"ZOMBIE STAMPEDE!" 8/01/10

[1luvstweety]

how to slay the el zombios XD so cute

[tokiohotel235]

Is that hairspray in the background?! O.o

[Nilsisdenaam]

@tokiohotel235

Yeah, for zombiez

[TheCAMA01]

if you shoot a zombie in the head and then uhhhh well have it give you a blowjob ok you know what 2 questions! FIRST how would you even do that? SECOND wouldnt you want to shoot it a second time and then pull out all its teeth so you dont end up a completly PENISLESS zombie!?!?!

[kytoyou]

Swifty, whats your opinoin on covering ever part of your body. Going into town and kill a crap load of zombies and then rub there guts all over your body and see if that gives you the ablity to walk amoung the undead.

[nardysays]

my friend has just finished a book on blogspot about zombies and the apocolips please check it out if you can zomblogapocalypse.blogspot.com

[TheEmolla]

How do u discise ur self as a zombie

[VHTLtdDimarzio]

I'm in love with a zombie... what should I do?

[caminrulez]

i have that book and was just reading it, i will share knoledge with anyone who asks, lolz, its some pretty ligit shit:D

[NintendoNads]

watch highschool of the dead ! :D

[stumpsheartsyou69]

Favorite this video! For zombie obsessions!! XD

[kissymelissa]

Have you read the walking dead comic series?? and do you prefer the modern day running "zombies" or the classic romero walking zombies?

[melodyalexissizer]

pause at 1:20. yeees <3

[tiagensue]

Dudee, your beautiful ahha pshh

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[AdrinAmdis]

If you like The Zombie Survival Guide, try reading The Zombie Combat Manual A guide to fighting the Living Dead by Roger Ma. It's really neat :]

[MsMetal4lyfe]

your hair looks fucking excellent

[OreoPonyGirl]

haha this is awesome

[KBtopwin2080]

You have beautiful eyes.

[imabe54]

i love your hair :D

[JesseTaylor18]

i think if i had to chose a way to kill a zombie i would use a chainsaw that would be badass. would that work or would they just still be alive and just in a lot of differnt peice's?? but you would have to admitt running around with a chainsaws killing zombies would be off the chain. ahh watch out zombies here i come!! off with thier head!! lmao.

[xtiredxemox]

@JesseTaylor18 if you cut off their heads they die, but a chainsaw wouldn't be a good weapon because it either has a finite amount of fuel or it needs to be plugged in, and the grid would probably be turned off

[flower69456]

@JesseTaylor18 Yeah it would be bad ass...Until you run out of gas.DUHH!

[ionlama]

US A MONSTER TURCK TO RUN THEM OVER DUHHHH

[octopuslover225]

it's little kids. the pied piper lures away little kids.

[candylizard101]

i love how your hair looks here!

[xXSteph11Xx]

I think you shuld totally keep doing this,because like five minutes ago i just finished watching the movie "Wreck" (movie about zombies) & im fucking creeped out,& the first thing i do is come to you for advice how to defeat them...so yeahh keep making these(:

[paidpomo]

Could u get infected by eatin zombies shit

[livemellylive]

@paidpomo Yes.

[itsprincessyal]

I wanna know,

if You become a Zombie, can someone give you flatio...? i mean like come on, you're fucking ADORABLE!

[Gloomkitty]

I adore this book you've been reading from. My BFF gave me that sucker when it first came out a couple years ago. Zombies are awesome!! Best movie of ALL TIME George Romeros origional Dawn of the Dead. (the 70's version) That movie and the music in it-- funny, funny stuff. Keep up the good word (k) Swifty! Educate these public, but not too much. We don't want all of them surviving...

[OMGimSOBER]

Lol Sweet ass >_>

[BulgerBroadcasts]

Head for the cold when it's a zombie apocalypse.

[xAngelxOfxDeathx21]

Hypothetically, if you wanted to marry a Zombie, would it be Necrophillia or Beastiality?

