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  • lol at 25:05 rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtu tu tu tu tu tu tu

  • 2piece n a motha fuckin buscuit lol!

  • lmaooo the looking like an egg head part killed me, especially with Q dying laughing.."With those lacefronts, you automatically eliminated" rotfl

  • lmao! "I SHOULD HAVE WENT APE SHIT ON THEM HOES"!

    this is too good!!

  • gay or not some off these bitches just kill me

  • MORE VIDEOS , MORE VIDEOS !! 

  • N U SHUD HAV WENT HAMMM ON DAT BITCH!! SHE NEEDED 2 KNO THE LEVEL OF WACKNESS SHE WAS AT!!

  • JUSST KNOOO U HAD MY BELLY CRAMPING WIT LAUGHTEERR!!!!! I LOVE U N I MISSED U..HAVENT BEEN ON DA TUBE IN A MIN!

  • i swear you look like chris tucker.

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  • hahahhahahhahahahahahah everytime you laugh at your own joke, it makes me laugh even harder!!! You kill me Qaadir

  • Lmao he said shes automatically eliminated because of them lacefronts hahaha

  • Your videos are so funny and I always agree with you. I had to deal with a person like this today (except it wasn't about hair). He was joking about something serious. It was sick. And it just ticked me off. People who do or say something stupid feel tough around their goofy buddies. But they don't know what to say when you stand up and tell the truth.

  • Lmmfao

  • 13:06..u crazy..but they do be like that forreal, ...lol

  • "farmer john" lls!!!

  • Yessssss, I agree with you completely except on the Trina comment

  • This video made me cry laughing lol. Hilarious

  • @goldendyme8506 Yesss..lol I had to stop doing what I was doing..# lookin like an eggggahahahhaa

  • Lookin like Humpty Dumpty up in this bitch. LMAO

  • check out lil kim new blazing hot single, its called(if you love me)

  • lmao @ bald head monkey.

  • this bitch got you looking like a egg...lolololol

  • lol @ egghead and split pea soup

  • Trina aint the baddest bitch cause with those lace fronts...automatically eliminated...you a basic bitch! lmbo

  • MAKE MORE VIDEOS WE MISS YOUUUU!!!

  • I -3 your laugh !

  • The lady said come on in first thing in the morning so we can get your hair done . Girl it was like 9:00am when they left . When we go there to pick her up she was sitting way in the back like rosa parks ! Her hair looked a HOT MESS ! She told you to come first thing in the morn ! I would have said scuze me ! YOU told ME to come FIRST THING IN THE MORNIN ! Why has it been 6 hours and you aint done nuttin ? GET BUSY !

  • I SCREAMED.....Mel Gibson...Signs...M. Night Shyamalan? I'm so done wit you!

  • lmao crackin up...i love u kid :)

  • lol SHE gAggED!!! ona 12 inch cock when i told her what i had to say!!!LMAOOO

  • omg u too much boi... i love it.

  • I love you!!! Keep pushing forward boo

  • "mental anguish" yassss bahahaha! Q you're always on point with your grammar and vocabulary.

  • Yur laugh got me crackin the fuck uppppp right now

  • Yfqxf

  • 4:48, 5:22, 5:30, 6:28, 6:49, 7:12, 7:30, 13:40 edward scissor hands, 17:07, 17:30, 23:40, 23:58, 26:29, 31:09 sign sealed delivered

  • "be that as it motherfuckin' may''

  • 20:00 yass lol

  • yasss!! u dont know whats goin own..lol

  • I live

  • you are just too cute !

  • omg i loved this story !!!!!! im def a fan , thank you for conforming never to move to atlanta hugggsss

  • With a white business, they can do bad, BUT when they do bad, they WILL fix the problem. Usually.

  • This one was too much....But i have too totally Agree with you

  • $500 dollars in her weave shedding smdh she should of take her to court

  • OMG HE IS 2 FUCKN FUNNY

  • You're Cute :)

    ps. i like your vidsss

  • I can't believe this story even happened lmao got the whole damn building on fire Q the police were hung up on, lmao classic Qaadir here

  • 22:06 OH MY GOD I can't stop laughing i have fallen in love with Q all over again. Fucking best channel on youtube

  • I can't believe that you have so much confidence when all those people came after u about your comments. i'd be scared LOL

  • You know Qaadir, all of the other top gay youtubers all use your phrases, and yet none of them are as funny as you. They can't steal your style and make it work. I always come back to your vids because of their originality. Africanoboi, jayinreality, Bscott, Chriscrocker, they all try and fail miserably to steal your mannerisms They end up looking and sounding so stupid. You're original as hell Q

  • too funy  ROTFLMAO

  • I LOVE THIS VIDEO!! Thank you so much...I have NEVER laughed this hard in my entire life! THANKS QAADIR!!!

