God of War III HD playthrough pt40

[VivaLaEPiCRevolution]

Who are you gunna call? titan-slayers

[vertigoboy75i]

this is the best PS3 game by far!

[stefman666]

"pandora... forgive me-DURRRRRR" best death ever

[XxKILLERTHORxX]

He swallowed A big Fuckin Terd LOL!!!!!

[misjif2341]

Lesson learned. Don't fuck with Kratos. Not even once.

[7upChugger]

mangina lol

[theprincess2579]

lol kratos is a kick butt titan. or is he?

[DodecahedronHead]

Just for this im gonna anal rape her... lol

[TGND333]

Cronos has no balls because he was castrated.

[animerocks0210606]

the giant was on expired crack thats  wat i think..

[elphaba2011]

I didnt know the gods were dropping objects!!! God dammit...

[nationofmation]

2:34 that was some hotfuzz shit right there haha



[Kwakez]

if i was kratos wen he killed tht smith god i would of ended it with I FUCKED UR WIFE

[Caconymic]

Wouldn't it be funny if when Kratos tossed the stone to Hephaestus it fell in the magma and just melted lol :D

[GhostOfKratos93]

lol he has no dick and no balls because he got castrated and his dick and balls became aphrodite

[9innail]

"OMG this is stupid. Stop it with the BS deaths!" That's what I say to most of your videos. Especially since you always blame the game. Be a man and own up to your mistakes. Go play Super Meat Boy and let's see how much you blame the game... lol

[Maverickt55]

you make me smile dude

[THEFIRSTAVENGERUSA]

Actually he doesn't have a dick or balls cause Zeus cut em off. Damn Cronos gets all kinds of fucked up!

[skypigwoolf]

its his kidney stone:D just kidding of course i know what it is

[residentevilreak]

They WILL SUCK UNTILL U UPGRADE!!!!!!!!!! god damn u suck at this game

[MuchiBuri1]

sooo...He plans to kill a god...BUT before he does that, he wants to give him a weapon, of course the posibility being killed with it isn't there...no...of course not...

[TheWonder143]

Lol, my throat doesnt feel well anymore...

[djyoung316]

Kronos already has a ton of crap living inside him why the hell would he want Kratos inside of him

[cabalboy45]

super brutal kill

[Johnny7Jam]

5:45 he is in hell!

[HTwenty1]

Dude, in like, 14 hours, Hephaestus is going to smell terrible

[lukesdg]

its a kidney stone

[muffin8or]

0:49 its a giant blueberry

[AyZeD]

"he swallowed a big fuckin turd" lol

[godstriker64]

you can see cronos's head right above Hephaestus. lol 

[000kingofpain000]

poor kronos where's a giant bottle of pepto bismol when you need it

[fillabonga]

to bad you could not give kronos a T bag finisher

[braxx02]

@fillabonga

really? really? wow

[Randym32898]

i love it when after he killed the smith god, DSP hit him on the chin and he flew back.

[repressivethoughts]

maybe he should killed kratos before giving him the weapon?

[DarksydeAngel]

AT 8:07 SEX FACE LOL

[Resil27021]

Kraaaaaaaatoast!!!!!

[MasterVenik]

Nice continuity error at the 3:54-4:00 minute mark, anyone else notice that while Kronos is stumbling around that he miraculously heals that HUGE dissection cut to his abdomen spilling out his guts from about 30 seconds before?

[viewernumber32324]

what you do is...YOU PUT DA LIME IN DA COCONUT AND U SHAKE IT ALL UP!LOL

[djyoung316]

7:32 kratos knocks his dead head back

[CantStandIdiots94]

@goldenwhale33 we had a mythology unt in english last year

[theblackhedgehog48]

Holy cow, I just realised that Cronos was that titan carrying that mountain from the first game. I can't believed Hephaestus double-crossed you though, he seemed like such a good guy. :(

[TimeFireProductions]

@theblackhedgehog48 He was probably afraid that Kratos was gonna do something bad to Pandora.

[BeastMan12347]

i still like the hades claws

[Ennahdee]

I felt more sorry for Hephaestus than anyone else, even Gaia.

His parting words especially hit home.