[iThUmPeRiiBlemo]

@xAngelxOfxDeathx21 Necrophelia

[xAngelxOfxDeathx21]

"I just want you all to know, im retarted." <--- WIN.

[bicmacman55]

2:07 fucking funny.

[coledabull]

Do zombies starve?

[TheBoo100]

your eyes :O <3

[29lopez2]

if a dog bites a zombie will it turn into a zombie

[xPinkFrostedDonut]

matt tries to eat baby's too, so that makes him a zombie, right? O__o

[SuperAwesomeParty]

movie i recomend seeing is day of the dead 2 contagium it explains alot on how the zombie thing stared and a whole bunch of other stuff its insane

[BrokenMyHopeAgain]

what about when you run out of ammo?

[SuperAwesomeParty]

@BrokenMyHopeAgain u die

[29lopez2]

can u kill a zombie with a knife

[SuperAwesomeParty]

@29lopez2 yea

[ItaKatPureMoonlight]

If you get somehow infected, how long does it take for u to become a zombie. And Is it possible to disinfect it?

[XxxDarkDeedsxxX]

@ItaKatPureMoonlight once you get infected theres no reversing it and once yuo die in like 6 hours u become a zombie

[3da12]

@ItaKatPureMoonlight after bitten the book says it takes about 20 hours to die there is no way to disinfect it

[SuperAwesomeParty]

@ItaKatPureMoonlight yea dawn of the dead the guy was bit in the arm so they cut his arm off and burned it shut with a hot frying pan

[V3GGYNinja]

@MatthewBrianBrown WAAIITT! I saw this movie called "Dead Men Walking" and zombies would get blown up and their guts would fall on people and they would turn! D: And they didnt have cuts or anything ':[[

[Luck7And7GunShells7]

amazing soul patch!

[nikki1212021]

hey cuz ur into a zombie mood i got a freaking sweet book for you to read :) its called Dead City by Joe McKinney u should check it out!

[NightQueen1313]

when killing a zombie why are you supposed to aim for it's barin. since it's already dead I'm pretty sure it isn't using it so what makes the brain the special target instead of the heart or something?

[SuperAwesomeParty]

@NightQueen1313 have u not seen the movies? the brian is the only working thing on the zombie if u take the skull off but the brain is still attached it will still want to eat u even tho it was no mouth its crazy

[NightQueen1313]

@SuperAwesomeParty lol i guess I was kind of wondering why, as if the book would have a scientific answer as to why the brain is still functional yet the rest kind of isn't. cause of course zombies can be explained scienticically >.< lol

[genesys56789]

do zombies duche

[thumbtactrio]

THIS WAS MADE ON MY FREAKING BIRTHDAYYY!!! ok so like if a zombie ejaculates on you can you catch the zombie?! D:

[NightQueen1313]

@thumbtactrio lol same here, idk why but august seems to be a really popular birthday month.

[thumbtactrio]

@NightQueen1313 i do not know anyone who has the same birthday as me xD EXCITEMENT!! xD

[cloudtail12345]

the perfect weapon please i mean i would use a light saber

[CataroniAndCheese]

Can I touch your hair? <3

[tawnyZOMBY]

your hair is so cute in this vid, matt.

<3

[Metalman6857]

weapons pl0x :D

[Jennarockshardcore]

Favorite part... 1:19-1:21

Soooo fucking great!!! XD

[LaughRavsturrLaugh]

Ha. :D I have that book. xDDD Zombies are real bro. xD

[maVolleyball]

Thumbs up for hair care table inthe background :)

[IJustSneezedSir]

omg i got that book at target the other day !!! :D :D 

[CookieMONSTERisFULL]

I want to know the perfect people to take with you... obviousley a scientist/doctor. piolet. ermmmmmmmmmmmmm a gun person..... and the pied piper!

[Andrea9514]

I got that book for Christmas, I love it so much, I've borrowed it out to like all my friends and now I want to read it again, and don't worry, I really suck at reading out loud hahaha

[xxliziiixx]

-Man-Eating Vag-

Q: If "el zombio" bit my vajay,wuld it become its own separate "el zombio" entity, since it already has its own mind???

