Russell Brand's Five Most Badass Brushes With Death

[HOLLYHOUSE11]

i am in love

[MisterWite1]

BILL HICKS WOOOO

[ABRITISHPERSON]

Missed that most dangerous brush with death, when he got shot at with a tiny gun :D

[superflowa]

didnt understand anythin

[VendettaKissXx]

he stole Noel Fielding's silver shoes!

[rotglmao7]

Neil DeGrasse Tyson: Watch out, we got a badass over here!

[FactoryGaming]

got nothing with the man but he's so girly..

[airfrance53]

he reminds me of hades/ pluto the god

[littlejoshdude92]

I hope this guy stops with the drugs and stuff. I'm not sure but I heard that Katy and him split :(

I loved him in "aurthor"

And I do think he's a good looking guy.

[jayc342009]

@littlejoshdude92 Are you a guy?

[IAmSuchANerdLol]

@jayc342009 Someone doesn't know what homosexuality is

[jayc342009]

@IAmSuchANerdLol I know what a nerd is though....

[QueenieK07]

@littlejoshdude92 He has quit drugs and alcohol. He has been for quite some time. Doesn't drink or smoke or do drugs and he's a vegetarian. But he's also very open about his past struggles with heroin addiction.

[catherine1853]

@littlejoshdude92 He's been clean for years.

[ThomAitken7]

@littlejoshdude92 1. Russell has been clean from drugs and alcohol for 9 years this year 2. the film was called Arthur

[jdfsgsdlsdlkgjsdljkg]

"your mind goes all muddled up and unusual"

[yaying404]

who couldn't love him?!! 

[therunningtap]

your mind goes all muddled up and unusual "ear to ear grin"

[TheArdentImage]

WHYYYY do so many women think he's sexy??? Just because he has an english accent, he's famous and he belongs to Katy Perry. This is NOT a good looking man. He is lanky, his facial hair is sparse, uneven and unkempt as is his hair.. he looks like a malnourished neanderthal. I have to admit his intelligence is quite appealing, but that doesn't make me want to jump his bones. Women are so shallow to the point that a man can be appealing based off of materialistic values alone. No better than men.

[ironclaw92]

@TheArdentImage You're whining about being shallow when your entire post is bitching about how ugly he is.....your lack of intelligence isn't appealing.

[TheArdentImage]

@ironclaw92 Lack of intelligence? I'm stating an opinion. I actually like Russell, I don't think he's attractive though. I never said I wasn't shallow anyhow. I can be. But so can everyone else... obviously.

[ironclaw92]

@TheArdentImage I'm a dude so I have no opinion on that, lol. I just thought it was funny how you were talking about girls being materialistic etc, yet your whole post was about his looks. Ever think girls might find him more attractive because of his personality? He seems like a cool dude.

[TheArdentImage]

@ironclaw92 Quite possible, I've become attracted to men before off personality alone, I just find it difficult with celebrities (personally), because it's hard to see their personality sometimes, you never really know when they are acting to get more publicity and fans, and when they are being genuine. I never see money as a viable reason to like someone, so therefore, that just leaves appearance.

[bct2702]

@TheArdentImage He's pretty funny too. 

[TheArdentImage]

@bct2702 He is!

[montephantom]

He's so goddamn beautiful.

[fjkdfrefneklrj]

wow that story about the mentally ill person was terrible,i wouldnt have said that if i'd done that..i feel so bad,cant be funny whoever is saying it

[HumaneAnon]

His gum to tooth exposure ratio is out of control. Pause at 7

[markomix96]

WATCH OUT,WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE

[djpj22]

"people will not identify with you once they've seen you victimising rain man" -- valuable life lessons Russell Brand has taught me =)

[redjr1991]

"this other time I took too many drugs. I asked what would happen if I just kept taking them"

awesome.

[ForEvenLess]

Haha I love the way he expresses himself. I could listen to him for hours.

[sunkid86]

ezt az érvelést! :D okos gyerek!

[SoWachuWan]

He love Bill Hicks. Automatic fan.

[Cunkdoat]

Weirdest dude on the planet? At least the top 5

[tutifruitiiland]

haha rain man XD

[unlimitedwin]

"people will not identify with you once they've seen you victimizing Rainman" Haha

[Izanamias]

he grew on me a bit from forgetting sarah marshall and i like his interviews with letterman. but i really hope nobody has this guy as a role model

[SirGeorge8600]

he looks like an arab....

