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  • I WONT EAT LOBSTER AGAIN. IM WORRIED ABOUT MY EARS.

  • i wish this asshole would boil in hell over and over until he feels the pain of that poor poor lobster bunch

  • anyone wishing harm to this guy over the death of a few crustaceans is far out of touch with humanity. We eat meat, get used to it. it doesn't matter how humanely you kill something you're still fucking killing something. Either learn to accept that in order for life to exist on earth we need to kill organisms to survive or just quit!

  • That's pretty fucked up what he did to the third lobster..

  • its soo hard not to laugh !!

  • this is hilarious

  • This made my day.

  • u sick bitch

  • Dear Sir,

    I thank you deeply for conducting this research. You are a very intelligent individual and very caring of humanity to take the time to perform this experiment in the name of scientific discovery.. I am here by nominating you for the Nobel Peace Prize in Scientific Research!

  • 1.) Lobsters have no vocal chords

    2.) Lobsters can't feel any pain

    Do some research before you start bitching about things lol

  • @zeroboards9999 i tested this like 2 mins ago on a freshwater lobster. i set one if its legs on fire. it had a shit attack. so yes they do feel pain. if they didnt feel pain they wouldnt feel anything.

  • Wow okay one thing is boiling a lobster to eat it, thats fine.

    Putting a lobster in boiling water and making fun of it dieing and mocking it is pretty fucked up imo.

  • i want to put you in that water and hear you scream

  • lolz made me cry

    those lobsters got what was coming.

    keep making cool videos.

    maybe next time you should boil live crab or a turkey =)

  • lol...

    Dark humor is dark.

  • this is FUCKIN ANNOYIN""""!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • ... Anyone know where i can find a REAL video on this subject?

  • actully if u listen closly when u relly do cook a lobster sometimes thay do make a noise like a sream

  • it woulda been funnier if the water splashing landed on him and burned him!! LOL then we could hear his scream like a real bitch!!

  • Lmao !. This is sooo bad!. Nd so idiotic.. By funny!!!.

  • I liked this video, but now I feel bad. This is cruel!

  • Lobster C wouldn't go down with a fight. Kudos to him!

  • this guy is on serious crack

  • Lobsters do not scream when you boil the but if you put your face too close to the pot they will grap your ear and freaking cut part of your ear but still funny video

  • nutzzzz

  • hahaha that made me LOL, but I think it would be better if the first lobster would just scream, no talk, cuz I didnt have any idea whats gonn'a happen, and if he only scream'd that would be better.

  • I feel so sorry for the third one

  • CORNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • This video is just fucking stupid. A drunk guy putting lobster in a pot of boiling water. Yea ha! what a hero. Makes him feel good just like a red neck shooting a deer. Get something worthwhile to post you moron. You are just making yourself look like a dick.

  • LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

  • thnx for wasting my time..

    Lame video!!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Thats to funny

  • your sick. like something is seriously wrong with you.

  • It's the air inside the exoskeleton escaping.

  • you're supposed to put lobsters in the freezer for a bit so they go all sleepy, then boil them. Its rumoured that if you don't then they scream.

  • dude i died laughing!!!

  • creepy

  • He looks like Jack Nicholson

  • @Cr0wblackDream that his clone zombie!

  • u r a sad low life bastard but i have to admit.i laughed=))

  • Your a weired fuck!

  • I hope you get pinched to death by a lobster

  • That was hilarious! :'D

  • Ha that was borderline animal cruelty on the last one, but i still laughed!

  • FUCKING EPIC SCREAMING VOICE

  • I chuckled (n_n)

  • u shudn't play with ur food...

  • XD nice. Fuckin awsome

  • why r u guys leaving hater comments mabe he was going 2 eat em and was amd cus no1 wanted to do em and he was boerd so decided 2 make a utube video of him acting like a noob while cooking lobsters :D

  • @ellokito100 NO DUH HES GONNA EAT THEM. LOBSTERS ARE EXPENSIVE

  • i hope u die

  • @xaivaii Why this video was funny as hell its just lobsters what are you a lobster fuckeR?

  • @Young16654 yes i stick my lobster claw in your moms cunt

  • that'll be you when you go to hell

  • I don't know if this was cruelty to animals or the next blockbuster to hit the silver screen. All I can say is I needed a good laugh in the midst of 6hrs of psychology cramming!!!!! (CRAZY STUDENT LAUGH...WAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA)

  • well thats just stupid 'cause we can clearly see you screaming in the background...and didn't your momma ever tell you not to play with your food! :P

  • @MDkid1 dats da funny part bout it it wasnt post to be real lmao

  • that made me lol i must admit

    

  • mmmm lobster invite me over

  • Tosser! Hope you get put in boiling water whilst some moron mocks you. Twat!!