A: is urs swifty man mister

-Liz A. W.

[SummerandCameronShow]

how much was thta book, and where did you get it?!

[DamienBurnerBlaze]

OMG ZOMBIES ATE MY BABY!

Heii Matthew I Have a song out called Zombie, I you should check it out. It'd Be cool If you Like It :)

[samlovescory1]

What Are The Basic Supplies You Need To Survive?

[emokittyheart]

ahhh you read so sexy

[Andrea9514]

@emokittyheart yes, stuttering, confusion, and embarrassment is so sexy hahahah

[revgirl666]

my favorite weapon of choice would have to be a banjo and hedge clippers like the seen in zombieland! xD

[Andrea9514]

@revgirl666 you'd die right away.

[neighbor98]

my favroite is to shoot it

[koolkiddale]

your just like my mother :/ lool but shes terrafied of them ( we have a surviul kit and list)

[florsin12]

i'll get kinkey wit u anytym lollszszz ;-) SWIFTYRULESZZ!!!!!!

[honeybuniful]

have you watched Zombieland??? lol

[StrawberyCheeseKAKE]

Is that Aussie hair spray in the background? XD

[revgirl666]

@StrawberyCheeseKAKE lol thats the first thing I noticed too! but I mean look at his hair @_@

[Xanjrod]

Perfect weapon against zombies?

Easy, Saeko Busujima.

[katlouali]

You are soo beautiful.

[cocoa141]

i like ur hair here matt

=)

[91Brittany1]

do zombies swim. if a zombie dies in the ocean and a shark eats him is the shark a zombie.

[SuperAwesomeParty]

@91Brittany1 theres this one movie i dont remember what its called but they used to play it mtv alot at night but they have lik a armored trin but it doesnt have to be on a track and the zombies go to fallow them and they just got threw the lake they didnt swim but they walked on the bottom of it or somthing

[sickofjessii]

you are so cute.

[MsANIME2010]

@sickofjessii he is so NOT cute HE IS FREAKIN HOT I CANT LIE

[kels222ily]

I has that book too.

O_O

[Whamesl0l]

heres my logic of a basic zombie:

once turned into a zombie, they are already dead (hence the the term "undead") so their nervous system is dead and they do not feel pain, the cannot see, but they kill by sound, so if you are smooth enough, you can often miss a whole predicament by just being quiet,

[Whamesl0l]

plus, they are immensly strong, this part has never been explained in any movie or book so heres my logic behind it, ive recently been told that the human body only uses about 50% of its muscle strengh simply because the muscles would disintergrate from too much useage at full strengh, but as zombies brains are dead, im guessing they dont have the power to control how much muscle they use, so they just go full blown,as usual, killing them is by removing the head or destroying the brain.

[MizzAidaCupcakes]

you should definitely read the Anita Blake books by Laurell K Hamilton, trust me ;)

[wrath9899]

swifty what is your steam id

[ethantup456]

perfect weapopon!!

[buttons867]

my friend had that book

[postaldragon123]

Dont forget to dubble tap (if u hve seen zombieland, u would understand this)

[itsmissahh]

Sometimes when I watch your videos, I catch myself staring at your perfect hair in wonder, not even paying attention to what your saying.

So then I have to rewind and listen to it all over again.

[Okwhatnow95]

...if a zombie bites you, BITE IT THE FUCK BACK

-courage wolf

[PsychosocialSam]

wtf is all infront of your tv? o_O

[Italianlove09]

you use aussie hair spray. me too. that means we're tottally gonna hook up

[Dilemmsy]

heyz , have you ever seen shawn of the dead??? also , also , also what if the zombies where like the one's from '' i am legend''? like fast and smart(ish)?

how would you kill them then , bizatch?!?!?!?

p.s diggin the gangsta ring btw just thought i'd throw that out there.

ok, byez

[RaeganRAGE]

You're eyes are stunningly blue(:

& I would like to get a little bit kinky? ._.

