Was this on white-green belt? I stopped playing online ever since I got to brown belt cuz of all the people who overuse wiki moves and bad playerbase but I still play priv matches with my friends.
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hey, my toribash has started lagging and being very slow. before, it ran perfectly with all settings. i haven't changed a thing, yet it lags like hell. no fun to play. help?
@krillanpe have u downloaded any thing else a game a screen saver you hnevver know its probably ur internet connection or u just downloaded a trojan or a virus
There's been a total influx of newfags recently, just ignore them, skip the beginner servers if you have to, and try to meet with the semipro community up. The tori-agents are doing all they can to police this kind of idiocy, but some of it isn't even against the rules, you just have to shut it out.
when I played this game, before windows 7, I was only a greenbelt but probably the rank of a black due to so many name changes and I had a sick custom move that I would love to show but cant to due windows 7 fucking my game up the ass can someone tell me how to fix it
now THAT is fighting... all pussies do on the internet is defend up... like on twin swords.. that's how they fucking win... I can do some badass moves on twinsword.. they always just get lucky slices on me...
Yeah, I've noticed. But I stil haven't done anything as cool as in this video. Also, primarily playing Global Agenda now because long Toribash lobbies are loooooooong.
if any of you are wanting to play this, just go to the website and download it for free, it takes about a minute. then just register and your free to play.
Lol. I keep seeing how people think that only black belts dismember. Whoever thinks that, is purely stupid. If you use the correct move, and hit them at the right power and speed, your momentum WILL dismember the other guy, even if you are new and your character is a white belt.
Don't tell me that a new player using someone's blackbelt character will be able to dismember *snaps fingers* just like that...
@Khalduknight Yeah, I used to think that, since I got so annoyed... You know, until I revisited a white belt, seeing how people make new accounts and all, I think I was pretty much told off, lol.
The belt is not your skill, it is how long you have played. So far i've beat everyone, but for now, i've ''retired'' for a long time :| I should come back one day.
@Khalduknight most of the times, it has nothing to deal with power, i can break stuff without even pulling my arm or leg back, it has alot to deal with the way u do it.
@Khalduknight My words, they are blackbelts just because they worked hard and learned moves like that and can do them. I a few times beaten a black belt when I was a yellow belt. Wushu ftw
People who say you need to be a black belt to dismember are wrong, You just have to hit hard enough and with enough speed on one spot on Uke's body to dismember it.
song?
ParadiseForGamers 1 month ago
hampa is god
lordsandwich333 1 month ago
one thing is half of these are NOT multiplayer
mmshot1 3 months ago
oh crap how i suck at this game :/
but however i got over 300 milloion points at almost first try (played at some weird mod)
joemoe175 4 months ago
i dont play with dismeberment on. I think its jist not realistic, but i like fracture more. Nice vid btw
MEGAlozer100 4 months ago
is this the wii vershon coz grafics ar crap
Arrow8D 6 months ago
@Arrow8D It's the very old version from 2006,smartass.
TheDancingCombine 6 months ago
yeah its way harder to decap on the newest update
twistedsouls100 7 months ago
holy crap, i wish i knew how to do that with my tori
Achilles3456 8 months ago
the dismemberment back then in 2006 was different.
it was easier to decap and all that stuff when toribash was first released.
but now today,it ain't that simple breaking a joint.
imthetori45 8 months ago
Do you download it? Can i have link?
Lilipuchin 8 months ago
@Lilipuchin Toribash.com if you want i can help you out and give you some pointers :D
Chrisx092 8 months ago
can u turn the blood off?
reesepuff719 9 months ago
@reesepuff719
/opt blood 0
Kyouu88 9 months ago
omg YES. I love this game. I have it on the Wii XD.
BlazeAgron 9 months ago 7
Toribash is so epic.
