Call of Duty: Black Ops: Jokes for folks with SSundee EP.2 Yo Mamma Jokes! (BO Gameplay/Commentary)

[Ionicxz]

Yo mamma so ugly she makes blind people cry

[jesalm196]

your mamas so fat she stepped on a apple .............. she in vented applesauce

[jesalm196]

what happened to ep 9 i tried looking for it but it came up with ep2

[shadowninja103hd]

Yo mamma so stupid when the computer said " press any key to continue " she couldnt find any key.

[shadowninja103hd]

Yo mamma so fat I hung a picture of her on the wall and it fell

[akacodboy]

ur mommas so fat when she steped on the scale she saw her phone number 4213456789

[facebook8883]

yo mama so stupid someone said c4 she said "i only see 1"

[yukiloho]

Spongebob is epic!

[bigd1332]

You know you're a redneck when your son gets tired of handing you beers

[kidfresh1424]

Yo mammaa so fat her bellybutton got to her house 15 minutes before she did

[MuziikMuziik]

It's chins as in Bruce Chin not chins you dumb fuck...

[CODBOZOMBIEBEAST]

your mama so ugly she joined an ugly contest and the judge said sorry so proffesionals

[krawlings117]

Idk yo mom can use that gasoline for other purposes

[JohnsGuitarVids]

your momma is so fat when she said she sat around the house all day she literally SAT AROUND THE HOUSE all day

[Sky71576]

I was watching this on 480p and the graphics were terrible,

I switched over to 720p and it still looked shit.

I then realised you were playing Black Ops.

[nelsonivan38]

your moms is a quicksoper, if you know what i mean

[Silverdakiller]

yo momma is so fat she needed more than 70 red bulls to get wings

[floridaboyz1231]

yo mama so dumb she thought Smashing Pumpkins was a sport

[TheEmmanuelle1]

Yo momma so old when god said let there be light she flipped the switch

[isaiahboom7]

yo mama so fat that when she went sky diving she went straight to hell

[CrispyVanilla]

YO MAMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE TAKES A SHOWER HER FEET DONT GET WET

YO MAMMA LIKE A PACK OF GUMMIES 4 $2 I CAN SHARE HER WITH THE REST OF MY B-BALL TEAM!!

[CrispyVanilla]

YO MAMMA SO STUPID SHE ASKED HER DENTIST FOR A BLUETOOTH

YO MAMMA SO DESPRITE HER RIBS R BABY BACK

YO MAMMA SO FAT SHE LOOKS LIKE U

YO MAMMA SO FAT SHE CAN HEAR BACON COOKIN IN CANADA

YO MAMMA LIKE A MICROWAVE EVEN A 4 YR OLD CAN TURN HER ON

YO MAMMA LOOKS LIKE CHARLIE SHEAN WITH A WIG

[CrispyVanilla]

YO MAMMA LOOKS LIKE KANYE EAST

YO MAMMA SO OLD SHE FARTS DUST

YO MAMMA SO POOR HER DORMAT DOESNT SAY WELCOME IT SAYS WELFAIR

YO MAMMA CAN FIT A BACK OPS MAP ON HER BELLYBUTTON

[itzck23]

yo mAma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

[wwefandbryan]

yo mama so stupid she puts 2 quarters in her ears and thinks she listen to 50 cent

[Ihitsyou5]

Yo mama is so fat, when people kill her on Call of Duty, they get a 5 killstreak.

[FactorScene]

Yo momma is so stupid she got locked in the bed store and slept on the floor.

Yo momma is so stupid she steals free bread

[mrbjlol]

your momma so fat she said WHERE THE HELL IS MY JUICEBOX

your momma so stupid she thought a hobo was a trafic coe

your momma so fat she cant fit through the door

[mrbjlol]

your momma so fat she said WHERE THE HELL IS MY JUICEBOX

your momma so stupid she thought a hobo was a trafic coe

[mrbjlol]

your momma so fat she said WHERE THE HELL IS MY JUICEBOX

[ThErAmWaNtShAm]

yo mommas so fat she cums mayo.

