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  • looks like even a thresher maw could have rejected him

  • It's Reaper!!! take him out!!!

  • FFAKKEN LOLD!

  • @Ugarralla Cylon?

  • He must have been curb stomped in the nuts and he face spontaneously morph into that

  • That is the most negative face I've ever seen my gosh he must have been hit in the face by a jackhammer

  • He looks like he got punched by a krogan and then shot by the geth

  • More originality than Bioware right here.

  • What the shit!! lolololololol

  • your a fucking genius!

  • OMFG! I laughed soo fucking hard.

  • MORE EPISODES!!! 

  • GOD DAMN THAT PUPPY EYE

  • Is this what happens when you import your me1 character into me3?

  • with a face like that possibility of rejection is 100% lol

  • WE WONT MORE EPISODES!!!

  • The thumbnail looks like the "stupid bitch" meme haha!!

  • "You did this to me!"

    Lol, totally random

  • LOL WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR SHEPARD. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. i think he spent too much time on Tuchanka.

  • "come on Liara, give it time" hahahaha

  • Liara: I'm sorry Shepard, things have changed I can't do it..

    Shepard: Come on give it time, my eye will eventually decrease in size.

    Liara: That's not what I'm talking about...it was that night two years ago, you left me unsatisfied.

    Shepard: That's a little cold...(bitch)

  • Hahahahahaha lmao whoever made this is pure genius. Could not stop laughing

  • Sorry for posting again but i keep cracking up when Shepard says "Give it time" and Liara just flatly gives a "no".

  • Those bastards....

  • Harbinger: ASSUMING CONTROL OF THIS FO.... AARGH NO, FUCK THIS SHIT! I'M OUTTA HERE!

  • goddess, those bastards LOL

  • My name is Commander Shepard, and I am the ugliest motherfucker in the Citadel...

  • I'm so happy I came across this vid. I needed a side splitting laugh.

  • OMG shepard's face...fucking LOL. no wonder liara rejected him!!!

    cant stop laughing, nice one ;)

  • So freakin funny

  • Haha he looks like a fuckin train hit him right in the face hah

  • looks like Brian Peppers

  • What the fuck am I watching?

  • Omg cant stop laughing :P

  • Well TIM did say they wanted him just like he was before, only it seems they didn't know he meant before the accident

  • uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh lol

  • "about what"

    "about us"

    *cry*

  • those bastards

  • looks like project lazerus ran outta funds causing shepard to look like he came out of a blender

  • could you give me the face code please:D

    

  • he has down syndrome

  • Damn!!!! I couldn't stop laughing....he's face is the best....pure comedy to me :))

  • Well in dutch.. Lazarus means you are quite drunk.. means he got glued together by drunk doctors

  • EMBRACE THE GODDESS BEEATCH

  • They tried to keep him 'partially' intact :P

  • totally brilliant! Well done

  • You have just broke my heart and brought me unimaginable laughter.. AT THE SAME TIME!!

  • Ahahahahaaha ahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

  • Hahaha, this is the funniest random shit ever!

  • Oh my god. The way his left eye blinks after he talks has me on the floor. It's so hard to breathe. 

  • There have been two episodes of this and I'm already following it more intensely than any show on Earth. Bravo, what a story.

  • this reminds me of AIDS shepard

  • That face...W...T...F?

  • dat face...

  • that face :D

  • Epic!

  • Salvaged parts from Omega. o.O

  • Damn...just....damn..lmao

  • *The lead scientist of the Lazarus Project is reading the Illusive Man's message*

    Bring Commander Sheppard back to life.

    BUDGET: 10 US Dollars

  • I cried literally tears

  • ahhahaah xD i laughed so hard with his face xD..

    Its been 2 years! - I know!

  • lol nice!

  • "Fine, Wonderful....

    Joker, give me the coordinates of Ashley Williams!"

  • @Nardril Hes actually gonna try a rebound relationship in the next vid yeh, but it's not Ashley :D :D

  • @Axeface1 Miranda... lol

  • @Axeface1 JESUS CHRIST!!!!!WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO HIS....cup

  • @Axeface1 Are you making a new one then?!?! :D

  • @Axeface1 you planning on doing part 3?

  • dude fix youe fucking face!

  • looks like gordon brown

  • @etocadet Rofl, I kinda see what you mean

  • Jesus, that was good. XD

    Also, kudos for making me laugh even before I watched the video: I saw the video title (WTS) and his face in the thumbnail and actually imagined that Hit-by-the-ugly-truck Shep say "WHAT THE SHIT?!" :D

  • How did you get his eyes omg ?

  • @J4zzD4rk I was very, very naughty.

  • hahahhah funniest shit ever

    

  • Shepard got very bad hit on his face :D

  • I laughed so hard, I farted XD!!!

  • "It's the face isn't it!!!!!!!!!!"

  • Jesus Christ... I actually threw up from laughing. This video is... something else.

  • wat

  • YOUR FACE GODDAMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ the face omgggggg

  • Dude, how did you MAKE that?

  • What the hell is wrong with his damn face LOL!!!!!

  • Please make more what the shits. Also could you make something like this with Fem Shep/Kaidan envolved??

  • Who is that sexy beast?! Too sexy for his shirt indeed!!

  • ROFL

  • Fine, Wonderful

    trollface.jpeg

  • UGLIEST D@MN SHEPARD EVER!... almost crap my pants laughing!...

  • WTF is wrong with your character

  • Sledge to the chin!!!! XD

  • rofl wonder if commander sephard under stod he got rejected for curberuse's bad rebuild >:-D

  • What the hell did you do to piss her off that badly?

