Gears of War Lore In A Minute

[konnii1]

slow...down

[kirielvids]

please make a dead rising lore. i dont get what the fuck was going on in that game

[HapTrap99]

modern warfare 2 lore

[legodawg0088]

i dont know, you guys really didnt touch on MARCUS'S DAD enough

[myawsomebox]

How did they forget to mention Carmine and the giant fucking worm!

[UmbrellaCorpXD]

Gears of War lore in about a second...

"WHERE"S MY WIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEE!!!­!"

[jspang91]

I love gears, but this was funny as shit! :D

[XboxProdigy1]

Just fyi, Humans in this game originated from the planet Sera, since if they came to the planet with space travel, they'd probably just leave the same way if things went to shit

[TheKing215H]

wow the most of dis shit is wrong

[GameXCrazy11]

PS DOM DIES!!!!

[TheKing215H]

@GameXCrazy11 PS: fuck you

[myawsomebox]

@GameXCrazy11 P.P.S. No shit, he had to shoot his wife in the head.

[Bwissrly1159]

*breathes in* "blblajshekjrhjkhskjshifiarjsk­jdhfkhakhfkshdkjfhskdhfkhiehkh­kjsahruehrkehiaheiu but hey, have fun.." The fuck?! LOL

[MrMcMAGz]

More like Gears of Lore...? Get it? Gears of l-ah forget it...

[ryu411]

I am a hardcore Gears fan. Own all three. And this was the most hilarious parody of the series. Funny thing is, it's practically all true! Have fun lol ;D

[Falcon0BR]

Can´t understand shit of what he is walking. Put that girl narrating forever!

[nlrexx1]

I did not understand... went way too fast.

[DemonicSoul7]

Half Life Lore!

[Rastercized]

that was fucking hilarious

[linkfan6555]

the queen is dame judy dench

[buckeyeinblack]

True nothing ever works...COG leadership, hell all protaganist leadership in the videogames, suck and of course the bad guys always fail..... do I see a pattern here lol?!?

[DalleDayul]

LEFT 4 DEAD LORE!! MAKE TOTALBISCUIT NARRATE IT!!!

[Jorfen12345]

@DalleDayul is there even lore? isnt it just a plauge that makes shit hits the fan?

[JuhisXDDDDDD]

HAL LIFE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORR­RRRRRRRRRRE

[PrototypeClex]

@JuhisXDDDDDD KEEP PUTTING IT IN CAPS TOO THAT TOTALLY PROVES THEY SHOOOOOOOULD DOOOO IIIIIIIT and not, say, ignore you because you're an idiot.

[JuhisXDDDDDD]

@PrototypeClex ignore you like a boss SHITLORD

[TheMrEmJay]

still gears of war 3 was the shit

[murgadan102]

Team Loretress 2!

[ArcaneAzmadi]

Funny, but in this case you genuinely are talking too fast to be completely comprehensible.

[ParklaneKarma]

This isnt lore, this is just a recap of what happened in the games

[xProDiGY88]

call of duty?

[ultimachocobo86]

Ah, ya jerks took my comment down.  Poo on you!

[StefanIngramMcMahon]

...and because,hey, Gears of War 3 have fun xD

best sentence ever xD

[michaelelmore756]

ok this is probably the best lore bc i plyed the games before and this pretty much sums it up

[corbaknuckle]

1 minute and 4 seconds getting closer

[gimenez123200]

halife llore

[makotomikami]

WHERE'S MY WIFE???

[CoolTom1337]

@CanukCoconut How many times do I have to tell you people? READ! THE! COMICS!

[killerskiely1]

Subbed



[iHenMoyal]

sadsasadasdaszsdaasdsa sadasd WAIT FOR IT asdsasadasdadsasdasddsassad

[PoptartFoxAssassin]

I'm sorry all I heard was the sham-wow commercial

[MDew2012]

I played all gears of war games and know each one by heart..... these lores...... pretty freakin accurate

[systemfan178]

Gears 3: Devs: Hey if we put a bunch of multiplayer shit in more people will buy it than the other 2!

[Bucketloop]

Team Fortress 2 lore, a man in red found a hat a guy wearing blue liked. Thus the endless war began over hats.

