Wow guys. I love the fact that everyone jumps to "PEDOPHILE!" and "PERVERT!" when, really, these ARE the proper words. Calling it a "wee-wee" or your "hoo-hoo" is retarded. PENIS. VAGINA. These words are not cuss words, they are anatomically correct.
@aytherix I don't shove foreign objects in my anus. That is nasty, and if you are talking about gay sex, I am the one shoving my foreign objects in peoples anuses.
You know, although I find it very strange that a mid-age man is singing about our genitals on a playground settee, I think it's a very important thing to teach the "proper words" to kids because they are what their genitals are called and it is good to be educated about sex. Somehow, "winky/wee-wee/pee-pee" for a penis and "cookie/muffin/birdie/DOWN there" for a vulva/vagina is like a terrible slur when you are teaching the names of the genitals in early stages of life. The real words arent bad.
Penis, vulva, and anus became the proper words in the early 19th century. Before that, cock and cunt were perfectly acceptable words. It was due to Queen Victoria that we find certain words offensive. the so-called "proper words" are Latin in origin, the language favored by the upper class. The lower class spoke Anglo-Saxon, the origin of many of our swearwords.
Great video, was about to get out the lyrics myself :P PLEASE, someone, any nice soul in this cruel world... get out the chords of this one, if someone knows where to find them, dont doubt to PM me, or even email... I would be most grateful!
Actually we don't all have an anus, I heard about a little boy on one of those Pacific Islands near the nuclear test sites who was born without one due to the effects of radiation he had some kind of special bag inserted instead
Yeah...do you really think a grown man who dresses like a preschooler and hangs out @ a playground is the best person to teach kids about genitalia? LOL
anyone else turned on
fartchunk 3 weeks ago
. . . . DAD?!?!?!?!
FightForOurLives 1 month ago
Fonzie, noooo.
TheSawyerLUVSYou 1 month ago
Im concerned that he is singing this.. in a playground... :O
FatHarrold 2 months ago
i smell a new Tosh.0 web redemption
theimmortaldave92 3 months ago
The inspiration of PedoBear.
MADDOG6400 4 months ago
I don't have an anus and I feel discriminated against.
tinykingofjews 4 months ago 3
I clicked on this video and.......
I really don't know what to say
manhackmatt 4 months ago 2
WHO THE FUCK CALLS IT VIRGINIA?
BarackSays 4 months ago 3
@BarackSays some children.
Rhys2692 4 months ago
what about people with colostomy bags?
AshKetchum442 5 months ago
Scott Johnson sent me.
Rhys2692 5 months ago 5
Lol at (some creepy-guy talking)'s face at 0:24
MerVicious 6 months ago
@MerVicious He looks like Randy Newman.
FatherPatOphelia 6 months ago
Our anus is a useful thing indeed
AnarchySC2 6 months ago
Vulva is what girls have down below... (Some creepy-looking guy talking...) LOL
xiM0SH 6 months ago
Lol at "some creepy looking guy talking" I fell over laughing at that part. :D
thekluvsu 6 months ago
try to turn on google's subtekst... its a totally new song
Emplon 6 months ago
Wow guys. I love the fact that everyone jumps to "PEDOPHILE!" and "PERVERT!" when, really, these ARE the proper words. Calling it a "wee-wee" or your "hoo-hoo" is retarded. PENIS. VAGINA. These words are not cuss words, they are anatomically correct.
MalkavianHand 8 months ago 6
@MalkavianHand vulva.
PaigeZillaRex 7 months ago
Even though most people call it vagina, and some children call it vagigga.
afinendale 8 months ago
Shouldn't these guys be on some sort of sex offenders register?
kebluuh 8 months ago
Cheasts. LOL.
Moviewhiz1 8 months ago 5
GAH! i don't have an ass(or the crack that comes with it for that mater)
mrsnubeh 8 months ago
Ok.. I'm definitely scared now...
mimikawaii7386 8 months ago
vajiga? Who the hell calls it that
mewbra123 9 months ago
This has to be...the best thing I've ever seen in my entire life.
DrowningThings 9 months ago
what the hell................
horselvr224 9 months ago
I find this video hard to masturbate to.
Tompkinsmatty 9 months ago
I can see why bad intruder song is related 2 this
iSilversaku 9 months ago
Transcribe audio! ROFL
pie0eater 9 months ago
Not all boys have a penis and not all girls have a vulva and not everyone has proper genitals. There are no true proper words anyway.
HugzTiem 9 months ago
Transcribe Audio LOLOLOLOLOL
noahthebrickster 9 months ago
Terrible, terrible things are happening in those overalls.
RebuiltTrannyRecords 9 months ago 3
When he got up to "anus" I couldn't hold it in anymore and I laughed SO HARD.
OobleDoobles 9 months ago 5
epic fail... since when is it "cheasts"--- YOU FAIL SIR
Barokah 9 months ago 3
jeez.
lowproductions92 9 months ago
The weirdest song I ever saw on Sesame Street.
Spiderzumbie 9 months ago
LOL what's with the creepy interrupting dude? *laughs herself spastic*
xxTheNightFlowerxx 9 months ago
never sleep again!
Fad3ify 9 months ago
I can find Breasts on my Cheasts. where is my cheast?
