How To Fake Being Sick

[Lizizification]

 ok, so @ 1:23 she made me barf but nicole 337 is at least 5x as baf.

[P2TPxDarkness]

thats one FUgly kid damn!

[TheSkittso]

Obviously the mother had an affair..

[WinterPaws16]

That was disgusting... She was fucking ugly .-. and that almost disgusted me as much at 1:13 almost made me barf... Disgusting .-. I would prefer going to school then to EVER fucking watch this shit again e-e ...

[kriz10and]

god shes fucking ugly.

[dodavid8]

you will need:this video

Step 1:look at that girl

DONE

[jakesta2012]

ugly bitch

[pilotforlife100]

What an ugly girl.

[Defusional]

BURN IT WITH FIRE!!!

[sk8er3807]

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly then i saw you!

[bellahorse151]

@sk8er3807 cute rhyme ^^

[bellahorse151]

This video made me sick...

[Karenartexkluzive]

good actors:D hehe

[TheBlackstar135]

STEP ONE: LOOK AT HER FACE DID YOU KNOW: THE GIRL IS UGLY

[MoName1998]

LOL at Kevos4life's comment

[MudPies09]

Why are you so fugly

[deadlydeadd]

Fugly batch

[tacoofskillage]

yeah well im indian, so my parents are the ultimate bs detectors

[kevos4life]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I thought I was ugly

But then I saw you

[zVenFTW]

Even the aliens didn't want her.

[MissFrida94]

0.21 just me thinking somebody drew a penis before you saw the entire picture.

[Conkerz03]

NOT GIRL!!!! K ppl? You guys really that gulible? god damn

[Conkerz03]

THATS A GUY!!!!!!!!

[Candyapplegurl555]

Man she's damn ugly,

[PeepsRock309]

The girl is fuckin ugly

[00boo001]

You all are so rude! What's happening to the world!!

[MasterNokaGreen]

Did you know this chick is fucked up?

[pinneddout]

boobs or get the fuck out

[IBeast1234]

@pinneddout no its boobs or gtfo

[MrCarcallas]

hes not a girl

[PRESTICLEZZZ]

Ewwwww bitch be ugly

[MsLoLCaro]

She looks like gargamel from the smurfs!!!

[Trumpetsongz88]

Both top comments say it.

The first 5 pages of the comments say it.

I'm saying it.

She's ugly.

It's been established.

:/

[Shax123456789]

she doesnt have to fake being sick shes ugly enough to stay home ...

[xXxtomboygirlyxXx]

i think i going to puke....

eww

[444zane3]

why does she need to sneak out? its not like she has a social life

[xPingedx]

i think i got sick from watching her face.......

[slimshady4everr]

ouchhh she is FUGLY

[ilybunny101]

who watches there child take a shit...

[XpertNano]

She is Uglee

[MrJaredgee98]

She is fugly

[HotSausageStealer]

Kill it with fire!

[PurpleGoatCraft]

i think thats a guy..

[TheRaven200599]

It so ugly im gunna die!

[SouRFuze]

i just lost my appetite. :/

[GravityPerseus24]

Pause at 1:15 she/he has a mostache

[GravityPerseus24]

Is that a guy

[racetospace1]

1:11-1:14

[rcollado2009]

And I thought I was ugly...

[sweetmelonlover]

@rcollado2009 LOOOL. so truue (;

[Aussiegirl265]

I made the vomit and they didn't believe it because my 'noises' were not real enough for them.

[ICEcoolGamerz]

She is so ugly i bet hitler would kill her for her ugliness

[MakwaOG]

@ICEcoolGamerz hahahhahahahahaha omfg i laughed soo hard when i seen this comment :D

[sf49ersrule]

how to act being sic AFTER the age of 10

[TeamGrimmieWolf]

AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! THE BOGEY MAN!!!!! RUN AWAY BEFORE IT EATS YUUU!!!!!! o.O

[realsillyphilly]

That Awkward Moment When The Top Comments Are The Same.

[erikabarbie18]

what the fuck did i just watch 

[planbskaters159]

ugly guy....or girl?

[iEatSleepRide]

i dont even need this anymore i just got sick looking at her

[mamarebornluv]

She's uglier than the poop on my shoe !

[lovelybeautyqueenxo]

I could have done without the vomiting thing.

[Irishperson1267]

2 white parents and a black kid? either she's adopted or someone's mom was a whore

[DarkSapphira]

How To Fake Being Sick

Step 1: Look at the girl's face.

Step 2: Vomit.

DONE!

[Anacondas101]

diarreah? simple! drink some cola before breakfast then you'll be out of school and toilet papers in no time

[Cuteylious22]

Damn that girl is ugly!!!

