KOBIAN: Emotional humanoid robot

[TheSpikeystuff]

really informative and interesting

[MrPSDShooter]

Yeah, that thing is creepy...that must be the pedophile version...

[OntDinRS]

I guess we should change the saying to;

what happens in Japan stays in Japan.

[DerDerDeineMamiBangt]

one day they will be stronger than us and than we are fucked

[cblazer]

i knew mj wasn't dead

[shawneegeek]

Looks like a homosexual microwave... guess he was born that way...

[EpicAnimeFan]

oh god AFTER EMOTIONS COMES FEELINGS THEN TAKING OVER WORLD .. if they make it LESSS GAYYYY

[VeezyValorBeatz]

It's Frankenbot lmfao

[viper8red]

Robot: Kick human in nuts for giving me this gay face!

[2009Murderface]

gay robot?



[thinkbigize]

stupid

[mundoperrovideo]

KURT KOBIAN

[wolfenthegreat]

The Robotic Prostitute!!

[11OBlitzO11]

Great ! Now go make me a samich !

[MbotZone1993]

30 people didn't like the gay face 10/12/11

[FivePointProds]

The robot is more emotional than the asians watching :I

[FANTOMTRON]

it's the degenatron from gta vice city. I wanna through this gay robot in a car crusher. 

[darthgabriel97]

i love this robot but i hate the gay looking face, what have you done to it DEERR

[creaturebotman]

.

Frame: 0:57

Hi I'm KOBIAN and don't I look Fab-Bu-Lous!

Have you ever seen such an adorable robot?

Come on Y'all...Gimme Two Snaps UP!

[krisburns313]

i don't kno why this is scary



[Ak47fauxy]

Japanese only

[infosoftify]

humans can not make humanistic robot!! never

[RussianSound]

anyone else enter this thought name was Cobain?)

[354esa1]

It's good, but the best is in Brazil!

/watch?v=ZoqQpMGi0jk

[SonicSpeedy862]

is it a mine?



[Penaelo]

Hey look its the female version of that robot from that daft punk video. Just as creepy looking.

[PseudoSarcasm]

WHY??? Aren't there enough emos in the world?

[omgryphon]

Why does everyone insult these AI bots?Am I the only one thinking of them as people?I mean, I seem to be the only one calling them "he" or "she" (without insulting them)...(Although I honestly don't know if this is a man or woman.)

[Charverharver]

Homocop

[rbrtardon65]

gaybot

[Meccasa321]

I think i am the only one who actually wants to take this thing home....

[1470cool]

No guys its a gay guy in a robot costume

[ixbunnie]

toilet transformer

[3lgol2chulo1]

Its more like a drag queen robot

[GirLuffer]

The guy in the ponytail is a robot aswell...

[Natureboy10307]

@GirLuffer LMFAO!

[john13200242]

@GirLuffer lol

[DeadlyLizard98]

why does it have a jetpack

[morphman001]

the guy on the right is a good lookin robot,although he shouldve moved...)

[D4rkHacks]

it looks like freezer

[HallandaleHunters]

imagine waking up and seeing that in your bedroom

[SonicSpeedy862]

@HallandaleHunters oh no oh shit shitoh oh nooo not the lips not the lips!

[BlueJayKing]

Now that's what I call an emotional wreck!!!

[TheTyTyXD]

wait whats the point

[JayBird4theW1N]

... It's face looks like the Joker and V's devil spawn. ... MAKE IT GO AWAYYYY!!!

[r0b0tj0n3s]

worlds first transvestite robot?

[000vortex]

In Google: Identifier of personality ID by Volodya Vashchyshyn 27 ghz,28 ghz-is a global biological radar-tracking document-storage device of the personal data or Identifier of human (human ID)-is a newest global biological biometric document-implant-storage device-position transmitter.

[000vortex]

In Google: Skynet-global protective system or human's biological artificial High level intelligence controlled by bioservers neural network global defense computer system.

[arky3000]

that guy in the white trousers(pants if ur american) seems like the guy who has to catch it if it falls lol

[kitchenfromhell]

The day a robot can dance like Michael Jackson, makes me a sandwich then drives me to work, I'll buy one. :D

[twoleggedbeast]

gLados in her younger years

[SteffanLlwyd]

Pointless and expensive exercise.

[myassin2009]

@SteffanLlwyd ikr. I wonder if it will get up if it fell

[SteffanLlwyd]

@myassin2009 You know, I kind of dislike it enough to guide it into a shower block so that the electrics fry!