[xXxNightxXxSkyxXx]

Does clothing matter when killing zombies?

[TrevorMeetsInfinity]

That book changed the way I live my life.

Now, I don't sleep. Just in case.

[TheKimberleyEve]

your hair is looking extra amazing here.

[AlyssaCrazy189]

I used to carry that book around with me so I would know what to do in case of a random zombie attack.. I'm lame. :)

[DylanLeiding]

what are you suppose to do if you walk in on a super zombie orgy and they ask you to join, yes no? cause i mean your probably ok as long as they all watch there teeth right?

[snoozen25]

What's your favorite zombie movie

[rsvnine323]

I'm reading that book XD

[TheDeanscene14]

the perfect place to taake a shit before you die!!! xP

[pandasareeatingmytoe]

where IS the best place to be? I never thought there was such thing.

[w00tgirl]

lol you're such a nerd. but that makes you super awesome :D

My sister also thinks this is funny you reading this. Since she has this book in all xD

[TheAznswimmer24]

HAHAHA MATT DUDE I LOVE THIS BOOK xD i really want to learn how to use the shaolin spade and go to walmart and costco to live, they have all the supplies you need hahaa

[HEDoLEY1234]

thats such an awesome book. :D

lol you're so adorable.. you and your speech impediment. :D haha

i have a quick question.. which is your favorite zombie movie.. mine would probably be dawn of the dead.

[ryenatay]

omfg i so have that book!

....you wouldn't die, i'd so save you!

[ShaneIzPoppin]

I friggin love Zombies, why kill 'em? OhOhOh i went there, where exactly? Ok enough shut up. See what the voices do to me??!!

[LadyCrimson19]

i read that book once it was epic and AWESOME haha

[TheMaccintosh]

the first time you said 'pied' that was SERIOUS alabama :L lol redneecckkk haha!

[ThePeekachu]

What zombie is the easyest to kill?

[circle963]

best place to live/chill during a zombie fiasco

[edwinsgeneration]

Do zombies ever get SEXUAL NEEDS?! like masturbation !! gosh i know it wouldn't make sense to, but I hope they do... not that I've ever googled zombie porn or anything...

[joshenell299]

what the perfect sex precision to do with a a zombie?

and shoud l i use protection? and if so is a shower curtain good enough? 

[Tezzica]

Swiiftttyyyyyy. Did you put your ninja powers on this video cause it keeps freezing and not letting me know the hidden secret of your zombie survival book? I think my laptop is trying to tell me I'm meant to die if there ever were a zombie invasion. Sadly I do believe this is true. :(

[ThefishsaysRAWR]

I enjoy you giving me knowledge on how to survive a zombie outbreak. Thank you SwiftKarateChop. Thank you for saving the world

[ibanez309]

How do Zombies take a deuce?

[CJxSPRAYER]

@ibanez309 through their fingers

[RaviBlader]

@ibanez309 lol whats deuce??

[MRCAVALIER34]

@ibanez309 they dont

[sabrinasixx]

Why is it almost impossible to escape from being attacked by a zombie? How do you defend yourself if you don't have any weapons on you? xD

[Technotricity]

Can zombies actually talk? Cause you know they WERE once an educated human (hopefully). So what the movies are trying to say is once you're un-dead, you talk like "BLARRRGGGG BRAINS BLAAHH BLERRRKK HERPESSSS MUHHH MMM" or something?

[frankmad212]

I have a question, if a Zombie is running towards you and you have NO weapons, what do you do??

[ThefishsaysRAWR]

@frankmad212 You fucking run. Like hell. :D

[HeyHaiHelloxx]

can zombies eat other zombies.??? :O

[KraziiSophina94]

hahah It would be sweet Ass!! Sweet ass...lol

Can i get a woot woot for Sweet ass??? lol

[alternifeind15]

is the double tap thing really usable?

[Weirdo365yea]

Dont you eat babies on your sandwich?