  • @0robbi0 Fucking vegetarian.

  • @0robbi0 its just a lobster!

  • LAWL!

  • Lol classic i could watch that for a long while

  • Oh gawd!  Lmao

  • fucking idiot

  • lmao

  • thats funny

  • haha, that was cool

  • haha

  • are u pervert?

  • u r stupid

  • Speaking of screaming lobsters, Lierre Keith, a previous Vegan, but now a heavy meat eater, has plans outlined on her website to kill men in a holocaust fashion. She is mad, and has a criminal mind.

  • This made me laugh so hard. Gives whole new meaning to playing with your food.

    Hey, if you're gonna make yourself a meal, might as well have fun with it. Why would the lobsters give a crap what you do with em? They're pretty stupid animals after all.

  • fake & gay

  • @BadAttitude2009 It's fake? Really? Wow, I had no idea! Thanks, Captain Obvious!

  • lmfao thats so fucked up but hilarious

  • I lol'd so hard!

  • wow, at least have some respect for your food.

  • your goin to lobster hell...........

  • screw you. you are a heartless brainless person. i hate people like you. cannot believe it. it is such a shame that animals have to suffer under your ignorance. OMG Actually i have to laugh that you are so dumb xD

  • @mailinchen94: yep, i'm definitely brainless... (sorry, would've applied sooner, but i was enrolling in my summer classes. it's real busy work getting a master's in philosophy)

    to be honest, i don't care about your opinion of me atall since you're just popping in to insult rather than making an argument you just want to be childish

  • @PooPoo2U

    if u ever get married and have kids, i suggest you take your kids for a walk in an abattoir and let your kids give u a few lecturers on morality.

  • LoL

  • LoL

  • that was fucking hilarious, voices were perfect

  • i lold

  • can i please have the last minute and a half of my life back ????????

  • trans siberian orchestra ^^ good music choice

  • WOW I want to toss your ass in hot water and see if you scream you sick fuck. P.S your NOT funny

  • 1. you're not your

    2. do you eat meat?

  • .......but meat is soooooo goooood ur missin out

  • @iaresmrt3

    ya i'll toss ur arse into hot boiling water and see if u'll miss that

  • one id like to see u try two.....so wat if i eat animals thats the way the environment works survival of the fittest....or the food chain......

  • @iaresmrt3

    ok i did eat meat when i was younger but i have changed, for the better.

    Did you say "survival of the fittest"? How about sending all handicapped people to concentration camps? We are not going to do that because we are human beings, we look after the "weak/unfit", same should apply to food because we are not animals.

  • wow, you really are an ignorant dumbass. go ahead, send all the handicapped people to concentration camps. all a concentration camp is is a prison. what you're thinking of is a death camp moron.

  • @PooPoo2U

    err during WW2 concentration camps in nazi germany were basically death camp.

    At no time did i want to send handicapped people to any camps, that was an analogy used in another discussion.

  • uh, no they weren't. in nazi germany there were at least 5 different types of camps: labor camps, POW camps, re-education camps, hostage camps, and death camps. not all concentration camps were used for killing.

    think about it dumbass: if you have a camp for labor, why kill the people? dead people don't work nearly as well.

  • @PooPoo2U wow so u r the smart ass right? how about i tell you the nazis worked people to death in labor camps? "SMART" ASS!!

  • did u really just compare mentally challenged people to animals???

  • @iaresmrt3

    no, why would you say that?

    So do u agree survival of the fittest is not applicable to our diet

  • its also known as the food chain mayb survival of the fittest was not the right word but it is called the food chain we happen to be on top

  • just because we happen to be on top doesn't mean we have to abuse it.

    Be humane and be a vegetarian

  • why when i can eat meat...be humane but u can also b an omnivore....

  • humane? how is being a vegetarian humane? think about all the cute little carrots you sick bastards kill every year! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK AND I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL!

  • @PooPoo2U

    you may accuse me of that if carrots and other veges have developed nerve system that allows them to feel pain. You are the inhuman arnivore that lives on animals that feel pain.

  • actually, plants do have moods smart guy. numerous tests have shown that they react to stressful situations, which any halfway intelligent person could consider pain. not you though...

    you're obviously not halfway intelligent.

