How to Increase the Speed of your Ram + Commentary

[zbLoodlust087]

hey nice commentary

[Thunder6104]

Are you DARTH VADER!?AHHHHH!



[zain8731]

lolz itx blooy fake

[copjing]

nice narrator fuckhead

[ChrissSthepan]

FUCKING AWESOME IT WORKS I FUCKING LOVE YOU

LIKE <3<3<3

[StiveDrift]

thx man...



[jazzt44]

So annoying!!

[chovanezzzz]

lol that is microsoft SAM voice 

[Badzinger]

did u say fucking retard at 0:48 ?

[Terraapples]

Thanks it worked and helped alot for gaming

[Terraapples]

Is this safe? Can I undo it?

[TheCrazygamer81]

holly shit.......i can hear your fucking voice even i mute it :PPPPPP

[stickfiguredudeftw]

MICROSOFT SAM FTW

[Bodyskillz2011]

that wolf lost an eye dude

[JeroxB]

Didnt realy notice any diffrence here.. 

[MrTrixHD]

fake voice he has bumblebee voice changer or any other voice changer.....

[TheeEpicMan9000]

@MrTrixHD ... no microsoft sam lol

[RobloxLiker2232]

It turned into a script XD

[RobloxLiker2232]

THANK YOU VERY MUCH! MY COMPUTER IS SAVED FROM MY LOW MEMORY PROBLEM!

[boaksta2]

fuk it ill make you a back ground just view my chan an spread it like wild fire cool allright then

[loki92436]

omfg i loved the voice

[paul180579]

crap this dont work tried it and nothing happened

[TheLifestyle777]

a d f o c. u s/ 3 9 81 1 7 1 6 8 6

this software works better

[XSazuke]

sounds like text to voice

[Lucky1247]

Arby and the Chief lol

[TheWolf177]

i love wolvs XD

[SHODSKULIPT]

I cant open the file

[DAVERUKY]

wtf this is shit just buy ram or use eboostr. noobs

[bajsbajs9]

he is on crack or Herion dude look at hes voice i think he is on crack or herion or both

[TehTechHelper]

@bajsbajs9 I love herion

[killerrr97]

@TehTechHelper I Hate Needles But Crack Is A Beginner Level Drug LoL

[998761000]

@bajsbajs9 i cant see his voice. where is it???

[GamersBash]

yo thx can u do it multipul times tho?

[xadedejix]

fk u and ur voice and ur audio recorder you fat sh1t

[TehTechHelper]

@xadedejix hahahahahahah, insulting someone over youtube and you're calling me fat shit? ahahahaha

[starwarsluvur]

@TehTechHelper i agree

[seemento]

um..

[Xx619GamerxX]

OMFG MASTER CHIEF

[marcopolo735]

ooooooo

[Surms41]

LOL He spells every word that has a B in it with a 3 xD

[TehTechHelper]

@Surms41 nah, thats just the shitty font that I used, if it was not capitalized it looked like that, so I backspaced it and capitalized it.

[Surms41]

@TehTechHelper kk srrz then

[TehTechHelper]

Would you people read the description?

[TheEmocute]

does this work?

[Carlos888Video]

i pressed it nothing comes up

[TehTechHelper]

@Carlos888Video Nothing does come up, but your computer will be quicker.

[RussianKhalifa]

LOL FUNNY THUMBS UP :P

[SinZXL]

please....

[sskittl3z]

HOW DO I CHANGE BACK TO NORMAL. IDK IF ITS BECAUSE OF THIS BUT MY JAVA WONT WORK. ALSO I TURNED MY CAPSLOCK ON THE OTHER DAY BY AXIDENT AND MY FRIENDS THINK IM YELLING AT THEM OVER THE INTERNET. PLEASE HELP THIS IS LITTERALLY TEARING MY LIFE APART.

