Conflicted- A Gears of War 2 Machinima

[Labyethan]

while he said gay sex that damn durex advert came on.....

Perfect timing or....?

[BARogueAssassin]

@spartanteamvega im only 12 but im very good at taking orders and I wont mess around. Think you can make an exeption?

[Lyoko104]

Micheal is speak-spamming with the moo moo moo

[mommieslittlekiller]

Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo LOL

[IchigoCrash]

so......? uhh wanna have a slice of pizza? lol.

[grnfgg4]

did u actually get dex from sanity not included

[OniMuesashi]

This video is only rated good by kids that haven't dropped their balls yet. Fucking horrible.

[xxCheezyHunterx]

THUMBS UP FOR CARMINE ARMY!!!!! OOOH RAAA!!!

[giritina99]

this was funny

[sHaQdAddIInAsTy]

HAHAHAHAHA tht shit was funny

[DOMinatorxXx42]

thats y some people call it gayes of war

[TheKamakazi808]

I'm just a horny cow moo. Lmao

[HWJSLS2SADAH234]

soo.... guys u wanna have gay sex jajaja same shit with mike

[Jason331V]

hahahahahahahahahahah wtf this is actually pretty funny

[MrSmith2100]

Hey guys. I was just looking for a gears machinima I watched some tie ago. 1 guy had a bayonet fight with a locust, and another guy was forced to execute deserters. Please give me URL.

[viewtifuldude7]

@MrSmith2100 its called "Out of Service" by Dotswoof productions. Its one of the 3 machinima series that doesnt totally suck ha ha

[MrSmith2100]

@viewtifuldude7, I found it a few minutes after posting that comment. Thanks anyway.

[MultiSpartan177]

sta bn chafa el video esta sin gracia si van a subir videos del gears aganlo bn

[Generalkidd]

lol brokeback mountain, gears of war style

[StarWarsGeek99]

Moo

[LivingForBass]

lol gears of friendship

[TheAndren12]

0:00

[deanliverpool666]

lol go ahead touch my beef i wont tell anybody

[juan2267]

89 people are horny cows

[ThePIKACHUUUUUUUUUUU]

@juan2267 noo 89 people are trey surrounded by horny cows lol

[fourandfive1]

lol * remember out of the blue i gave you a gift card to rudy tuesdays just to say thankes for the gears of friendshipe you had given me?

o wow real generous half the gift card was already spent i couldnt even afford a fucking cheeseburger with that thing!* lol :D

[losferwords666]

"The thought of death can sometimes open up our eyes to new ideas" ahahahahahaha should we have gay sex, Machinima rules!

[HarryLikesGames]

3:02 wtf blue neck

[MachinimaManiacs]

how do you film it without any of the words that are on the screen when you are playing. do you do it spectating or is there another possible way or mods

[juan2267]

@MachinimaManiacs i think it spectating becuse how does the camera move

[iMuTiLaTe]

Machinima always makes the best video game parodies for anything, lamo.

[awsomechrisdude]

yeah a cow with blood coming out of his utters

[patrontequila0924]

white jucieie adurs

[SounddeSPOREdo]

Every time trey has gay sex god kills a cow.

[jdz416]

you need to turn on freindly fire

[SingularNinjular]

Genius

[Darkninja0214]

You know what the funny thing is..... My name is Michael and I have a friend name trey. How weird is that?

[SgtVin]

3:48 didnt he notice he was bleeding?

[iPeaHeaD]

Made me LOL when he went and stood in the cornerLMAO

[11ihome1]

lol

[goodolboy17]

Wait what are the two guys with helmets? like in the actual game?

[Radiator95]

@goodolboy17 A. Carmine (Gears 1) and B. Carmine (Gears 2).

[blindeyeopen]

decently funny but not over the top hilariouse

[rougedemin]

Another great Gears machinima is Gears no more

[steenjdb]

@rougedemin dont forget white phonix

[GNoodle]

HAHAHA. So using this proposition when things get bad in Horde.

[PakFlyHigh]

I watched 100 videos today and on every video was this fking Fable 3 ad -.-

[elliotlawton]

@PakFlyHigh or assassins creed 3

[stefansnake]

Where did this guy go? I miss him and his vids

[ZakkWehrer]

wow.. just wow

[GoWGlitches4you]

moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo

[Argentina246]

tookyaburrito watch gears of gore

[kaiharper15]

this is f***ing gay you assholes

[jrodallegas678]

89 people had gay sex with him

[MrDibblesIV]

Moo...