[xAlexanderNguyen]

Who else wants to punch the fuck out of that chick?

[SpeeDemonSD]

kill it before it lays eggs!!!

[hellhunter359]

i dont need to fake puke. i can do it all on my own

[TheStinger1234567]

what the fuck is wrong with her face

[Quaigaman]

WOA . i bet that person is a guy lol

[awesomesauce639]

415 PEOPLE R PARENTS OR TEACHERS

[mysterypersonbc]

@awesomesauce639 Or someone who cares about their future.

[jcrew63]

Ugliest person ever

[chrissyy141]

so far this was one of the stupidest funniest videos on howcast tht ive seen so far!!!! lol:)

[el0milano]

Kill it, KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!

[poofwithmuscles]

My parents don't let my stay home unless I have such a high fever that I'm delirious. I've missed five days of school this year and my mother insists they're going to kick me out for missing so many days.

[StefGraffiti]

this video is wrong in so many ways....

[lafillebelle70]

What disease did this "girl" have that made her so goddamn ugly?

[rheabhatia7]

forget faking about being sick........dear god, someone just take her to the doctor to fix her FACE.

[RoxanaLovesYou98]

Damn she is ugly.

[LifelineStudios]

optional:don't be a dog.

[MrJakacool]

omajgad she is so ugly! BahHhh!!

[Emberlituh]

Is it just me or is the girl's face FAKE?

[XxMuMbOhJuMbOhxX]

Is that a kid or some sort of weird sperm shit o.o?

[TheLiamom]

just watch 2 girls 1 cup

[andione1000]

i ike this kind of fake but its not educative...your suposed to educate ;)

[TechnoManiac2]

This video looks retarded without the audio.

[jackassrocks123]

She is ugly

[maria32552]

that kid kid is uggllyyy

[XxTasha7263]

Is that a child or a lump of shit?

[midnightomg]

all they need is a temp

[midnightomg]

what was with the random fact at the end.....

[Janeelizful]

Lol a guy fakinq a gurl xD

[SomeGuyWithAFace9]

That wasnt a girl XD

[SomeGuyWithAFace9]

How to fake being sick:

Step 1:Punch yourself in the stomach

Step 2:Barf and shit your pants

Did you know that I like to fuck goats?

[TheBobjones999999]

lol both comments are saying the same thing.

[monsmo1]

DAM THAT GIRL WUZ UGLY!!!

[eeveetastic]

1. Tell your parents you only got 1 hour of sleep.

It works for me every time!

[HeyItsMeNora]

How to get sick:

1. Take on look at the girls face on this video

[1lesley8]

@ Mattybooy123 I agree!

[mattybooy123]

that may be the ugliest girl ive ever seen in my life

[ttbbbenny]

after seeing her i now have nightmares

[Jamesluva4eva]

OH SNAP!!!! her face scared me

[DamianKenny8]

HOWCAST, Y U NO USE GOOD LOOKING PEOPLE

[doomlichpoo]

the awkward moment when my internet is so slow, that even the ads are loading....

[Loser047]

i hate it when the top comments are the same -.-

[vlogsh]

406 parents were watching this

[TexansCheer]

me grandma already knows my tricks :( dammit!!

[ReDPanDAxOXO]

That Awkward Moment When The Top Comments Are The Same.

[priorxerox]

@ReDPanDAxOXO the awkward moment where ur joke is unoriginal

[ReDPanDAxOXO]

@priorxerox That awkward moment when I don't give a fuck.

[BrofessionaI]

@ReDPanDAxOXO That awkward moment where every word is capitalized in your comment in an attempt to seem intellectually sound.

[ReDPanDAxOXO]

@BrofessionaI That was how I use to type I really don't give a shit.

[BrofessionaI]

@ReDPanDAxOXO You typed like that up until a week ago? How old are you? 12?

[ReDPanDAxOXO]

@BrofessionaI I can't change the way I type in a week. No i'm not 12 get a life and stop bothering me.

[VioletMermaidAngel13]

All I do is walk in my moms room and say "i Don't feel good" , then I get "You want to stay home?" and then "Go back to bed"

[kaceykat28]

did anyone else see a dick at 0:24?

[Blanklight12]

But the fake vomit won't have a smell. I think the earache is the most genius excuse ever though!!!

[willycat1997]

@Blanklight12 yeah because only you can tell if you have an earache right

[superdpat]

@Blanklight12 no because then the lie will have to go a lot longer and go to a doctor and get medicine. Whereas fake vomit and adding bad smelling stuff that is unnoticeable is helpful also stuff u have eaten lately

[lookoutsideyourwindo]

How to fake being sick with ASIAN parents.

[mysterypersonbc]

@lookoutsideyourwindo I take your comment as racist.

