Killing Floor: Criken's First Battle with a Patriarch

[Moderifacation]

1:06- Patriarch is ROFLCOPTER

[keshablowout123]

I LOVE YOU CRIKEN YOUR MY FAVORITE THAT U FOR BEING BORN LOL!

[jakenblat]

criken.

WHY U MURDER HIS CHILDREN!?

[SK83RGAMER]

tenderboxsh

[cookievampire113]

Stingy git x]

[buddaking111]

lol (: hahahhahahaha

[discokossan]

thumbs up if you first played killing floor at a friends house

[CowardlyDawG1]

0:09 is he mad or sumthing?

[Formalsummer1]

(Before pratiach's death) tripmine :beep beep beep-- pratiach :what the fuuu---" boommm"

[Formalsummer1]

Teh monster scarded the shit out of me!!!!!!'

Its still awsome oh n thumbs out if ure waching at 2012

: )

[bj4499]

@Formalsummer1 STOP BEING A THUMBS UP WHORE

[Fallout3boy2077]

@bj4499 thumbs up whore are people who say thumbs up my comment not people being funny :/

[Silverwindpegasus]

@Formalsummer1 Thumb whore :/

[Officetipmt]

Did you have killing floor until now or only during the free weekend?

[lol101907]

i lmao when the patriarch broke through the door XD

[MrHeliscooper]

What will happen if there are two in the pipe?

[Ifyoukn3wIt]

Well yah, ofc. you kill him on beginner...

[808israel]

1:05 LEEROY JERKEN

[DoughyBaby217]

@808israel you do know that is is Leeroy Jenkins, not Leeroy Jerken.

[ModernWarfareFreak41]

whats this game called? please tell me oh and HAPP NEW YAER ITS 12:2O and tommorrow my bday

[Asura706]

@ModernWarfareFreak41 Killing floor

[pickleweazle141]

@ModernWarfareFreak41 your fucking kidding me right? read the title, cmon you can do it!!

[bleefinson]

like a BOSS

[twinblademasta]

that cow is mlg

[zinx43267]

@Criken2 what's your steam account name, in case i want to play with u

[shadow98987]

one in the pipez

[KitsuneWarrior17]

CHAINSAW PROTECTION

[1010commander]

that cow is a killer

[GamingGod86]

COW IS CREDIT TO TEAM!1!

[zinx43267]

what difficulty is it on

[runningwild09]

funnier time for me, was when i was the only one alive and I was a 5 star medic. Basicaly got him down to the part where he starts charging you due to the lack of health, but i got man handled after that :(

[DarkTrackstar]

I was at a LAN cafe with friends once. They locked me inside a small room and welded the door. Plus there was a door behind were we thought he was. But then my friends saw he was outside, and they freaked out. It was so funnt

[DarkTrackstar]

I remember fighting one of these at a LAN cafe with my friends.

[jukkari13]

WATER THE PIE

[JokerFarts]

First time I fought him was on hardest difficulty in the safe room except I used a crossbow

I only killed him quick cuz he glitched on the door and wasted like 50% breaking the door down

[armyarrow]

WTF thats all im saying is WTF!

[beard6]

first time with fighting a patriarch:

told to hold at one place, after a couple minutes i looked around the corner and got murdered.

[po0p77]

SEINGIANG PAIPES (pipes sing "Tick-tok" by ke$ha)

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUU :3

[chrisalex5498]

SEINGING PAIPEZ

[killkenny5000]

WANTED A PIE WANTED OR DIE ONE IN THE PINE ONE IN THE PIPE WANTED A PIPE ONE IN THE BY WANTED A BITE WANNAH TO FIGHT WANTED A KITE WANNAH TO RIPE WANTED 2 PIPE

[Haloumouse]

is that music in game? caus if it is im buying it!