[TehTechHelper]

@sskittl3z You don't need to it only sends a short burst your fine but please click this link!

tinyurl dot com / freememsonrs

[sskittl3z]

@TehTechHelpi dont want a virus, plus im alredy a member

[TehTechHelper]

@sskittl3z This didn't fuck up your Java...

[Kirby3065939]

Nice commentary! XD lol

[PureSoulEaterCY]

u ve got McAffe.... it's a piece of sht... delete it))lol

[Ericman2043]

you want a backround?

[TehTechHelper]

@Ericman2043 yes please



[Ericman2043]

@TehTechHelper you want a pic or like a theme?

[TehTechHelper]

@Ericman2043 theme

[hjklo222]

save as ram.vbe and under all files not TXT.

[CSSxLostSoul]

Well , i'm got 2 things to say ....

Comentary was fucking funny

and

Hollywood Undead 3 Life :D

[qnerve]

I'm gonna die laughing!

[toubano21]

doesnt work

[TehTechHelper]

@toubano21 put code in save as ram.vbe

it gives you a short burst of speed but if you keep clicking it will help

[TehTechHelper]

@toubano21 Fucking shit, yes it does haha.

[KTxO5]

wtf is this shit

[hassanziadon]

hey what type of background you need?

Ima Photo editor n i got Photoshop CS5 Extended

PM me

[spadges]

omg thanks alot i had done this b4 but i had it set to 80 millions that seemed to waste 40% CPU all time

[TehTechHelper]

@spadges hahahahaha.

[asadparvez2]

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[DJsmilesULTIMATE]

for many tutorials that actually work go to my channel and i guarantee they all work

[TehTechHelper]

@DJsmilesULTIMATE this actually works -.- ....

[Xxshadow100xX]

This helped a little

[TehTechHelper]

@zayes28 I don't have a mic and I'm 14 and yes I have a high voice I'm not scared to tell you that, its the internetz call down broseph

[zayes28]

@TehTechHelper still tnx for the help :P

[wilsonwillbk3939]

dark vadors' nephew

[21Kotaro21]

Fuck you Faker

[TehTechHelper]

@21Kotaro21 huh?

[JohnAbuklau]

lmfao.

[CliffsOfDower]

What Did You Write To Get It Into A Script? Couldent See It...

[Shadsterwolf]

@CliffsOfDower

I don't know about this script about what it does... So I wouldn't take the chance anyway...

notepad > add: mystring=(800000) > save as... (make sure to select "all files" as the type) > name it "ram.vbs"

[CliffsOfDower]

@Shadsterwolf K Got That 4 Days Ago xD

[fulontos]

stupid gay how do i save it as??

[MrSuryadgreat]

@fulontos I THINK U CAN SAVE AS RAM.vdf

[VIPLightning]

But anyway thanks for the tutorial. This actually helped made my windows Mellennium Edition computer run faster than it usually did in the past.

[VIPLightning]

I would be careful when using that because even though it makes your computer fast, but it could mess stuff thats important too like stuff that helps make things run properly.

[SWoRNxKiLLER]

Can I delete it? I'll make a background, whadja want?

[TehTechHelper]

@SWoRNxKiLLER Yeah delete and your fine, any kind of background is cool.

[SWoRNxKiLLER]

Can I delete it?

[TehTechHelper]

@SWoRNxKiLLER yeah.

[VaygrX]

0:48 Fucking Retard lmao

[Pengocent]

Wow this is making my computer really fast, especially on flash games! :D

[sciman001]

WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Multi123bob123]

riiiiggggghhhhht

[MrGemhubbyx3]

fuckin cunt

u crash my girlfriend comp

this method does not work u fuckin homo

[TheThugzman]

@MrGemhubbyx3 LOL i like your talk so funny yeah you fucking homo LOL

[TehTechHelper]

@MrGemhubbyx3 hahahaha, this is NOT what fucked up her computer...

[kjhq22]

lolz i like when vid said omg you cant type faster for shit bitch!