  • think about what you're saying you PETA brainwashed thick fuck. so it's more inhumane to drop a lobster into boiling water (which puts it into shock and kills it quickly, not to mention the fact prevents deadly chemicals in the lobster) than for, say, a lion to dig its claws into the back of a gazelle, then tackle it, then strangle it to death by squeezing its trachea shut with its jaws?

    you're a fucking moron. don't reply to me until you take a few biology classes you ignorant fool.

  • @PooPoo2U

    You are again comparing animal behaviour to human behaviour. If you think you are an animal then I really can't say much more. Lions are not humans, they can't decide what is humane or inhuman

  • stfu

  • @seanyj04

    i know truth hurts, but it doesnt hurt as much as getting slaughtered or cooked alive.

  • @DAIWANGO2 stop crying veggie

  • @seanyj04 i know i know, u just can't accept the truth about how animalistic you are. go cry some more for ur meat. lol

  • Wow you really are a dumb ass. You pretend as though you are not a part of nature simply because you have the capacity for logic. The truth is you are just as much a part of nature as any animal on the planet. When you own a home are you not taking up space that otherwise could have been a home to an animal? When you drive a car are you not making the animals suffer from the cars fumes... Do the right thing for the animals and kill yourself DAIWANGO2. Then you can never bother them or us again.

  • @kurisu925 Animals can still survive with people living in houses , people can still drive cars without slaughtering animals, BUT COWS CAN"T SURIVIE WITH MORONS LIKE YOU TRYING TO BITE THEM EVERYDAY

  • @DAIWANGO2 You should really try to understand nature a littlebit more before you try to argue about how humans should interact with it. Consider this example... Predators that would normally be feeding on deer have been forced from thier natural habitat leaving the only limiting factor on the deer population as being thier food supply. This is why I hunt deer. because with out hunters to keep thir population in check the entire deer population will suffer from starvation.

  • @kurisu925

    u forgot to consider this fact, when predators are forced out of their natural habitat, so will the deers. The reason is simple, they live in the same habitat. So in this case, deer population should decrease with the predator's population

  • @DAIWANGO2 No sir. Infact I am stareing at some deer wandering around in my back yard right now. The predators where forced out because they where also a hazard to people. The deer are only a minor annoyance to gardeners. recently my area has had a big problem with deer populations growing too large and deer even began to be spotted in dense residential areas. They where looking for food.

  • Are you Mr. T?

  • yes but ultimately you cant compare natural processes such as another anyone killing another as opposed to a human indiscriminantly killing things knowing they feel pain

    please dont try to rationalise or justify your own beliefs towards animal cruelty by using animal comparisons

  • animal cruelty? you're a fucking moron. i'm talking about killing something and eating it, and that is a NATURAL PROCESS. the details of how the kill happens is irrelevant if you kill it quickly and then it is used afterward. even if the guy in the video had decided to chop them up with a knife, as long as they die and he eats them, it's not animal cruelty, it's subsistence.

  • @PooPoo2U im not saying that consumption is not a natural process nor the killing of animals for the sake of consumption

    but look at the way humans do it, breed em in farms and facilities etc that itself is unnatural, and particularly in the context of this video where lobsters are simply being experimented upon just to see whether theyd 'scream' hmm yea completely natural...right

    its great that you have a naive viewpoint on things but try backing it up with some intelligence

  • @wtfpwndzor: as I've pointed out, the guy ate the lobsters in question. and after 4 years of culinary school, i know for a FACT this is a humane method of killing AND cooking it. due to the high bacterial concentration of the gut of the lobsters, if they are not prepared quickly afterward, the gut lining decomposes, spilling the bacteria into the other parts of its body.

    so perhaps before you come here to argue, you should know all your FACTS.

  • vegetarians and non-smokers are all the same: power trippers who think everyone in the world should be just like them. "I don't eat meat, I don't smoke, so it's sick and wrong for you to do it blah blah blah"

    climb down off your high horse dumbass, if we we weren't meant to eat animals, we would have teeth made FOR TEARING FLESH.

  • @PooPoo2U

    are u an animal? why compare us humans to animals? Unlike you, I have the intelligence to decided my diet so that less living organisms die of pain. u are just making up excuses to have more animals die unnecessarily

  • i do shit where i please: in the bathroom. and as for eating raw food, i must say, sushi's pretty tasty.

  • @PooPoo2U

    Unlike animals, You can make the decision of not harming other animals when eating but you choose to do otherwise, there is nothing more i can say. I hope u can take a kid for a walk in an abattoir and let the kid tell you if it's right or wrong.