[bigmano42]

they dressed the stone up as zeus cuz cronos ate all his children (zeus is cronos's son)

[bigmano42]

dressed the stone up as baby zeus*

[alienhominid2000]

Anyone notice the Omphalos stone that he ate it is at God of War 2? (Cronos came to eat Zeus at a baby but her mother fake it by using a stone as a decoy?)

The cut in the belly is kinda familiar... somewhere in Gears of War 2...

Great video anyway.

[metaitachi]

I dont get how you can go through the whole game without upgrades. They give you so many cool moves and stuff :(

[NotSoHotGuy002]

youre coughing, do you need a losenge?

[llLolwutll]

HOLY FUCK

[andyjan06]

If kratos was inside the titan the only way to kill kratos was pepto

[voltox3]

the mountain was tiny in the first game

[stormshadow227]

@voltox3 your a idiot it was HUGE!

[UncleRukus5]

so hemakes kratos wepons that can own him befor he trys to kill him...hmmmm smart

[Codemonkey0001]

Omphalus stone?, more like kidney stone

ZZIIING!!!!

[nofishhere4]

*giant things coming to crush you* *climes toward you* *dies* "WTF!?!?!?!" restart *DOES THE SAME THING AGAIN*

[MrAwg13]

WOW, it took 3 times for phil to figure out he was suppossed to slide down his throat.

[oShiiiNeo]

so someone explain to me. why the fuck would you ever eat a god of war? Sorry but i wouldnt let kratos nowhere near my heart.

[stonrplc]

OH MY GOD PHIL learn some godamn common sence!!! he swallows you and u move towards what ur supposed to be avoiding really phil.... oh and u did it twice really.... COMMON SENCE YOU NEED IT!!!

[MrMustBNice]

Yeah, the scale of The Temple of Pandora is definitely an entirely different scale in this game.

[Pacheco212]

I just didn't get why he attacked Kratus? I thought he was a good man...:(

[alekwan810]

@Pacheco212 because he killed Gaia!

[badoujobeale]

I believe Kratos killed his wife, Gaia.

The giant tree lady.

[Rockhalla1]

Gaia was his mother, and grandmother. She was the start of the incest of greek mythology

[DJSoyBoy]

@badoujobeale his mother and grandmother actually

[Mysidekick13]

@tutitime12 thats because it is, well the guy who played him anyway.

[godsmackya]

its a kidmey rock?

[tutitime12]

the big dude thats a blacksmith sounds like patches o' hoolihan from dodgeball

[MrZman218]

what the heck was up with him when he attacked you?

[kapekode]

wait y did he atacked phil i dont get it

phil was talking at the same time he atacked so i didint understodd wat he said

anyone can clear me up plz ?

[XxSolvexX]

you are so fucking annoying

[LeaderofGreeks]

that was the stone that Kronos ate when he thought he was eating Zues when he was a baby. EPIC BACKSTORY AND MYTHOLOGY CHECK!

[volvaga0]

hell yeah dude, when I played that part I was like 'holy crap, thats cool that they added that!' (as im a greek mythology nut I knew exactly what that stone was)

My dad who was watching just said 'wtf are you talking about' xD

[hhhat09]

@LeaderofGreeks yeha but didnt the stone come out too when kronos threw up the gods?

[LeaderofGreeks]

@hhhat09 i dont think the rock had the brains to climb out of his stomach along with the other gods.

[hhhat09]

@LeaderofGreeks kronos THREW UP form a drug and in most tales it says it fell out so the common sense is to put what most people thought in a game

[gamerboy5696]

@hhhat09 he didnt throw up from drugs he threw up from a mixture of musterd and whine

[roberto121395]

@LeaderofGreeks hmm. How did it not dissolve? pretty wierd, since it seemed that the rock wasn't special when it was given to cronos

[ElBandido321]

Hephaestus looks a a bit like that troll thing from Were The Wild Things Are

[Titanomacky]

I'm disappointed that he's not upgrading anything, but then again, I expect that from Phil.

[mihai2mn]

dude the amount of pain he gave to this titan until he killed him is unparalleled, i am astonished

[satanlolz666]

Kratos has got to be Cronus's worst flea.