[BigSammy1000]

0:56 cock slap ;)

[luisurena06]

El chino de pelo largo ta asustao



[sukaininja]

its blowjob time >_>

[eKuL1995]

It's a bad mistake to try and give a robot emotions. In not too long, it will be the only thing that separates humans from robots

[YansselStayFlee]

ROBOT MAD ! ROBOT SMASH !!

[thewonderer05]

that's where my washing machine went XD

[crash1998100]

is he crying or sniffing his hand???

[theogore]

It's mainly upset that the guy in front of it is wearing white jeans and has a ponytail. Yeesh.

[McDogginified]

Hmmm I wonder what it can do in bed.... >:)

[Adventure0507]

WTF? O_o

[sindibadnamornik]

faggot robot

[SirDoomCookie]

KILL EET!!! OH GAWD KILL EET!!!

[ChameleonicRenegade]

Every time it stops moving and teeters I keep getting this reflex to reach out to steady it so it doesn't fall over. They need to make it have more balance control or something, it really doesn't seem all that grounded... It is a marvelous creation, though, albeit frightening. I saw the Terminator movies...

[Violetta21TV]

0:34 - 0:41 "My robot boyfriend broke up with meee!"

[MegaCALAMARINO]

THIS ROBOT IS GAY!

[Regna]

so this is what a robot transexual would look like

[koolkid1471]

THUMBS uP IF U THINK THE TWO MAN LOOK MORE LIKE ROBOTS INSTEAD OF THAT ONE BECAUSE THEY neveR MOVED DURING THE ENTIRE VID HAHA

[AwookieGaming]

This thing creeps me out so much, that it makes me wanna stock up on emp grenades.

[FunKCX]

I wouldnt let that thing in my room! Not even in my house :S

[chimera5x2]

NEXI: i call bullshit!

[AZURA888]

give me a gun and I don't leave a nut alive!!!!

[stivking]

Imagine it going trough a town shooting laser beams out of its eyes and saying "I am pretty..." Over and over again..

And the look on its face doesnt change...

[YouGlued]

MICHAEL JACKSON... CAN HE DO THE MOONWALK?

[coolestdude80]

What a gay robot!

[brandt19699]

HEH HEH, WORLDS FIRST GAY ROBOT WITH BLOWJOB LIPS !!!!!!!!

[1Nekit1]

@brandt19699 just like every other Japanese robot...

[VictorVonFox]

@brandt19699 was only a matter of time....

[BrenyBeast]

Asimo would bash the shit out of this thing.

[acer0235]

No sound, but maybe you don't need that to be emotional.....

[MrBluewatson]

@acer0235 Bitch why then go excuse me? if u know the joke? u dumb bitch!!

[MrBluewatson]

@JokeEmperor it was a fuckin joke, dumbass

[Digmer]

so because he is emotional he is the first gay robot XD

[MrBluewatson]

can u fuck it??

[thecormickshow]

is that a transformer that transforms into a fridge?

[r0b0tj0n3s]

@thecormickshow no it's a transformer that has transforms from a manbot to a fembot...

[TheLaracingteam]

looks like a fridge with legs to me lol, i could see myself taking the top half off and storing some sodas in there XD

[Akinyamok]

i thought those 2person on the right side is a robot!!

[kermitttt]

love the gumy fingers...

[patchesdf]

The world's first emotional robot, and it's as gay as C3P0 on a date with Nathan Lane.

[NapkinBloody]

THAT JUST UGLY

[francisdaimler]

Please watch through my channel:

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[MIntrawrz]

That thing is freaky... Too fat to be a Vocaloid.

[mikumaster12]

and thus lady gaga was born XD

[dakilla816]

SEE THAT NEAR MY MOTHERFREAKIN BED, D:

[stabilini]

she'll be back

[mountaindrewbc]

skynet isn't up and functioning yet and robots already have their first gay robot. Look at the signs ppl!!! Their ahead of the curve! The end is near!!!

[philquinton]

the development of the BigDog robotic mule transporter for the us army kinda makes these look like infantile contraptions in comparison these designs seem to barely differ from late 80s early 90s androids seems our japanese counterparts need to really quit fucking around with toys

[TheChadzzup]

0:59 is the gay/homosexual emotion. Just look at it.

[anbusaber13]

man dont give robots emotions becuz they might try to kick our ass in the future

[TakinYoCup]

hes ganna get mad and learn how to use a fucking gun 

[sylar1989]

yeah good motion and stuff but wats with the gay face???

[drumadude28]

that is amazingly gay looking.

