Monkey Dust: Daddy and Timmy

[xX3lusiv3Xx]

"Roger says Digimon is rubbish"

I'll fucking kill him!

[jamesaellis]

OMG *shoots himself*

[Laughingblades]

LMAO omg

[Laughingblades]

Heh, one had a happy ending.

[Shaun5P]

I'd give up for that Digimon video.

[planetraptor420]

9 justin bieber fans missed the like button

[rampagingacorn]

I wanna go give my dad a hug now.

[lk0micho]

last one = :')

[fogant]

its not dark its life 

[discos22]

Whats the music??? Anyone know? Its sounds like its either portishead or goldfrapp, but anyone know what the song's called?

[discos22]

@discos22 ah its deer stop by goldfrapp

[noa147]

@discos22 thank you so much! I've been looking for this for ages!

[sincityfire]

and lesson is: Never kill yourself.

[VSL123]

Awww. I love the last one.

[meisross]

Do your funny Scooby Doo voice.

[187SicknesS]

lol, fuckin digimon can make anyone snap.

[evilyakko]

The last one is my favorite :D

[goipauset]

whats the name of the song when daddy commits suicide??

[loveminogue]

blows his brains out

[Mulky2000]

I remember when I saw the 10th anniversary episode on tv, I cheered :)

[germancookie20011]

fancy a game of ludo?

[unassumption]

This is mainstream satire now? cool

[Atvishees]

Well, at least Roger was right about Digimon...

[adammorley619]

I love the last one!

[Calum4291]

when daddy pops the balloon and Timmy asks what was that he should of said "just the sound of my heart breaking

[aliveinuterine]

Agh this is so incredibly evil. Love it.

[jasbk]

the last clip shows how theres always hope.

[b0r3d0n1ine]

LOL... i wanted him to Either Kill him self... or Kill TIMMY!...Coz hes not his, and that kid made him kill him self like 100 times LOL

[smarty2103]

YAY! He lived!

[LeeCarl1974]

Very very dark...Goldfrapp at 1:50 is perfect though

[gordonw01]

I find this incredibly sad.

[njj37]

being brung up from a similar situation, this is like getting kicked in my heart's balls

[rayrayisgod]

its so sad and true in many aspects even if it is mostly hyperbole.

[qn5r]

Thats why I hate children. Its not their fault but they can still be little shits.

[brunotherhino]

Third one's my favourite.

[Jarren202]

I remember a comic strip in Maxim (the UK magazine) called "Adventures Of A Widower". It is very similar in content to this.

I wonder if they were written by the same people?

Anyway, this is fantastic. Come on BBC, release series 2 & 3 on dvd!

[sphereballs]

I remember these. The single most depressing thing I've ever seen in a TV series. I love it.

[LeeCarl1974]

@sphereballs The 'Clive Pringle' clips were awesome as well.

[TimJMorrison]

The solution to the last one is:

Kill ALL of them.

[djfrostbyt1]

i watched this when i was a kid an found it alright, watching this now christ omg this its so fucking class hahaha

[Valkyriepure]

Ah women, aren't they grand. As long as they don't have access to your credit cards that is.

[MeneerTiki]

Hoorah! The greatest victory of equal rights; and when he can't pay the alimony: he will be "Deadbeat dad", the Satan of Female Empowerment!

[TheMrbollox]

Timmy is such a prick

[Jenkomolenko]

aghhh gaad, the bleach!

[VALsacount2]

Action man pants!

[GmodFTW123]

God I love dark humour

[kenninast]

It's the best dark humour EVER!

It really is like "I *WANT* to laugh, but... can I do that?" =)

"Daddy...? Daddy?? Can I come and live with you instead?"

"Fun's over, time to go and see your dad"

And the furniture... and the ticking clock...

SO cruel!!!

[FatherWarhol]

How does a woman rape a man?

Cuckholding.

But don't worry, the greatest innovation in female/male relations since the rule of thumb has long arrived: paternity testing.

[AntoineFTW]

@FatherWarhol Unfortunately, even if you can prove the kid isn't yours, you STILL have to pay child support after a divorce. That's the law in many places.

Welcome to Marriage 2.0

[Oiaku]

Oh, dear. I appear to be crying like a baby. This is embarrassing.

[captainpanic08]

@Oiaku Had that effect on me too.

[ErniePi]

the bit where he says were moving to america is heartwrenching

[ErniePi]

soo dark, good stuff

[zcox795]

"mommy told me to say that' "is alison coming back?" LMAO

[matrix4022]

Action Man pants LOL.

[Klamath2046]

Tiimy asking Daddy for his Scooby Doo voice is like a cold knife through the heart

[no1sjester]

Fuckin' hell, I got 5 minutes in before it just got too depressing for me...