[nintendomaster90]

@Bucketloop Have fun! :p

[thebenagal2]

1:00.2 i timed it

[CheaterGuy1998]

Imagine Gears of War withou the hardware limitations of the Xbox360

[CheaterGuy1998]

@CheaterGuy1998 *without

[Brickcellent]

All I heard was "sssspspspsspsps"

[LumpSatAlone]

I understood everything they said... :/

[moviethisguy]

lore makes it MORE confusing

[CelticWarrior1337]

they forgot the major twist in the END end xD

[tyler73074]

You know, it wouldn't piss me off if you took two minutes, and didn't choke on your words..

[thespireking66]

gears of war in one sentence.

ahhhh shoot ya fucking gun or rip it to bits omg faggot killed me!

[Load0Sheep]

lay off the sugar and inhale some fresh oxygen

[5of12]

Gears of Lore?

[Slydouble5]

I hate spoilers about games i haven't played yet... but this is so good Im still watching the lores! :D

[3bdooTube]

I hate how I could do a better job at this, and you are the authority.

[monkeytackle]

The fuck did i just hear?

[Rachamacha]

...Have you tried bug spray?

[jamiebob5]

When I watch a lore video I always exit when the guys start talking :/ you cant hear a fucking thing!!! Atleast the girl who does it can actually pronounce words!!!!

[BtheBLU]

ummmmmm humans never invaded sera, in the gears lore they originated there

[hoofhearted44]

i understood everything they said and ive never even played the games! :P

[CoolTom1337]

Team Fortress 2 Lore!

[42logy]

@CoolTom1337 Thats stupid, no story dumbapple :/

[CoolTom1337]

@42logy Haven't you heard of the comics? They give SOME story.

[thedogatemyhomework8]

@CoolTom1337 Hats. Have fun

[undercoverpivotdudes]

@CoolTom1337 does that game even have any lore?

[CoolTom1337]

@undercoverpivotdudes READ. THE. COMICS.

[killapoons]

@CoolTom1337 you are god

[frenchcrusade]

@CoolTom1337 OH GOD YES¡¡¡¡

[o0ZporK0o]

@CoolTom1337 a bunch of psychotic dudes get together and kill each other

[megamanLOZpokesonic]

@CoolTom1337 TF2 Lore in 1 word:

Hats.

[CoolTom1337]

@megamanLOZpokesonic You do realise the comics give lore, right?

[megamanLOZpokesonic]

@CoolTom1337 You do realize I was joking, right?

[MrGrifball]

@CoolTom1337 team fortress has no storyline and therefore cannot have a lore video

[arkki112]

@MrGrifball there is a story... HATS!!!!!!!!!!!! and something about two men batteling for the lands or something...

[CoolTom1337]

@MrGrifball READ! THE! COMICS!

[LordCHull]

@MrGrifball ummm warhammer has no centered "storyline" and it still has tons of lore

trust me TF2 history is funny xD

[MrGrifball]

@LordCHull warhammer at least resembles having a storyline whereas tf2 is just a shoot random people that look just like you but they wear different color clothes...

[LordCHull]

@MrGrifball But there is a story about why they shoot each other and its funny and it would be perfect for a lore episode :D

[MrGrifball]

@LordCHull they are opposing building teams and shoot eachother. there's your lore

[CanukCoconut]

@CoolTom1337 IMPOSIBRUUUUUU!!!!!

[ttpoo12]

@CoolTom1337 One word... HOW?!?!

[CoolTom1337]

@ttpoo12 SHUT UP AND READ THE COMICS!

[RyanScfc1]

@CoolTom1337 Dude, TFS has NO LORE AT ALL!

Kidding, I was just being an ass. I agree that it would be fairly interesting to have the lore from the comics, but you have to remember that the comics are not that very popular, therefore it wouldn't be that great of a video for the majority, which means it will most likely not happen. Then again, your comment did get top...

[VenomsRage815]

@CoolTom1337 well you got your blue guys and your red guys. and they dont like eachother. the end

[MrZomboss]

@CoolTom1337 ? there is a story ????

[AwesomenessItself87]

@MrZomboss Yea. Read the wiki.

