1:55 A speculum is a medical tool for investigating body cavities. Gross! The author of the game should be taken out and burnt. Like most bad text adventures this assumes you can read the author's mind, rather than give you a good story.
For me, the best text adventure games are the ones that let you hurt yourself and/or others in a bunch of humorous ways. Unfortunately, this one's just lame.
The real irony is... he spelled Randor's name correctly per the cartoon. The game spelled it wrong.
QuiteUnused 6 months ago
Mike woodroffe,wasnt that the guy from horrorsoft
FrightNightTV 9 months ago
I dare someone to do a review and gameplay of the Twilight Zone adventure game. :D
heheheheokayman 1 year ago
PUNCH EARTH
Jarren202 1 year ago
Skeletor looks haggard, even for a skeleton.
ComCodex 1 year ago
you spelled "Randor" which is wrong. IT's spelled "Radnor".
TheEventMaker 2 years ago 2
Oh, the beauty of text based games!
sourcerror 2 years ago
1:55 A speculum is a medical tool for investigating body cavities. Gross! The author of the game should be taken out and burnt. Like most bad text adventures this assumes you can read the author's mind, rather than give you a good story.
eldersprig 2 years ago
Fuck I hated text adventures. They never understood half the shit you typed.
ioport 2 years ago
EAT GLASS
kl4969 2 years ago
He Man's made of chocolate!
Horns9 2 years ago
I know a worst text adventure than this, believe it or not: Journey to the Center of the Earth for Commodore 64
leon102 2 years ago
'Hump bed posts'?
vazqjose 3 years ago 2
Oh, it's Radnor not Randor, I just realized that lol
Thebadmeatball 3 years ago
"EAT BED POST" XD
MajinChazzio 3 years ago 2
Huh, I dunno what it is, but I like the very few text adventure videos you've done more than a lot of the others. You should do more. :P
CrimsonKefka 3 years ago
THE EARTH TREMORS MORE VIOLENTLY! Classic
FreakinSweet86 3 years ago
I'm sure it wouldn't have worked anyway, but you were typing the king's name wrong, so it's not surprising nothing happened ;)
The100thAttempt 3 years ago 5
It said "Fucking" on the blue intro screen in the beginning...
Wow.
CorporalLocklear 3 years ago 2
It's a crack intro, it's not from the original game.
The100thAttempt 3 years ago 4
Yay! I can take the wax!
ChicoEdge 3 years ago 3
And yet he doesn't know how to put it in his ears. That's dissapointing.
GameHermit 3 years ago 2
His... his name was Radnor, not Randor..... that might have helped, a bit. Ah, screw it. It's funnier this way.
MousesTurtle 3 years ago
The sign of the speculum?!?! Wtf?!? Is this a kids game or some hentai gyno porn?
Craptron2000 3 years ago 3
He-Man is a neo-nazi propaganda!
hellpartyboy2008 4 years ago
huh... every time it says More violently. must be like a 8.5 on the rector scale
Klopy1414 4 years ago
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ioport 4 years ago
You know, with all the tremors going on, I wouldn't be surprised if the earthquakes had launched everyone off the face of the earth into deep space.
SimuRei 4 years ago 2
For me, the best text adventure games are the ones that let you hurt yourself and/or others in a bunch of humorous ways. Unfortunately, this one's just lame.
iressivor 4 years ago 2
The hugo games were my favorites for text adventures.
That ground tremor deal in he man is..stupid being every oter line but they just want to get the point across.
popculturehero 4 years ago
another request: text adventure: hitchhikers guide to the galaxy!
pimanrules 4 years ago 3
That's pretty much why I don't like text games that much.
Chicken993 4 years ago 2
I hate text games, all of them.
Thank you Lucasfilm for Monkey Island.
BobCassidy 4 years ago
lol...
Eat glass.
TangerineImpz 4 years ago 2
Hello King Randor, you're looking ugly today!
Nice. Text adventures have always been something of an interest of mine.
Shintaka9009 4 years ago