[moshugari]

every time he shot up heroin was a brush with death =)

[manmanguy]

His teeth are way to perfect to be a Brit, or a junkie.

[LeKtiCJ]

@manmanguy Actually American's on average have worse teeth than British people, it's a common misconception brought on by an outdated stereotype, the free health care system in the UK means most people have very good teeth where as in America where it is very much down to the individual to afford these things people simply can't. He will also have had a lot of dental work (private) done because as you rightly said they're too good to be a "junkie's".

[owenhunt]

@LeKtiCJ Are you sure Americans, on average, have worse teeth? Or is this an educated guess?

[TheBarryviper]

@LeKtiCJ no mate. im british and i can tell you first hand that us british have fucked up teeth. but i spent 3 weeks in florida and i never seen so many early to middle aged fat people riding round on those scooters. all stereotypes are based on truths.

[LeKtiCJ]

@TheBarryviper I didn't say no British people have fucked up teeth, you and the people around you may very well have teeth like a gofer with tooth decay however on the whole British people's teeth are better than American's. Also you probably did see a lot of overweight people on scooters in florida as 33.8% of the US population are obese and scooters are a popular mode of transport there.I don't see what your point is. :/

[Randomherodotcom]

He's got a large vocabulary.

[RoulinBrooks]

@Randomherodotcom It's true. I can't remember the last time I heard the word "foibles."

[americanizedaussie]

@Randomherodotcom Not just a vocabulary...If you know what I'm saying

[MarkMash17]

the music playing over this is terribly annoying

[GAarethebestbandeva]

that last story is hilarious!

[mollysangelique]

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[TaylerKatyCat]

I love him <3 <3

[guzsaj]

seeing russell as a 'funny bad guy who fucks chicks" is so 2D, so flat... the depth of his character lies in his insight about the collective self beyond our limited sense of self, which is not only a sentence he picked up somewhere, you can see he is really in it. This realization is what I think connects todays progressive minds, regardless of their field of interest or physical location. This way, anyone who's absorbed in self-inquiry, is virtually attached to this group and is responsible.

[unchainedheart]

@guzsaj agree with you all the way. have you seen his interview with jeremy paxman?

[guzsaj]

@unchainedheart that's awesome, you commented on a comment i made 6 months ago. Thanks for the tip bro!

[unchainedheart]

@guzsaj Haha, yeah...I'm just catching up with the internet. ;) And you're welcome.

[Mr13Fishey]

"But people did not find me a likeable character cause they'd just seen me be physically abusive to a mentally ill man" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHH­AAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHH

[Denzelv26]

People think in his movies..ohh hes just playing a role of a character for the movie..but the fact is..he isnt..hes being himself! Haha

[foxpawz]

hahaha i love how self absorbed he is and so influenceable by...everything but somehow he remains likeable trhu it all...very odd. he's mental but in a good way.

[Meixafuhellzman2]

hahahahahahaha last one is godly... legendary... its godly-legendary... yeah....

[BigR1221]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hahaha the last story good lord

[kpan122]

People don't tdentify with you once they see you physically abusing rain man. ROFL!!

[esprit15d]

i thought i was here to do standup, but apparently i'm conducting and interview

[calamagrostis88]

His verbal ability is just so amazing, where does all this stuff come from?

[boomzboombam]

russell brand is my hero.

-brian

[LadyMorriganFay]

I adore this man. LMFAO!!

[sumthincorny]

Bahaga pay you? I'm gonna fuxkjn sue you! Lol he makes me laugh

[aymz2]

ha ha, don't worry you don't have to pay me for this gig!

[seath64]

This man is badass

[grandeTO9]

"People will not identify with you once they've seen you victimizing Rain Man." So insightful.

[gorgeouss79]

this guy is so ugly and disgusting that he's awesome!!

[pinkmusiicluva]

Aw, I feel so sorry for him when he talks about the disabled man story! Russ is a good guy, he didn't mean it!! LOVE YOU RUSSELL! Haha (:

[Autumnleighpers]

He's the real life Jack Sparrow..

