ALi G writes a book

[highlife1750]

whahaha '' Powerfullest '' !? XD

[ghosthusler]

lololol this guy kinda reminds me of borat

[minwoominwoo23]

the original troll!

[Filthroller77]

lmaoooooooooooooooo. This nigga is the best. lmao. This is one of the best! lmao. The best is how the old guy is lookin at him like laughin in his head. lol

[nhlalwenhlezondo]

The guys main concern was it being a thriller, lawls!

[exSoviet007]

who knows hos more than anyone else in the world? ME.

[rabbifilms]

Betty Smith really sounds like Noam Chomky - the women version. Youtube Chomsky if youve never heard him speak...!!!!!!!

[Device46]

punani

[RestlessToothbrush]

whats the song at the beginning thank you please

[kindahottish]

@RestlessToothbrush Hi its called "Toothpaste is well dear nowadays" by Froopa Cocksook

[marcodd1]

I hate it when the top comments always spoil the jokes by telling them in advance ...

[myusernameisluc]

@marcodd1

Suggestion: Don't scroll down before waching the video.

[sizzurp054]

who knows hoes more than anyone else in the world?.....me......this is writin from a man who has boned over 6 bitches

[Duckhawk2]

With the popularity of Ali G I bet he could make a profit by signing his story for 50 dollars.

[predatorinstincts]

At 5:36 Ali G lost it, he did not expect that the guy would give him 50 $ for the book.

[bensimps123]

flick there own bake bean hahaaha

[HNFxGaming]

I want the one with the queens punarni getting blown up LOL :D

[soiierre]

Not those ones you dirty devil.

[KrissVersteeg]

Arnold Hitler.

[satellite964]

brrrrrrrrr  lol!

[midgetman8888]

"i can set it on a spaceship" genius comeback

[bashar876]

whats the tune at the begining?

[alextyrk]

SONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG­GGG!!!!!!!! NEED the DNB song at the start!!!! PM MEE or something

[Joramapus]

whats the tune at the begining? 

[eliz49]

'I'll take it.'. Teehee

[Masterpieceman16]

"me is gonna write a book version of the lord of the rings." haha! this guy's great!

[TheFilthyMoney]

who knows hoes more than anyone else in the world..... me... this is written from a man who has boned over six bitches hahahahha!!!!

[cittlez]

five. thousand. dollars. cash!

[iloveafg123]

omd ahahahahahah

[XxGonixXFAN]

He made 50 bucks, good enough.

[pbzkfdt11]

haha.......50 dollars for that book.....that was better than I expected........

[haczabim]

@pbzkfdt11 I think he paid him $50 for him to to go away.

[QteeBLACK]

I love him!! :):) I wish he was ~real~ That would be great! I especially love that he writes Romance books lol. Very funny. Luv سوسو

[MarceloLaraM]

hahahahaha x la putamare, q cague de risa. Maestro.

[vicipagup]

hahahaha omg, i cant, its too funny!!!!!!!! and i love how sacha wants to laugh at the end. so cute!

[yomelo]

50 dollars.............I'll take it :)

[MeLoveIsrael]

@yomelo

Why the F*** is he even offering him $50??? hahaha

[dan11009]

"and 9 if you include fingers and thumbs" ahahahahah

[romel1986]

i loke da first guys face expression da whole time, like he has lost his words for good......... lmfao

[lauraalta]

this is the funniest yet.....

[310MRk]

arnold hitler

[boydegg]

Ali should go ahead and do that book version of Lord of the Rings. I think it would be really popular.

[lyriclex]

4:12 best part!

[13dachronic]

"dy manage to stick a grenade up the queens punanie" LMAO

[superpandamanCY]

lol funny how the first publisher laughs at the end.. good to see he has a sense of humor :)

[ted2317]

Love how the publishing guy at 5:44 starts to dig the jokes ;)

[oniedaman2]

"...........ill take it"

[nekkro92]

lol he laughs at t he offer even

[willblizz32]

you know flic ter baked bean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fruitman89]

whats the name of song at 0:15

[23bozz]

When they were talking about lord of the rings a picture of the old wizard guy from the lord of the rings popped up on the Colbert Report

[horrorpunkmetal]

The vibrating sounds like a wet fart hahaha

[bouckie123]

name of song in beginning >?

[onuendel]

@bouckie123 Dem No No We by Aquasky Feat. Ragga Twins

[labtecftw]

five ... thousand.... dollars..cash

that means nothing to him!

okay 5 BILLION dollars

where will u get 5 billion?

thats where u come in

LOLLLololOoLol

[CalQaida]

Stimulate the mind n the punanni!!! =-)

[jakubkrcma]

:-)))))))))))

[ChemdogD]

litrally THOUSANDS of dollas.