  • something is wrong with your shepard... but i can't quite figure out what....

  • @SkyRadio101 It must be the right eyebrow, there's something strange about it...

  • LOL LFMFAO OH sht that was funny as hell laughing so hard tears are streaming down my face my stomach is killing me oh no more please HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  • lol.... i cant stop laughing

  • xD what have you done?! His FACE! xDDDDDD

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  • I have to agree with ihatbarbie3. OMG hahahaha I cant stop laughing! Wonderful! LMAO!!!!!! This is the best parody I have every seen on Mass Effect hahahahahahahah

  • LOL THIS IS EPIC!!!! Crying of laughter!!! :D:D:D

  • Omg!! XD His face... idk what happend in this vid cause I was too busy laughing at that face XD Probably you get this often but... I'M ABOUT TO CRY BECAUSE I LAUGHED TOO MUCH!!! I can barerly type somehting and I had to erase every word of this comment because I can't see what I type!! Bwahahaha!!! XDD

  • @ihat3barbi3 That was my intention :D Glad it worked :D

  • @Axeface1 I'm amazed you managed to do this video with that face XD Anyway, congrats :D I bet it took a lot of effort in playing with this handsome guy overthere bwahaha XDD

  • @ihat3barbi3 OMG ME TOO!!!! I'm crying due to laughter too!!!!!!!!!!

  • @sgtNACHO the next part get's out, we have to make sure we have tissues with us while watching this vid :'D

  • LMFAO! :D

  • Shepard looks like he has a Terminator eye.

  • That's so wrong, mean but so funny though! At least my Liara is more tolerable and truly loves Shepard. Lol.

  • i want over videos with this character LOL

  • SEWN BACK TOGETHER WRONG!

  • that is the most fucked up face ive ever seen in my whole entire godamn life

  • that was so fucken funny

  • i almost crapped myself when i watched this, and the fact that i was at work at the time didn't make things any better. I have not laughed so hard in a long time, my coworkers thought that there was something very wrong with me when i could not stop laughing!!!!!

  • did you mess with his face or did you just not repair it?

  • Shepard: Come on Liara, you want this.

    Liara: No, not really.

  • lol Shepard never quite recovered from the Lazarus Project sloppy work T.I.M and Miranda lmao.This is great! :D

  • Look who's being rejected!

  • Oh my god my sides! I'm dying!! ARGH!! This is just too funny! :D

  • BWAHAH AHHAHAHA HAHA I AM IN TEARS!!!

  • I laughed the blue off my ass

  • what the shit? jajajajajajjajajajajajajajajaj­ajajajjajajaj

  • When is part 3 due?

  • OH MY GOD!!! i have not laughed so hard in a long time. i literraly thought my lungs were going to collapse or i was going to suffocate cause i could not stop laughing for the life of me. and the comment by cyclopsdias was the cherry on the top. if you get more please let me know so that i can avoid them to save my own life. (rubbing side in pain)

  • @fusionmechanicable Imagine how I felt making this for like 12 hours straight, I had to get medication :D Glad you liked it :D

  • @Axeface1 Fantastic Job!!!!1 That made my day. Dramatic moments FTW

  • @fusionmechanicable Well said good Sir. Well said. *goes off to pump air into lungs*

  • @fusionmechanicable :D glad u liked my comment.

    Its true though,this Shepard gives a new definition to the expression "a vorcha's ass"

    I couldnt stop laughing while watchign this vid,this Shepard is by FAR the fugliest one in existence.XD

  • KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

  • "We tried to keep u as intact as possible"

    IDONTFUCKINGTHINKSO

  • There needs to be more of these!!!

  • Part 3!

  • a krogan was in charge of the lazzarus project?

  • Fine. Wonderful.

  • Stuff of nightmares

  • I laughed so hard I cried and couldn't calm down for like 15 minutes!

  • BAHAHAHAHAH HIS FACE XD

  • doesnt liara t'soni have that metallic-blue-indoctrination-c­olor in her eyes?

  • Oh my god he looks like he's been hit in the face by a truck full of dog shit and a cat ate his face and puked it up again because it was so ugly!

  • ''We tried to keep you as intact as possible''

    ''I KNOOW''

  • i'll make sure people get to see how amazing this vid is !

  • @ioventrate Oh god, where are you going to post it? :D

  • LOL.. xD very good!!

    you´re the best.. hahahahah :P

  • I can see what part they had to cut back on the Lazarus funding.

  • please ! make more of this ! and never stop making them !

  • yeah this is the shit! XD

  • beautiful face !

  • "What the shit?" indeed, Joker.

  • You did this to me!

  • Why is Miranda sneaking up on Frank during his epic...turn-around....thing?

  • as if ANYBODY changes over 2 years time

  • How could she resist a beast like him?

  • thankyou! i havnt laughed that hard in days xD my sides hurt xD

  • @angonbing No probs ;p

  • @Axeface1 Please carry this on!!!

  • Please do not stop. This is the greatest ever.

  • @Nizgoob Muhahaha. Glad you liked it :D

  • You look like a monkey.

  • moar

  • lmfao Omg... thank you

  • Hilarious vid! Can't wait for part 3! :D

  • What happened to your face!?

  • Lmao. "those bastards..."

  • Laughed My Ass Off.Great video.you just need a little inspiration and you come out with a thing like this.Great game, and video.Love it :D.I've done some crazy things in this game too, but this is FAR away from what i've done.

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  • LOL

  • @rhondakirk :D

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