RIP Boots "I purchased a Tacgnol* over eBay"

[CrAcKXaNaX]

Epic troll

[josepmk]

i knew you before i saw your video on ecyclpedia dramaticablabal, and i was like OMG is that AJcomix??? and i was right, my first and favorite video of yours was your hp unboxing.

[AJComixII]

@josepmk Heh, thanks

[george77772moons]

YOU LIE! Tacgnol is the dark side of longcat, and longcat was estimated at 10,000 ft on length MINIMUM (be proud, man; this thing is on encyclopedia dramatica!)...

[AJComixII]

@george77772moons *points to own article* Old as shit, more boring the read than shit too, no imagination in kids these days.

[SilentShotV]

Bow to the mighty professional troll

[KruPwnzKimo]

you made me LOOOOOL

[MonakoSM]

Are half of you idiots?

He was JOKING no he brought a Tacgnol on ebay and they MAILED it to him.

His loving cats dead now and you guys are yelling at him over some joke he made.

This is to remember his cat! not to hear assholes get rubbed the wrong way over a joke.

[AJComixII]

@MonakoSM Thanks.

[bathow26]

HOLYSHIT BALLS ITS OTACON

[0orazielo0]

OTACON, ITS THAT YOU ?

[AJComixII]

@0orazielo0 Old.

[kadoatielover]

That's not longcat. It's black.

[AJComixII]

@kadoatielover That's not a literate person. That's a retard. Do you READ descriptions?

[AJComixII]

@kadoatielover Or Titles, actually?

[MorgensternPip]

<33 Rip Boots :[

[JayMoreProductions]

Should have fed her more then once a week...

[AJComixII]

That was a joke, you dick.

[JayMoreProductions]

@AJComixII Look who's not getting the jokes. Fuck.

[AJComixII]

@JayMoreProductions You serious? You're a serious douchebag to swing in from the left field and say some shit like that after the death of a longtime companion.

[JayMoreProductions]

@AJComixII OMFG just get over it. It was just a fucking joke. Are your pants on fire or something?? Sheesh...

[AJComixII]

@JayMoreProductions Would you appreciate if someone started poking fun at you after your grandmother died, with the "jokes" directed at the said victim,

[JayMoreProductions]

@AJComixII I didn't point the joke at your cat, I pointed it at YOUR JOKE. No hard feelings...

[stuff777888]

@AJComixII

lmao. Mad? Why don't you go starve another fucking cat and nerd rage more on another video about it. Who knows how many cats you starved to death.

[AJComixII]

@stuff777888 Oiy moron, I didn't starve anything.

[jasonwongx]

@AJComixII

ANIMAL CRUELTY. I hope someone starves you for a week and then say "That was a joke, lol".

[AJComixII]

@jasonwongx Excuse me? I NEVER FUCKING STARVED THE CAT. FUCK OFF.

[stuff777888]

@AJComixII

You didn't fucking feed the cat you faggot. I hope God punishes you and starves YOU to death.  Then maybe you can see what it feels like to be fucking starved. Dying hungry is terrible.

[ochs42thethird]

Longcat is LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG.

[GoukiTehPwner]

RIP Boots.

[zecle]

rip boots ! respect for your cat man !

[matts]

R.I.P. Boots.

[AJComixII]

... keep reading.

"and in the first week of January 2010 stopped eating and drinking. On January 9th, 2010 at around 8:30 PM, Boots the cat went comatose, and died at the age of 24 and a half, around 117 years old compared to a human's aging process. "

Also, RIP is in the title.

[AJComixII]

Did you read the description or title, or check the date the video was posted? Also note how difference my complexion, voice, and hair is.

[AJComixII]

Picked a name out for what cat?

[ilikecakealot]

you motherfucker

[isashines]

¡¡¡¡¡¿FTW

[AJComixII]

I made the bag of dicks meme, so no.

[Ahdharr]

Bag of Dicks, you should eat them.

[RUSSIAisPRIMITIV]

ITS TIME FOR A DICKING

[MyT01]

does it come with batteries?

[CONKER17]

Long cat is.....Loooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooong­

[ianflowforever]

Just, so funny!