[moemoe20092007]

Lord of the Rinks hahaha anybody get it

[guitarrahombre]

southpark copied his idea but made it with a bomb up hilary clinton

[manwithouthat44]

when the guy at the end tells him he want to give him 50 dollars for his bookidea you can see sasha cracking up and trying to keep himself from laughing lol

[gatorades4gangsters]

SONG AT 0:17 PLEASE???

[MrEratk]

and people say we went to iraq for oil...fuckin laura

[Pjourcovadukla]

who knows hoes more than anyone else in the world? ..... me

[hetWoordvanGod]

not those ones you dirty devil

[gibsonz0]

"alright well I can set it on like a spaceship.........." he's got you there hahahah

[siddgaa]

"where are you gonna get 5 billion dollars"

"thats where you come in"

fucking lol !

[shemoo1991]

"how are you getting 5 billion money"  Ali "thats when you coming in"

[pinball281]

lol i dont know if its because im high on chese but that books not a bad idea,lol thats some funny shit

[ksaloverksa]

Powerfulest

[mukerjeewise]

put it on a spaceship........LMAO!!!

[KillTheChristians]

terrorists put a grenade in a queens punany... :))))

[TheCifer6905]

whats really funny is cohen probably could write a legit book if he wanted too

[Tellthatruth]

The book vibrates! ROFL!

[Pjourcovadukla]

strum their own banjo ...

[ButterflyLila]

2:08 Did he just say 'flick your own baked bean' lol, love it!

[mattorfvideo]

that's where you's come in...:)

[mattorfvideo]

you set anything on a spaceship and it becomes science fiction

[choforito4000]

she looks at his face.... nice

she looks at his bling... nice

she looks at his dong.... very nice

prrrrr

[rushansongs]

@choforito4000 haha yeah and also the guy's face opposite to alig is priceless lol

[russillu]

dont eat serial during this....

[Guitbox24]

Couldn't breathe laughing so hard

[Divinemotion]

ROOFL the guy actually offered him 50 bucks for the book.

[olgathedinosaur]

Privacy to strum their own banjo.. you know, flick their own baked bean..

LMFAO

[x0xsoniax]

whats the song at the start

[akaSucc33d]

@x0xsoniax Aquasky Vs. Masterblaster feat. The Ragga Twins - Dem No No We

[x0xsoniax]

@akaSucc33d thanx :)



[martingooner90]

I'll take it. LOL

[EdTheBadass]

Arnold Hitler

:D aaaa ahahaahhaa

[poonUtd1]

........ ill take it :)

[wreyoG]

@poonUtd1  EPIC

[ElvisAguilar05]

Where you gonna get five billion dollars?

That's where you come's in.

[MistaMase102]

"five... thousand... dollars.... cash...." LOL

[Rockylols]

2:39 He was thinking of stealing the vibration idea LOL

[NissanAltimaDriver]

Thumbs up if Luriden brought you here.

[lilbitchoc]

.....nice.....

[keekieMonster]

@lilbitchoc this ones good too

/watch?v=_VhzmpChRm0

[LionHead914]

what is the song at the begining??

[Karestase]

@LionHead914 aquasky vs masterblaster ft. the ragga twins - Dem no no we

[LionHead914]

@Karestase Thank Man =) Respect =)

[Karestase]

@LionHead914 Check it, Bo!... BOOM!

[LionHead914]

@Karestase BOOM SELECTA ;)

[neddomac]

vibrating books a wicked idea

[TheEXpothead]

I'm so high ali g is sitting right next to me watching this

[keekieMonster]

Right of the bat i laughed my ass off.

"people have been reading books for millions of years".!!!!!!!!

[dtadeo2006]

@keekieMonster hahaha! and thanks to NEW technology they is able to now write them too! (of course back then no one wrote books but somehow we've been reading em for millions of years lol!)

[lilbitchoc]

@keekieMonster Me 2

[rls07]

"not those ones you dirty devil"

[lancesta01]

boned over 6 bitches....... and 9 if you include fingers and thumbs....... LMFAOOO

[eltripas124]

contenporary germans?

no doubt!!

LOL

[dtadeo2006]

0:21 ROFL!

[alessandroar2]

....  I'll take it.

[RoundHouseRecords]

2:38 he's totally horny and can't wait to get his hands on Ali's book

[SIETETIZ]

hahaha he was about to laugh at the end cuz he couldnt believe the dude was actually gonna pay $50

[Virus278]

@SIETETIZ it's not like he was gunna pay 50 bucks for the book. It was 50 bucks to SIGN him which is an EXTREMELY low amount. That's probably why Ali was laughing.

[lordvivec87]

''...i do mostly science fiction''

''Awright i can set it on like space ship

[baseballreg123]

@lordvivec87 hahah sooo true!

[SocaTrain]

"dem dont have the privacy"

[HistoryIsMadeByMe]

I THINK I KNOW THAT GIRL! i think she is arnold hilters niece! the hair on her *HOO HOO* looked just like his mustache

[KhongDaniel]

Ali G always beings laughter to me

[tinytoony101]

we've all heard of world war 2 > but did u no 3 yrs befor that there was a thing called world war 1 ROFL loool

[meconate]

She look at his dong... very nice!