[superlink1233]

lmaooo uh i think we should have gay sex hahah

[sin1sterjake]

genious, FUCKING GENIOUS

[Titleification]

0:00 to skip ads, thumbs up so people can see it

[jtwattsup]

I swear to God, if you touch me, I'll punch you in the face...lawlz

[ThreePurpleMoons]

...How did he think of a cow? xD

[spidey8vader]

I wouldn't be able to have gay sex. And even if I wanted to the locust would put me off. Now if it was a woman. I still would be put off by the locust

[iixwh3l4nxii]

lol id actualy watch carmine have gay sex i think that would be pretty hot.

[newattacker0498]

The first gay s*x bit i heard was lol but the 1 at the end was LOLLOL GAY S*X

[CRaCkBaBBiiblaHBLAh]

Lmfaooo

[SP4RT4NIIT]

LETS HAVE GAY SEX haha

[GringoLoco15]

so were setteling town till the battle calm down o okay cool yea good okay......... so u guys wana have gay sex

[JMLJ133]

@GringoLoco15 Anthony Carmine one doesn't. He isn't gay...The guy using Ben.C is gay.

[FreddyGuy925]

Ha ha ha!!! Gay cow.

[hemir9]

"GO ahead, touch my beef"

ROFL!

[SCAR3d4LYF3]

lol dexter came ou of no were

[mongoferd]

I think we shoul have gay-sex..........

I know,i know...im scared to....what?!

[MsELBANANO]

@mongoferd So ahhhh...you guys go to have gay sex 4:50

[qpSPENCERqp]

horny cow moo moo moo moo moo moo moo

[MrK1NG94]

OMFG THIS WAS MAD FUNNY

[5Optimus]

"i think... i think we should have gay sex."

[shadowdemons117]

Do um you wanna have gay secs

[MrDikkehamster]

best i have ever seen

hahahan the part 1:07

hahah o oke thank god

we will make it

[craigyboy1032]

yeah im selfish for refusing myasshole be pounded into xD hahahhahahahahha

[95shady]

gay sex .-.

[BlazingWings100]

lol micheal want t celebrate by having gay sex

[longhairedbeast]

lmfao "I think we should have gay sex" " I know, i know, im scared 2" xD hahahaha

[Jackpwnsn00bz]

The gay sex thing was in Ali G before this.

[Heatseaker19]

that was the worst gears machinma i have ever seen

[InfamousMalice6]

1.Jacinto 2.BloodDrive 3.Pavilon = best maps

[silencephantom]

Screw You Michel xD

[JetBlackHoliday]

OH!! it all makes sense now, when marcus left dom with maria dom was like alright maria, if this guy finds out we're married, ill never have gay sex with him. thats clearly the reason why maria died. dom is a brave homo...so brave...

[blackfear1562]

lol

thumbs up this vid

[SDJoker619]

funny as shit

[95shady]

gay sex

your body.... ahahahahaah

LMAO!

[8xottox8]

"...so uh, you guys wanna have gay sex?"  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! XD

[1Nacforsale]

touch my beef!!!!!!

[superbananalolo]

gay sex .. fukin funny!

[HaloBrittain]

Gay, but funny machinima.

[CeMDRAGONify]

but cow impression was just fukin funny.

[CeMDRAGONify]

That was gay......no really it was.

[TheGamerZoneTV]

Press F5 to skip commercials, no joke.

[JMLJ133]

This video is poor

[Exilary6661]

ahaha lol that he acted like a horny cow lol i was crackin up :D funny video

[xXSN0K1ngXx]

ha ha ha this was so horrible

[dancar100]

lol dexter manning awesome

[geassmaster99]

i love it when he acts like a cow

[joemama761]

that was so nasty

[45232156]

What the fuck?

[FoxboyAlex]

Sigh. Scenes are in bad quality, should have taken off blood and gore to film the cow scene, the script is kinda cheesy. Parody of Dexter Manning. Good one.

[NoobSnoopy]

''i think we should have gay sex''

''yes yes im scared to''

xD rolf

[SigmaFrost5]

Ya I agree with white pheonix and gears no more bein good bt I do like the part with the Trey saying "I sware michael I'll punch u write in the face if u touch me." haha then Michael says "moo, I can't hear u I'm just a horny cow moo mooo mooo mooo" haha funny

[masterchief9arbiter]

Best gears of war mahinema i have seen!!!!! GEY sex Rofl

[xxxHARDSTEPxxx]

im just a horny cow XD

[ZyngaChocolate]

ROTFL

[EndNoble]

LOL

[Br00taLTechN0]

"So...you guys wana have gay sex?!"

LMAO

[dawarosen123]

0:18 where do i get the shoulders?

[pxiy321]

it's like E-day alover again

[yohomey23]

i would shoot him in the fucking face that moo thing was fucking annoying. BUT FUNNY! XD

[battlekog]

rubish english accent

[Snipadude47]

"I'm just a horny cow, Mooo!"

ROFL!

[superpyromaniac]

i feel kinda stupid askin this but how u get trays armor/helm?