  • hey dumbass, if you're eating anything, it's going to have been harmed at some point. what do you want me to do, eat live fish? would you consider it inhumane if i just decided to take a live goldfish and swallow it?

  • @PooPoo2U fyi dude, b4 u go spouting some crap

    do some research you fool, human teeth were not made for tearing flesh loool

    the even structure of it shows that it was originally made for consumption and digestion of vegetation,

    canine teeth only developed later on down the chain when humans began indulging in meat

    u can resort to petty insults all you want but it all factors towards your stupidity, btw im not a vegetarian, so i guess u can add that to the list of false claims

  • @wtfpwndzor: wow, you really are a dumbass. in your comment, you just completely contradicted yourself. "human teeth were not made for tearing flesh" "canine teeth only developed later on when humans began indulging in meat"

    yes, and how long ago was that? i'm pretty sure it happened well before recorded history, so the fact is that man may not be "made" for eating meat, but that's irrelevant because we evolved to it.

  • @wtfpwndzor: i mean really, think about the ignorant shit you say before you say it. take for instance a bear: a bear has the gastronomy and teeth of a primary herbivore. so to prove your point, you walk up to a grizzly bear and ask him if he's an herbivore, and be sure to film it, as i'm POSITIVE that'll prove my point.

  • @PooPoo2U nope bears have always been oriented with teeth characteristic toward that of a carnivore, no doubt there are a few traits originating from a herbivore ancestor, however thats all it is just a minor trait that started out as minor

    also you gotta factor in the species, grizzly bears originated from a carnivorous ancestor

    nice try pulling shit out of your ass to substantiate your claims but

    like i said before and again, do your research properly and then come back

  • @wtfpwndzor: "toward" that of a carnivore, and yet with multiple traits you'll concur come from herbivores? how do you not catch the horrid logic in your replies?

  • @wtfpwndzor: also, since you seem to be such a stickler for what's natural, tell me:do you eat cabbage? broccoli? tomatoes? also, do you eat candy or drink beverages that contain chemicals that are "unnatural"? i'll bet you do... and if so, there's my research. australia has quite limited indigenous vegetables, so they had to come from somewhere and be grown on a farm, which s also "unnatural".

    in conclusion, if you do things that are "unnatural", we don't want to hear you ridicule others for it

  • @PooPoo2U research? what kind of research is that there are way too many objective conditions, clearly biased from a person who enjoys inflicting unnecessary pain towards other organisms for the sake of pure enjoyment or 'curiosity', its a good start for a research view though, admirable for a little boy, perhaps when you grow later and become somewhat rational in your mental capacity then you can come back here:D

    now shoo we've heard enough sadistic trolls

  • @wtfpwndzor: unnecessary pain? as i've already pointed out, this IS a humane method of killing these animals PRIOR TO EATING. you say eating meat is inhumane, but have you ever seen how, say, a cow is killed? one of the first steps is rendering the animal unconscious so that it WON'T feel any pain when it is killed, and with something like a captive bolt pistol, it's almost 100% effective in its function. and furthermore, even PETA agrees that this method is humane.

  • @PooPoo2U you seem to be ignorant of my remarks identifying you as ignorant, yes this method used to be inhumane, however recently there have been scientific breakthroughs with research done on the nerves within crustaceans(lobsters included) indicating that they do in fact feel pain for a considerable amount of time,

    even now there are new methods induced to effectively kill them whilst minimizing the pain

    and what PETA say is by no means the bible

    they simply rationalise whenever they can

  • @PooPoo2U you seem to be ignorant of my remarks identifying you as ignorant, yes this method used to be inhumane, however recently there have been scientific breakthroughs with research done on the nerves within crustaceans(lobsters included) indicating that they do in fact feel pain for a considerable amount of time,

    even now there are new methods induced to effectively kill them whilst minimizing the pain

    and what PETA say is by no means the bible

    they simply rationalise whenever they can

  • @wtfpwndzor oh, you mean like the knife to the back method? yea, until you realize that essentially all this does is cut off fluid flow, essentially suffocating the animal to death, and also spills the contents of the inner cavity of the meat, spoiling it.

    oh, and as for research into the anatomy of a lobster: all its circulatory functions are in the back of its head, and consequently, when placed into boiling water head-first, they are only in any form of discomfort for mere seconds.

    nice try

  • @PooPoo2U bit of an uneducated guess but no

    they use an electric shock which maximises efficiency in accordance with pain which is absolutely minimal and the time taken to kill them takes at most a second, give or take a few mini seconds

    knife in the back...lool thats still one of the prime primitive examples on how to cook the lobster, stop listening to what your mummy tells you