  • YOUR LAUGH IS SO CONTAGIOUS.

  • I wish I could talk that fast and be funny at the same time.

  • i am currently overseas in the army and let me tell you this is my fourth day trying to watch this entire damn video!lol, the internet is sooo slow over here, i keep having to watch it in sections. You should get a tv show, my ass would watch

  • U kilt them! lol BTW, your Locs are coming along great!

  • haven't watched u in a while...u made my evening watching this. thank u.

  • I agree with you on that, I hate that people talk to the homeless in a nasty way. It hurts me more when you can tell they have some type a mental or physical illness too. People don't realize that they can be in their same position in the blink of an eye. Treat others how you want to be treated.

  • smfh.. sorry you had to experience this but thank you for sharing

  • You def. are my fav. Youtuber

  • "Pocahontas from the back Celie from the front" LMAO I am crying!!!

  • The tail end of it then give me the front end lmao. This vid made my night.

  • " ¡Hola! ¿cómo estás? And all of that nature " hahaha.

  • I've been MIA, but I'm sooooooo glad I came tonight. I died laughing!!! Omgosh Timaya I missed youuuuuuu!!!!

  • how about you give us a call when your weave is done (pause) correctly

  • Is your hair done? Cuz it sure doesn't look like it. #dead

  • where did u go? come back.

  • your complection is flawless, it actually remind me of what mine use ta be before i deployed!lol, its always like that tho, when i come back from deployment i am two colors at once (black and blacker!lol) and with in a month i start usein my skin products and get my skin back straight.

  • OMG Stop!! you are making me die of laughter listening to you describe this girls hair!!!! OMG I scared my dog because I laughed SO HARD out of nowhere! lol.... split pea soup OMG LOLL

  • Lmfao! I died laughing when you started talking about egg heads! Omg!!!!

  • Lmao @ split pea soup

  • yhuuu rightt ! i really agree !

  • salons are open in georgia on sundays .... okay i'm definitely moving from MN to GA :D

  • i love this dude everytime i watch d videos i either gain something new or jus laugh and enjoy myself

  • ok u got your life on ur birthday weekend....what do that mean?!lol, is "your life" your car?

  • @1uhot426 When he says he "got his life" he means he had a good time when he went out.

  • At the end of the day...

  • WTF did this girl's head look like!?!? I can't really even picture it lololol.

  • LMAOOO ! me and my mom just got WEAKK over this ! lookin like an egg head !

  • do you smoke weed? lol.

  • That was real nigga shit lol

  • The way you break shit down is hilarious, i wish i had that ability haha

  • HaHa! Crop circle ... Funny

  • 5:00-5:30 had me weak

  • You're wonderful at telling stories!

  • Clown bitch huh? Wow thats a new one lolz..

  • You is a srt8 ass lmao hard, you got my laughting n was trying to watch your vid seriously homie lol!!!!!

  • This way to funny

  • I literally peed on myself!!!!!!!!!1

  • New subbie :D

  • omg!.this had me crying laughing..literally..but surely was on the money...eggs!!lol

  • omg the last 10 -15 mins of this video had me rolling. It is always a big or ugly bitch ready to fight. I didnt even think about a old purse by D&B ,good one.lol

  • "You dont know whats goin on!", lmao yeah i know whats goin on you sellin some ancient ass hair thats whats going on..

  • Trina ain't the baddest because with them lace fronts she's automatically eliminated... LMAO!!!!!

  • I still can't get over this video!

    I LOVE IT when quaddir creases up laughing! muaahaha XD

  • WHY would anyone pay $400 for a pack of weave. That is INSANE! I love weave as much as the next chic, but I refuse to pay over $30 for it. There is no way

  • @chevon1920 30 for human hair? God must favor you girl 

  • I can't believe someone would pay 500.00 for someone elses hair! Wow!