[spartannoah]

You need to beat the first chapter in Gears Of War 1 on any difficulty. Easy if you have Gears 1.

[wemadeyou1234]

no dude those are other two guys

anthony and ben carmine

you can select them in multiplayer

[superpyromaniac]

oh thnx

[FoxboyAlex]

@superpyromaniac You should feel kinda stupid.

[ZACKM300]

lol

[MrMonkeyshine89]

heh

[PUN117]

3:49 jajajajaja XD

[babyboi521]

so....do you guys wanna have gay sex....priceless lol

[deanliverpool666]

3:31 lmfao

[skatecobra1206]

in the part when he says its the thought that counts i think he doesnt realy care cause he spent half the gift card for himself

[FoKyAhdaUd3r2x]

Ha Ha Kit! y0u want his utter;z in y0ur m0uth! lma0.

[blackangel501]

lol. moooo cum jerk utters

[SpooN04]

wtf this isnt funny, its just akward,

[skatecobra1206]

my fucking god evey 1 whants to have gay sex exept that guy moo moo moo moo moo moo mom im a cow moo what if locust stop the war and have gay with cogs cogs change to coks and locust into cokust

[tookyaburrito]

only good gears machinima i have ever see......so far...

[darkspineshadow12345]

@tookyaburrito

look up white phoenix gears machinima then

[GearsOfWarGod345]

@tookyaburrito gears no more and white phoenix are also really good

[AceOfHearts65]

@tookyaburrito

Gears No More/White Phoenix those are good machinimas they are on the same storyline

[EVoL12354]

It's the thought that counts! xD

[RestrictedSprinter17]

lol

"if alpha team cant stop them.."

"I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE GAY SEX"

lololololol niicee

[ugoeagleeye]

I don't like gift cards they're to limited, and no they have no thought in them

[superbesereker]

lol 5\5

[videogameteam1]

moooooooooooooooooo!

i am a cow

:x

[flacoganster]

nic vid like it 5/5 so freakyn funny

[killjoy800]

wow dat wuz super funny at da end 5/5

[littlechatelain]

lol i thought in that awkward silence at the end the austrailian guy would look at treys leg and the trey would look down and see michael humping his leg

[brookefuse]

my name is trey

[Bayinessi]

No way mine to but it's spelled differently like Tre'

[SpoonedMan711]

did you go to war and see two people That wanted to have gay sex?. lol

[triforz3]

so guys.. wana have gay sex?? xD Lol fucking coool!

[wimpikid1]

what the fuck. yur so fucking gay you retard

[l3lindTyper]

hahahahahah

[babystylle]

Moo Moo

[deadguy462]

ummmm... so u guys wanna have gay sex hahahahaha thats fucking funny as fuck

[bgrl5]

and they say Baird is gay....HA xD

[luke65655]

dexter manning was from white Pheonix and gears no more

[R3nz0zuk3n1337]

whats the first song name?? i really like it , please could you tell me?

[unknownkiller00]

it whould have bin better if it said a minute later and their both cows and the guy shakes his head

[Aquamage125]

terrible but funny

[bgrl5]

lol i miss NayNay

[bgrl5]

it sounds like Nayeem to me ^.^

[bgrl5]

this is so wrong but so funny!!!!! xD

[TheWeaponOMD]

what the frick

[Bobinu2]

hahahahahaha muu muu muu muu muu muu muu muumuu muumuu muumuu muumuu muumuu muumuu muumuu muumuu muumuu muumuu muumuu muumuu muumuu muumuu muumuu muumuu muumuu muumuu muumuu muumuu muumuu muumuu muumuu muumuu muumuu muumuu muumuu muumuu muumuu muumuu muumuu muumuu muumuu muumuu muumuu muumuu muumuu muumuu muumuu muumuu muumuu muumuu muumuu muumuu muumuu muumuu muumuu muumuu muumuu muumuu muu

[cherryberry101DUH]

for god's sake you have a wife and three kids, it's not about that, i gave you a ruby tuesday's gift card. go play wit ur balls in the corner, maybe i will and ill pretend ur the one playin wit em

[cherryberry101DUH]

and you wanna have gay sex?... right........

[wale40]

lmfao!!

[Hammburglarr]

OMG  Hilarious

[FranzFerdinand365]

WTF lol

[KitanaOshiono]

nobody's watching let's just do it....ok that is not how i would spend my last minutes of life XD

[bgrl5]

LOL xD

[KitanaOshiono]

lol hey XD

[bgrl5]

heyyy xD this is so funny thnx for showing me xD

[KitanaOshiono]

no probs XD i never get tired of it

[bgrl5]

xD same here with noobz 4 life xD ever seen that??

[KitanaOshiono]

-gasps- thats my song right there i lov it