I can absolutely NOT play it but it's just so much fun to watch. :'D
HamEggsButteredToast 10 months ago
1:07 OM NOM NOM NOM
VanbastenB 11 months ago
in the begging thair was only 1. he sucked his own cock
MrDan0808080808 11 months ago
1:09 :DD
ThELuLoR 1 year ago
LOL i think i was playing with you last night! you were trying to get a tournament together. at least it was the same name
radspiderjackson 1 year ago
hmm is this a multiplayer fighter or something? i misunderstand
muxmedia7 1 year ago
@muxmedia7 yes its multiplayer
westsidetrumpet 1 year ago
I love the beggining
vapeor1 1 year ago
@D0m1n8R song??? tell me in messege ok
XxXnetanelXxX 1 year ago
lol! when hampa got his arms taken off, he shook his stubs up and down!!!
teckwizz123 1 year ago
how to do that
snapkick7 1 year ago
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Maybe this is not best way to see my video, but i recorded effective judo split tutorial, if u want, find in my channel.
If u like it just thumb up for more views.
have fun.
Slizgaczek 1 year ago
Was this on white-green belt? I stopped playing online ever since I got to brown belt cuz of all the people who overuse wiki moves and bad playerbase but I still play priv matches with my friends.
Radiscool1 1 year ago
@Radiscool1 they had no belt ranking in 2006.
that was when toribash cost money.
if there were belt ranking, what you said would probably be true
teckwizz123 1 year ago
good vid, overused the head twirling at the camera cinimatic moment-type thing
YELL0WDAWGX 1 year ago
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orangecrushhhhh 1 year ago
it looks epicly ridiculous
BFHpwns1 1 year ago
Your moves aren't bad, but I'm sure you've improved after 4 years. Nice effects though, they made this awesome.
xSupaLolCatx 1 year ago 34
@xSupaLolCatx
Funny because there is more than one player. A lot more.
There isn't any effects at all in this, just one transition over and over, don't act like you know what you're talking about.
Kyouu88 9 months ago
@xSupaLolCatx lol you fail at youtube comments.
try and look up the game BEFORE you watch videos about it.
bobochow5 8 months ago
any one please answer when i start a toribash match i allways spawn in the air what wrong please answer
theguyfromdeadspace 1 year ago
@theguyfromdeadspace delect the normal mod or judo
lacacaesgrande 1 year ago
The music is Prolix & Nocturnal - Crater. For anyone who's interested.
Devylyst 1 year ago
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imthetori45 1 year ago
@imthetori45 lols my tori hit the shoulder not the head...epic decap fail trololol
penguin123446678 7 months ago
@penguin123446678 maybe the fact that i posted 9 months ago.
also i tried it and it didn't work.
so thanks for telling me.
imthetori45 6 months ago
Omg this is nasty !
ntipouan 1 year ago
i just click like im having a seizurei click lick clickclicklcickclickclickclickclickclick every limb it awesome
iazy9 1 year ago
You don´t played online -> FAIL xD
RealKnaeggebrot 1 year ago
@RealKnaeggebrot he never said he did
albiinokobra 1 year ago
@albiinokobra it says multiplayer action in description
TheRugbyfullback 1 year ago
@TheRugbyfullback multi = many so he might mean 1 vs 1 on 1 computer
albiinokobra 1 year ago
I think 1:37 is kind of trippy.
RRhaegarr 1 year ago
1:08
Lol'd at hampa's stubby arms.
keeltoll3456 1 year ago
i wish i could play like that!
bigerboom 1 year ago
noob's replays
RamiziT 1 year ago
That was outrageous. The effects you used to make the video really gave it a cool essence.
yigyog 1 year ago
I don't understand how a kick rips a body in half..
joshy959 1 year ago
man.. those decaps :D
HedgehogFromTheFog 1 year ago
hey, my toribash has started lagging and being very slow. before, it ran perfectly with all settings. i haven't changed a thing, yet it lags like hell. no fun to play. help?
krillanpe 1 year ago
@krillanpe buy an new disk for cpu
imthetori45 1 year ago
@krillanpe have u downloaded any thing else a game a screen saver you hnevver know its probably ur internet connection or u just downloaded a trojan or a virus
thecodmwrking2 1 year ago
i can't understand why.... but these fights remind me to transformer.....
