Where's my buzz?...oh there it is..:D

[TheBergenCity]

thats crazy...hahahahahahah

[ThePenguinProduction]

I love your mum :D

[pointzeroblack]

she looks like shes 80

[tmlyles99]

@pointzeroblack

thats what years of drugs do to you...duh

[Discokid715]

"IM CEREAL" LOL

[Gaara0Fangirl]

Imma try that with my mom xD

[maureaikaik]

"Where is my salvia trip? There it comes" xD hahahah

[r0llinst0ned]

i love your mom!!! she is is funny!

[NaUsPoWeReD]

hahaha how many grams you give her?

[theuseddxo]

this is amazing 

[ramonalou]

i love your mother...funny!!!

[thatonekid011]

Lmao, this ones legit unlike the little kids who pretend to smoke it, and put on a show so they can get views on YouTube. Funniest part: "Where's my salvia trip?... Oh wait there it is"

[ryanisryan69]

This women is awesome.

I couldnt handle salvia, I hated it.

[melissajeanxo]

ITS NOT A FUCKING PIPE FULL OF POT, ITS SALVIA. gawwwwwd. hold it in!

[vonkiser]

Thats great man momma had a blast. I thought I was gonna die my first one. Oh man BB2LB why u gotta say shit like that? She is a cool old lady man.

[mattymo56]

Man I thought I was paper when i did it hahah

[seanjr19]

@mattymo56 i thought every body were stickers..lmao

[jerodt9]

@mattymo56 aha my homie thought he was a potato chip

[doyce1000]

this lady is so badass

[BB2LB]

this lady looks like 80,not 59...dont do drugs kids or else u will look like that! well smoke weed,thats good for you! lol

[Always18Wicked]

lol love to party with this one ... i need to give summ fo that to my momz

[Always18Wicked]

lol love to party with this one ...

[ChillestVibe]

She was in her 20's in the '70's... of course she'd be experienced haha

[smashemhard1]

HAHAHA THAT'S HOW YOUR SURPOSE TO TRIP.. Laughing and having a good time.. She can even talk and explain what she can see.. She'll put a lot of these chumps on here to shame.. Way'd a go Lady.

[Whipplememartin]

Dude, that lady is cool!!!!! :D

[unlukky13]

"Wait a minute. Its still moving around down here. I'm cereal." XD hahaha

[MrHjalseth]

who ever said imagen her on acid ...well she wouldnt be as messed up because salvia effects you capa orped receptors and aftor if the leavs are potient enough it will push u into another (word) after every thin looks as if it where comming at you the (push) if you will it whas will literallt (push) u into this crazy experiance far more crazy than an acid trip..my experiance was horrible but i donot regret doing this one min.

[5amcarrico]

My mom is to much of a pussy to try salvia.

[reynosamanA3]

"i know im gonna be happy" FUCK YEAH!

[ThElitE]

Man, I bet she's lived one of the most fun lives...great woman. =]

[stanford891]

@ThElitE No shes white trash, the people that clean up university of oregon remind me exactly of her, they try to talk to us about salvia and peyote trips, white trash

[alternatehistories]

@stanford891 I also think this woman is cool...so you're outnumbered here you asshole. "White Trash"? How can you tell from just a video? From what exalted perspective do you speak?

[stanford891]

@alternatehistories There is a certain age that if you haven't done drugs by you've missed out, the only people ive known of that age to do drugs have been white trash. And yes I would like to think that at 60 i will be above doing drugs....

[alternatehistories]

@stanford891 Bingo!! That's exactly the wrong type of attitude...it's the people who think they're above doing drugs that are most susceptible to ending up doing them. Never say "it won't happen to me" and never think you're better than drug users...or else you'll end up the same way.

[stanford891]

@alternatehistories No i do drugs now but thats because im not responsible of taking care of anyone, when i have to care for another human life or get a real job thats when they shouldnt be done

[fudswads]

@ThElitE LOL ya man because drugs = great life...

[maksymalny]

@ThElitE probably, but i bet there were downsides too

[sassy6669]

wow id love to meet this woman! you need to do it again with a better video camera....5stars to this wonderful woman!!! wish you were my mom!!!!

[MrSb8624]

imagine her on a hit of acid, HAHAHA

[jefftehblackie]

@MrSb8624 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[gphill86]

hahaha i love this video lol. its like wowwwwwwwww ey

[amdrag0123]

i think i love this vid

[mandoniqquh]

Wheres my salvia trip ?

Oh there it goes.

XD

[rizzthakid]

TOSH.0 needs to see this, its too funny

[amberstwisted]

haha

[wendyspwnsu]

"wheres my salvia trip??...there it comes...." i lol'd

[alternatehistories]

How long do the effects of this stuff last???

[cristinanofziger14]

like five minutes

[Supdude1964]

ROFL I love your mom...I miss my mom...I probably would have done that when I was a teenager with my mom...

[loveshark1m]

great for people with no responsibility.

bad for people who have to concentrate.

accept it make cause lung cancer because of the raw smoke coming from "organic material heated to cracking temperature of plant DNA.

(same as non freebased marijuana or non filtered cigarettes or even filtered cigarettes)

doesn't make her take he pants off like alcohol does some people. i guess they'll make it a felony to have traces in your blood when you operate machinery like staplers. of syndicated writers.

[sarcat22522]

the ceiling is crawling towards me! lol

[Doza8791]

where's my salvia trip?....there it comes.

[alexsb28]

wheres my salvia trip? oh there it is

[Mexican9377]

haha Now thats Salvia divenorum!  LMAO!

[cportmigo]

ha thats how my niggas g ma is.

she down as helll

[holiday6566]

If she's in her Fifties, she was in her teens and twenties during the hippy movement, I mean acid movement.. Lol, Babyboomers been doing this way before us and I'm 24yo..

[parsleysprigs]

the best part is when he's like everything is fine your ok and she bust out laughing and she's like YEAH I AM.

[GOODWOOD1994]

what a champ

[charlyanne2010]

She is a fucking legend!!! LOL!!

[MrElismomma]

@rthayne15 I'm not a "bro". I'm a girl. Go bother someone else. Buh bye.

[jem7vwhgod]

@MrElismomma If you're not a "bro" why does your handle begin with the short form for Mister?

[MrElismomma]

@jem7vwhgod Ummm.... Mr. Elis' Momma. Jeez. Read the entire thing. Seriously.

[KOSMICBABY]

@MrElismomma respect for your self grand ma N S crew mexico

[sortmasivci]

Damn, granny knows how to use them Pipes ;D

[littlepiaf]

Why is not cool to "instruct" the Youtube audience on how to have sex better or give head or coitus better, but we can show everyone how to properly inhale substances. You are all ruining it for the rest of us who want to explore our own consciousness. I hope you are proud.I was curious with these postings but i have seen enough.You are filming the 3-D aspect of this but you will never see what is inside her mind...Please, youtube community STOP filming yourself in these sacred rituals.

[MrElismomma]

@xXElewenarmyXx Ummmm... No.

[MrElismomma]

Maybe they should ban it. I don't use... Nor do I EVER want to. This was done by family... Not me.

[xCr0nus]

1:12 shes trying to fly with her skin flaps