[Metrea4u]

@Autumnleighpers That Jack Sparrow who smells like shit ?:))

[CrazyPersonified]

@Autumnleighpers so not true. he's so much more than jack sparrow

[pkConda]

@Autumnleighpers hah ive never seen it that way

[FrankTheStranger]

1:10 couldn't make better ad for a heroin :)

[lewy88utube]

my hero hahaha

[GLAMAZONinc]

WoW.......

[PollockQT]

Why would you bring a person that has been SHOT ON THE HEAD to a STAND-UP gig???

Why????? LOL

[x3asdf]

LOL "People won't identify with you once you've victimized Rain Man"

[IDKSOMTHIN]

He's Funny. The Way He Speaks About His Drug Use Is Legendary. Haha

[ohmickyboy96]

dude, he is like EXACTLY like aldous snow

[duncantoms]

@ohmickyboy96 was

[ohmickyboy96]

@duncantoms is

[swaggerzilla14]

i dont know how women find this guy sexy , i mean even by guy standars this guy is relatively unattractive

[MackerelCat]

@swaggerzilla14 it's called charisma.

[GDFullOn]

@swaggerzilla14 No...he is genuinely good looking. Good bone structure, nice hair, beautiful eyes, good teeth.

Not in a traditional Brad Pitt way...but he is attractive.

Just goes to show though...guys have a really hard time judging the attractivenss of other men. Which I find so weird...

As a female I can accurately identify which women are beautiful although I am straight...why on earth are men so bad @ it?

plus the charisma...

[6mastera9]

@GDFullOn I can tell he is attractive, i am fuckin jealous i wish my hair was as nice as that, i am straight though, want to bone jessica alba so fuckin bad....

[FrankTheStranger]

@GDFullOn For the same reason women usually wait for the man to make the first step. That's how it goes, maybe it'll change maybe it won't. Get a job :)

[ihfppl]

@GDFullOn no they arent.. men, unlike woman are told be MEN in a very right winged sense of the word.. anything hinting towards femininity or.. gayness. could potentially get you killed.. therefor men obviously know who is good looking and who is not.. but voicing this could very well be detrimental.. woman luckily have nothing to worry about.. lesbian tendendancies are almost glorified in the western civilization, so saying another woman is beautiful is fine. i for one can say hes good lookin

[juicysweetgreenleaf]

@ihfppl soz russell!

[anetchi]

haha! He is an utter delight to behold. A brilliant lovable genius who I do love soooo damn much!

[lisajean1]

"He's fuckin brilliant." :)

[hjkkl7]

that boys a doosh bag he thinks hes mental going on about drugs n shit how can katy perry go out with him he a fukin turd and he using all these big words even though he dosnt know a shit what hes talking about

[CheStillFighting]

@hjkkl7 jealousy isn't a good quality mate

[hjkkl7]

@CheStillFighting :L nah i seriously think hes a doosh :L

[Coldfire3104]

@hjkkl7 ...and yet he certainly knows about the importance of punctuation and grammar.

[Annie1962]

@hjkkl7 wanna bet?

[customcartoons]

@hjkkl7 he's using big words, and knows EXACTLY what he's talking about. He's damaged, but extremely well spoken about it!

[lisajean1]

He's only wearing rings on his right hand and they're all in a row. It makes it look like he's wearing one of those things that bodyguards or mobsters wear to beat ppl up lol. love him though!

[moelarrycurrly]

Just because he spent his 20s memorising a dictionary so he could impress idiots into the sack does not constitute talent. What a waste of skin, hes like one of those skinny dogs that go around humping everything

[beatles66270]

@moelarrycurrly jealous much

[fakespotter]

@moelarrycurrly well either way, hes there banging women while you're here whining about him lol

[moelarrycurrly]

@fakespotter im bangging senoritas i dont know about ur sexual preference but im not whining

[fakespotter]

@moelarrycurrly boasting about yourself on teh internet never works pal. enjoy your virginity

[johnlalala23]

@fakespotter haha, OWNED ;D

[Annie1962]

@moelarrycurrly if you watched the interview with Dawn French, you'd learn that he admitted how he learnt such an extensive vocabulary, from shows such as 'Blackadder'

[jesbearx0]

haahahahaahahhahaaha victimizing rainman LMAO

[Who2Are1You]

2:08 i said to myself, i was high...

[marti32]

losin it

[cjason123]

victimizing rainman