[yksnimus]

the 2 robots on the background are so inferior, they got stucked

[zukamiku]

emotional... thought bubble... robot: he sold me for his kids operation... MUST DESTROY THE WORLD MUST DESTROY THE WORLD

[MrYomuma1]

imagine having that in your house

[Juefawn]

The guys got the motor stuff down, fail at cognitive reaction, and resting association, and design. Yes.

[Taylaron1]

her breasts are on the wrong side...

[The1stPoster]

At 0:01 he's all like OOH SHIT WE'RE FUCKED CAN YOU FUCKERS NOT SEE WHAT I'M FUCKIN SEEIN'!!?!?

At 0:05: NAAA FOOOLS I PLAYIN I PLAYIN ISS ALL COOL, I GOOD, I GOOOD

At 0:17: LESS GET SOME BITCHES UP IN DIS JOINT NAA WHAT I SAYIN NIGGAZ!!

At 0:26: WHEN THE CLOCK STRIKES TWELVE, WE DRAW!

At 0:38: FUCK MY LIFE

At 0:56: OOOH... NOOO... PLEASE DON'T HURT ME WITH YOUR BIG COCK MR! OOOH AHHH! (but at 1:00 we can clearly see he wants it).

1:05: END.... MY... PAIN....

[thepainrabbit]

emobot 3000

[babyguera1]

1:00 the robots face looks so gay hahaha

[JacobH420]

like your grandmas fridge on acid

[lowerastral]

Where's the freakin' sound?

[nikosomegas]

this is like my my grandmothers fridge

[Daghead]

Bright red lips was a bad idea.

[calex64]

HRP4s gay brother :D

[Wondercat707]

When they said robots must have a computer in them...they didn't mean to put a real computer inside!

[LakanDemonio]

Why is the robot in white pants not moving?

[chanze555]

damn them japs are crazy

[hobian]

i find it rather unappealing to say the least .

and as ugly as _____

i will take the HRP-4 any day over this monstrosity

[RadarKat73080]

I've seen it. It's rubbish!

[Bluestreakteam]

The first gay robot ever made!!!

[douchebagjones]

Is it a retarded robot? Not really sure what its doing at 0:55.

[itsGdublan]

does this protect against std's? oh yeah, does this mean it will get scared if you rape it?

[DJayFreeDoo]

i cant belive they get that kind of funding for projects like emotional robots. they could stick with software only to do that. no need for a lady gaga lookalike body.

[zakkrick]

pretty soon its gonna say, sorry guys but need to go use the rest room.

[exp1993]

pretty soon we will have GUNDAMS!!!

[xmamoneyx]

so is the guy in the white pants a robot???cause hess lik standing too still

[seniorortega]

@xmamoneyx kinda looks like he also as a little erection goin on...

[B4dConn3ction]

stop making humans we got enogh of those we want robots with wings,tails we want them as far off humans as possible

[socratesRAM]

Everyone knows the ultimate goal is a sex bot lol.

[graffwriter17]

....no sound and theguy in the whie pants is like ..i wish i was as cool as that

[trakkaton]

That will be the Joker in the next Batman flick...

[psycho642]

lol...It only wants love

[FATLACE420]

OH SNAP!! IT'S LADY GAGA!!!

[Jujonogi]

@FATLACE420

hahahaha

[yeriable]

@FATLACE420 thats fuckin funny i laughed my ass off...laddy gaga . X D

[yeriable]

@FATLACE420 THATS FUCKIN FUNNY.....i laughed my ass off man....seriously lady gaga X D

[ninja134]

@FATLACE420 cept it doesnt want bad romance, it wants flesh, and a soul

[RyanKHS06]

If I saw that thing walking toward me I'd side kick it like bruce lee..

[voon100]

Shit, can't tell which is the real robot, the mechanical machine or the guy with the ponytail.

[spectrospirit]

No no no no no NOOOOO!!!! This is so fucking hideous!

If someone were to create a robot, it should be almost like EVE in WALL-E

This how a robot should look like, not like this one in here and definitely not like a... GAY? WTF???

[The1stPoster]

I bet they butt fuck the shit outta this bot every night haha, and make it do those facial expressions lmao

[bullworth3040]

it simulated emotions you dick!

[Pedrofrombrazil]

It's impossible to learn or to become more intelligent or smarter without emotion. Intelligence and emotion are very intensely and heavily linked and interconnected. It's the uniqueness of human intelligence. That's what make us intelligent. Process of teaching and learning exists if you can judge, discern or make distinctions about what's wrong or right by your own. This is only possible if you have feelings to make such discernments. That's why they search A.I.

[Pedrofrombrazil]

@Pedrofrombrazil An that's why can be so dangerous or scary.