[4nsho4958]

i gotta get the vibrating book for my girlfriend lmao

[antirasict245]

1:03-1:37 Matt Stone and Trey Parker ( SOUTH-PARK) stole that idea!!!!!!!!!

[killah666786]

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHHAHAAHAHAHA­HA JOKESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[abahawas]

anyone know the intro song??

[killah666786]

@abahawas  im looking for it too... sounds heavy

[baskuk]

punani ! hahahahhaahah 

[jack390]

stick it in the queen's punani!! xD hes got real balls!

[Flee4me]

"WHERE ON EARTH ARE YOU GONNA GET 5 BILLION DOLLARS?"

-"Yo, that's where you come in."

[Flee4me]

This vid has 1337 likes =D

[davidm6972]

where are you going to get 5 billion dollars? Thats wheres you come in.

[wgh999]

People's been reading books for millions of years LOL

[Good1Embiko]

not those ones u dirty devil!!!!!!!! PHAHAHAHAHA

[pele17]

Ali G just made 50 bucks on total bullshit lol

[tarkeke]

I want those books! rofl!

[NestaPotgieter]

Flick their own bake bean!

[termana1]

5 billion dollars

thats where you come in hahha

and i like how he smiles at the end when he wants to offer him 50 dollars

[suckmycaulk]

borat movie, bruno movie, ali g in da house...i think its time for ali g 2!

[gunthergottlieb]

@suckmycaulk it would be nice but he kills all of the characters after he makes a movie with them because they become too well known. if today someone was walking around dressed as borat everyone would get the reference and there would be no funny interviews to be had.

[jalabi99]

"Three words: Five, thousand, dollars, cash."

[marthamackintosh]

lick their own baked bean LOL

[SenzafineEterno]

@marthamackintosh flick ^~

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[dewaserpresidente]

hitlers mustache simalar to the one she had on her (whistle) hahahaha

[mafowler1]

she look at his bling nice, she look at his dong, very nice

[skinnystinkymonkey]

People has been reading books for millions of years, but thanks to new technology, now they has able to write them as well... LMAO

[skinnystinkymonkey]

People has been reading books for millions of years, but thanks to new technology, now they has  able to write them as well... LMAO

[shimmeringreflection]

amazing ability in all his stuff to captivate people no matter how unsubstantial/silly/taboo the content of what he says is -- it's all in the conviction/seriousness of the tone of his voice!

[MrBluntCunt]

@shimmeringreflection And never underestimate the power of respect. Ali always introduces these people as "his main man" and always makes physical contact with the knuckle touching before signing off in a respectful (if illiterate!) way.

Respect.

[greenrangerv1]

LOL, he's gonna write George Bush's autobiography..lol

[tubeviewerX20]

That's a little off-kilter. That's more of a thriller/ espionage. Hahaha!

[mikeypimp50]

i asked 1 of da girls if her grandad was arnold hitler.....den she put her panties on n neva phoned me agen, how duz u explain that? hahah lmao

[saqib09]

I love Ali G and I'm a fan of crossing all limits and everything, but the bit with the old lady wasn't cool.

[tubeviewerX20]

@saqib09 I thought it was hilarious. It wasn't crossing the line becaues it's ALI freakin' G, after all.

[MsMarc1234]

I´ll take it

[MUDAJOBAS]

a kiss on the lips...not those dirty devil (rofl)

[midoshy1992]

thnx to technology we can write them aswell...

Lmao!!

[ufoforestgump]

weve been reading book for millions of years but now WE ARE ABLE TO WRITE THEM lol

[SoldierCyfix]

so the war in Iraq was started because bush was insecure about the size of his jew-dong.

[BurgerKing5443]

@SoldierCyfix bush isn't jewish

[SoldierCyfix]

@BurgerKing5443 bush is a zionist = jew

[birdman3120]

@BurgerKing5443 SoldierCyfix sounds like a conspiracy theorist.

[walterreally]

South Park did an episode where terrorists hid a nuke up Hillary Clinton's poonani. I wonder which one of these came out first.

[theflashcube]

@walterreally

definatly ali g

[uttamo7]

'people has been reading books for millions of years, but thanks to new technology, now they is able to write them as well' LMAO!

[kunalvaidya84]

1:36 The guy is literally lost for words here....

[MegaSkuxxx]

fuk i wonder how he comes up with all this shit so quickly and keeps the straight face!

[tinmanism]

@MegaSkuxxx despite his look. i believe he is really smart

[PhuQuangLe111]

HAHA, THRILLER ESPONISAGE

[masteryaf]

$50, ill take it

[CanJ0n]

No those ones you dirty devil

[Zujfsn]

lol the first guy was like wtf lol