TJ Hooker - Heather Locklear dances!

[kuloska]

can anyone help me??? what's this song?

[planetiowa]

She'll probably wind up on "Dancing With the Stars."

[thrashdouche21]

shes very much alive and doing well , assholes!

[mode30]

RIP

...like a candle in the wind

[nintendude7cubed]

we'll miss dat ass

[namawapaya]

rest in peace...

[LogicalMadness]

So sad. RIP.

[darthlaidher]

RIP Heather.

[1991Avega]

@darthlaidher you idiots she's not dead morons

[AcidGuardianPT]

So she's dead uh? Oh well. RIP

[281991952]

Why :(

[lilblueguy]

good night sweet prince'ss

[Mrchugchug3]

Sleep well, RIP

[Stuchlo]

RIP, your sexy ass will be remembered.

[TheGreg131313]

Go Heather. Flat butt, but still beautiful!

[krayzeejojo]

I threw a dollar at the screen. Giggity...

[GeorgeVreelandHill]

She could have made a lot of money being a dancer.

George Vreeland Hill

[Iron4343]

This is P90X before there was P90X.

[JENDALL714]

I just noticed at 25 seconds to about 28 seconds, it looks as if they just looped it! Maybe she couldn't get it right, so they just said the hell with it and looped it!

[chrisgreulich]

@JENDALL714 It does look pretty close to a loop, but I think her head tilts over more on the second tilt.

[starboybl]

Heather is beautiful,love her!

[MarkyMark154]

When I was a kid, shows like this had me believing that bars and strip joints were really brightly lit inside.

[frozencloud17]

I remember as a kid this gave me my first hard-on.

[yiannilol]

she looks like frampton

[xwingclass]

Heather Locklear is the ONLY reason you watched TJ Hooker.

[cathytreks]

@xwingclass William Shatner is The Only Reason Most watch....Tiberius James Hooker!!! ~~~ a female fan of the greatest Starship Captain who ever lived or ever will, and no one can ever replace him in the souls of the TRUE fans, plus Adrien Zmed...was HOT!. oh yeah Heather Locklear served some purpose I suppose as seen here I guess, the rumour mills have truly abounded for years about the great Shatner/Locklear affair for years, he "helped her out" she was greatful to her Shat!

Cathytreks :)

[TexasRho83]

None of those cheap bastards tipped her

[cutis1000]

The choreography is AWFUL. But Locklear was gorgeous to watch.

[thepigsqueal]

She's not OK. She's great. I prefer slimies.

[luchoq77]

She needs more butt and boobies..

[eRnsthendrixon]

Heather's doing a better job being pretty than shakin her behind...

[Fanik10]

We have a lady in the office who resembles Heather Locklear from back then. She has the hair and the smile, but Heather has blue eyes and this lady has green.

[riffz0r]

@Fanik10 super cool story bro

[hatefuIIkat]

she's awkward as fuck

[curt349]

Heather Locklear was really busty back then, TJ Hooker, The Fall Guy, Dynasty. She took all the roles! LOL

[Iron4343]

@curt349 Heather Thomas was on the Fall Guy not Locklear. lol 

[ghjuventu]

What is the singer's name of the second song "You're a dancer" ? Hard to find it =/

[somewhatlongdong]

She could use a boob job

[brokenunemployed]

this isnt hard to masterubate to at all

[scientifico]

she sucks donkey dick. I never thought she was cute.

[Tattoodles]

Heather be thy name!

[usern012]

No ass just like 99% of the real life strippers

[MrRiggyRiggs]

SHHHHAAAAWWWIIINNNGG!

[MegaEpictroll]

I would let her fuck me if I was in the mood

[sheepintheherd]

...

[ironhandz1]

hahaha! Oh, where's Simon Cowell when you need him?

[K5678]

Man shes hot love those sexy legs & sparkles WOW

[ChannelingusIV]

I'm waiting for that hair style to come back

[dman51590]

Heather Locklear's a coug =)

[somewhatlongdong]

She really looks Massengill Fresh.

[adamh0075]

she was hot back then but she got even better as she got older

[JoeGriego1]

Those guys have the enthusiam of an insurance seminar.

