SSI's Shred of the Month: Lawn Mower Shredding (P)

[hanyoukimura]

The old mower was better built and higher quality than the new stuff in stores today.

[Mondotoast]

Dammit bobby

[flyinasscritter]

if that's all it took was riding a lawn mower to get a woman on yah then i would own a lawn equipment business and never settle down! that shred took alot longer than expected thats when they made lawnmowers good!

[y2kxj]

will that shred harden steel like bucket lips or drill steel from mining equuient??

[TheBooboo7112]

but will it blend?

[blikje5]

Shred the black box of a airplane

[MultiRedman7]

it was struggling lol

[vwbusssesareforever]

damn, that was an older style lawnmower too. Dont see too many of those anymore either.

[shinyfuzzy]

that was a good lawnmower. RIP

[ayasustanaN]

Watching these videos makes you awere of the emptyness of the material life...

asd

[sneezabonk]

she doesn't think his tractor is sexy

[codystout71]

and then there was none

[Kingratass]

shred a bulldozer



[youpooper18]

Hank Hill would be like, BWAAAAAAHHHHHAHHH!!!

[greenwalls100]

how bout someone stands under it :D

[poukilink]

I find this hard to masturbate with ...

[MrGimli2]

what was that last peice of mettal?!??!

[247Countryboy1]

@MrGimli2 good old Briggs and Stratton or Kohler engine block

[MrJordanstech]

House shredding!

[villie91]

shred a nuclear warhead

[ezcondition]

that so fake.haha

[zombiekillar1234]

a wild shredder appears! i choose you tire! what action will you take? fight. tire uses vomit. attack is unaffective. shredder uses shred. its super effective!

[Gatewayuser200]

pure bullshit

[HRVAT1975]

Can't Buy Me Love (1987)-- that was a good movie...

[dickiedocker]

Ah the poor guy put up a bit of a fight

[TrashKid63]

I`d like to see you guys put a whelie garbage bin inside of a SSI Shredder

[icesamari]

lol, "HEY, COME OVER, GRAB MAH MAN TITTIES AND LES RIDE!"

[2009jimmy2009]

1PUGLIFE WILL NOT LIKE THIS!

[monkeynuts530]

such a waste.... 

[nadoeloiskat]

That fella fought back hard.

[rockinfaceplant0000]

shred the government .

[sneezabonk]

The real meaning of cutting the lawn at the end

[craigholmes83]

not even worth an actual comment

[gosst60]

@craigholmes83 well wake the fuck up n dont watch you pansy !!!!!!

[SuperNobama1]

that redhead had nice jugs

[seansweetaurus]

THAT WAS AN ANTIQUE SIMPLICITY WTF

[rednecker52]

it's apparent she doesn't think his tractor is sexy...

[psychotikpaisano]

Why does this seem like the start of a failed porno?

[COCONDECK]

@psychotikpaisano THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE LMAO!

[crimson22s]

somebody shred obama

[stingraystud]

@crimson22s hell yeah=-]

[crimson22s]

@stingraystud ahhah ;)

[XXINTL]

couldnt snap that crank lol 

[Chris090883]

She thought my tractor was sexy til it didn't start

[Evanisawesome54321]

shed a bunch of iphone 4's

[gokartbuyer]

@Evanisawesome54321 nah ,just shred steve jobs.

[HotBMWs93]

why do they always destroy the good things

[hardwares1]

@HotBMWs93

because shredding 'worn out krap' is SO 1980's....

[nrweir]

@HotBMWs93 look at the top comment and tell me that is good

[pbartolomeo05]

@HotBMWs93 Did you not watch? It broke down and embarrassed that poor man.

[stevengraham100]

SHRED JUSTIN BIEBER hanna montana.

[douhnutz]

SHRED JUSTIN BIEBER

[AcaAllertor127]

@douhnutz yeah

[MrOrangeReal]

I wonder what happens if we throw Chuck Norris in there, hmm.

[Axel409]

Well, no wonder it crapped out, it wasn't green.

[GWR4079]

How about shedding dead livestock? Sheep, pig, cow, and horse?

[dpelpal]

My dad's a television repair man, he's got this killer set of tools. I could *totally* repair that mower after it was in the shredder!

[new14520]

imagine a vehicle type shredder out their driving around shredding what ever gets in it way..

[Halobenzene]

Should have left the gas in that thing. It'd go BOOM real nice when getting shredded.

[crazyboy5150]

$20 it cant shred superman

[skidMarkNZ]

tow truck of the future...

i'd like to see you try shred a 1980's volvo, it will take forever to get through it, built like a brick outhouse....

this thing is violent but its design is well, severely flawed....

[jasonrtaylor]

Why pay for an oil change? Just shed it. Never cut right anyway.

[jasonrtaylor]

This is what i do after work for fun. Watch shredding videos to release the stress of the day.