[lookoutsideyourwindo]

@mysterypersonbc sorry, i didnt mean my comment any way towards racism.

[saralawsmusic]

She is a fuckin ugly girl man!

[ashduck1]

@RachelAForever word.

[MRiSellDrugs]

What sick parent would want that thing to go to school?

[xdlugia1]

that's th eugliest thing I've ever seen!

[antoniohrv]

I was planing not to go to school tommorow !

[MasteryDubstep]

shes the ugliest motherfucker ive ever seen

[Librulz1]

i have a sore thout will that cut it

[Darkteen75]

@Librulz1 I wish. Had one for a week and still had to go to school.

[vegasanthony]

@Librulz1 if you are sick please tell your parents. that cant be pulled in my home if i have a "sore trout" she tell me " Just bring a cold water bottle ".

[TheWorldUTube]

is she a boy???

[wtf1531]

1:35 thats why i always keep my windows shut

[geekforlifevandc]

gullible parent?... well im fucked

[welcome8784]

1:12

[jipmip2332]

0:23 when she first opened it up I thought that was a dick.

[danceingching1122]

@jipmip2332 so did i lol:D

[metalmaster76]

all you need is half a ciggarette, eat it, in about 10 minutes you will become pale, clammy, and 'sick' you will throw up - dispelling the tobacco, you will be fine.

evidence of being sick:

vomiting,

and looked sick

= win

[bartmanorion]

Ugliest girl ive ever seen

[xzoeeexx]

more to the point, why do 2 white people have a black kid?

[FraCaGuy777]

I dont want to see her face never AGAIN!!

[MyVideoHubOnDell]

Her parents probably make her stay home anyway with that kind of face.

[L4drocker]

Just watch the vid

[BabyGirl100xoxo]

Ewwwww why does she look like that!

[RyanMiddlebrook]

She already looks ill

[kellycupcakekiller]

I don't need to fake anymore, as soon as I saw her face I puked xD

[racetospace1]

She doesn't need acting skills with the way shes goings

[TheTinyDutchman]

GUYS WHAT THE F*CK THAT ISN'T EVEN A REAL GIRL. IT'S A BOY!

[84561237456123]

hey it's me again posting from my iPhone lol my parents let me stay home from school again today :D :D!

[XvictoriaX123]

She will never get a boyfriend :\

[zutara221]

@XvictoriaX123 thats rude every body finds love thank u very much

[XvictoriaX123]

@zutara221 Your Welcome :3

[lslysan]

I know, that's not how that girl REALLY looks like. :/ So, I take back what I said. And stop being mean!

[GHDALEY2011]

Hahahah look @ 0:51 look at her face

[ISnIPEerxX]

ugly bitch

[sutdip]

that girl made me sick

[Yoshina297]

that girl is ugy im sorry but she is

[DamianKenny8]

i have the flu right now, and i just threw up looking at her face, fuck you howcast

[84561237456123]

also slap your cheek AND PUT ON EXTRA CLOTHES because when ur sick u want to be warm and your cheeks are red from being ill

[Lpsluver4life21]

i made throw up with vegtable juice and milk i put rice krispies in it my mom so falled for it!

[84561237456123]

im home from school today and im not sick :) I told my daad my throat hurt bad and he asked what i wanted to do and i said i want to stay home and he said ok :)

[RachelAForever]

Looking at her face makes me sick

[agunacio]

ENTER AGUNACIO

[xXxNiightMareXx]

This girl looks like an alien Hahahahahaha xD

[6586shadow]

1:13 IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR! BLAGGHH!!!

[EchoBlader]

I Suggest You Get A Exorcist For That Girl. She Acts Like A Demon Thats Sick LOL.

[lslysan]

That's the ugliest person I have ever seen.

[mountaingoat47]

check out my channel for a real tutorial

[SophiaSpravtseva]

This is the STUPIDEST video EVER!

[dunnowy123]

That girl is the ugliest person I've ever seen...HOLY FUCK.

[5csoto]

that girls made me sick

[Annaluvsdasims2and3]

she looked sick from the beginning...

[WoWGranttt]

is it just me or does that girl scary the poop out of me

[TheCAMFfan]

How to actually become sick:

You will need:

This howcast video

Step 1: look at the girls face

Did you know: Flowers are plants

[izzyfire3]

Here's a different and easier way

Step 1: eat some shit of the street

Step 2: you will contact gonorrhea and actually be sick :D

Did you know that I just farted (;

[abhicool617]

my parents came to know i was faking and result was that made me real sick with a broken jaw and swollen cheeks.

[MultiSandstorm123]

Whore frog whore frog

[xYRakuzYx]

the fuck is this

[ProductionsRizzle]

Hey its rebecca black

[silentswan12]

step1:just go to school