spdutahraptor777 1 year ago
Lol It's so easy to get a limb chopped off in this game. xD;
ochahane 1 year ago
wasnt this game released just this year??
khainguyen98 1 year ago
@khainguyen98 On Wii, yes. It regularly released ahwile ago, but they just ported this onto Wii is all.
cooldisks101 1 year ago
The last one.........HOW?!?!?!??!?!?!
wtfomgstudios 1 year ago
I made a move called screwturn. You can rip an arm off by doing that!
supermaletperson 1 year ago
These moves look realistic as opposed to mu DISCOMBOBULATE HEADSMACK!
burningflurber 1 year ago
1:08 what you did to my arms!
blazejames47 1 year ago
Who the fuck makes a Toritage? lawl
Nils3OWN 1 year ago
u can turn blood off by going in options
imthetori45 1 year ago
can you remove the blood from toribash somehow? because i want it but it is really bloody.
techn0FTW 1 year ago
@imthetori45 u can turn blood off by going in options and uncheck blood (anything with blood on it)
imthetori45 1 year ago
@techn0FTW
And thats a bad thing? O.O
~Jkun~
Jkun 1 year ago
I got this move, which either A: You jump over the person's head or B: Rip off their arms :D
Applefart202 1 year ago
how to do one of those moves?
imthetori45 1 year ago
This game is random...
nanotech2080 1 year ago
@nanotech2080 not that random believe me, well , if you'r random this game becomes random
raffa0001 1 year ago
@raffa0001 Not that random, but still random.
nanotech2080 1 year ago
@nanotech2080 if you'r random
raffa0001 1 year ago
@raffa0001 Ok, whatever you say. Protect you precious.
nanotech2080 1 year ago
i never played this game, how do you even controle it?
killerbiller35 1 year ago
Stupide xD
JanoschHu 1 year ago
how to do you guy hit the ground when do i get dq?!
liltnyima 1 year ago
@liltnyima What? If your asking how to get DQ you have to play online
MrPivotPie 1 year ago
@Parabomb311
wrong. The NEW community is horrible.
There's been a total influx of newfags recently, just ignore them, skip the beginner servers if you have to, and try to meet with the semipro community up. The tori-agents are doing all they can to police this kind of idiocy, but some of it isn't even against the rules, you just have to shut it out.
theverystupidname 1 year ago
dismembermentthreshhold lowered
raffa0001 1 year ago
@raffa0001 no
lolwutizit 1 year ago
@Parabomb311
How is that different from most any internet community? =P
EmbraceTheThunder 1 year ago
This is an awesome game, but it's SO DAMN SLOW.
I loved it while I played it, but I had to uninstall it after a while.
The wait just got too boring.
EmbraceTheThunder 1 year ago
I can honestly say that toribash is one of the weirdest EFFED up things i've ever seen.
JustDyinHere 1 year ago
when I played this game, before windows 7, I was only a greenbelt but probably the rank of a black due to so many name changes and I had a sick custom move that I would love to show but cant to due windows 7 fucking my game up the ass can someone tell me how to fix it
shampooguru117 1 year ago
get a life you F.U.C.K1N Lozr
SNPCxGlitchCrew 1 year ago
Get a life you fuckin loser
SNPCxGlitchCrew 1 year ago
You......Killed.....ME...Im telling this to my players!!!
attackofthewarriorbu 1 year ago
Woah how very annoying with the heads:p
Xoppey 1 year ago
not ALL are freak fights
mistahodst 1 year ago
ok, im amazed.good intro good song and some awesome fights!dang im subbing and liking this vid, Darknite260.