[JMaldonado64]

Well compared to JLo butt she's a flat ass, but JLo has an ugly chimp face compared to Heather's

[Fonbo38]

What the first song??

[adolfo5856]

Cosiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttaaaaaa ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡

[Serpico261]

legs legs legs

[robbchr]

"You're a Dancer" is such a ripoff of "She's a Maniac."

[lhagiduty]

agree with 27 ppl

[LickMiblls]

this was on today

[chrisgreulich]

@LickMiblls Did they cut out part of her dance routine? They did when it aired on the HD Universal channel a while back.

[MrHooverX]

Does anybody knows what the name of the song iis this clips and also the other scenes in this episode when Stacy just went out of the office in the pleasure palace?

[brassoGB]

OK Heather Locklear is not be absolute perfect woman, but who the hell are the 27 poeple who did not like this ??? !!!

[wiseass2147]

I'm guessing this episode aired during sweeps.

[chrisgreulich]

@wiseass2147 Surprisingly it did not. It aired on October 8th, 1983, the second episode of season 3. You would think they would have waited to air it in November of that year. I would love to see how high the ratings were, but I cannot find that info anywhere. Heather looks gorgeous in that outfit.

[280JERSEYDRIVE]

Her ass is as flat as a pancake! But everything else looks good!!!

[Lockbar]

@280JERSEYDRIVE I agree, fantastic looking gal, but no ass. I still think about this years later. She will always be "the girl with no ass".

[danning1]

@280JERSEYDRIVE It's not her fault she's white. Cut her some slack.

[SDfreakazoid]

MECHANICAL

[ribs303]

Just how i like 'em.......skin and bone.

[HardRokMiner]

Shes got no ass

[chambreski]

Where does she keep her cuffs?

[mattb4rd]

If I ever do bag Heather Locklear I now have something to think about to keep me in the saddle longer. Who needs Tammy Faye Baker when we have these dance routines?

[adamgslater]

that's some of the worst dancing i've ever seen ! still hot in her time though

[somewhatlongdong]

She's spunky

[Jefgg]

@danning1 Tommy Lee has a lot of money and a huge schlong.

[WhoaSketch]

Hahaha at 1:22 if you look at the guy on the far right, you see he's masturbating! lol

[mcsnaperville]

She had no @ss though, hard to shake something that is not there.

[chrisgreulich]

I think Heather was the hottest woman to ever be on tv. This is her best clip. I love her body and her beautiful face. She was 22 at the time.

[amibovverred]

Hi Danny, Superb........... and the video is good too, keep them coming, ooer! 1000* . Regards, John.

[Kittielips]

@amibovverred

Glad you liked it.......I won't be dancing for you from now on.......ME!!

[edde1968]

i did jerked my chicken a few times when watched way back in the early 80's. she so hottttttttttt!

[edde1968]

looooooooool i masturbated too when i watched it! ouchhhhhhhhh so hottttttt!

[steveblackqwell]

cor blimey :-)

[woodyi59]

I'd like to wrap my lips around her anus and let her face fuck me by using her sphincter control to slide a turd in abd out of my mouth.

[six2112]

I would love to donkey punch her and take liberties with her chocolate starfish

[JoeGriego1]

Nice eye candy, but she cant dance for shit.

[BostonGarden]

If you look closely, you can see one of the guys on the left masturbating.

[woodyi59]

@BostonGarden I didn't notice the. I was too busy masturbating.

[edde1968]

same here. i was jacking off!!!!!!!!

[skywaker19691]

shes is hot

[aeonflux67]

So Heather is technically playing a policewoman out of uniform, flaunting her hot body here and these dudes watching dont know they are soaking up a de-uniformed hottie! Well...works for me. Anyone loan me a $ bill please?

[warriorsoul28]

80s = ultimate ruler of all times

[Oldschoolgal5]

lol!

[wundr2]

This reminds me of bait-car. If it looks too good, it probably is. There's no dancer around here that looks as good as she does.

[glasgowtalisman]

have you seen the shiny pantyhose she wears its great i need spunk over her

[BRUC2016]

Just a typical day in the life of a police officer.