[Mr4YOUR]

@CoolTom1337 -Ey who are you?

-We're blue team

-We're red team

-Let's fight

-Okay

[Stupidsteps86]

Worst video out of the bunch, how can Dodger narrate so well, and then these guys completely suck at it?

[Elrumel]

couldn't understand a frigin word. have fun.

[RoflCopterz291]

i want to know who narrated that so i can slap them

[FreddeX91]

And how do we sum up the third games campaign in

One word?: Stupid.

Two words?: Fucking stupid.

Three words?: Dumbest, shit, EVER!!

[Youaintgotshtonme]

HEY. How about a Call of Duty lore. LOL. Good luck with that.

[dHeavyEchob]

@Youaintgotshtonme Once there were 3 great ww2 games then the made a modern one and hit Ctrl C and then V for the rest of time spouting a new geneation of annoying fucks who dont know what rely gaming is and so trolls as well

Have Fun

[ComArmsEpicnesDealer]

and of course this didn't work because nothing u ever do works

ROFLMAO!!!!!

[EnigmaXx730]

@ThrashDAHCmetaL exactly right

[ThrashDAHCmetaL]

These jokes of not summarizing the latest games in the series and pretty much blowing them off is getting pretty old. I've watched about four of these videos and this joke is starting to seem and a bit bias and annoying.

[skaionex]

@ThrashDAHCmetaL oh boo hoo

[joseph64sin8]

Can you do a Army of Two Lore? I never understanded that game....

[WhatKennyDo]

Lol, listening to this I didn't realize the voices were LB's and Iceman's until the credits came

[darttito]

Gears of war having a lore?

Oh thats a good one.

[KageegeeDJ]

More like:

"THERE ARE ALIENS, SHOOT AT THEM PEW PEW PEW"

[twistedfool420]

Humans turn lambent-human (former) when around imulsion too long.

Humans of Sera knew this, so they tried finding a cure. Which ultimately created the Locust (The Queen being the 1 and only successful cure). The sires is sort of a flaw that arose from the experiment... And the Kantus were in the hollows long before Locust were.

Humans made the Locust.

[IsaacD39]

I went to a facotry with sires for no reason and why is the queen human!?

[xXRonzellXx]

minecraft lore XD

[TheDropslam]

I kinda have to admit i love gears but good god EPIC explains some shit please. For example what were the sires in gow2 and why does the locust queen look human. I mean come on!

[scoober11111]

@TheDropslam ill explain it for you, the sires on GoW2 were Locust and human DNA from a child combined to find a cure for the locust (cure means to kill them), and the locust queen is human because the locust were discovered by a team of scientists. They tried to negotiate peace and eventually one of them became the queen (people think its Marcus' mother) but the locust came up to take the surface from humans because of them fighting with the lambent underground.

go to gearspedia for more info.

[ItsRogasaki]

You forgot B. Carmine, cause he was really important...........

[asultsucker936]

Shoot,shoot. Bang,Bang ... The end :D

[IhearaHunter117]

"Then you get the resonator, which, wait for it... resonates. But then it doesn't really resonate, so you just have to kill everyone." LOLOLOLLOL

[MarkandJeremy]

Jesus get a life you miserable bastards this is fucking hilarious haha!

[xXgman540Xx]

These guys are mean they act like gears doesnt make any sense, ok guys, you write a trilogy of games and let's see how good that story is

[hp4tw]

What?

[cfroi08]

IT WAS OVER A MINTUE

[KomodoSerpent]

@cfroi08 Get this, they all are.

[TheUnluckyGnome]

@cfroi08 nope 59.764 stop watch :D

[tlazur]

slow your roll you talking too fast but good job anyway. LOL

[night4345]

this sucked

[TheDarkwarrior1208]

I did have fun!

[1DayWhenIWasBored]

"...and because hey, Gears of War 3. Have fun!"

[holycowitzbwandon]

Stop complaining that you didnt know what the hell he said and read the damn description -.-

[wilfreezze]

wtf did he say

[shadow200343]

my GoW lore here it goes

"just kill anything non-human"

[bllau]

@shadow200343 Chest high walls.

