@airgearbleachfan It's laughable that anyone could think that the day you were born means jack-shit in any part of the world. It's your genes, the way you were brought up by your parents (or whoever did, if you're an orphan) and the many different phases of your life you are in that constitutes your personality. Not some bullshit hoohaa about the positions the sun and the planets are in or some idiocy like that. You, my kind sir/lady, are an effing moron if you believe in astrology of any kind.
'...we'll meet this Astrologer, who has his own internet radio show...' and a Welsh flag in his office! Which bumps him up in the cool stakes, surely. (Or at least takes the edge of his doofousness...)
Astronomy is a natural science that deals with the study of celestial objects aka a real thing and
Astrology is a group of systems, traditions, and beliefs which hold that the relative positions of celestial bodies and related details can provide information about personality, human affairs and other "earthly" matters aka BULL FUCKING SHIT
Astrology - The study of the Stars and the universe (nothing about stars and stuff forming your personality) comes from the word Astro (stars and stuff) and ology meaning the study of.
Errr....no, that would be Astronomy, which is the study of celestial bodies (read: stars and stuff) that are outside of Earth's atmosphere (read: space). Astrology is simply bullshit.
Astrology is not 4000 years old, it's much older. The 12 signs are like Months in the Great Year of 25,920 years, which is the time it takes the north pole of the earth to rotate once completely. This is sophisticated knowledge, that takes time to accumulate. The priests who originated astrology built fractions of the precessional year into temples, which are called such because they are models of time itself. Astrology is all over the Bible.
Yeah well 4000 years ago they also thought that the earth was the center of the universe ans it was flat along with lot's of other strange shit.
Astrology is pure bullshit. The most amusing way to prove it, is the fact that two astrologist can tell you completely different things about the same day.
Penn: And all of them contradict the one you find in the...STUPID PAGE in the newspaper. But some people still think they can...SAUCE OUT THEIR FUTURE, by consulting GIANT BALLS OF GAS!
Pluto just kicked out of the solar system
gfdadefuin 1 month ago
Astrology is real. Honestly. It just WORKS.
ShareYourUnderwear 2 months ago
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@ShareYourUnderwear look up this( A&E - Astrology - Secret in the Stars - Part 1 of 5) my horoscope told my i will get a changing
in my wardrobe the same day my work got new uniform
gothicsoul100 2 months ago
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@ShareYourUnderwear my horoscope told my i will get a changing
in my wardrobe the same day my work got new uniform
gothicsoul100 2 months ago
better astrology bullshit than christian bullshit.
monk22yrs 3 months ago in playlist Penn and Teller: B.S. Season 7
Pluto is not a planet!! just ask neil tyson lol
acewingman 3 months ago
I wonder how many people came here looking for Astrology but were too impatient to listen through the french joke at the start.
I'm guessing QUITE a lot of people judging by the typical type of person that comments on these things.
Clint945 3 months ago
1 guys horoscope was bad at the day he watched it ...
linkuei83 6 months ago
@airgearbleachfan It's laughable that anyone could think that the day you were born means jack-shit in any part of the world. It's your genes, the way you were brought up by your parents (or whoever did, if you're an orphan) and the many different phases of your life you are in that constitutes your personality. Not some bullshit hoohaa about the positions the sun and the planets are in or some idiocy like that. You, my kind sir/lady, are an effing moron if you believe in astrology of any kind.
suvakofin 6 months ago in playlist Penn & Teller: Bullshit!
'...we'll meet this Astrologer, who has his own internet radio show...' and a Welsh flag in his office! Which bumps him up in the cool stakes, surely. (Or at least takes the edge of his doofousness...)
feuilletoniste 6 months ago
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feuilletoniste 6 months ago
hahahaha that beginning is hilarious! XD
Thebrainrahul 7 months ago in playlist Penn and Teller's Bullshit
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2:29 most hilarious penn line in this episode! LMFAO!!! "Fuck that!" LOL
limmywinks 7 months ago
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limmywinks 7 months ago
The only thing astrology is good for is party games.
broaniki1 10 months ago
@airgearbleachfan
Lol, no. Whatever the Japanese astrologers saw is no different from what European astrologers saw.
broaniki1 10 months ago 2
6:47 Robin Williams!?
GamiCross 1 year ago 4
Astronomy is a natural science that deals with the study of celestial objects aka a real thing and
Astrology is a group of systems, traditions, and beliefs which hold that the relative positions of celestial bodies and related details can provide information about personality, human affairs and other "earthly" matters aka BULL FUCKING SHIT
299458 1 year ago
Astrology - The study of the Stars and the universe (nothing about stars and stuff forming your personality) comes from the word Astro (stars and stuff) and ology meaning the study of.
ForestDeityWoodman 1 year ago
@ForestDeityWoodman
Errr....no, that would be Astronomy, which is the study of celestial bodies (read: stars and stuff) that are outside of Earth's atmosphere (read: space). Astrology is simply bullshit.
feenythewise 1 year ago
And to think Reagan let this kind of bullshit influence public policy.
FatherTime89 1 year ago
mas endiablado que china zorrilla!
srTraseroRojo 1 year ago
.....I've had my fill of this shit sandwich
uirukun 1 year ago
Best quality version of this episode up, thanks.
WVI 2 years ago 2
i bet all the people that believe this r art majors
BigHashTouraj 2 years ago
Astrology is not 4000 years old, it's much older. The 12 signs are like Months in the Great Year of 25,920 years, which is the time it takes the north pole of the earth to rotate once completely. This is sophisticated knowledge, that takes time to accumulate. The priests who originated astrology built fractions of the precessional year into temples, which are called such because they are models of time itself. Astrology is all over the Bible.
Why not check in on Plato or Paul Laviolette?
BobbyEnglish888 2 years ago
they just wanna show all the con artists making profit of this
BigHashTouraj 2 years ago
Yeah well 4000 years ago they also thought that the earth was the center of the universe ans it was flat along with lot's of other strange shit.
Astrology is pure bullshit. The most amusing way to prove it, is the fact that two astrologist can tell you completely different things about the same day.
No one knows the future.
SIPEROTH 2 years ago 5
Penn: And all of them contradict the one you find in the...STUPID PAGE in the newspaper. But some people still think they can...SAUCE OUT THEIR FUTURE, by consulting GIANT BALLS OF GAS!
Hahahaha Penn is true.
TornadoMan86 2 years ago
every girl i met that believes this shit has the same stare at 8:57
BigHashTouraj 2 years ago
@TornadoMan86
hehehehehe, he said Ballz XD.......
devilishflavor 2 years ago
Ok That astrologer sounded like a perv. Oral? WTF !
and btw it is mother not mudddhhher
vikramkrishnan 2 years ago 3
asstrology.
kabloozie 2 years ago 17
FUCK IT!!!
ElZomboFantasma 2 years ago 12
We'll do it live???
hobbitthedog 2 years ago
hhehe Bill o' reilly
PhillipThunderGrunge 2 years ago
astrologer? i used to think it was astrologist. :P
little0squee 2 years ago
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MrZ1TA 2 years ago
part 4 coming sooon?
alexthegreat12345 2 years ago
Thanks for putting this up man
codyk1995 2 years ago 3