[zlordzyxxyz]

@Haloumouse The music in the game,but it only plays when the Patriarch shows up.It has much more awesome music throughout the game though.Also the music is Abandon All by zYnthetic.In case you wanna look it up sometime. :)

[jjabroni56]

Wow this must have been on the easiest mode... you killed him so easily. do you suck that much?

[ChazBurgerApocalypse]

@jjabroni56

Obvious troll is obvious

[FrankEast99]

This game has such a badass soundtrack!

[rexmaxinum]

The hero of that part was.......The COW!!! Congratulations cow you won........ ammmm milk :3

[my7wolf]

bloody hell

[01colaman]

i call him patrick

[RedFuzeify]

what game is it?

[Blobface07]

@RedFuzeify Killing Floor, read the fucking title.

[CMNeirfan147]

the funny thing is it wasn't even the same barn....

[immadinoRAWRluvme]

omg i luv ur videos criken :P

[yoonjoonso]

0:57

BEEP BEEP BEEP

WHAT THE FUUU

[123468797]

This is the first vid i watched from criken and made me a criken fan :D

[killerbunny885]

i like the ending

[TheTylerK1234]

Press 6 for shooting a cow with an M14

[Thunderblase]

@TheTylerK1234 um 7 you mean

[TheTylerK1234]

Press 5 for 1 IN DA PIPE!

[fakushkin]

oh my god...criken is a monster)) he kills children)))))

[CombineHgrunt]

>Beginner

ishygddt

[HobbyMan2222]

Press 1 repediately. XD

[Emohunter115]

Criken did you kill his kids :)

[JacobVonRoker]

ONE IN THE PIPE

[GamesHaven1]

What are you buyin!?

[SpiritDragonful]

How they hell did a Patriarch get inside the barn? O_o'

[VTRwalking]

WHY DOES EVERY TIME I GO TO FULLSCREEN I LOSE THE WHOLE VIDEO?????

[TheRayrod34]

across map patriarch

[Oedurribeiro]

be careful whem geting out of the barn to not see us army kiling jhon marston (red dead redemption)

[magmat0585]

KILL IT!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DjFr3Wde]

ONE IN DUBAI!!

[megav365]

should i get killing floor? it looks fun :P

[Animalloverzombie]

@megav365 yea

[magmat0585]

@megav365 yes.

[CrazedBoy1993]

Can I add you on steam?



[Ghost2379]

@CrazedBoy1993 His friends list is full. You have to join the fan group.

[CrazedBoy1993]

@Ghost2379 Aww shit. What fan group?

[Ghost2379]

@CrazedBoy1993 Fans of Criken on steam.

[tarziq]

rrraaaaahhh! rrrraaaahhhhhH!!! xD

[Bezm0za4en16]

i can kill them with handcannon dual or only single hand cannon

[Sonicrulezzrobot]

Any one noticed he burped right when he teleported for the first time??

[xdarkreaperzx]

Front flips galore!

[Sonicrulezzrobot]

+ yeaaaaaaah i totally ment to do that

[Sonicrulezzrobot]

Omg cricken lol OMG HES IN THE BARN W/ ME

[x702kiddx]

Thumbs up if you are watching this in 2011 :D

[SpockLover27]

ONE IN THE PIE!

[tehkorenbomber]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO I HIT THE BUTTON DAMNIT

*Type one comment before i shoot myself*

28 people hit the dislike button and shot them self

[tehkorenbomber]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO I HIT THE BUTTON DAMNIT

*Type one comment before i shoot myself*

28 people hit the dislike button and shot them self

[cannedbeans0001]

Was that actually your first fight against him? My first fight did not go so well. :(

[Muovivaha]

HOLY SHIT HES NOT IN THE BARN WITH ME

[pyramidhead007]

Banana pie

[DoctorTanNinja]

Cows are the new chest high walls.

[ImmortalMelon]

Cows, they are allways there when you need them

[mikeo20011]

Hey guys criken might make another killing floor vid

[Jokerfaic]

1:05 EPIC-EST BODY FLY ANIMATION EVAR!!!!!!