[yogi2o]

To momas so fat when she dies in cod you get a 5 kill streak

[Richmond804Va]

yo mamma is so dumb she locked herself in a motor cycle

[carmine25000]

yo mama so fat she walked in front of the TV and i missed 4 seasons of the news

[dakarum666]

yo mama so ugly when she went to the bathroom she scared the shit out of the toilet

[gamehead91]

Your mama is so fat she's featured in the next battlefield as a multiplayer map.

[Alfey]

Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn

[metero1993]

Yo momma is so poor when she was kicking a can on the street

her neighbor asked her

"what are you doing"

yo momma said"MOVING O_O"

[1mysterion]

yo momma is so fat not even dora can explore her XD!

[ortomy]

Is that the song in Pokeclass by Pokemandanlv45

[TehDeaglez]

Yo mama's vingina is soo hairy that you got brush burns on your face when you came out. Thumps Up so people can see it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[epicgirman]

yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl

[TheLYNXclanHQ]

I watch spongebob

[MrSmokingpotato]

heres one

yo momma is so fat she got suegery and had flaby arms hit guny. u see the movie around the world in 80 days he went around the world in 12 seconds

[group9220]

yo momma is so fat that when she goes in front of the tv you will miss 2 seasons of simpsons

[captainshets]

ur mommas so hairy, she makes bigfoot look fresh

ur mommas so stupid she makes paris hilton look like albert einstein

[dx55222]

Yo momma so stupid she saw a skittles commercial and died the next day trying to jump of a building and taste the rainbow

[themvpdarryl]

CHICKENNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[bobfred718]

Yo momma so old she got rust on her hands while slepping

[bobfred718]

Yo momma so stupid she tried to drowned a fish

[MegaSlouis]

your ma's so heavy that each time she jumps she makes a new record

[NatNatBye]

9:40 made me laugh aha

[immabewatisetouttobe]

yo mama is so stupid, she got hit a parked car.

[MrLoki415]

Your mamma is so gehtto when she breast feeds kool-aid comes out

[cooperjb12]

215 people r yo momma

[Rahimrox111]

yo mama so fat when she got killed on cod the player got a 5 kill streak

[Rahimrox111]

yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone 

[frmdaeast]

yo mama is so stupid that she sat on the tv to watch the couch

[climbingdude25]

Yo mom is so stupid she put a ruler on her pillow to see how long she slept

[bubbles1091000]

yo mama is so skiiny the fattys is scared of her

[bubbles1091000]

yo mama is so skiiny the fattys is scared of here

[dbr9182]

all dislikes are from mom cod players wait is that possible

[jabba126]

yo mamma is so fat that if she spring into a ocean the titanic will jump in the air

[ShaustyProductions]

213 people didn't get atleast 1 of the jokes

[AK47VSM162010]

yo mamma so fat she stepped on a scale it said park outside please.

[1mankiller1]

yo mamma is soo fat her blood type is gravy

[codyMskates]

yo mamma is so dumb i told her christmas is around the corner and she went looking for it

[rscaml2]

it took u so long to start the jokes already

[TheGamerGuy64x360]

yo mama is soo fat, when she dies in call of duty the player gets the five kill streak award

[slipknotrules22]

Yo mama so dumb she thought tupac shakur was a jewish holiday

[videoshock100]

yo mammas so small she got raped by a jelly baby

yo mammas so fat she stepped on the scales and it said one at a time please

yo mammas so fat she stepped on the scales and her phone number came up

yo mammas so fat she stepped on the scales and it said to be continued

yo mammas like a bowling ball. she gets fingered three times, thrown down the alley and then comes back for more.

[MPO616]

yo mama is so stupid that she put a paper over her tv and said shes wachin paper view

[XxRedBullxX322]

yo momma so old she sat behind jesus in 1st grade

[cloneadventurer]

joe mama is so stupid she that she thought her name was joe and she was a man

[nerfable100]

should i buy BO(OBS)

[psyrodiiI]

yo momma so stupid, when she heard black eye peas were comin to town, she went to the grocery store to find em

[airsoftmarxman]

yo mamma is so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind

[Stefonz11]

YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE PLAYS MARCO POLO WITH DEAF PEOPLE

[searsubzero]

yo mama so ugly when trick and treater come to her house they give her candy

[River2626]

your the most annoying person ive ever heard.