[johnnyboyrich]

GoW 3 is just a plot to say that using fossil fuels is bad... think about it

[ninjadude7056]

@johnnyboyrich spoiler alert

[rubenluyten]

there is a story just kill everything

[MatzeloxDD]

Just 950 Commends and i'm tha First one! :D

[Crimsunknight]

love it, u go to a laboratory and fight where there might be a story, but wait for it....there isnt.

[KTAtkocaitis]

Lithp alert.

[milontua]

it really didnt have a a stable story the story was random and everywhere. Its a descent game but im not going to kid myself.

[lorenzothomsen]

Implications that Gears of War has no story. LIES! There's a lot of lore... or was it gore?

[KaosPoper]

got to admit Gears of Wars is still a great series though. Recommend it to anyone.

[ultimachocobo86]

I couldn't understand what the hell they said in this entire thing.

[Preferix]

@ultimachocobo86 look in description then

[ultimachocobo86]

@Preferix People are supposed to read descriptions?

The regular YouTube patron barely even regards it as anything, let alone acknowledges that it's even there. Nice try, pal.

[uJellie]

@ultimachocobo86 You spend too much time talking to slow people. Did you understand? Do you I need to talk slower? Yyyyyoooouuuurrr sooooo stttuuuupppppidddd.

[ultimachocobo86]

@uJellie Good jorb dere, Homestar.

[Kolashov]

@ultimachocobo86 yea it's not funny at all -_-

they should just explaine it @ normal speed. Much better.

[SoapyDevil]

@ultimachocobo86 USE THE FUCKING SUBTITLES!!!

[ultimachocobo86]

@SoapyDevil WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?!

[unfortunatewitnessX]

@ultimachocobo86 The transcript is underneath this video!

[ultimachocobo86]

@unfortunatewitnessX Hi, you must be new.

NOBODY READS DESCRIPTIONS.

[lunchbox997]

@ultimachocobo86 lol, gg dude

[ultimachocobo86]

@lunchbox997 :D

[arcanineryu]

holy #$%* i actually wanted to watch the advertisement at the beginning this time!

[Slashcross1]

But, thats wrong

Thats very very wrong

Where does it say that humans are the invaders? Both races live there naturally

Also there was story in the Labs, just not HUR DUR THIS IS STORY, they made it subtle

[DocWilyZ]

@Slashcross1 Seriously, you just tried to convince someone that something from Gears of War was "Subtle."

Think about that for a second.

[pHOxish]

I am fucking depressed now :(

[shureenun]

Gears of Lore :D

[CoDmanners]

@shureenun HAHA thats what i thought :D

[godpower123451]

how about left 4 dead lore?

[tommmiin]

gears of lore.... gol.... GIGGLE OUT LOUD :D

[JAAAAAHmes]

Doom lore?

[oscarwaara]

call of duty lore

[CLIMATE1231]

@oscarwaara but there is no lore for CoD.

[MrPieman00]

hahah u pew pew pew for a while and hey you're back on the surface 0:41

[DecoThe0ne]

re-do this one with someone who DOESNT have a lisp please. thanks

[goldielockstherobot]

@DecoThe0ne its barely even noticeable...

[Playstation3userr]

Resistance lore please?

[Youngblood1701]

@sillygramcracker i cant speak to that because i havent played mario games, but in all my experience, if the first or second version arent your favorite, then its not that good.

[kiba337]

Why is everyone in gears huge? Like is it a super soldier program or is that just the average male...

[PulpAwesomeness]

no chest-high walls in a gears video? wtf is this?

[LuckyBero]

THIS GAME -wait for it- SUCKS

[AhhZmboy]

I actually couldnt understand what you said

[MrWarJoker]

coo, but no just -.-

[Youngblood1701]

Yknow i think gears of war sucks for one reason. The third is my favorite. The third installment of a series should never be your favorite. It just means it took them that long to make it right

[sillygramcracker]

@Youngblood1701

Does that mean the Super Mario games suck too? Most fans think SMB3 is the best of the 8-bit Mario games.

[kiba337]

ummmm why dotn they just let the locus have the damn planet and stop all this useless fighting

[FreaXoMatic]

@kiba337

Because they have this shit called immulsion or somthing like that dont know what it is for but it let these bitches mutate