[CreamPieVids]

LOL i wish i was that lucky when i fought him for the first time :P

[111urnotme]

That's how uncle Criken works xD

[conconboy101]

Hold 1,T BAG!Hold 7 SHOOT DA COW!

[Sebanator47]

lol whats he saying wen hes pounding on the door sounds like one in the pipe

[leafblight27]

0:58 he's right there, then...

1:00 HE'S CHRIS ANGEL!!

[dopeman459]

is this game a kind of scary game where stuff randomly pops out at you from nowhere

[Cmbtsnpr]

@dopeman459 no it is a survival horror game but one of the patriarchs powers is that he can become invisible and run fast

[potco133]

Keep pressing 8 for his amazing front flip :3

[REDSCOUT3]

Teh end was funneh

[scar5191]

CRIKEN IS ON MINECRAFT RIGHT NOW

[AlphaHawkP]

You should definitely do another KF video.

[Locookami404]

CRIKEN Y U MURDER HIS CHILDREN?

[kennyneopets]

is there any more kf vids?

[bladekilla98]

@criken2 make ur vids in HD please :D

[brendanbbaker]

I could watch that front flip all night long (1:02)

[SuperHeavyBox]

0:54 Here`s Patriarch! :D

[chuksterss]

WANTED A PIE

[CodyUKnow]

I've killed the patriarchon Normal with 2 grenades and a headshot with the crossbow

[Ninjat126]

That almost happened to me once. I set up a bunch of pipebombs, walked down the stairs on Departed a bit, heard a couple of explosions and by the time I came back he went down in a katana hit or two.

Of course, I was playing on beginner for precisely that reason.

[1wolfbot]

WTF the patriatches dick is his weapon or just on his chest for da ladies

[crzysteve159]

WHOA! I AM VIEWER 222,222! this will never happen again for this video! i must write something to honor this occasion.. um..shitty titties and spitty nipples!

[crzysteve159]

WHOA! I AM VIEWER 222,222! this will never happen again for this video! i must write something to honor this occasion.. um..shitty titties and spitty nipples!

[XenHD]

you should buy this game, or pirate it... watever.

[darklordslayer93]

wow he gave me heart attack when he pop out of no where

[igods100]

please criken more killing floor

[PredatorOxDc]

LOL at the patriarch "Wanna Da Pie" xD!

[baconman12546]

i remember that cow off of destroy all humans i threw him in the lake with my mind and made him dance :)

[HaggKid]

I want more Killing Floor videos plz :D

[epicbunneh8D]

my mouth hurts from grinning and laughing

and i dont even know what this game is xD

[roxspitter215]

I laughed so hard at the end Thanks cow i couldn't have done it without you!!! * laughs hard* 2 faces: $_$ •_•' luv this vid

[RU55IO]

What game?

[Mobar98]

@RU55IO killing floor :)

[RussianRifle97]

Who murdered the bike? Wtf is he saying when's he's pounding the door?

[MrRockydog4000]

@RussianRifle97 he says "one at a time"???

[imafirindalazor]

@MrRockydog4000 one in the pipe

[TheSenel17]

the first time is always the best i remember my first time killing solo

[SchnitzelKnight]

I love how he makes like a Double Flip after dying

[TheZanarathas]

i laughed so hard at the paratarich speeded up

[WeAreXion]

Well done Criken, you murdered his children

[moviecritic6]

ONE IN THE PIPE

[flybager]

@moviecritic6 SEENING PAIPEZ

[HomerMr500]

@flybager laffing paipes screeming paipes

[Danny76471]

This thing, Funny x3 I hope criken never stops making Videos

[GnomeOfCorn]

Make moar Killing Floor, You said you would do moar :O

[punkyto892]

You murdered my children andsahdsa AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH­HH *burp*

[punkyto892]

You murdered my children andsahdsa AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH­HH

[gadunka245]

is patriach a boss or something it can speak?

