Roy D Mercer - Car Salesman

[sevin11]

Fifty-five gallon drum of ass whip...lmmfao! I swear RDM never gets old.

[kwelboss]

4:55 lmao

[bettercall2]

This is my all-time favorite Roy Mercer call!

[76goose]

i love roy d by god mercer

[ClemKropotkin669]

Dowwnload the audio from this song at soundnabber doht cohm.

[alexamerling20]

my dad has a bunch of his cds and I've enjoyed each and every one of them :D

[MrRolo3315]

Somebody shoulda whoop'd it a long time ago...LOL!!

[claytonrussellgriff]

I really started crying 4:55 - 5:55

55 gallon drum of ass whip

[bettercall2]

I fell out of my chair when he said "You offered to show her your probe!" LMBO!!!

[MegaJointOps]

"And your name is Roy D Mercer?"

"R. DAMN Mercer."

...

"I'll come over right after my nap.. in my overalls and John Deere cap."

[angels77100]

Awesomely done.

[RightProud]

Love RD Mercer!!!

[bigstupidmonkey96]

dude, i just got prank called by somebody called "Roy D. Murphy" and they had they accent perfect, it was hilarious

[jakethesnake437]

roys the man

[theamazingplant2]

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[theamazingplant2]

yep. its a radio show!

[ben3304]

55 gallon drum of asswhoop lol

[bentlyrhe]

you offerd to show her ur probe LOL

[routty35]

that guy is awsome hes the best

[Syllepses]

Tarrrrrrresses

[vezina333]

I have all of Roy's CD's and they never get old!!

[DelusionalSyko]

"Don't come down here and woop my ass maaan"

Hahahaha the way he said that was pretty funny.

[WickedClown8972]

im commin down there with a 55 gallon barrel of ass whoopin and im pourin it on u! LMAO fuckin epic

[momof3lovingit]

He is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!! I love Roy D Mercer!!

[alexribail]

this is funny

[fifteendollarbill]

no he did not die, you lie fruit cake

[TJSBRDB]

this guy should be in movies!

[mattnumber27]

"GAW DANGIT!!!!"

[phxsns1]

Then she said you tried to show her your probe! rofl

[nazirdjon]

..hey hey, is your wife pretty good looking ?DDDDDD

[perry1214]

"Oh I'm about 6'3", 215 pounds."...."THATS RIPE ASS-WHOOPIN SIZE!" This is some super funny shit bruh!

[Watchyoback101]

Dang thats funny

[cademcfadden]

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[ericjahns]

b4 u walk up and punch me will u let me know who u r first lmao

[jeffbrister2004]

you're just ripe asswhoopin size... :D

[bentlyrhe]

show her ur probe LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

[a50745]

Roy DAMN Mercer hahaha

[onecelticwarrior]

LMFAO

"3 O'Clock,right after my nap.."

[rescue2118]

where`s my 55 gallon drum of ass whoopin` .

[s1t2e3a4l5t6h7]

haha probe

[turningtide1]

this guy's good!

hahaaa!

[jk1802]

ripe ass whoopin size priceless

[kingcjthedj]

Roy is the best prank caller in the world every1 else SUCKS ASS! No 1 else Compares just check out all the other prank calls on youtube they SUCK ASS! Roy D Mercer is the KING!

[pnwhlprv37]

except the soundboard ones with arnold shwarzenegger. id say theyre about equal

[sdegroot1]

"I'm bringin a 55 gallon drum of Ass Whip and I'm pourin it on YOU!!"

[Fenderrocker34]

How big an ole boy are ya?

[uppooloo]

lol dude knew he was Playin

[bobbyh8905]

im a redneck and i love roy mercer and rodney carrington

[johnlewisbrooks]

How big an ole boy are ya?

[EiNSkraft]

Good to hear, my friend ;)

[bonyfingers13]

@bobbyh8905 that makes 2 of us

[USCTrojan12]

Herb. For 42 years.

Roys going to whoop somebawdiez azz

[serbish1]

Hahaha omg so funny

[haiiink]

i'll be the guy with overhauls and a john deere cap

[Kainafar]

haha this is so funny, but i feel bad for this guy haha, he even asked him not to wupp his ass omg

[wildbill9919]

"I've been Herb for about 42 years."

[mpp1000]

right after my nap. beautiful.....

[carwrtr1]

I work at a Ford dealer, and when we heard this clip, we thought it was hilarious! Roy called a "Taurus" a "Terrace!" Crazy, crazy, crazy!

[poeruope]

How big ole boy are u?

bout 6' 3" 260lbs

thats rip ass whoopin size

[janlynn2008]

Please make new material. These tapes are funny.Our whole family enjoys it!

[EiNSkraft]

I will be uploading more Roy D Mercer clips soon! :)

[spenceredwin]

let me know when u loading them

[ryan9136]

I want me a turess now

[killerrey]

that car salesman handled that well

[materlightning]

i comin down there with a 55 gallon drum of ass whuppin and pullin it on you.fuckin hilarioussssssssssssss

[musiclover609]

"I'll be wearing overalls and a John Deere hat...I'll be down there 'bout 3 o'clock. That's right after my nap." hahahahahaha

[Twilight12343]

That was hilarious xDD

[Novemberboy4Ever]

Roflmao I love this

[IMREALHIGH]

R.D BY GOD MERCER!!

[EiNSkraft]

No, you herb aren't ya? :)

[sdegroot1]

"How big an ole' boy are ya??"

[EiNSkraft]

"Ohh I'm about about 6 foot 3, probably weight about 215!"

[johnlewisbrooks]

Then you're just ripe ass-whuppin size!lol

[waynedyerfan]

This is my favorite of all of the Roy D. Mercer clips. Something about the way that the guy was laughing and having fun with this even though he thought that some psycho was on his way over to "whoop him" for something that he didn't even do.

[pandabearmary]

i love that laugh and i love roy damn mercer.

how big a boy are you? oh really? thats about ass wooping size! XD

[Racotho11]

phil and brent are on a talk show on A Tulsa,OK Radio station 95.7

[DDTdrummer]

"oh well its got a comfortable ride ya know" lol

[bhadcandy15]

i got a 55 gallon drum of as whip and im gonna pour it on u

[shakezula29]

One on one is what it is Herb LOL

[tks081506]

have you ever had a ass whoopin before? "Oh yes"

[jclowers5]

LOL "Is your wife pretty good looking?"

[GeneralSirDouglasMcA]

I wonder which one is "Roy", Phil, or Brent, or do they swap turns?

[EiNSkraft]

Phil is 'Roy'.

[bl4ck0p]

No, Brent is Roy.

[thai1959]

I got a 55 gallon drum of ass woopen and I'm gonna pour it on you. Oh Geawwd..LOL

[BarneyFife82]

"She wanted to look at the Tauruses, but you wanted to show her your Probe" LMAO... That's great!!!!!

[inluvwithbillkaulitz]

lol this was so funny

[whoodywho24]

i aint bringing nobody down there besides myself and im whoop'en your ass

[madnis007]

lmao im coming down with a 55 gallon drum of ass whoopin and im pouring it on you omg best line ever

[bettercall2]

This is my favorite one!

[ALM1972]

I ain't sending nobody but myself and I'm bringing a 55 gallon drum of ass whup and I'm pouring it on you. That line NEVER gets old !!!!

[cro44magnum]

That was a good 'n!

[Justin74100]

lmao

[UNeedABiscuit]

HAHA LOL