[danning1]

@BRUC2016 Well, real police do do undercover work, but have you ever noticed that on any TV cop show with a sexy actress playing a policewoman, the undercover work is always like at a strip club or as a hooker or something like that? They're never working undercover as a librarian.

[Jefgg]

@danning1 How many police investigations occur at a library? There is much more crime in strip clubs and on the street.

[danning1]

@Jefgg Sir, you totally missed my point. I was trying to say that the TV producers use any excuse they can to get a hot and popular actress to look sexy in a lot of the episodes. And not just cop shows, either. Like, if the actress is playing a teacher they might have an episode where she seduces one or her students or maybe one of them tries to rape her or whatever. It's not rocket science.

[Jefgg]

@danning1 I totally got your point. I was just being a smart alec. Most tv producers are looking for any excuse to show some t & a.

[BRUC2016]

@danning1 No question that television has very little in common with reality.

Your odds of encountering a police officer who looks like a 22 year old Heather Locklear are the same odds of encountering an attractive 22 year old TSA female employee at the airport. In other words, about zilch.

[danning1]

@BRUC2016 Believe it or not, a few months ago I did see an incredibly gorgeous TSA employee (black lady who looked a bit like Lola Monroe) at the Atlanta airport, but I was tired as hell from my flight and was in line and stuff so I didn't have time to talk to her. Most of them I've seen, though, are either ugly or nothing special.

[BRUC2016]

@danning1 Okay, so the chances are slighly better than zero :) Anyone my age remembers how Aaron Spelling transformed television by placing beautiful women (Charlie's Angels) in roles as police women. You care correct that human nature gravitates toward fantasy. Real life is not always fun.

[LBJTV]

Well, she definitely has the body of a dancer..yowzah yowzah yowzah

[danning1]

Heather Locklear's hairdo...  70s much?

[CARoseGuy]

@howlingbulldog, that's how guys in strip joints act. Did you expect them to howl and scream like girls do?

[VMATT500C]

Another reason TV is garbage.

[tyler2home]

Her dancing may be bad, but as long shes moving her body like that who cares!

[firmingitup]

I dont' think I've ever been more embarrassed for someone on television in my life.

[rick9565]

moves like that would get her thrown out of a dive bar...

[flop5]

Uhm they didn't necessarily film with this music, or any at all. This could be the editors fault.

[mistrimeat]

LOL...even her finger snaps are off beat. Yup, shes WHITE!

[hvmalo]

watch out for speed, headbands and flashdance ripoffs... not even a thong!

and i don't see any $ either... hmm..

[gdwme]

Her resemblance to '76-era Farrah was uncanny! No wonder Lee liked having her around.

[yappertrap]

to think tommy lee was pounding that with his donkey cawk

[SamStuart07]

That was so cheesy! It was a trying to be a flashdance wannabe. Her dance choreography sucks!

[youbestbequiet]

I want my damn 1$ back!

[n809n]

ok so im guessing she was like the Amy Smart of the 80s?

[izzyg79]

Damn you Tommy Lee, getting BOTH Heather Locklear AND Pamela Anderson!

[icmequipment]

And would believe that in the 80's this was considered hot , no ass, hips, talent

boy did the 80's suck, except for the music LOL!

[TimeBolt]

@icmequipment No the 80's didn't suck you're the only one that suck.

[iamcasihart]

This is hilarious! It isn't the least bit "sexy." It is as if she is doing a generic version of "Flashdance." I miss the 80's!

[Midnightguy1171]

@iamcasihart the music they had in background on her 2nd dance sounds like rip off of "She's a Maniac"! 

[flenif2247]

Hilarious. Cheesey.. so bad...yet hot.

[morrison1405]

I guess it's safe to say Heather was never a stripper. If she was it wouldn't have been for long. Christ, is this supposed to make someone horney?

[luchoq77]

no boobbies no bootie at all, though she´s still shakes it good , not trying to be a hooker for TJ but was to Sambora, Tommy Lee, and to some others glam dummies , perhaps .Anyhow, she´s one hell of a woman, I still thinks she looks better than in Melrose place days.

[klosepin4]

damn she was hot back then. cant dance though.