[girlhitsbus]

I laughed (i'm a geordie) but the timmy and dad sketches were always the most depressing of the series. Good but depressing.

[slackdave]

Wowmygawd. This is awesome!!

[Teamy]

The best one isn't on this clip. There was a Daddy and Timmy sketch on a later series where Timmy was a teenager.

He swears at his dad, talks like a chav and is basically a complete waste of space. The dad tries to entertain him like he used to by wearing a spiderman suit. Timmy isn't impressed.

The dad goes upstairs and jumps off the building. Timmy says "Daddy, I only talk like this so other boys won't hit me. I miss you daddy. I miss your hugs."

By far the most depressing one.

[cupofcustard]

Was it me, or was he wearing a Newcastle top?

Totally agree with you about it being depressing.

I've been looking all over youtube for that one.

[inthedarkesthole]

Fucking hell, that sounds brutal. I find them funny in a way but I never laugh.

[etocadet]

"what do you want to do timmy"

timmy in geordie accent "sit on a wall and smoke tabs"

[petacavanagh]

@Teamy LOL yeah, S02E03 I think, he comes back from Newcastle... I pissed myself laughing at the spiderman scene... "DER DER DER... DER DER DER" and the look on his face when he gets up close to the screen... PRICELESS :D

[TheFrogkebab]

lol

[NoNoseProduction]

daddy dies a lot

[WillChestnutt]

daamn depressing but good

[AbelMagwitch73]

Friend of mine and his wife have just seperated so I have just sent this to him as bit of a shot in the arm!

It reminds me a bit of myself as a kid with my dad. Perhaps this kind of black humour will make people try harder to patch things up.

[TheREALSisko]

What did your friend think after you sent it?

[perspexion]

8:10 is so harsh!

[adambomb298]

i want to die.....why is this so depressing?

[Kingpin0072001uk]

Everything Timmy says at 3:45 just had me rolling on the floor in stitches, hahahhahahahahahhahahaha

I did think the video was a tad depressing though but definitely one of my favourites.

[wedr1nkritalin]

That actually made me want to cry when I first saw it a few years ago, 18 now and it still makes me want to cry

[userblue]

22, here. Same.

[Provocaine]

shit, so true...

[sonicx33]

once he knew the truth he realised he didnt have to compete

[sonicx33]

this sad but true for some

[FlipJick]

Yeah, my dad killed himself multiple times.

[Ben12622]

This is so sad :'(

[GmodFTW123]

Love the irony at the end of each scene

[FannySMUDGE]

It is very sad...

[indianajoneszilla]

I think its kind of sad

[IllGetUInUrSleep]

haha i started watching it when i was 10 to

[emporerm]

When I was watching monkey dust at 10 years old it just shaped my humour

[DangerYourselfCopies]

...

...

Nah.

[Krazycasey99]

Does anyone else actually want to kill Timmy..?

...sorry thats mean lol

It's funny

[Vrael1022]

this is the most funniest thing on md!!!! fucking love it!!! makes me laugh every time!!

[nuggermyme]

Wooooo i loved the last one ^^

[whattheholf91]

Timmy is a twat

[Perki]

Yep. He's a total twat.

[IJBLondon]

Christ that's dark.

[MuseNINFreak]

That's why I loved Monkey Dust so much.

[BrokenSocialScene21]

The first one was the most depressing...

[SlasherCheetah]

YAY THE LAST ONE IS WIN :D

[takethatguernica]

Oh god is it weird that the atmosphere is what depresses me most about these sketches? It's so horrible and icy and uncomfortably British that I just ... ;__;

[Vrael1022]

lol yup isnt it awsome!!!!! =D=D=D=D=D

fucking awsome british humer! bloomin fantastick!

[Akadra]

Very depressing. I didn't like the last one, though.

Hahaha

[daxyboyfuck]

Timmy is a c*nt

[sinisterish]

Aye anyone who follows spurs or chelsea is undoubtedly a total cnut.

[OscarHunt93]

Timmy is a dick head

[neilss1]

Timmys a little knob lol

[isver]

The song when he commits suicide is "Deer Stop" by "Goldfrapp". It's also on YouTube.

[WalsallGooner]

Can we have Monkey Dust as the promotional video to welcome people to Britian? lol

[watercolourdreams]

I love Timmy

[snowbuddy0]

I, too, would like to know what the name of the song that plays when the dad commits suicide.

[ZenomBeatmop]

This was the first Monkey Dust sketch I ever saw & was hooked after. Dark, funny AND clever!

[brakedancr]

amaZING!!

luvd it

[harps891]

what is the song played each time he takes his life!?x

[TIMLEEUFC87]

ha ha ha that was just gay!