[Shromishi]

0:44 Patriarch is like "Party to Pie! " ... at least i heard it that way

[13Yeared]

One time I was playing Killing Floor on Suicidal, and it was a fairly large server (fifty people), and when the Patriarch emerged, some of my friends who were watching me game legitly paid me if I successfully attacked the Patriarch with a machete and lived.... and I did :D

[Schubijak]

CRIKEN?!

Y U MURDER HIS CHILDREN?

[xanroth]

@Schubijak i guess its because they are bloodthirsty clones who wants to eat him, mangle him with giant metal restraints, chop him up with machetes, blow his head up with sonic attacks, roast him, chainsaw the shit out of him and puke corrosive bile in his face i guess that's a good reason

[MalikCustoms123]

Cricken -1 Patriarch -0

[Darkphrase]

HOLY COW YOU MADE ME SURVIVE! *put a tune in that and you have a song about holy cows saving lifes*

[HyperShadic191]

ROFLCOPTER!!!!

[leetifier]

that random part at the end with the patriarch going rawr you should have used deuueaugh fish from spongebob

[TheAzuremight]

I swear im laying off beef now on, they has saves crikenz.

[srslyimnotaspy101]

0:56 HOLYSHITWHATTHEFUCKINHEHESRIGH­TINFRONTOFME!

[thehumor]

thats some scary shit. locked in a barn and someones smashing the door going

ONE IN THE PIPE

*BANG*

ONE IN THE PIPE

*BANG*

ONE IN THE PIPE

*BANG*

ONE IN THE PIPE

*BANG*

[wiks50]

Do more clips from Killing Floor that one was nice.

[EpicSonicProductions]

1:08

Yes, I'm sure you did.

[SilentExterminator]

What game is this?

[Ericz13580]

criken, you lucky son of a bitch. :P

[druidenis]

i once had something like that on west londen hide behind the fence put all pipe bombs in front of it hiding there with my aa-12 everything welded no way he can beat me! :D *spawns next to me* o.o all i could see was his ass -.- oh well aa12 to the face :P

[Killarila]

ur lucky as hell...or know how to use sony vegas to cut the scenes XD

[loquendo5056XD20]

HEY!! wanna play KF some time?

[L3FTD34D]

i dont even know the game but its funny!

[jaktje]

sea cow :D

[emospadez]

LMAO !

[adampaz95]

WANTED A PIE!

[Computergeew]

@adampaz95 its actually "ready to party" or something. I kinda like the dialouge of this boss too, like when you do a decent amount of damage to it, hes like "These guys are starting to piss me off" :P

And criken.... probalby the 10000th time someone told you this but.... GET A MIC

[Tekan4fan]

1:01 sounds like help me artyom

[ProOrochiMaru]

One in the pipe = i want pie

[MrVincent1337]

Great cricken, You murdered his children.

[mrpittbull200]

LOL

[bbbbbb278]

my first fight was on easy whis him i only used my knife X_X

i think i almost had him ;D xD

[tylerhereonyt]

YOU'VE MURDERED MY CHILDREN!!!!!

[TheRadoudinou]

1:06 owned ????

[DuhNater]

I said the same thing also tell i found out theres like 3-4 barns

[MrHeavycode]

!!!!!!!111 lol

[SUPERGREGGJR]

odd cause this was also MY first fight i weilded the door he broke thorugh that door and he went cloaked and he surpised me..... expect i had a AA-12 :)

[aznfighter999]

At 1:00 he sounds like he says "help me artyom" (metro 2033)

[BC3602]

@aznfighter999 it really does

[theskillz69]

one then the pie

[piemober808]

what game is this

[BronzeTurd]

@piemober808 try looking at the first two words in the title

[theskillz69]

we're on the pie

[jhonpatricklee]

WATER THE PIE

[HellsAngel123456]

@jhonpatricklee

I do believe it is "ONE IN DA PAIPE!"