Darknite260 1 year ago
1:09 LMFAO XD
MrInsaneMixer 1 year ago
WHAT GENRE IS THE TRACK?
adelhssn 1 year ago
hello
jjjjjjjjjj920 1 year ago
rsrsrsrs
muito boom ben boladoo
jaozim5 1 year ago
I love this game :3
TheBastard97 1 year ago
PLEASE DONATE TO SAMURAI500!!!!!!
gamesR4life 1 year ago
Damn... there are a few fights where I can't even tell who won... both of them just rip each other apart XD
Legionary119 1 year ago
"Category : Sport " xDDDDDDDD
Velen234 1 year ago
Owned
dollsage 1 year ago
Nice editing
Sebatiger 1 year ago
rofl at that head butt
ballinj6 1 year ago
now THAT is fighting... all pussies do on the internet is defend up... like on twin swords.. that's how they fucking win... I can do some badass moves on twinsword.. they always just get lucky slices on me...
brizzlestick 1 year ago
Ljas it's either Spor or Pendulum, I can't tell which.
HackPirate 1 year ago
LOL he threw his own head.
DARKLINXMASTER2 1 year ago
these guys are pro's.I suck compared to them
gorezombiez 1 year ago
holy shit.
Riccsohun 1 year ago
WHAT's THE SONG'S NAME!?!??!
5* btw
FabioSneaky 1 year ago
It's Slam by Pendulum. Brilliant work of art, that one.
EmperorLjas 1 year ago
Wait, no, it isn't.
EmperorLjas 1 year ago
Really nice video !
cyber797 2 years ago
Hey great job with the synching and such =)
Might i ask what belt you are now?
JasonTheWereKiwi 2 years ago
What song is this?
ThePingasMightier 2 years ago 29
@ThePingasMightier ya i know..... WHATS THA SONG?
CssXcronic 1 year ago
@ThePingasMightier Sounds like Pendulum
fpsmanager 1 year ago
@ThePingasMightier
Prolix & Nocturnal - Crater
Devylyst 1 year ago
it fairly eaisy to play and some ppl just have a natural talent (i got to blue in 1 day)
and if u good enough of controling the mechanics u cant learn others moves
=)
Gamerz828 2 years ago
This game is so damn hard to play, but it's free and there are experience-matched lobbies, so you'll typically be okay.
ThePingasMightier 2 years ago 3
@ThePingasMightier
It gets easier as you learn what to do, trust me
KyleLandau1 2 years ago 3
@KyleLandau1
yeah its gets easier
RATMAN5555 2 years ago 7
Yeah, I've noticed. But I stil haven't done anything as cool as in this video. Also, primarily playing Global Agenda now because long Toribash lobbies are loooooooong.
ThePingasMightier 2 years ago
i have win7 and it dont works
Zypei 2 years ago
@Zypei it works
monkeynaaier14 1 year ago
I recommand trying this game, it's free to download anyway
DavidHovanes 2 years ago
1:07 oh shit my arms
motorstorm2323 2 years ago
Hmm toribash for the iPhone eehh... il speak with hampa ;)
daeheadshot 2 years ago
i think u win..
DestruidoR530 2 years ago
D&B FTW
fngrbrdr2 2 years ago
this game, iphone NOW
ajust the limbs by tapping them and sliding in the preferred direction :P
hermetikkbox 2 years ago 2
@hermetikkbox i know ive looked for a iphone toribash but couldnt find 1 :(
InsanePickle007 2 years ago
i completly aggree hermetikkbox i want it 4 the iphone so friggn bad
ironxhunter 2 years ago
same here! i searched it in the app store yesterday, but there was none
robobobo771 2 years ago
their makeing it on wii.
fraggermcfragger 2 years ago
1:08 LOL.
Kyouu88 2 years ago
I have yet to see a toribash replay where someone just systematically de-limbs the opponent and walks away.
MarshmallowRadiation 2 years ago
Let`s see you do it, mr toribash master.
Kyouu88 2 years ago
hey matthew,your wrong!i won a multiplayer fight using headbutt.
muhdzahin 2 years ago
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THIS IS FAKE! i think
McFat767 2 years ago
Its a game, look it up, not that hard
MethsBack 2 years ago
if any of you are wanting to play this, just go to the website and download it for free, it takes about a minute. then just register and your free to play.
roman11777 2 years ago
its not your video...its all replays
Neo251294 2 years ago
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Stupid beginning.