It makes noise because it really is the evilness that is tacnol!

[Huebination]

A challenger appears!

[KaiserBrandon340]

gnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooool si tacgnol

[kapsakorsten]

i liekez

[joemanses]

You look just like my friend Drake, and long cat is looooooong.

[AJComixII]

You'd be surprised.

[Blah3156]

I think that's the only pussy you will ever touch dude

[AJComixII]

Cool story bro. Learn to punctuation.

[QuikDJ]

QFT

[Spikeproductionz1]

are you friggin serious? that's a real cat and you feed it once a week??? you've got to be joking, because then i wouldn't hate you.

[AJComixII]

Let me guess, you think The Onion is a real news network too, right?

You have awful fucking grammar as well.

Yes, it's a real cat. No, I feed her (they have genders moron) three times a day. The cat is 24 years old, and recently lost her sight. I've set up plenty of accommodations, and the cat is otherwise perfectly healthy. You are stupid, and you're looking for some kind of animal rights battle that doesn't exist. Get over yourself.

[Spikeproductionz1]

XD i was just kidding! and by the way, i treat comments like texts, where they just need to be readable.

[kiwers123]

saw your wanking tissues :P

plus you killed the longcat

[AJComixII]

Right, because I couldn't be using those for my allergic reactions to dust. No way that I could be using those to shield a sneeze. Pervert.

[qggfed]

you are the average neckbeard

[AJComixII]

Cool story bro.

[Anthony883]

Woah is that a real tacgnol or a stuffed electronic? I MUST NOES!

[AJComixII]

Real.

[Anthony883]

Dude! thats awsome!

[GiantPurpleBunny]

FUCK!!!

You have an awesome beard man.

I would LITERALLY kill people to have a beard like that.

Long Cat is looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooooooong.

[AJComixII]

That beard is weak, my current beard is much better.

[hippoman789]

Funny.

[VashElric]

fail

is not longcat

is Tacgnol

learn difference

[AJComixII]

fail

is not literate

is in title and description

learn reading

[tinyerea]

yup, not a longcat.

[AJComixII]

Yup, you're illiterate.

[bootycentral]

hey dickface, i'm a scientiest, and that is a tacgnol. the care is different from that of a longcat

lrn2internet fruitcake

[AJComixII]

Learn to read the title and description. That seems unlikely, since you can't spell your fake profession, or much else for that matter.

[VirtualCause]

"scientiest"

Lol'd obviously not that good of a scientist if you cannot even spell your main subjects word.

Fail.

[kiwers123]

wow insulting peoples spelling can really hurt.

[AJComixII]

Don't you mean, "Wow, insulting people's spelling can really hurt,"?

[kiwers123]

your words are like daggers.

i wish i had a life like yours, inside, making youtube videos. Correcting peoples spelling mistakes as it is your only retaliation as your life is so pathetic

[AJComixII]

"your words are like daggers."

Cool story. Why so emo?

"i wish i had a life like yours, inside, making youtube videos. "

Check. Oh wait, I only post the occasional video in my random spare time, and I spend the rest of my time in class, with friends, or writing for my local paper. But you go ahead and claim I do nothing but post videos on this site. Good for you, retard.

[AJComixII]

Retaliation? What, do you want me to hunt you down and skin you alive? Why don't you just fucking type as if you haven't been huffing glue, instead of bitching? In fact, it would also be a bit of a feat for you if you could go three syllables without committing an ad hominem fallacy, dumb ass.

[DFaulted]

that's grammer

[sickel101]

@DFaulted Grammar.

[pingponggun]

Tacgnol is gnoooooooooooooooooool

[Jms456789]

Longcat is long.

[snipewhore]

GAIUS BALTAR?

[Dark22k]

Whatever you do man, don't get a longcat, you can't afford anyone in your town to get a longcat; if tacgnol and longcat were to meet the world would fucking end in a truly epic way, and I don't want to miss that.

[CmndrRiker]

Mastry? IS THAT YOU?

[Auxygen]

Fuck off and die, CmndrRiker.

