Penis Removal.

[Mehcide]

why would you get a sex change and not just another penis

[sydni411]

cherry on my ass

[supersawneekfan]

I would rather die with my dick then have to live without it, seriously!

[grimsreep]

man:dang ur the best ive ever had!!!

you:surprise i was a dude!!

man:oh F$#@^!!!!! (click) (bang)

you:oh crap he shot himself...(thinks.takes wallet)(runs)

[lucymoreton]

theres a thin line between caring girlfriend..and syco bitch...

[tubecrew10]

well, the guy died from missing his penis, at least he didn't die a virgin! ...or did he? ^^

[408xSP33DYx408]

'''This video has been age-restricted based on our Community Guidelines''' WHAT THE FUCK

[Dumshitcunts]

if i had Dick cancer i would cut it off to become a transgender female :D

[platinumstar2b]

"alright mr johnson..." haha i see what you did there...

[CAMZ0MAN]

did you say circumsision? i could have sworn i heard you say sex change

[neoman289151]

The only reason I'd ever cut off my dick was if a person threatened to rape me every day of my life...

[bludman2]

@neoman289151 they don't need your dick to rape you unless it was a female.

[lekovic199]

why do every top comments i see have ROFL or LOL or XD or OMFG?

why?

[bludman2]

@lekovic199 I know it's so stupid

[AlysonRogers99]

your hot

[TheSpongesam]

If the size matters here what worked for me w....hugebetter..commmm

if you are not satisfied with what you were born with, it is never too late to do something about it

[mrfunkadelic1]

poor lady gaga

[VideoAqua1]

quote for shirt: "It was probably just like...."

[Spore0001]

If you don't know what tea-bagging is go play HALO

[lizrascal]

Hahaha poor dude.

:D

[evacuti1923]

ur my favrate

[the401killa1]

There is a kid at my high school who told my friend that he was going to rape him with his choud so hard till ti bleeds.

[kennymetro]

if my dick got cut off the docter wood prbly keep it cus its so amazeng

[ConundrumDragon01]

lol worlds smalles penis according to genis is 2 inches

[aN4rb]

i have a veiny chode.

[savannahbitchable]

your hot

[1990kinx]

awww ur so gorgeeee us and adorablee funny

[excrementcassarole]

AW that's FUCKING HORRIBLE I would kill that bitch then kill myself because I couldn't live without a dick.

[lovelysagebo13]

ok then

[12Foofoo12]

Tbag = Testicle Bag = Ball sack

[Spore0001]

133 People don't have dicks Damn FLuffee girls hate you

[dusty15nj]

ouch!

[MrMacrulz]

how many feminests does it take to change a lightbulb

who cares feminests cant change anything :)

[thepsychicsquid]

@MrMacrulz Fuck you, ya sexist dickhead!

[princessbecca6]

PAHAHAHAH!

'When ever you get kicked in the nuts it would be a sad reminder of where your dick used to be. Just a pair of sagging balls'

PMSL

[justmine4me]

@FLuffeeTalks Are you circumcised?

[polley015761]

my school has t back thursdaysnbut the teachers don`t that

[xplayz]

@polley015761 what? lol 

[polley015761]

@xplayz ya at my school tueasdays are touch that tittey tuesdays and wedsday are wack that ass wedsdays i forgot what monday and friday are i go to a school full of fucking retards

[xplayz]

thumbs up if you would be happy if you found out you slept with him

[xplayz]

this might be to personal, but whats you name?

[denzal689]

"a guy playing tug of war with his penis" XD LMFAO

[jeronholmes]

lmbo

[exozero]

PENIS REMOVAL CONTEST! 

[DaninatorT800]

Did you say u cut my dick off lol epic 

[varsasable1]

man ure apenis lover

[minibanger007]

"SUPRISE I USE TO BE A DUDE!!"

[kazukininja12]

i love u man

[RicH3b4]

wuts wit u and penis!!!!????(=

[mjisgoodable]

its funny because he got his dick cut off and his name Mr. Johnson

[iamjordandavoll]

id sue one dollar for every single sperm that i can no longer spew anymore.

[xxBreakOutt]

@iamjordandavoll ......

[ps3tna]

@iamjordandavoll wow.......just.......wow......­..he still has balls so there for he didnt lose any sperm so he would go home with nothing........moron (lol)

[iamjordandavoll]

@ps3tna hmmm, i know this comment is a year old,.....but you're the moron you can't spew sperm if you dont have a dick to do it with fuckin dumbass..

[Iquil88]

i would T-beag the doctor SO! hard.

then i would cut of his dick, take it to the next ER and tell them it was mine. Help sew it back on!

[TaylorOnTheMic]

sadly fluffe u need a dick for a sex change they invert it so youd still be sexless if they cut ur dick off sucks

[2YearsPamFree]

obviously gets turned off by this stuff

[spuddy1395]

dat chicks a phyco biatch

[Nemesis986]

whats a circumsision?