[Zerillius]

THANKS DUDE, i was not able to download anything through internet explorer, but now i can cuz of this! if we make the number smaller or bigger what happens? like, what does this command actually function?

[Dust4Fingerprints]

This is an old trick that DOESN"T speed up your RAM! What it does is allocate a huge amount of RAM and then release it. This causes Windows to flush data from RAM into pagefile. This just frees up more RAM temporarily, but doesn't speed up RAM.

[imcool7899]

he lies look at the start of the video he already has the ram sing so hes lieng and dont listen to him

[Haxxtt]

@imcool7899 Maybe he hasn't opened it yet he doesn't lie you hater..Please throw away your pc

[TehTechHelper]

@imcool7899 what? Learn English please. Yes I had it at the beginning, and I made another one. L2notbestooopid

[willywonkadailyblah]

im not sure if this is safe...:-(

[TehTechHelper]

@willywonkadailyblah I could it possibly not be safe it doesn't download anything, I have used this for 2 years now my computer is fine...

[willywonkadailyblah]

@TehTechHelper fair enough dude...

[Tiger6117]

I just look it and it makes my pc to fast1

[DJUKANOVIC22]

i cant open it somehow? it loads FAST then stops and the fan stays low like normal?

[TehTechHelper]

@DJUKANOVIC22 Like I said it helps you with a short burst of speed...

[clarkey1009484]

Hey! thankyou so much for this! really worked! what kind of background would you like?

[TehTechHelper]

@clarkey1009484 Anything cool.

[masta1810]

you have husky..

[TehTechHelper]

@masta1810 It r wolf

[CastlevaniaBeing]

Send in your request guys I make the best tutorials and videos for you. Good Job TehTechHelper though and thanks!

[AussieRaver1996]

k i clicked that run icon thinggy on the desktop, should it open something or just click it and automaticaaly becomes fast?

[TehTechHelper]

@AussieRaver1996 It automatically helps your computer with a short burst of speed, nothing pops up.

[gmfreaky]

Fake...

[TehTechHelper]

@gmfreaky omfg, its not fake ffs.

[baikoleda1]

mystring=(800000) Copy/Paste in NotePad

save as : RAM.vbe

i havent |Testeed but tell mi if it works

[lkristijan]

thank u so much do u know ho u helped me tnx tnx

[97870591611]

Bastard Microsoft Sam Its fake

[TehTechHelper]

@97870591611 lolwut?

[12ibrar]

What Will Happen If i Set To 2000 and 2000?

[TehTechHelper]

@12ibrar idk, wouldn't try it though.

[12ibrar]

I Have 960 MB RAM How much do i put? PLZ SAY

[TehTechHelper]

@12ibrar same as what I did, code is in description

[princecute102102]

hi t t helper i want some help from you that how to speed up my internet my internet is so slow you tube buffering is so slow. win xp sp2 and ram 1gb and google chrome browser and net speed is 512 kpbs download speed

[tjl1297]

i know this is random but the people who made that song at the end obviously had homophobic issues and low self esteem issues.

[RFartzCool]

hi, what happens if you add more zero's or put a higher number to mystring=(800000)? Pm answer plz.

[Jay167Halo]

Wat if ur comp doesnt need this do delete it or somethin else

[Tiger6117]

This is great!

[crazyaznpower12]

Master Chief from arby an the cheif!

[agmarkis]

Learn to type. My god....

[TehTechHelper]

@agmarkis hahah, if you couldn't tell I made fun of myself in the vid, L2watchvids

[agmarkis]

@TehTechHelper L2notcommentonoldmessages.

[Kankaito]

do u know how to remove blue screen and pc freeze?

[devil14891]

@Kankaito hey man your blue screen icons can only remove when you make a new account of your window ............

[Kankaito]

can u tell me how to increase video memory???

[madcatandfatdogs]

@Kankaito only way is to upgrade or overclock

[Kankaito]

@madcatandfatdogs what is overclock???