[ch00bz0rzz]

turn it on then shred it

[wizard101emily]

shred timber's head

[30GB]

would have been nice if you gave it to me but oh well

[cdnbrit]

So will it Shred some of the Shredder blades?

[pontiacmaniac2]

possible a nice briggs engine to waist. If it was a techumseh go for it.

[hootergirlsrhot]

using the monster would be easier, stronger, and fast

[penknifemonkey]

slow at munching tho

[killerkoala1993]

I wonder if they shred exhusbands

[armyboy1207]

in soviet russia lawnmower shred shredder

[coolboarder44]

@armyboy1207 Hahaha, that's funny!!!

[darkwood6666]

nice tire spin NOT lol that was so weak

[kazimann]

It's no good to no man now!

[mellotrongirl]

Dear John: About your John Deere...

[goatmennum2]

3:14 well theres your problem

[JTMarlin8]

Seems underpowered.

[cubcadet2]

thats not right they could ave madd money to some one who might want it

[whatnoobs]

hmm i think i know whats wrong with that mower...its been in a shredder i would recommend buying a new one and see how it handles

[METH3454]

When Osma Bin Laden get's caught i would LOVE to see him thrown into this Death Chamber but i would slow down the cranks a wee bit just for him , i think it would be more exciting than flying planes into buildings, what do you say people thumbs up ?

[Superjumpmaster]

a GIANT BLOCK OF ICE ! < shred that !

[shortthrow50]

these machines take way to long to shred anything. not very cost effective or productive to spend the money on them to make money

[SpeakerPolice]

Am I the only one that thinks that everything that goes into this machine could have been put to better use? This seems like an enormous waste of product and more of an ego boost than anything. Worse than Blendtec! Think of how many people could have really needed a lawnmower or refrigerator or computer. Yes, I know it's YouTube and anything goes, but it just doesn't feel right. I'd hate to be someone looking for a used riding mower and stumble across this video.

[Beaula2]

man your right that mower waz the bomb i love old lawn mowers

[SpeakerPolice]

I agree, some seem collectible now.

[MarshmellowFluff]

Right. Recycling old appliances is bad.

[hvguy]

@SpeakerPolice a POS busted lawnmower, old useless HDD ">1gig" an old christmas tree, bald tires, a trashed car with hardly any usable parts that are already in high supply....

yes your right, so many people could have used these worthless things...

and hey, its marketing... all marketing comes at a price, this just happens to be useless junk found out at the curb free of charge..

[ohnzee]

thats the purpose of the show mate...

[startacklebox]

i know exactly i couldve fixed it and used it to make money but they just ruin it

[SpeakerPolice]

Surprising in this economy...

[startacklebox]

well mayby have some fun with it at least

[oskarveliky]

Well, the video was added in July 2008 before the whole crisis started... :-)

[RhangJhun]

think how much money is wasted on advertising. This is just entertaining, cheap advertising.

[BigAgitator]

@RhangJhun Yeah. It's amazing.

[cheetawolf]

you can actually see the sets of blades lock up several times, but it reverses. lol

[Mccarronm04]

On the website they for these shredders they call that riding mower heavy duty...lol

[Serostern]

Kind of too week shredder?

[Messerschmitt262a2a]

they should have used "the monster"

[guineapig479]

i could of done with that!

[HDXFH]

i agree fix not waste

[bentboybbz]

wow...that shredder looks more beast than trhe others

[robertg222]

Forget the shredder. Who is the great looking girl.

[grudainc]

SHRED HER!

[mykidsdad36]

serves that lawn mower right, that fat guy probably never will get a hot girl like that again!! And just to think had that mower started where would they be now? I bet he's glad that shredder was close by, so he could take his anger out on that mower properly!

[ChRiStHeTuNeR1993]

poor truck :-(

[masterquadbiker]

that shredder was a bit shit

should of used a better one

[mattluvsmud1989]

that mower was a fighter. if it was a newer one it, woulda been done in 30 seconds.

[jldwolfe]

Wow what a waste. Assuming the motor was bad, you can find vertical shaft engines all day long for 25 to 100$ used. Its time people stop this throw away mentality. FIX NOT REPLACE!

[wsbowdown1]

I love these vids. Great these guys make a good product and have a sense of humor.

[EngineManic]

Good job fat ass

[walkingfreak]

goddamn i would of loved to have a tractor like that and rebuild its engine

[braincrisp1]

How does this thing do with ex girlfriends and bosses?

[kundazryby]

this one is weak :(

[papabugs71]

Wow. Believe it or not, these old mowers are fetching top dollar right now.

Seems you just cant buy a good mower these days. Your better off rebuilding an old one....

[HDSHIG]

It's funny how long it took the shredder to shred the shredder because the shredder usally shreds grass now its being shreded by the shredder. <<<<Awesome tongue twister xD

[masterquadbiker]

LOL NICE!

[JRCollinsfan]

Oughtta be fucking shot! Poor old simplicity tractor, They were the best ever built, built to last.

[ApSykesThewolf]

Shred a house!