  • U were right to voice ur opinions but there is a time and place for everything Like you always say know your surroundings most stylist will react in that way when you talk about their business regardless of whose rite or wrong. Your right it was not your fight to begin with BUT it was you who decide to say sumthin and which offend the stylist causing her to act the way she did All i'm saying is kno how you present urself because IF you do act crazy then u wont b sideswipe by other ppl reactions.

  • IF YOUR A FAN OF TIMAYA PLEASE CHECK OUT MY LATEST VIDEO. "CHASING PAPER NOT PAVEMENTS" FOR ALL YOU HOPELESS ROMANTICS!

  • diggin the hair......and your vids lbring me up when i am down!!!! good for a chuckle everytime!:) Merry christmas to you, and a super new year

  • waittt a minute 500 dollars. what dam salon in the world got the nerve to charge that much are they serios i cant believe it and they better did some type of good jo to e charging all that dam money they out of pocket. i just had to share my thoughts on that lol. love ur videos

  • love his hair sooooooo much

  • I am really loving this look on you!!

  • MORE MORE MORE PLEASE I LUV THIS VIDEO ITS SOOO FUNNY.....OMG

  • A BALD HEAD MONKEY LMAOOOOOOO WIT A 45 INCH WEAVE N 2 INCH EDGES LOOK LIKE CELI OH MY FUCKIN GOD.............LAUGH MY FUCKIN ASS OFF ...THAT HALF WIG OMG...AH HA HA HA...LOOKING LOOKIN LIKE POCAHONTAS FROM THE BACK N CELI FROM THE FRONT TOO FUCKIN FUNNY.......,

  • you are friend I would love to have....tell like it was. But if it was me I would just talk with the girl who got the bad weave and be like really you standing for this? but like you said at the end of the she grown but couldnt been my head..I would have been in civil court so fast sueing for the max I can get. What people don't know word of mouth is still a good way to get your small business shut down quick!!!!!!

  • AH HA HA HA.....A BALD HEAD EGG ...LMAOOOOOO.....OH SHIT COUSIN IT....LMAOOOO

  • So Misses Your Stories.. [Thumbs Up]

  • LOL LOL AT YOUR LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • lmmfao yall gone b some fighting queens in this bitch, damn man u funny as fuck bruh

  • ur laugh made this video hilariouss

  • Are those brother locks?? Your hair looks GREAT!

  • I love your laugh!! You were too WEAK telling this story and I LOVED IT. HAHAHAHA

  • big ass jumbo size bitch !! lmfaooo

  • lmao Queen Latifah in set it off lmao I CNT your tooo funny

  • lmaoooo wait Trina & her lacefronts ughhhhh IM DYING. " your not the baddest bitch your a #BASICBITCH

  • @chrissycouture92 he really did go hamm in this vid LMBOOOO

  • LMAOOOOOOO UGHHH I <3 YOU. YOUR HILARIOUS I SWEAR. Paula Dean's kitchen thoooooooooo lmao

  • 2.5 inches in the front lmoa

  • Qaadir!! We love you in Chicago. You are HILARIOUSS!!! Your so real. Im Always a FANNN boo!! muahh

  • Damn you sexy.

  • Rachelle Ray 30 Minute Meal + Pocahontas in the back and Cily from the color purple in the front = DEAD! Qaadir I love you this video just made my whole week. I'm gonna be laughing for days!

  • what i cant understand is why they called the police on u when u were only voicing ur opinion about their bad services. seem to me like they cant handle the truth...

  • roflmao...u r too funny

  • U MUST WATCH THE FOOD NETWORK! I'M ALIVE!

  • LMFAO!!!!! Rachael Ray 30 minute meal! No, u didn't! Too funny!

  • Luv your rants!

  • rofl!!!!! OMG to funny but they in that salon were very basic really

  • WAW=wack azz weaves

  • 2.5 init lol

  • I don't like vermin either

  • such a talented and gifted brotha......lmfaooo i love this vid! qaadir you have beautiful skin btw!!! omg!!! flawless :) yessssssssss!

  • @budellababy I never said he was a raging alcoholic, I just thought it was strange that he would be drinking because before he wasn't for it at all. that is all.