[lastmiles]

Amazing how she can't dance at all. Doesn't seem to slow her down however.

[Tokopol]

what are the two songs

[tecnoborg75]

she was a fox back then but she can dance for save her life.lol

[discovery781]

she looks like farrah

[Gerkinstock]

I remember one scene in TJ where HL was wearing a leotard and white tights and doing aerobics or something. If anybody has that clip, please consider uploading it to You Tube.

[chrisgreulich]

@Gerkinstock That clip has been posted recently. It's called "T.J.  Hooker Stacey's Dance Exercise Audition.

[Gerkinstock]

@chrisgreulich Awesome! Thanx a lot for the heads up and will check it out.

[Tesayga18]

Hearher Locklear was sexy and so hot!I welcome ohom...i think anybody that think:P

[jerrymail]

Oh namdédiou! o_O Je l'avais jamais vu comme ça Heather Locklear dans Hooker!!

[leedstown]

she was a piece of first class ass

[Keoni3535]

OMG that is aweful

[chrisgreulich]

She is the prettiest woman I have ever seen. She also has a really nice body!

[TJae1]

looks best cuttin' hair ~

[TEMPmichaelhansen]

sometrimes she looks like Linda Blair ...

[jonathan201012]

her performance sucks she got butt either here anyways maybe she invested in some butt implants

[209KillerQueen]

She needs TWO stripper bars, to go with her TWO left feet...

[NYCPulpHero]

wow.. I guess heather locklear came on and saw how many negative ratings were! LOL

[The3rdHiltonSister]

this bitch cant dance...she should stick to what she does best: being a cunt.

[NYCPulpHero]

LOL!

[eimb1999]

Geez. That clip reinforces why I had a crush on her as a teen! Yowza!!!

[terrifried]

damn that ass is flat.

[BarryDennen12]

It always made me laugh the way Heather Locklear constantly sounded like she had a wad of cum at the back of her throat during this show.

[TheAngiehubbard]

CHECK OUT HEATHER LOCKLEAR IN THE NEW MELROSE PLACE TUESDAYS @ 9/8c ON THE CW.

[howlingbulldog]

The guys in that bar act like they are watching a cooking show or something.

[maddiehammer]

hahahahahahaha

[chrisgreulich]

She did fine for no training. Now days any actor would get a month's training for a professional before doing a scene. It's not fair to put her down. She does a good job.

[INDY223]

are you kitting me? i have nothing personally against Heather. But honestly, her performance sucks badly!

[puddinpop00]

She is no dancer...

[chrisgreulich]

You're right, she's 10 times better than Britney.

[bigTrhodes]

She's cute but no britney at all.

[wordminister1]

heather when she was dancing she got a nice ass, she was working undercover, little fucking bitch, if i was there at that  club i would of follow her off stage and bang the pussy off it

[ExLuedenscheider]

Are you a Jehovah's Witness, wordminister1?

[jonathan201012]

are u kiding she has no ass flat ass

[chris9380]

Marvelous!

[007bondspy]

id still gladly eat her beautifull shits

[Edam3000]

Lol !

[plastikbertrand]

Well I'd bone that any time, no mistake.

[OLDSCHOOLHHSEX]

Dont see how guys can fuck Small B@@BS women,Have U seen those Hilarious episodes of MARRIED WITH CHILDREN when Al Bundy comments on MARCIE being Flat-chested ?>=)p Marcie would be sunbathing TOPLESS-And be mistaken for a boy LooooL ROTF-LMFAO

[hareball527]

she's aweful.

[Oglenthorne]

check out TJ Hooker Lost Episode it's hilarious

[Whi5t1eR]

OK... NEXT

[rainmanx63]

I went to HS with her. I can tell you she looks very sexy when she's underneth of you. That was 30 years ago, I'll bet she's even better today.

[zsibbadok]

LOL

[Bestmanme08]

Shatner dedication in great new bio (All About Jeffrey Hunter) at amazon!

[bellcord]

talk about cheeseball production values...

[klagnut]

i'd love to blow my glorious bounty all over her face

[BaFlaBooey]

Ok she can't dance. When you look that good who cares.

[scotty2hotty543210]

@BaFlaBooey agreed