[dantownie]

this shit is awesome while baked, "high"ly recommended.

[Cartoonyfox]

U also learn what t-bagging is on halo 3 too many people do it cause they think their cool

[worldsbeststonerful]

i bet the doctor kept the dick

[JisatsuKing14]

OMG LOL

[DDALKKUK8]

your eyes are HUGE in this video

[dragefyr]

@DDALKKUK8 Hes high

[ravex24]

Actually, the world's smallest recorded adult penis is 3/8 of an inch erect. If this guy has a normal penis, just the head alone should put him over... but ya never know. :D

[iamjordandavoll]

Man, i really hope those guys werent virgins. cuz if they were that is fucking terrible.

but on a funny note, i bet the doctor who cut his dick off got sued and i bet when the dickless man was stating his case every single person in the court room was imagining him naked with no dick. lol

[mikemoos]

@iamjordandavoll

i think he won the case

if not what do you got to lose? already lost ur dignity

then just kill the guy.

[iamjordandavoll]

Guy:"Oh man...that was AMAZING!"

Girl:"Is it in yet?...0_o

ROFL

[TheMrApex]

LOL 2:49

[JerryAmoz]

dickhead

[joshua200000]

some french woman choped her husbands dick of and through it into a laybye the police found it and reatached it

[ewokone555]

Elena Bobbitt time............

lol

[majorcutie6060]

aye wat is tbaging??

[xxluchianxx]

DUDE, ur fkin great haha. id deffinatley smoke wit you. be thankful white ppl, he jus saved all of the white race from being the corniest ppl.

[swamper91]

diz iz fuckin funny as hell lol lol lol but i cant let my girl watch diz cuz she might take ur creative ideas of choppin off my dick lol

[asil276]

orospu çoçu çok konustu

[RockNRollSoldier1]

if i had cancer in my dick, i wouldnt cut it off. ill die but at least ill die with a penis

[Ricoh106modder]

this guy is just funny he speaks with hardcore passion

[MyGuruLife]

if i woke up in the hospital, and my woodie is gone. i'd just kill everyone. fuck going home and crying with ur wife. fuck the lawsuits..

I'd just kill everyone... and then blow my brains out.

[Vazruden]

you are so fucking dumb

[XboxLiveSpartan001]

"This video may not be suitable for minors"

whats wrong with the vid? i watched the whole thing

[li0nhearts]

i like your accent. you speak good english

[Paazzooss]

so u said a chick might chop this off "8=======3"... n going nuts the dude would end up with "8=3" OMG!! XD!!! funny fluffee...

[malakulangot]

puto

[setaconeze]

u probably love dicks

[LinkinPark198902]

Yes, he does :D:D:D

[couldntfindaname1991]

LOL!

[FrostyNuz]

man i'd just rather die

[oguzhansah]

have u got brain??

[pedritokingwolf]

if cuts my dick i kill myself

[presidentofsomalia]

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

ME TO DUDE

[mambubugbog69]

trashtalker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! non-sense!!!!!!!!!!

[ni9ne1]

hahahahaha

[coralhub]

nimmvan tulla na keyya

[twilightsoocool01]

lol sew the dick on his head and call him dick head for the reast of hes life

[linkankh]

"surprise i used to be a dude! call me..." LMAO

[Micksmix256]

one of the related videos... lol

[P514sub]

Or she could sew it to his hand the every one would call him handcock! And he could hi-five chick vaginas!

[boyfriendbryce]

hahaha "Dr. we need you in the ER, Gotta go"

[coolPS3gamer]

do u even have a gf

[crazybosnianboy]

Yes and she's hot.

[TheChazz789]

Smallest penis in the world :))

[uneqaulkjf23666]

everything hurts after u talked

[rubyfirelover]

suprise !! i used to be a dude call me ...

Lmfao

[mickywalk]

"Everyones will just call him Dick-head for the rest of his life" LOL!!

[SecretlySexy]

bahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!­!

[luvtwinkie1993]

who mother f-er flagged this o.O

[L3tSwAtCHAvidEo]

balls dont serve a purpose.. lol

[vampireprince5006]

holy shit, i try not to laugh, but i had to, everything fluffee said made me laugh

[5000jg]

how does he take a piss!!!

[MrJerajera]

lol,shut up,wenever i hear somthing like this it makes my dick feel weird,like: HIDE LITLE FRIEND HIDE!!!!!!!!!!!,the vid was blury and you sounded gay fluf

[BlueBmwz3]

Maybe he likes other guy's dicks, and sex! lol

[TheWeenagemaker]

dude i like ur shirt. its badass.

[tonyhomo535]

lol u make alot of videos on dicks and sex

[skater9740]

how the fuck did the girlfriendmanage to cut the dick off. probly like this, hey honey? yes baby? can i see ur dick? sure. wait what r udoing? AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

[MrsLovettfan21]

hahaha!!