[Syphro21]

Holy shit this is depressing

[MLeyden91]

Oh my god, That was awful.

[rwtig]

its not timmy's fault

[a1024s]

that was kind of depressing...

[L3adCannon]

Timmy is a cunt

[lurkingpanther]

fucking nasty but funny

xxx

[ninjayourepix]

Kill roger.

[Rantmanp1ss0ff]

its all rogers fault..... the cunt!!!

[allyshank]

no its all timmys fault

[janekbonk]

haha

[TomBandfield]

Wow, this is fucking dark... :O

[R0SECR0IX]

Brilliant, but thank god for the last one...

[naturalorgasm]

Well its very depressing, but also brilliantly done, and quietly hilarious naturally

[RoyAndTrev]

thats just really sick dark comedy

[bzM2bH]

its not supposed to be mainstream funny its just really dark surreal comedy

its bloody fantastic

[LazyJLazy]

Nicely done

[q8pussy]

wats so funny about this ? maybe its just another sad eastenders psyco story that mirrors psycos of the planet.

[pang5]

Eastenders? I'm not sure how you pulled that one out but nope, no Eastenders here and no psychos.

[werewolfking224]

love the end

[jasonfu6699]

that's supposed to be funny?

it's fucking depressing

[robchopper87]

shocking... truly disgusting......but you gotta love it

[mousybabie]

what is the song that always plays in the background when the dad goes off to kill himself? i can't make out the lyrics well enough to look them up :(

[minionztar]

Deer Stop by Goldfrapp

[mousybabie]

thank you very much :)

[minionztar]

your welcome ^^

[markafc83]

Brutal but hilarious.

[FATerCHRIS]

thats sooo sad :( but the last one was sweet :)

[clevercraig]

pretty bad the father always dies ....still gd tho :)

[JoshBoyy1]

TIMMY!!!! RETARD

[oxcxo]

"i'll always be in your heart - wherever you are."

"SCOOBY DOO CAN EAT 10 SCOOBY SNACKS!":D

[buxtonski]

The last scene makes almost heartwarming

[NmButteRMn]

I actuallt don't laugh at that any more, i find it so depressing. That's not say it isn't funny, in fact, animation has never left me feeling so sad

[beergoggles69]

DIGIMON!!!! haha

[beergoggles69]

Did you even watch the video you piece of shit? You know, the part where he says digimon?

You fucking cretin. Eat a dick and die.

Thanks for your time. Arsehole.

[digdug1221]

Dear god...these are depressing and morally wrong.

I love them

[DD200300125278]

rofl wtf so funny!!!

[toleodor]

Bleak as fuck

[ErnistWorthington]

oh God I almost stop watching because it was too depressing so I just fast forwarded it and saw the last scene.

[jamesperridge]

this is my future oh hell im so deppressed i want to die and im not jokeing

[evilblades]

cheer up :3

[NmButteRMn]

bloody hell i'm relieved they decided to put that in

[H3adSho7]

Great ending.

[dinnercow]

what the hell!?

[ginganinja101]

hahahah stompin!!

[hangoverbloke]

this just isnt funny

DARK shit

[VashDraven]

Darkest sketch i've ever seen......I love this show ^^

[Deathwish5555]

Rogers a dick.

[fishforcefive]

dark but brilliant series

[floopy]

pure sick, but i like how timmy loves his dad more than roger

[SQAguidelines]

It's sad and funny at the same time which makes it really beautiful imo ;-p

[Highbuzz]

funny imo

[Marekerm]

super.

[deepwithinthedarknes]

should i be scared?

[Intelliraptor]

The end is like " :D " ^.^

[jemmywilko]

monkey dust is genius. this is really sad though.

[CaptainNashSparrow]

so was your mam in bed last night

[purpleass12]

well aleast its not as bad as your mum, she was sick over my cock

tell her to stop trying so hard please

[CaptainNashSparrow]

my mam dead when i was 8 thanks.

[purpleass12]

well dont be talking about my mum like that then! ....... you idiot

[CaptainNashSparrow]

don't express your opinion as fact then.

this is not shit, if it was it wouldn't have lasted on television.

[purpleass12]

why arnt i alound to express my opinion, when it sez post comment and rate this film? and i can have a opinion if you like it or not!

[CaptainNashSparrow]

you said, and i quote, "this is shit!"

to express your opinion, you could've said "i think this is shit, because..."

consturctive criticism is always better.

have a nice day.

[purpleass12]

ok man

your point is true

look at us bitching away lol

im sorry for my disrubed comment

[oasisfranz]

shut the fuck up

[purpleass12]

piss off you sad twat