[imyourloser13]

i haqve that book!!!! isnt it awesome!!!!! im too lazy to finish it though D:

[omgitscami93]

you are pure sex.

[Antkay15]

you get non perishable foods, lots of guns, and go to a jail, one of the most secure places, then wait out the invasion, or pick them off from the top of the jail

[Qymberley]

i love that book! :D

i got mine from forbidden planet :3

[RAKAssTV]

Haha every zombie enthusiast has that book! xD I have it, my brother has it, my friend has it lol I also have World War Z which is also a good book by Max Brooks

[Blackwingedgirl]

THE MECHETE!!!

[RainbowBlush99]

Do zombies like to be tickled? I'm a good tickler .......

[panzylotta]

What did we learn today.. That District Lines don't sell shirts to Finland. *dies* I was so gonna buy your "What did we learn today"- shirt...

I don't remember if you can kill zombies with fire? Or do they just keep running as a fiery corpse...

[guitarfreek001]

can you kill a zombie with your penis without getting an STD?

[Ailacake]

Bitch I know bout dem zombies! They be eatin on yo babies xP yeahhhh one day imma be a zombie exterminator

[allbutbeauty]

go to cabela's.

they have food, weapons

and sometimes

a friggin ferris wheel.

[teheehe]

i hope u dont get sued.

[MrsjasperrHale]

OMFG your like drop dead SEXII

[samanthadayhin]

yooou make me laugggh =$

[Mancalledsamm]

ok, go to walmart, get food, go to lowes or home depo, get blunt objects, then! go to bass pro shop, set up, live forever, those stores have a fucking fish tank in them!! you can live forever! until you die of course. but from now to you die you are immortal!

[MuSiKpHaNaTiK22]

haha, i would honestly pay to have you read me this book! you make it so entertaining! hahaha LOVE IT!

[JayEhEnEaTee]

Hey those are the paintings you won from Val's Art Diary! :D weren't there 5 in total?

[ChrisCraig3]

I have this book it's awesome.

[bbbff1996]

They sell that book at the Auburn University bookstore and I never bothered to read it but you make it interesting!

[GeorgSimmel88]

can you improve the quality of the sound please???

[canjamtwilight]

AAAAHHHHH!!!!! i have the same hairspray as you!

[AlixandraAnarchy]

ARE DEAD ZOMBIE BABIES still delicious? I think so but thats just me.what do you think?

[rosie189cookie]

Do you believe in the slow, braindead zombie that rises from the ground, or the fast, infected, angry/enraged zombie?

[margiejooby]

are zombies edible? would i become a zombie if i ate one?

[CheckAgainNever]

i like worly war Z by some dude (cant remeber his name ) and how to survive a horror movie by seth grahame smith. hehe...wanna know how to kill satan? I guess you gotta show him your penis o.0

[AyeCarly]

I love this book and I love you, Swifty,

But I would love to hear your input on infection spreading via mosquitoes.

Can't remember if they cover it in the Guide?

But I've seen a few movies where it was covered and it resulted in the individual amputating the infected limb.

However, if I recall correctly, there's only a 40% chance of actually not dying or gettign infected?

[zeromtr911]

Gotta love Swifty hahaha. Alright now the question....hmmmm.....what's the best CLOSE RANGE weapon to kill the little fuckin' zombie hookers? I mean lets face it, you can't ALWAYS blow their effin' brains out....that's not as fun. ^_^

[kkone7]

I freakin love that book. I felt so prepared and safe after reading it. BRING IT ZOMBIE BITCHES!

[ItsLeeannBihh]

I was getting stoked to see your penis. Wtf?

[reubenblitz]

SHYEEET, IM READING THAT - take it seriously >)

[lovelielive]

i love this book <3 i got it for christmas :D!

[shetokko]

u wANNA noe wats the best weapon i think i spelt that wrong idk but yea lol

[Gogohax]

Haha! You have stitches tattoo'd to your arm! That makes you like... King of zombies! FTW!