  • @wtfpwndzor: oooh, way to try to slip in the ghost insult. "uneducated" would be you, who apparently has forgotten that the nerve center is in the back of its head, and if you plunge in the knife and then bring the blade down to sever the head in half it kills the nerve center, rendering the lobster braindead before it has any chance to realize what happened

  • @wtfpwndzor: the point is, nothing you say here is changing anyone's opinion. you're wrong, we're right, and even if you were right you're in the wrong venue.

    and now i should hope you feel really good about yourself, because you just contributed to the death of as many animals as i can find. i'm going to sit around all day shooting birds, squirrels, rabbits... whatever the hell i can get in my sights, and i dedicate them all to you!

  • @PooPoo2U and you wonder why i assume you as uneducated, you rationalise things in such a poor manner, im not convincing anyone? dont think this thing started as a means to change anyones minds, rather it was just to have an awareness for these types of things. and 'your wrong, were right?' loool i dont think youve exactly established a strong hold on what exactly is right here, considering your still spamming 2 posts away to prove some minor point

    end of the day LOBSTERS FEEL PAIN

    live with it

  • @wtfpwndzor : did you know that prawns also make a screaming noise when you boil them? i didn't until yesterday. mmmmm mmmmm, the meat is so much more tender when you just throw em into the boiling water alive.

  • @wtfpwndzor: oh, and in conclusion, i'll leave you with my newly conceived hypothesis of the death of lobsters in this manner: if they don't feel pain, that's nice. if they do, really... what's the worst of it? i scarred the poor thing for the rest of its 8 minute life... oh well. that's just natural selection.

  • @PooPoo2U lool so now u just accept it,

    you spent like a whole shitload of double posts trying to justify why its okay and then just shrug it off as 'natural selection' hahaa,

    u seem to ignore the point that im genuinely NOT trying to get you to sympathize with lobsters in anyway, like i said before which you conveniently ignored, its just an awareness, an eye opener in case your mind is too mundane to interpret that.

    no conclusion this or that

    try rationalize once in a while

  • @wtfpwndzor : actually no, i accepted that animals get killed before you eat them a long time ago, now i just find a whole lot more joy in it, all thanks to you. congratulations! i've decided on a crawfish boil this time so that i can fit more poor little crustaceans in the boiling water at once!

  • why call humans animals? well, let's see... perhaps because we ARE animals? we are in the kingdom animalia, phylum chordata, and of the order of primates in the mammalia class. simply because we are rational thinkers does NOT mean we aren't animals. so please, if you're going to spout animal rights jibberish, you could at least check your facts. you say these animals are dying inhumanely and unnecessarily, but they're being killed quickly and being eaten afterward, so you're obviously a troll

  • @PooPoo2U

    well if u are an aniamls then why dont you shit anywhere u want to shit and eat when u are shitting? show us ur animal instinct and eat raw meat. Maybe lock urself in a zoo, i promise i'll visit u from time to time and throw u your favourite, raw meat LOL

  • ru kidding that was funnier than shit

  • defo a win vid

  • I laughed and hated my self for it at the same time!, thank you, you anonymous sick fuck.

  • dumb

  • and nice dramatic music in the end lol

  • damn... RIP Crusty

  • Ha dude your fucked up. But nah that's kinda messed up killin em like that. It's like some giants coming and taking us out of our house then tossing us into boiling hot water for there dinner and laughing at it

  • LOL

  • lol mad funny i swaer this killed me but that guy is messed up poor lobsters lol subject c was funny

  • SHITS FUNNY LOL

  • wtf.. not even real wat a fkin fagget..

  • you stupid sick fuck

  • funny shit

    great video

    poor lobsters

  • lmao

    But it's very crude dude.

  • ok dude....GET HELP! screaming lobsters my ass

  • very sadistic, 4 stars, couldn't done it better myself

  • stupid video but as you could see when he put them claw first into the boiling water they never flinched because they feel very little pain

  • This guy is a jackass and fucking annoying

  • this shit is so funny when ur high

  • pmsfl..

  • Hahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahah­aha

    RIP

  • Holy crab!

  • LOSER AND UR HOUSE LOOKS SHIT

  • wtf ? I hope u will get boiled alive someday...

  • this shits fucking hilarious.

  • bastard. dont mock them. they are poor, helpless creatures. An elephant should pick you up and see if you scream when you get cut in half by its tusk!