@Eaglestrike117 lol i know eh. I figured anything with "goldblum" and "drunk" as keywords would get views, plus all the other stupid pop culture references i put in the keywords too.
Please god, do the pro-nature rant he makes in the lunch scene. You patented it, and you packaged it, and now you're selling it! [slap] You're gonna sell it! [slap]
@EnGallop87 he is so creepy like that eh!? lol i'd let him hit on me and I'm 100% straight hahahaha i'd just be so starstruck that the hitting-on would be omitted
I was definitely thinking about it. I think I deleted the movie off my computer because I had it on my PS3 but now my PS3 got the YellowLightOfDeath so it may be a while lol but when I either fix that or download another copy I'll figure out how to make the transitions between fast/slow parts cleaner. I was using 2 different programs which caused it (adobe premier for the speed change without pitch change, and imovie for quick and easy editing) I'll need to learn how to use premier better :S
This is very funny and I don't think it's too slow. It's comically over-exaggerated drunkness. I laughhhhhhhedddd! You should go for the lunch scene, the whole debate, everything normal speed except for Jeff's rants.
"Did I go too fast?" Haha, awesome!
adamjohnwest 5 days ago
Hahaha this is genius!!!!!!!! 1:53 especially....would like to see more drunk goldblum from other movies.
do independence day please!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kirstleeh 1 month ago
Malcolm is about as useful as a plank of wood on this trip to Jurassic Park.
subzerowarrior1 1 month ago
BAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA this is gold ahahahah
thisistrapordie 2 months ago
Da'kar izzz bouncin' up n' downn! LOL
eldo59 2 months ago
he lives in bullet time.
luizferrarezzi 3 months ago
Sam Neil is drunk too, but he doesnt speak because he will throw up if he opens his mouth ...
BillKillerz 3 months ago 6
@BillKillerz lol Kinda loos like he'd greening out to me. Smoked waaaay too much weed while he was drinking and got the spins
ProphetsOfAshes 3 months ago 2
@ProphetsOfAshes Smokin and driving is hard to do ahah
BillKillerz 2 months ago
hahaha i never realized how much of a baller his character is as a little kid, he's actually really suave
noteshade 3 months ago
@noteshade a bit creepy at times
ProphetsOfAshes 3 months ago
+10 pts. for the raptor at the end!
rexnickles2 3 months ago 3
"Ah Ha, ok now freeshyerhand, freeshyerhand"
rexnickles2 3 months ago
Kinda sounds like Mr. Rogers
chrislampshire 4 months ago
Haha this is very funny!
emmakwall 4 months ago
So much for those 100,000 views...
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@Eaglestrike117 lol i know eh. I figured anything with "goldblum" and "drunk" as keywords would get views, plus all the other stupid pop culture references i put in the keywords too.
ProphetsOfAshes 4 months ago
I love this scene. I listen to him talk for hours.
ThePrettyboi07 4 months ago
Grant is tripping balls
Rabbalian 5 months ago
Haha, this was hilarious! :P
MultiNiki96 6 months ago
Please god, do the pro-nature rant he makes in the lunch scene. You patented it, and you packaged it, and now you're selling it! [slap] You're gonna sell it! [slap]
Bloodcider 6 months ago
drunk jeff goldblum reminds me of drunk guys that hit on you at bars by drunkenly demonstrating their limited knowledge of quantum physics
EnGallop87 8 months ago 10
@EnGallop87 he is so creepy like that eh!? lol i'd let him hit on me and I'm 100% straight hahahaha i'd just be so starstruck that the hitting-on would be omitted
ProphetsOfAshes 7 months ago
I was definitely thinking about it. I think I deleted the movie off my computer because I had it on my PS3 but now my PS3 got the YellowLightOfDeath so it may be a while lol but when I either fix that or download another copy I'll figure out how to make the transitions between fast/slow parts cleaner. I was using 2 different programs which caused it (adobe premier for the speed change without pitch change, and imovie for quick and easy editing) I'll need to learn how to use premier better :S
ProphetsOfAshes 9 months ago
This is very funny and I don't think it's too slow. It's comically over-exaggerated drunkness. I laughhhhhhhedddd! You should go for the lunch scene, the whole debate, everything normal speed except for Jeff's rants.
MalnourishedGoat 9 months ago 9
@MalnourishedGoat check out my video "Jeff Goldblum Goes Crazy" my personal fav hahahaha
ProphetsOfAshes 9 months ago