[eugogu3]

the most difficult boss

[satanlolz666]

Only because of its ridiculous amounts of bullshit OHKO events and QTEs.

[eugogu3]

best gameeeeee

[eugogu3]

i think it's the best PS3 game that i ever saw

[bboyjtek]

phil you fucking suck at playing games man.

[juincey74]

damn dude, some of these parts that your plying are super obvious and I cringe everytime you complain that somehow the game screws you over when it doesn't. Also the parts where you say that the game doesn't tell you what you're suppose to do, if you want a game that holds your hand throughout the entire process maybe you should play one of sid meyers games...they seem to be on "your level".

[Evilslasher47]

this weapon seems like it kinda sucks though... wow he has barely used it...

[TheShadowKakari]

epic kidney stone

[deatheater161]

labotamization

[DrumDestroyer100]

man that one guy was even more ulgy dead than alive

[CantStandIdiots94]

reason why kronos doesnt have a dick is because zeus cut it off and threw it in the sea and it created some other god.....yeah weird

[hokagealex]

it created aphrodite

[maggotmendirectories]

@CantStandIdiots94 wtf lol

[stormshadow227]

@CantStandIdiots94 no that was kronos he cut of his father uranu's balls

[602Lockdown]

@CantStandIdiots94 It created Aphrodite.

[skillacci]

@CantStandIdiots94 Actually Kronos cut off Uranus' (his father) dick and as it fell into the ocean it created foam from which Aphrodite was born. Zeus captures Kronos after he makes the titan puke all of his god brothers. This was explained in GOWII

[CantStandIdiots94]

@skillacci lol i geuss I dont remeber it right

[Zackagge139]

@CantStandIdiots94 it was actually aphrodite

[zerocloud100]

@CantStandIdiots94 which god because i know its not posesidon the god of seas

[GrimTimm0O6]

@CantStandIdiots94 nope kronos did that to his dad zeus actually just chopped kronos into tiny pieces in real greek mythology

[MrHyperPeanut]

@CantStandIdiots94 actually it was kronos that did that to his father Uranus, threw them into the sea and aphrodite was born

[SuperSasuke0000]

@CantStandIdiots94 :D

[JakFan13]

@CantStandIdiots94 Wait, what? What legend was that?

[koshaku000]

@JakFan13 If memory serves, his "dick" fell in the ocean or whatever and from the blood, Aphrodite(goddess of desire) was born. I'm sure you can a much better explanation on Wikipedia.

[JakFan13]

@koshaku000 Okay, that's pretty disturbing.

[koshaku000]

@JakFan13 Yes, yes it is.

[JakFan13]

@koshaku000 Okay then.

Is there a wiki for mythology?

[lituandrei]

@CantStandIdiots94 what god? :))

[Alexomaaan]

@CantStandIdiots94

thats not right. kronos was the one who cut the penis of his father uranos off. sea+sperm of uranos+blood= aphrodite. yeah kratos fucked kronos sister and now he fuck him lol

[cardwellian6]

"Your inerds are now your outerds XD"

[goldenrocks11]

5:40

He's already in hell. XD

[Kratos1372]

One of the best action adventure games ever!!!!

[14kip]

epic game, very challenging . happy purchase.

[9AlexB6]

Looks like Aphrodite will be the only god/goddess he won't kill :D

[tx16horton]

i would have speard him but i guess u cant XP poor black smith person XD

[diprosia]

hes just fucking everyone up dear gods rofl

[KikoBonifacio]

WOW if he was gunna betray u why did he give u a weapon that works....wat a idiot

[donteffwitme]

Lol at Phil blaming the game for his own mistakes.

[Mexicutioner94]

How is he the father of Zues, Hades, and Poseidon if he has no dick?

[2egit2quit]

i died like 10 in the throat part haha

[NetMoverSitan]

It was the stone that he ate thinking it was Zeus (as a baby).

Probably got worn down.

Spartans are known for lacking any mercy in combat.

[celebrob]

in my opion that weapon is the best in the game

[omhuyy]

We are the makers of god of war, we have your 60 dollars, you will never get it back we already spend it on our dinner at Fridays

enjoy your easy game with blood and graphics on a platter

[cj6610]

he said go to hell! he is already in hell! lol

[alhaquin]

man this game is so grouse Idk if I should get it now, i'll start vomiting all over the place

[tigerex777]

what do I do? what about fucking go down?