[chaosblast09]

blah

[rajputkishor123]

its not working sam

ram still remaims unchanged

if u dont help me fuck ur mother

[getlostupig]

@rajputkishor123 lmfao

[TehTechHelper]

@rajputkishor123 hahaha, I love this comment :D Its not going to change your ram, its going to give you a short burst of speed...

[T3chStuff]

how do i undo it?

[TehTechHelper]

@T3chStuff You don't need to.

[T3chStuff]

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[jawdy786]

tanx eventhough my comp was fast tis even faster now =0

[Bojoe777NaBl]

creator of this video is the dumbest person alive

[TehTechHelper]

@Bojoe777NaBl yumadbro?

[Bojoe777NaBl]

wow I did that, and now my ram is a slow son of a bitch, I wouldent recommend doing this at all, unless you wanted to damage your pc in some way either it be your hard drive that will start losing about a gig a day, or if you revert back to what you use to be, your ram wont even load the video like it says right now - thanks a bunch for fukin up my system - IF IT AINT BROKE - DONT FIX IT!!!!!!

[TehTechHelper]

@Bojoe777NaBl hahaha, and how did this happen? My computer is fine and I have done this a lot. YOU obviously fucked something up don't blame it on me.

[Bojoe777NaBl]

how is it safe when i revert back to my natural ram status and THANKS A BUNCH IT WONT FUCKING LOAD ANYTHING NOW!!! god damn u stupid asshole

[TehTechHelper]

@Bojoe777NaBl Wow, your an idiot, you fucked something up. I didn't do anything wrong...

[IPODTOUCHFREAK908]

lmao 0:47-0:51

[decoyone95]

good 5/5

[grayobroz]

coool helped me thnxx

[djmorcelownzz]

awesome music!!! hollywood undead rules!

[Beeklydan]

This worked on my vista, it wasn't a big difference but i was able to switch between and start up programs faster, and i'm able to have more running without not responding screens, does it work on other OS' and do i have to double click every time i start up or does it stay on?

[edytzuUndercover]

If someone want to INCREASE RAM memory for free see my vid.

[piramidvideos]

small fucking tip took you 4.45 minutes, and you expect me try that shit....

[TehTechHelper]

@piramidvideos umad?

[TehTechHelper]

@piramidvideos Actually , it only took me 3:00 and you don't have to watch the whole video. Just skip through it, dumbass.

[gan0nsl4y3r]

how do you turn it off?

[litlrich]

nothing happends when you do that lol ive tried it

[WatchPlayDownload]

Lol fucking Microsoft Sam.

[XResidentXEvilX5X]

The Commentary Is FUCKING FUNNY LMAO

[TehTechHelper]

@XResidentXEvilX5X thanks

please click this link  tinyurl dot com / freememsonrs

[XResidentXEvilX5X]

LOL

[hyuuga217]

how do we know if it works or not?? i juz try it, and i dun know if it reallt work coz there were juz little different.....

[TehTechHelper]

@hyuuga217 L2speakenglish

[Thundershark742]

You cant type for shit pussy

Omfg type faster  bitch

rofl!!

[OZLperez11]

It kind of worked for me but the speed isn't very smooth. BTW in case someone didn't see what the name was supposed to be for the file when you save it (cause it's kind of hard to see), it's Ram.vbe

oh and what was he talking about a background?

[Goaler1330]

i noticed no difference, does it matter that i have DDR2 ram, or that im not saving it in the right place or something?

[norcaltosocal]

some times if dosent work try more zero's up to eight would be fine nothing more.

[SonicUnder18]

It really works man!!

Thanks so much!!

[MelanieRSPS]

Once i Save it And click on it Nothing Happends..

And Btw It Doesnt Go any Faster Tho.

[dhiyahairi]

Err, how do i know if i worked?? LOL.. seriously..

[TheGGES]

you may get faster ingame performence maybe hear the fan that it is speeding up maybe

[VovaVirus]

OMFG your a fag