[gaz52]

And how would you pick it up to get it in the shredder?

[24preacherboy]

The musulms would love this.

"Watch it shred infidels, christians, and jews".

[dippy0987654321]

lol wtf

[vicky9576]

please i'm begging you shred my mother in law !

[jogga123]

Put that mustang in there.

[Snegenad1]

Now it'll finally know how the lawn feels when he comes by...

[Timberwolf8998]

shred hanna montana

[scousevampire]

@Timberwolf8998 shred justin bieber

[natmaka]

Shred a shredder!

[dueseda]

the other Shredder is faster

[couchebag]

That mower put up one heck of a fight and took the shredder quite a while to eat it all.

[Joseph9536]

Could someone shred fred?

[realcelestialphoenix]

now your mower's broke- i guess your gonna have to mow the grass with a shredder...

[BlueOx2277]

Dude shoulda bought a deere.

[uselessarab]

can somebody shred paris hilton?!

[markushka141]

@uselessarab no? britney first!

[Haumiblau01]

@uselessarab Why would you do such a horrible thing to an innocent shredder?

[Jukonja]

that took a while :)

[TeRRoRx503]

only in wonderful oregon do things like this happen

[madberrys78]

too bad someone took off the engine

[shloop4]

does SSI make something for mowing the lawn?

[connord12]

1:01 HULK SMASH!!! haha

[shloop4]

the guy deserved it... you should always take prime care of your mower and make sure it is always reliable...

[662990201and]

well things dont last forever, read the description, 20 years!

[shloop4]

only 20!?! ive had stuff from the 50's to do my gardenwork [so what if it caught fire] XD

[662990201and]

lol

[hootergirlsrhot]

now have fun cutiing the grass

[waaazapwnz]

put on riged teeth, like ashark tooth, with spikes on each fin thing!!!

[johnsdevid]

Would be so cool in reverse.

[ree4160]

crap mower

[Corollaboi]

That's a shame, that tractor had a nice vintage look. =-(

[Valtomotive]

put 30 inch 4340 steel on it

[Deerkiller900]

THE GUY WAS LIKE WAIT TAKE ME WITH U PLZ

[Chuckq1]

how about setting it on fire then shredding it

[scott93257]

Well ther'es your problem right there LOL

[gregwddriver]

Sure, but will it re-sharpen the blades?

[demonsparkx]

when live gives you lemons make lemonade,but when life gives you problems.....just put em in a SSI shredder!

[spiritawe]

lol, i can't blame the dude for doing this. I love this show. lol

[XcarfreakX]

notice the engine in two parts

[jamesmorganjr1978]

Looks like they found and fixed the problem. "So your telling me thats what was wrong with it.?"

[thisisdan71]

Am I the only one that understood the Can't Buy Me Love reference?

[darcyzahn]

This is a wonderful machine that will be needed to help in the recycling of numerous things.

Its a green machine.

Wish I could be part of the team.

[ssdphoto]

Not as entertaining as WILL IT BLEND? The BlendTec guys...rock. How about a view from inside the machine? Looking down on this thing is getting kind of boring.

[paulbreor]

can will it blend a lawn mower

i think not

[nasausaf2]

I didn't know that a chick would abandon a mustang convertable for a lawnmower. I could have saved so much money.

[ROBLOXER106]

lol they both had bad luck the guy and the lawn mower O_O

[fangus503]

i have a mower almost just like that...

[Dapotatoez]

this should have it's own primetime show

ITS OWN TV CHANNEL!:O

[ibell63]

What? no engine block?

[DoubleOneZero1010]

wonder if it could harm a human

[abominableaussieman]

probably not

[9020powrmax]

The engine is a Briggs and Scrapiron now... LOL...

[mrke8ting]

haha, it had a hard time with that briggs & straten engine and the mower part

[intranick]

heh. I work in plastic packaging, and i daydream every time i see one of these shredding of a roll of film being shredded :D :D :D

[ghermann3]

your comment hurt my head a little.

[uindyitwas]

I feel like yelling like that guy on "Trick My Truck" off CMT. "LET'S TEAR ER DOWN!!!"

[rebma2009]

poor thing dam i really like the older one my husband fixed my grandpas ran like new you just dont know how to fix something so simple do you thats why they have SMALL ENGINE REPAIR!!!!DUH!!!

[LeonAzzollini]

Dont know if you'd class that as shredding, the blades are so far apart, looks like it just smashes it into chunks, pretty large chunks actually!

[philwarreniscool]

feed it someone with a death sentence

[philwarreniscool]

i see it likes to chew its food first before eating it, like me!

[InTeX3]

I Like 2 Watch Shredder xD !!

[tenforce]

whats about shredding a human beeing? i think it would be funny!

[kilthebatman]

a tank

[DodgeDakota32]

haha..the flywheel and crankshaft remain intact..but seriously: is there anything this thing cant shred?

[dannycar25]

i house lol jk