Xecreterost 2 years ago
yes!
petresko14 2 years ago
1:15 no one wins with a headbutt...
matthew11174 2 years ago
Toribash is a game of imagination, where you can do anything you want to do. If you guys can't handle that, be quiet.
Khalduknight 2 years ago
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Nice replays. Be sure to check my multiplayer video too.
a0n0t 2 years ago
Lol. I keep seeing how people think that only black belts dismember. Whoever thinks that, is purely stupid. If you use the correct move, and hit them at the right power and speed, your momentum WILL dismember the other guy, even if you are new and your character is a white belt.
Don't tell me that a new player using someone's blackbelt character will be able to dismember *snaps fingers* just like that...
Khalduknight 2 years ago 19
@Khalduknight Yeah, I used to think that, since I got so annoyed... You know, until I revisited a white belt, seeing how people make new accounts and all, I think I was pretty much told off, lol.
SoraKurosu0 2 years ago
@Khalduknight Well, Black belts suck for one. And Your wrong, The other person has to deal with YOUR moves as well.
Not just like fighting uke, and whitebelts - brown usually clap.
2nd dan + is when things get good. And when i mean dismember, I mean either splits, or decaps, noneless arms or legs,, ect.
Kyouu88 2 years ago
The belt is not your skill, it is how long you have played. So far i've beat everyone, but for now, i've ''retired'' for a long time :| I should come back one day.
Kanakotka 2 years ago
Sure! Let`s see how you do against me. ;D
Kyouu88 2 years ago
@Khalduknight ya and people think its IMPOSSIBLE to dismember in sambo. ive dun it more than once
eeek143 1 year ago
@Khalduknight
lol ima yellow belt i just started
i dismembered a green belt
idk if it wad luck
or he noob
but it was pretty eazy at the time
THUGZMANSI0N 1 year ago
@Khalduknight most of the times, it has nothing to deal with power, i can break stuff without even pulling my arm or leg back, it has alot to deal with the way u do it.
FabioSneaky 1 year ago
@FabioSneaky exactly like if you hit the joints or the actual bodyparts
Lizardman0354 1 year ago
@Khalduknight or they decrease the dismemberment threshhold -_-
Dulaman9082 1 year ago 15
@Khalduknight My words, they are blackbelts just because they worked hard and learned moves like that and can do them. I a few times beaten a black belt when I was a yellow belt. Wushu ftw
Lukvajs 1 year ago
@Khalduknight I'm pretty sure most people meant the skill level of the person controlling their character. I'm orange and can dismember.
Sabortooftigar 1 year ago
@Khalduknight ever since i was orage ive been able to dismem and decap :) so yeah, your right.
lordlorenzo 1 year ago
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@Khalduknight ever since i was orange belt i've been able to dismember and decap so yeah, your right. :)
lordlorenzo 1 year ago
@Khalduknight ikr, I've seen people trying to rip peoples arms off saying, "only the best people can do that," it annoys the crud outta me.
Applefart202 1 year ago
@Khalduknight Correct its only judging how people would actually feel about their belt
TheJackson4eva 1 year ago
Try checkign some of the stock replays in 3.8, THEY are pro.
MutantBadger 2 years ago
People who say you need to be a black belt to dismember are wrong, You just have to hit hard enough and with enough speed on one spot on Uke's body to dismember it.
crapamagoogle 2 years ago
what a pro
m3rl1on 2 years ago
nope!write down toritastic and see what pro is :)
petresko14 2 years ago 2
nice
MrZeldaGuy 2 years ago
ham pa is my freinds uncle
callofdutyguy779 2 years ago
1:34 damn
Aarogx 2 years ago
i am brown belt and i cant make that moves too.
trust me you cant make moves like this until black belt
triplehcro 2 years ago
True
manu25ko 2 years ago
1:01 still cracks me up haha
Stick0rz 2 years ago