[hermino77]

To mamma is so fat so when she went to zoo  the elephants are singng "we Are famely"

[TheBlackout64]

your mama is so poor that she hangs toilet paper to dry

[PcWalkthroughGuy]

yo mama so poor when i lit a candle in her housE all the bugs sang

"CLAP OUR HANDS, SHAKE OUR FEET PRAISE THE LORD CAUSE WE GOT HEAT!"

[PcWalkthroughGuy]

yo mama so poor when i lit a candle in her hous all the bugs sang

"CLAP OUR HANDS, SHAKE OUR FEET PRAISE THE LORD CAUSE WE GOT HEAT!"

[GreyPhantom97]

yo mama is so fat that she showws up on radar

yo mama is so fat that the only letters she knows in the alphabet are O, B, C , D

[XXXXXLSBXXXXX]

Yo mama is so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale

Yo mama is so old that Jesus is in her class photo

[oktank6]

Yo mamma Is soo fat that when shes jumps in the air shes stuck in it

[gamefreak6251]

your momma's so ugly that when she was born her mother said, "Oh what a treasure." Then her father said, "Yeah, lets bury her."

[SpitOnJoe]

Yo' Mama so fat when she blinks her eyelids clap!

[MahaloPC]

Yo mama so stupid she though dunkin dounuts was a basketball team.

[yankeefanX10X]

Your mama's so fat she stood on a scale and saw her phone number!

[PS3SOTD]

@yankeefanX10X phone numbers start with 0

[sunfish1998]

u might be a redneck if your only traportion is an airboat

[XxAzNGaM3RxX]

yo moma duh so ugly when she entered a ugly competition they said, "M'am, im afraid no pros allowed."

[XxAzNGaM3RxX]

yo moma so fat scientist declared her as the tenth planet from the sun

[dosxx25]

your mama stupid she went to walmart and started crawling for the low prices

[Sup3rCr3w97]

i beat all you jokes "yo mama is like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn"

and

" yo mama like shotgun 2 cock she blows "

[bobby125p]

yo mama so old whenshe brushed of her sholder dust came off

[Keiron2345]

your mama is so fat wen she went to the butchers and asked for 200 pounds of meat he said ill need you to lie down

[racheatclank1230]

yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she told her to move out of the way :P

[8MouaPRO]

yo mama so dumb she taught u to repeat stuff u already said. "okay lemme tell u about this series. i read jokes. i laugh. *3 times!*

[MehlikePiez4]

one comment didnt show up... =C

[MehlikePiez4]

yo mama so black she has to wear gloves when eating hershes bars to keep herself from eating herfingers

[MehlikePiez4]

yo mama so old she got powdered milk in her breasts

[TheOneAndOnlyBemars]

yo mama is so fat, she nees a plan to find her ass

yo mama is so fat that people run around her to exercise

yo mama is so fat, she needs a matrass instead as a sanitary towel

yo mama is so fat, she falls out of bed at both sides

[Boomhagedis]

Not even: Yo mama is so fat i can lock on to her with my strela-3?

[xNiKpOpz]

yo mamma is so fat she doesnt need internet , she is already worldwide .

[eldiablo68]

@xNiKpOpz lol

[TheEmeki]

@xNiKpOpz a little late...

[xNiKpOpz]

@TheEmeki wtf, your the one who commented a little late.



[xboxrockswiisucks]

yo mama so fat when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 10 years to live

[slimChedeh]

SPONGEBOB FTW!!!!

[tmerritt585]

Yo mama so ugly she got arrested for mooning a cop.

[olotls11]

Your mommas so ugly when she was born her mom said "what a treasure" and the dad replied "ya lets bury it"

[MassDogg12]

Yo Mamma is so hairy when she gave birth to your brother he died of Carpet Burn :L

[zenthex1234]

yo mama is so fat, she rolles off bolth side of the bed!

[OnlyUseMaTomahawk10]

i know this is late yo mama is so fat and stupid she only knows3 letters of the alphabet

KFC

[99gracie]

i see the guy were watching play isnt you at the start you see sundee__ rank 31

[McWhorter44]

Yo mama so stupid she died from stravtion in a grocery store.

[paddymacshane1]

yo mama so stupid....when she threw a grenade at me,i pulled out the pin and threw it back.

[098ced]

YO mama so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

[mrkill2survive1]

Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery? The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.