  • I can't breathe LMAO !!! OMG too dang funny. 2.5 inches I am too done with you. I am over here crying thats the A for you. I would say where is this place but I dont go to wack solans so no need. :)

  • I was watching this vid and stop at about 27 mins....and the whole time u telling this story i was thinking like.....uhm were u the only one in this salon? even tho u mentioned there was a few people with u but u sittin there arguing with twittledee and twilttle dumb bitch over someoen else in my opinion after she said do u have something to say u shouldve said what u need to her THEN told ur home girl's girlfriend what she needed to do ( leave and take the woman to court) then u shouldve told

  • @D0P3BiTCH good day and u would talk to them later n left cus that was really not ur battle and even so...u defending someone and that person AND their counterpart just sittin there like who done it looking so muhfking dumbfounded they shouldve stepped in and defended you they needa get tossed for that

  • God, I LOVE you Qaadir!! I always agree with absolutely EVERYTHING you say! Like I honestly cant even think of a word that describes how I feel about you and your work! Incredible, funny, smart, witty, talented, inspiring, thoughtful, caring,... You're the absolute BEST, don't ever stop! :)

  • snatch that bitch bald omg

  • I wus watchin this in class and wen he said egg head i started to laugh then wen he started laughin harder i just busted out real loud laughin lol i failed bio gatta take it over jext semester lmaoooo shht wus funny af tho

  • oh no and then she charged her @ the end!?? No ya homegurl is fool for paying for that weak shyt a 2nd time!! While gettin that grade C remy taken out they must have taken out some of them brain cells cuz i woulda had 2 walk out cuz after all that Tuh we woulda been some fighting hoes! No T!!

  • LOL

  • Your are so right about Trina with her lace fronts! I thought I was the only one that noticed!! smh

  • Q, you are someone I cant do with out in my life at this point. Your wit,passion and to the point attitude shows alot about you that I admire..I just love this post.

  • Oooooooooooooooooooh MG...that's what I'm saying at times we want to be civil to people that we are transacting with-is that a word- but people 'take the piss' as we say over here...if you're going to pay for a service you should get what you pay for...sorry-basic economics

  • oh you are sooo....... on point!!!!!

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  • Didn't Press The Issue? LMAO No Instead In True Qaadir Fashion You Went Home And Made A 30 Minute Video About It Hahaha, Poor Bitch If She See's This LOL!

  • Oh shit!!!!! The tags are too funny!!!

  • Ok, I flat lined @ "crop circle"! lmao!

  • You should do stand-up you are soooo funny!!

  • WEAK....@ 2.5 inches.....and lookin like Ciely from Color Purple in the front...rothflmao

  • love your vids, you have a natural talent for story telling and comedic timing, on top of your musical talent. did you ever think about stand up along with your other endeavors?

  • You are so fucking amazing! <3

  • This whole situation just pissed me off wtf type of friends were they first of all that simple bitch should have known that that shit wasn't right omg if i was there I would have had your back to the fullest if I was just a customer I would have had your back to the fullest because I really don't like dumb shit like this

  • crop circle...rotfl...omg

  • Rotflmao...split pea soup!

  • I like those dreads......;they are fierce

  • ooooh! Not a crop circle! lol!

  • "Lookin like a side of beans and rice...." LOL This video had me rolling!!!

  • "Egghead" "Split pea soup""hahahahahahahaahahaha I....can't....breathe!!!! hahahaha

  • Love your flag shirt

  • damn you got me laughin at the egg head now too! lmaorofl

  • "mental anguish i had to face for looking like an egghead..." x_x DECEASED!

  • are we fishing for shrimp lol!!

  • some shirt grabbing mufuckas: LOL. I would have got a refund, gave her fucked up weave back and went to a better salon.

  • CHOKED ON A 12 INCH C#CK. HAHAHAHA!!!! Love!

  • CHOKED ON A 12 INCH C#CK. HAHAHAHA!!!! Love!

  • i cant... this was the funniest!! UR WACK ASS sALON! THese ghetto superstar stylists need to KNOWWWW!!! THey charge a bundle for what? I need to pay them to go back to cosmetology skool.... THATS Y I DONT TRUST EVERYbOdy to do My hair. Quadir ONCE Again U MADE My DAy love!

  • @xavyzmom Im so glad I do nails and facials only. I don't think I would be able to do hair. You make more money doing nails and facials!