[F0Xhound009]

why does Phil have like 40,000 Orbs saved?!

Is he really that oblivious to the fact you can upgrade stuff!?

[capturedevice62]

no, he thinks he doesn't have to but he hasn't realized yet he set the game to easy near the beginning

[BlackBurgerShot2]

@capturedevice62 No he selected 'No' after they asked him he was sure. It's still on normal.

[roxas230397]

Its still on Normal he selected No the second time.

[Deaththekid980]

I feel sad for all the titans and gods he killed :(

[skaterf1234]

Kratos is a fucken beast

[chrism4n14]

guys.. at 1:55 ish... i think kratos discovered a new way to remove kidney stones

[thalunizz21]

Lol

[xX666SpadesXx]

Don't worry Phil. You didn't miss anything from not jumping the gap. There's nothing there just an invisible wall that forces you to fall down, You went the right way.

The only hidden thing in that part was the ring.

[LethalPlayers]

godd job phil

[Clownbelt]

Everyone hates Kratos, and Kratos hates everyone. Works perfectly.  Haha

[TheAmazingPotHead]

"It's time for butt sex, for Pandora..."

LOL Phil, do you know Pandora is a kid?

Unless you're a pedo.

[Gustave154]

@TheAmazingPotHead yes phil knew that xD

[TheAmazingPotHead]

@Gustave154, are you saying that Phil is a pedo?...

[stonrplc]

lmfao maybe he is O.o OH YEAH bet he wishes there was a sex game with pandora and not aphro (for some reason i call aphrodite aphro for short)

[ImLegalHeCanHarrasM3]

@stonrplc which would u pick goddess of love are a cursed atifical girl ur choice

[stonrplc]

@ImLegalHeCanHarrasM3 er well if i had to choose obviously goddess of love lol the artificial girl seems to be a bit to young 0_o

[ImLegalHeCanHarrasM3]

@ImLegalHeCanHarrasM3 good choice

[piplup10203854]

after trying to kill me i was thinking the same rape her lol

[kingzombiejo]

dude that blacksmith is DUMB X_X why would you mess with the god killer seriously

[TheAmazingPotHead]

@kingzombiejo, because Kratos is going to use his daughter(Pandora) as sacrifice.Basically he's going to kill her.

The blacksmith was just trying to save his daughter from Kratos.

[ironwez20]

8:09 his is stuck in sex face lol.

[mrbucket1337]

Of course Cronos has no balls...according to the REAL mythology, Zeus cut off Cronos's penis with the a scythe, which fell into the ocean.

Out of that same spot, years later, on a bed of "foam," arose Aphrodite...The goddess of love was born from a Titan's penis.

THE MORE YOU KNOW!

[inland]

@mrbucket1337 where did you learn that? I want to learn more about that.

[TheMiasmaSwamp]

@mrbucket1337 Those Greeks and their weird as hell beliefs, I swear.

[tomatoesofdoom]

In the first game you spent like half the game in the temple, so it had to be alot bigger.

[2Leonoro]

there was nothing you missed on the the ceiling.

[wowrules39]

i said indegestion right b4 u phil :D

[proach6]

lol kidney stone

[luisdalefty]

he got no dick since he got castrated by his son

[officejesus1]

What the hell is that? Instant death...

[Showmetotheexit]

Dude, you hit hepestuses head during the combat with the enimies.

[xSurkinLoverx]

Been playing this game for 2 days. It has way to many glitches as you can see some of them / most of them in Phils play-through.

[unluckyme2255]

Holy shit..

[juangarcia2007]

UNH!!!!! LOL

[jonnyglitch]

it was way fucking bigger in the first game. you spent like a shitload of time in it in the first game haha

[WTFKoduBear]

Haven't been keeping up with the playthrough, is that Hephaestus?

[lopiaz123]

no its Cronos

[wiimasterplayer]

i barely got back to watching this video series....which titan did kratos just kill.....please reply ....thanks

[IIIbilly]

@wiimasterplayer cronos