[Dragonmie]

Also, tlginon lol

[Dragonmie]

I don't know about place to buy any Happycats... I bet you could just catch one yourself with stuff around the house. Just get some cheez, ground beef and some hamburger buns....

[yotsubakowai]

Tacgnol.

[redbaronAQuarn]

Pon al gato ostia

[AJComixII]

Que?

[PresidentialSalt]

Longcat.

[CrazyconanED]

Tacgnols are opposite in everything except for size in comparison to Longcats. You need to see a Tacgnol expert for him or he'll destroy your home.

[overlord717]

i will now pray

hoping long cat will spare me

[AJComixII]

GLWT.

[comcomcom1997]

:S, I don't agree of someone selling poor tacgnol, poor cat ;(

[AJComixII]

I don't agree with your gullibility.

[PLUMPEH]

gnoool si tacgnol

it is as ive feared... catnarok is upon us

I will now commence my 18 hour a day prayers and fasting to raptor jesus in hopes that i shall be spared

[kawless]

But there is indeed a tremendous spiritual danger.

Soon the terrible Tacgnol shall arise from its underwater resting place and wreak great havoc upon the world of men.

The dreadful Tacgnol shall devour all that stands before it, and crush all opposition provided by the great empires of men.

Those few that survive shall become utterly enslaved, or die.

What hope have men against such total destruction??

[AJComixII]

Do you understand English? I said SECULAR REASON.

[Nero5th]

The dude's not going to budge, that being said, did you ever read the manual that came with the tacgnol? It may help. If it didn't come with one, there may be a .PDF online somewhere for it.

[kawless]

"yeah I'm open minded, you ignorant MORON!"

lol yeah it really sounds like it..

[AJComixII]

It's called a reply button. Regardless, the guy I debate above WAS an ignorant moron. His understanding of any other subject other than his religion (scratch that, he doesn't even have that) is pitiful.

[TKGB2006]

Get a Widedog. They don't need to eat as much.

[DarkKingOfGames]

0:07 - 0:10

Its funny when he "meows" XD

[InternetLad]

I-I-I-I. . . ITS IN GOOD CONDITION

the lisp makes my soul cry.

[arroy624]

"?sutats tenalp sah nac i", syas tacgnol

[arroy624]

"?sutats tenalp sah nac i", syas tacnol

[DarkKingOfGames]

I Lol'd

[tymccardle]

you's be trollin.

[IAMTacgnol]

Handsome cat is I.

[Rasta123]

Longcat is loooooooooooooong

[tripmix]

You fu*king idiot, cats need food and water everyday, and not fu*king lettuce. Must be bullsh*t, no one is this stupid. And you know killing a longcat is the greatest sin of all don't you?

[AJComixII]

Apparently, sarcasm is lost on you. Also, I don't believe any foolishness about "sin", I have no religion.

[NinjaFoxKitty]

did you seriously think he was serious when he said that stuff?

[AJComixII]

Some people will believe anything (coughcreationistscough).

[tripmix]

Not really but you never know with people, they're not as smart as cats you know. And if you don't believe killing longcat sin a raptor will eat your penis.

[AJComixII]

"And if you don't believe killing longcat sin a raptor will eat your penis."

Nice fail grammar. And if threats of hell from Christians don't sway me, how can threats of a fucking MEME sway me?

[NinjaFoxKitty]

please don't insult my religion.

[AJComixII]

What religion?

[tripmix]

THE Religion. duh

[AJComixII]

That doesn't specify anything.

[NinjaFoxKitty]

Christians. you said:

"Some people will believe anything (coughcreationistscough)."

Christians believe in creationism.

[AJComixII]

Wrong. Not all Christians believe in Creationism. That's a very ignorant statement.

[NinjaFoxKitty]

no true Christian would believe in evolution, so no, it's not an ignorant statement.

[AJComixII]

Wrong. Now you're committing the "No True Scotsman" logical fallacy. Fallacies are incorrect by default.

[tripmix]

I think you are all loosing sight of what is serious business and what is not. Christians are not, cats are. When the prophecies of loongcat is forfilled you catconsciousness will die and and all that will remain is a stupid ape-like thing... It's all in the Great Book of Cat.