[Crazybabe0316]

he said she drugged him pay attention

[Beelzebird]

Funny when it's a mutilated man; not funny when it's a mutilated woman?

[2thick009]

lmao the end always gets me!

[chillingT]

yeah m2^^

[mefh05]

i heard that case..doctors manage to find it and save his 'life'..and somehow the guy made a porn movie afterwards as prove..

[iNoamfer]

You know.. There was a guy that lost his dick and they used one of his fingers to replace it and it is fully functional.. So a sex change is not a great choise

[iNoamfer]

Choice**

[TyphoidExcel]

ha ha thats retarted ur lying and no way its functional

[Top89pi10]

penis cancer...wow

[HaiiImWeird]

LMAO.

Wait. How do they pee then O-O

[TheEmperorsFavored]

through a tube into a bag lol

[oOIMetalForLifeIOo]

imagine you were walking down the street just after she threw the dick onto the road and before the dogs got it .. walking along just see this random penis on the road covered in blood, you would be like WHAT THE FUCK?!

[carlaxxchaoticc]

Did u hear the story that a crazy lady super glued her cheating boyfriend's penis to him leg. they had to take his weener off.

[boredumking]

lmfao i love the discription "its a horrible thing....ENJOY!"

[fir4g0dz]

LMFAO

[OMFGitsmaggie]

LOL

[iluxinfinity]

brutal hahaha

[Momogirl99]

Lol! Sagging balls!

[TazyStortass]

:L OMG Man Your So Funny, You Just Never Know What Some One Will Do If You Cheat On Them,

Good Shit Dude

[AlexMert]

"Where's my dick?..."

[AstrosBaseball17]

phsycho-bitch  LOLOLOLOLOLLOL

[XXBrittneeTheEmoXX]

rofl. your facial expressions are so greatt

[IIYOYOII17]

Your so funny

[djds19]

Lol if you get your dick cut off just sough on a dildo where your penis was :D

[SuckasKill]

This video is true

[LaCalCentol]

Are ur Crazy

talk alone

[iliveforGod19]

lmao your fuckin amazing mann

[KDogg3811]

TBAGGGGG! LOL.

Hillarious F**king Canadien!

Keep up the good work.

Thin line between caring compassionate girlfriend and PSYCHO BITCH. VERY thin line. ROFL.

[halo3izkool]

dude your fuking amazing

[Qratorr]

If you get your dick removed, how do you pee?

[DietBroccoli]

I imagine you would have to put a temporary catheter to prevent it from healing around the hole, and once the skin healed you would have to pee like a woman.

[NORALEON]

lol Um .................

[Qratorr]

hehe:P

[NarcotiXUK]

through the stump lol.

[deth507]

get a fake penis!

[ImThePerfectMe]

doctor story.... wtf? i agree id prefer to die...!

[R0FTL0L]

who flagged this?

[neoka28]

Does it matter, if your too lazy to press a single button to get into the video, then..-_-

[dancersrock31]

"just a head and balls."

hahahhaaha

[R0FTL0L]

redslownight..... your the next commenter :P

[KoreanKidSteve]

hahah dude i laughed sooo hard when he described teabag lol

[12345678910ADAMBOMB]

my dick is 2/3 of an inch without erectoin.LOL

[MadBug09097]

Well that's sad. That's very, very sad.

[machielste]

you feel so good now do you and yes the size is LOL

[tytestar]

erm thts no cool heres the truth ur neva guna have sex

[12345678910ADAMBOMB]

2.5 in. with,though. but im only 13.

[MosesSlitsWrists]

hahahahahahahah

[PunkPrincess4Ever222]

O.O wow..

[adamgomori90]

what noob flagged this?

[XBOX360GILTCHER]

whoever flagged this is gay. it was probably some little kid

[UOFKfan100]

i remember the circumcision story! the doctor thought he had cancer or something on his dick so he cut it off without his consent! but it turned out he didnt have cancer so if i were that guy id sue the doctor for his dick! so hed have it removed and the other guy would have a dick again!

[TheLewsa]

people stop spaming!!!!!

and seriously why is it flagged who ever did that needs to have their dick cut off

(this is my new faves not cuz of the dicks but because i laughed so hard!

[perpexel]

why is this flagged?

[LabLaughs]

wow what fuckface flagged this?

[mistermunky111]

wow some ppl are fuckin dumb why would you tag this

[Hige1031]

dude..... if i got my dick cut off..... i might get a sex change..... maybe, but i would jest b a lesebian, i wouldent fuck any guys, to hell with that, thats just.... i dont think i could ever do that, yah, id b a lesbian......... if i got a sex change in the first place, i might not, i might jest figer out a way to die. i wouldent kill my self thow, id jest start doing insainly reckless things untell i did die

[Azertyke6]

You know, they are also fake penisses wich do the exact same thing as a normal penis :)

[GrinterLovesVegimite]

thats all good for a girl but theres no point for a guy . HE DOESNT GET ANY PLEASURE FROM A DILDO.