[heerwa2]

@Pedrofrombrazil Stop lieing you jewish liar. Next time ,speak nothing unless you have scientific evidence ,OK? IF more emothin means more intellingence. Why the most emotional niggers are so dumb? and the robot-like east asians are so smart?mean IQ of U.S blacks=70-85 ; for east asians= 107-117.

Average SAT scores of 2010 ;

1636: Asians

1177: African Americans

I wonder how Political Correctness (jewish lies) will explain this one !?!

[Pedrofrombrazil]

@heerwa2 I'm not jewish, I'm christian, born in a catholic and protestant family. I'm a teacher. Not everybody have studied learning theories are jews. Have you already studied Psychology? Piaget, Vygotsky, Freud, Skinner and many others? Have you ever heard about developmental psychology? Science can explain, go to a university and search for Artificial Intelligence.

[heerwa2]

@Pedrofrombrazil HAHAHA!!! you believe jewish gay god "jewsus". and have learnt so much...BUT ,you are still so dumb. you can not face the scientific evidences i have shown here to against your lies. then you cover the lies with those education background.

That can only prove you are keep lieing ,you are not a teacher ,if you were, those poor kids will become retardates. you are not a christian, be cause jewish gay god doesn't allow christians to lie.

[Pedrofrombrazil]

@heerwa2 I'm laughing very much because of your senseless words. hahaha. Why are you so angry??? Hahaha. Be well "educated". LOL

[heerwa2]

@Pedrofrombrazil hahaha ,i'm not a hypocrite and rodomontade wanker like u.

i needn't crow about how great i am. only poor coward like u will use bragging to defend yourself ,because you have no real quality and your IQ is very low.

the mattle that really hurt you is , you said you are you great and smart, but you even can not talk anything that based on objective facts.

IF U always talking without evidences , how can you said you are not a liar?

Next time ,be a honest man OK?

[Pedrofrombrazil]

@heerwa2 bwahahahaha you're gettin worse and worse, going nuts! I have fun about you bwahahahahaha Get some books, off your PC and Go sleep lil "sweetheart" child. You express your feelings and thinkings worse than that "gayish" robot... I'll pray to Jewsus for your health and humour bwahahaha

[spectrospirit]

@Pedrofrombrazil You need to get a life... loool

[heerwa2]

@Pedrofrombrazil hahaha , you "hahaha" can not hide your awkward, you spoke without evidences. you have miserably failed ^__^

you also can not face all of my accusation (which is based on fact) ,all you have left over is "hahaha". and insult people. that is very jewish behavior U know?

poor guy ,you have failed,know go back to the bed and cry out a river . ^__^

[TheSteinmetz342]

oh no giving robot emotions is not a good thing.

[zawol17]

OOHH i got an idea u can use this for communication everyone will have one just like a phone except u can also see their body language and what they are doing wen they call you. the robot does wat they do!!! no one takes credit for dat but me

[JuStAnAsIaNboY]

No homo robot

[fullmetaldude7]

now they need a shitty r2d2 and theyll have a pair lol

[gussy031]

fake

[DIsturbios1234]

wow that thing has more mood swings then anything i know of

[XxPainIsOnlyAWordxX]

hmmm guys this is the wrong video its really called Japans future hookers...

[eyhexs]

more like, KOBIAN: GAY robot

[theninja0508]

and the guy is like

*oh im gonna bang this!*

1:07 xD

[TheKamikazeen]

Why would you need this, there are already billions of emotional girls around the world.

[scheissaufGOOG2E]

scary

[C3P0meetsData]

...and then Will Smith comes in and blows the damn thing's head off.

[PlucheBear]

That thing, is scary as hell o-o

[LaPriest]

@PlucheBear not so scary ugly as hell though lol



[Heyitsmikeandike]

whats up with the Pokemon trainers in the background ^_^

[WarMachine425]

@Heyitsmikeandike BAHAHAHA

[7Supernova7]

its a trick,, it doesnt have feelings really,, they just put that asian guy in the backround who really doesnt have any emotion or face muscle activity so the robot looks like a badass

[ROBOTkw]

Aww, he's KuTe! I LOVE SissyBOTS- HA! He can join C-3PO and DATA and Ralf & Florian in my 'harem'. We can form a new band: KRAFTWERK: The Next Generation.

[darklihenry]

y are the japanese no smart

[Benjamin72227]

rip the face off that thing and we would rip on it less

[HDnoober]

I came.

[3steventyler]

gayest robot ever

[bacithefencer]

ASIMO is better!