[tripmix]

But if you have a loongcat it can protect you from the day of reckoning and you can live in the new glorious world as our cat overlords loyal servant. A true automaton existing only to serve the will of cat.

[NinjaFoxKitty]

...

i'm just going to assume you're being sarcastic.

[tripmix]

To you FoxyKitty, you clearly don't understand the meaning of the word sarcasm. AJ had it right when he said it, I was very concerned for the poor holy looongcat (the only right thing to feel) so he insulted me properly. You however need to get some co*k, I have one if you'd like?

[NinjaFoxKitty]

"No True Scotsman"? what the heck is that? either way, you can't just choose bits and pieces of the bible to believe and call yourself a Christian

[tripmix]

True, we all know Jesus was a raptor, and he preached to people ergo dinosaurs and people must have lived at the same time. This is simple logic, even you AJ should be able to understand this.

[AJComixII]

Can't argue with that.

[NinjaFoxKitty]

are you stupid or something? you can't seriously think that

[AJComixII]

Alright, I'm going to make this quick. What makes your Bible true?

[NinjaFoxKitty]

i know that it's true. what makes it false?

[AJComixII]

Nice assertion. Now provide evidence.

[AJComixII]

You're taking awhile to provide evidence. Now, answer this, are bats birds?

[NinjaFoxKitty]

what the heck are you talking about? anyways, are bats and birds what?

[AJComixII]

No, the question's context was "Are bats birds"? As in, are bats of the avian taxonomy?

[NinjaFoxKitty]

i'm pretty sure bats are mammals

[AJComixII]

Oh, good. Then your Bible is wrong.

[AJComixII]

I'll clarify. Having read the Bible three times now, I wonder how you wacky Christians always miss this...

Lev. 11:13, 19 And these are they which ye shall have in abomination among the fowls...And the stork, the heron after her kind, and the lapwing, and the bat. (See also Deut. 14:11, 18)

The bat isn't a "fowl". They were telling you what fowls not to eat in this passage. Bat's aren't birds, the Bible is wrong. And don't get me started on the flood.

[atirou]

bro that was long before anyone regarded them by a classified system so he was referring to them in a way that they would know what he was talking about.

and it says fowl not bird, and fowl could be referred to as any creature seen naturally in flight. so technically speaking the bible wasn't incorrect in that point because it wasn't referring to a specific kingdom but simply a type easily recognised by the fact that more often than not they are seen in flight

[AJComixII]

Fowl don't have four feet.

Pi isn't 3.

The whole thing is wrong. Just go through it with a basic knowledge of Physics.

[atirou]

the bible wasn't written by physicians, it was written by goathearders before the study of science.

don't be so obtuse and just see someone else's side of the argument for like two seconds.

and its not supposed to be taken as absolute fact, its supposed to be taken with the knowledge that it's almost impossible for all these things to happen, that way it presents you with the decision on whether you want to BELIEVE or not

it's not a question on knowing, not knowing, or being able to prove it

[AJComixII]

And here is the FACEPALM. People DO take it as absolute fact. See: VenomFangX and Andrewkinghorn15 and so on. Nice lie there.

[atirou]

not all people do,

most ppl that study the bible believe that it speaks through metaphor to describe the writers perception at the time.

and unless you have a sure fire way to prove that everything here is a lie with cold hard facts and without the use of logic then you can't rightfully say its a lie, because you don't know for sure.

in the study of any advanced mathematic you should learn that logic is not infallible.

logic is limited by what we know and our attempts at applying it to

[AJComixII]

Another facepalm! No true Scotsman fallacy, and of course an obvious lack of understanding of what logic is. Besides, Ninja up there argues that the Bible IS true, so your entire point isn't even a point. Besides, what evidence do you even have for a deity?