[I2eVoPowerPikle]

yo moma so stupid she joined the navy to become a seal

[Ortizacke]

yo mamma so stupid she jumped out a window and went up

[jakesmithproductions]

@Ortizacke that doesnt make sense. thats impossible.

[RhysCahalane]

Yo mama so fat, when i kill her in CoD, I get a triple kill.

[TheNoobishGamer]

209 people have stupid mums loool

[TheNoobishGamer]

209 people cant take a joke lol.

[alexdachamp316]

Yo momma so stupid, she is not very intellegent at all but is still pleasant company :D

[chum294]

yo mama so stupid she takes a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

[DudethatGross]

yo momma so old she owes moses a dollar

-and-

yo momma so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list

[ozzyxyz10]

yo mamma is so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch

[jacobfalth]

yo mamma is so fat when she go true the tv you miss 1 seasong of simpsson

[LocMac24]

GO SPONGEBOB!!!!!! YEAAAAAA!!!!!

[TheSychronised]

Yo mama is so stupid she tried to drown a fish!!

Yo mama is so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone!!

[alphazak]

Yo momma is so old her high school yearbook is carved on stone

[Sky71576]

Yo mommas so fat she swam in the mediterranian and spain claimed her as new territory,

Yo mommas so fat even dora couldn't explore her!

[TheIBadKid]

Yo mommas so fat she had to be baptised at seaworld!

[JJL1050]

your mums armpits are so hairy it looks like she's got bob marley in a headlock

[karelhosten]

your mamma is so fat she doesn't need internet, she's already world wide

[Stuipifyer]

yo momma so fat the only letters in the alphabet she knows are k f c

[morgzlucas]

you sir, are extremely un-funny

[MegaUltranerd]

@morgzlucas yo mamma is un-funny

[blackopsman81]

yo mamas so fat when she gets on an elevator she has to go down!

[kephart123able]

Your mama so stubide that she locked herself in a key store

[Toxicman12220]

Yo Moma is so stuiped,When she looked into a mirror she thought she had a twin sister.

[DjWth2]

yo mama so stupid she sit on the TV and watch the sofa.

[gollygoober]

its not funny when u explain the joke

[k2egunnerz]

you should do celebrity jokes E.G

whats the difference between JLS and futurama= theres only one bender in futurama

[TheRobertMillerShow]

@k2egunnerz HA!

[k2egunnerz]

hi i got 1 yo mamma is like a shotgun 1 cok and she blows

[allanbay7]

Yo mamas so ugly, when she walkes into the bathroom she scares the shit out of the toilet

[FeaRGamingChannel]

Please DISLIKE this video :

/watch?v=VxAy3Sn0ZzM

[SSGLeader]

yo mamma is so fat when he jumps she gets stuck in the air XD

[iamaloserful]

your mommas so poor when i stepped on her ciggerate she said 'who turned of the heat'

[thehotwasabi7]

yo mommas so old she sat next to yoda in 2nd grade

[Kengy473]

Yo momma's so stupid she thought Dunkin' Doughnuts was a basketball team!

[ODST1123]

i miss blacktube

[draggyboyhaha]

Me: Yo mama so ugly they put her in the pound!

Random Guy: Thats mean!

Me: We're have a yo mama fight though

Random Guy: No, to the pound!

[MrChinner118]

no my last name is chin no joke!

[deathjr2841]

Yo mama is so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund

[kas2000number1]

yo mama's so ugly she makes onions cry

[SeanWheelhouse]

yo mama so stuid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

[ImDamienLoL]

@SeanWheelhouse wow... you spelt stupid wrong, well done!

[jakesmithproductions]

@SeanWheelhouse one way glass, tinted glass, etc. FAIL

[ABouncyLemur]

@SeanWheelhouse it cud have been a dark black tinted glass wall so she cudnt see through it so she must climb over it

[videoGamer1051]

yo mama so stupid, she thought johnny cash was a pay toilet

[baddaman88]

yo mama soo stupid she missed the number 100 bus so she took the number 50 bus twice

[baddaman88]

yo mama so old, i tapped her on the bak and her titz fell off

[caseychestnutt]

yo mammas so fat her pants size is "Bitch lose some weight"

[mrgreensalat]

lol to these series

[newhakeris96]

ur momma is so stupid she went beside a stop sign and waited until it said go