[atirou]

no evidence only belief, but i could ask you the same question and ask for proof that deities don't exist, but the fact of the matter is that there is no way of proving anything, it's all a matter of opinion in the end.

i believe there was a god that created the world from nothing and that he has always existed. you believe that there isn't.

it's that simple

[AJComixII]

Wow. You just failed so badly right now. NONE BELIEF IS NOT A BLOODY BELIEF YOU MORON. Atheism isn't a religion, it's a rejection of theism. Not accepting something unless there is good evidence is the LOGICAL DEFAULT POSITION. You don't believe in zombies, because there isn't sufficient evidence. This isn't an agree to disagree situation. Your position has NO EVIDENCE WHATSOEVER. You are in a BANKRUPT POSITION. No matter how you look at this, you've LOST.

[AJComixII]

Well done sir, you have proven that you understand nothing of science and that you are an ignorant moron. It's NOT a matter of opinion of how reality works, because reality is objective. Proof is a term that's only used in Mathematics, nice job misusing it. Also, I want to know why you claim I'm "groundlessly speculating" about ANYTHING. You have no grounds, you don't even follow your bullshit scripture! What the hell kind of rational thought have you put into the matter? NONE!

[atirou]

groundless speculations based on what we see as "possible" and "impossible" would prove to be inaccurate the majority of the time.

i'm not saying that i'm right or that you're wrong, i'm just trying to help you see that if you remain closeminded and believe that you're never wrong, then you'll never learn.

i'm sorry if i seem like i'm forcing my opinion down your throat.

[AJComixII]

The fact that you just committed a ad hominem (close-minded? I'm so very far from it) only continues to shred your position. Look up logical fallacies, they DO determine a great number of things. Plus, I fail to see anything in your comment here as helping demonstrate a deity.

[atirou]

because right now i'm not trying to prove anything, i'm just trying to tell you that there are reasons why you gotta keep your mind open.

and i'm sorry if i falsely accused you, it seemed like you were being close minded so thats what i was talking about.

[AJComixII]

Of course I keep my mind open! Now where is the evidence for your deity?

[atirou]

my evidence is in the fact that we exist despite all mathematical improbability of this all falling into place on its own. if you studied science and we even moderately knowledgeable in it then you'd notice how impossible it all seems for all of this complexity to randomly happen on its own.

i could list so many things that are impossible to happen on their own that all happened on chance one, hitting a royal flush in ceasars palace 100 times in a row is more likely to happen than all this to

[atirou]

fall perfectly in place without design, its like waiting for a mansion to build itself with no building plans or workers, it just would never happen.

i think even you could accept the mathematical impossibilities here, and if not then fuck it.

i'm done talking to you either way

[AJComixII]

I can't believe you're using that bogus probability argument! Are you REALLY that ignorant?

I'll PM you an essay disseminating your foolish argument.

Besides, no matter how unlikely, it has happened, which makes it 100% probable. And even if we go along with your bullshit claim, WHICH DEITY? Provide evidence for it.

And you're done talking to me? What kind of debate mettle is THAT?

[tripmix]

First of all let me apologise for being away for so looong, also I'm very drunk so any spelling errors are all your fault. By your statement I assume you repent your sin and bow before the Great Book of Cat? (as you should) Do you now realise that the Great Book was righten by those that can not be named and is the holiest word of Cat? Repent now!

[tripmix]

You know you question for SexyKitty is BS, all you have to ask a christian is: is your "belief" based on fact like all other human knowledge? Unlike the Holy Book the bible was not righten by the un-fallible unnamed ones, The Book of Cat was. The truth is god is nobody and nobody will always be here to show you the truth of the Word of Cat.

[TheAussie00]

YOU MOTHERFUCKER

[VeohXni]

ITs called tacgnol..."Tac ga nall"

[AJComixII]

I'm aware.

[VeohXni]

sorry after posting i realized i hadn't selected reply to somebody else...it wasn't directed to you..

[AJComixII]

Alrighty.

[DarkKingOfGames]

now i just need shorttac and taclong

[ThePatriot]

ownage

[gluten426]

Gnol Si Tacgnol.

[AJComixII]

¡1oubɔɐʇ ɹnoʎ ʇɐɔbuo1 11,ı

[DarkKingOfGames]

Tacgnol is gnooooooooooooooooooooooooool

[TehKrakerzGuy]

I want my own Longcat!!!

[AJComixII]

eBay.

[bfg15000]

lol

[ChewyChopstickx]

TA-LIG-NOG