FluxstyleProductions 9 months ago
This guy sure likes that "anus"..
jstealth89 9 months ago
I don't usually lock my doors at night, but I think I'll make an exception just this once.
SRH911 9 months ago
that's genius!
Kesvalk 9 months ago
every1 has breasts includeding moobs
DasAffeistBlau 9 months ago
Hobo with a shotgun, where are you??
Scrapcrab 9 months ago
........who's idea was this? who approved this? I don't understand how this was allowed to happen. lmao for ever.
urbanesupreme 9 months ago
i dont think ive ever been as creeped out in my life as i am right now...
zidane6656 10 months ago
"Some children call it... VIRGINIA!!!" =D
I LOL'd.
Threetails 11 months ago
HA. :3
AwwSugar3168 1 year ago
0:24 That face... XD
JonathanClement140 1 year ago
NEVER AGAIN LIST:
-Playgrounds
-Men In overalls
BowHunterNman77 1 year ago 4
This has been flagged as spam show
remember kids if you see this guy RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!
zachman9200 1 year ago
err rooody
AnnoyingTwinsProd 1 year ago
Pedobear seal of approval!
InnerLight68 1 year ago
Pedophile, is the man singing right now
Pedophile, on a swingset singing loud
This man is a pedophile so no matter what you've heard
Remember that pedophile is the proper word.
Schizima 1 year ago 140
@Schizima Oh God lol.
Keitaro2011 1 year ago
@Schizima Wow, it's sad you think that a teaching aid is pedophilia. You must have a very small penis and serious self worth issues. Grow up.
bigpyro1618 4 months ago
Shit, my ass doesn't give me relief in time of need.
YungShawtyCLT 2 years ago 9
@YungShawtyCLT
You shouldn't have shoved foreign objects into your anus.
aytherix 2 years ago
@aytherix I don't shove foreign objects in my anus. That is nasty, and if you are talking about gay sex, I am the one shoving my foreign objects in peoples anuses.
YungShawtyCLT 2 years ago
he left out 'dirty sanchez' 'rusty trombone' and 'cincinnati bowtie'
mondoshrimpo 2 years ago 5
...Wow, I really don't know what to say about your comment.
ALXXMaXX 2 years ago
Does anyone have the tab for this?
ensenhest 2 years ago 2
You know, although I find it very strange that a mid-age man is singing about our genitals on a playground settee, I think it's a very important thing to teach the "proper words" to kids because they are what their genitals are called and it is good to be educated about sex. Somehow, "winky/wee-wee/pee-pee" for a penis and "cookie/muffin/birdie/DOWN there" for a vulva/vagina is like a terrible slur when you are teaching the names of the genitals in early stages of life. The real words arent bad.
InnerLight68 2 years ago
Penis, vulva, and anus became the proper words in the early 19th century. Before that, cock and cunt were perfectly acceptable words. It was due to Queen Victoria that we find certain words offensive. the so-called "proper words" are Latin in origin, the language favored by the upper class. The lower class spoke Anglo-Saxon, the origin of many of our swearwords.
BayAreaBiker2001 2 years ago
lol this used to be one of my favorite songs and i never knew what it was called til now
double0hsnap 2 years ago
what a dumbass
treyharper 3 years ago
There's actually an intro verse to this song that was omitted from this clip:
A lion's not a kitty cat, whether wild or tame,
But people sometimes try to give a thing a different name.
We often feel embarrassed, or even feel some shame,
But when speaking of our private parts, here's what to proclaim.
jhillst 3 years ago 5
Well, I think this is hilarious. i posted it on a forum and everyone got offended WTF?
CHKNSAMICH 3 years ago
That faggot forget to say that not only breasts grow to different sizes, but also penises...
Slaviccommie 3 years ago
We all have anus!
That's what unite us.
Slaviccommie 3 years ago 2
Breasts as well, correct? ^_^
Simkavitz 3 years ago
girls don't have an anus because girls don't poop.
MalenkyGoblin 3 years ago
You probably didn't seen Two girls one cup...
Slaviccommie 3 years ago 48
Who wrote this song..? That's all I want to know O_o.
ThereWillBeOldMen 3 years ago 2
The guy singing it (Chris Wallace)...in fact, he wrote all the songs used for Strong Kids, Safe Kids, the video where this song comes from.
WhatsAYak 3 years ago
its gilligan
regoob22 3 years ago
PWN!
phatman808 3 years ago
whos that guy with the wierd hair? he seems familiar.
JigaboosPigaboos 3 years ago
uhmm............
Adalialov3 3 years ago
BEST VID EVA
NeedlerFanPudge 3 years ago
pervert
OStateBalla14 3 years ago
Great video, was about to get out the lyrics myself :P PLEASE, someone, any nice soul in this cruel world... get out the chords of this one, if someone knows where to find them, dont doubt to PM me, or even email... I would be most grateful!
ScumbagKorain 3 years ago
Actually we don't all have an anus, I heard about a little boy on one of those Pacific Islands near the nuclear test sites who was born without one due to the effects of radiation he had some kind of special bag inserted instead
Clesthaven 4 years ago
ahah omg funniest movie I ever watched in parenting classs.... lovee it<3
sonnychick 4 years ago
creepy guy
weirdchicka55 4 years ago 2
Yeah...do you really think a grown man who dresses like a preschooler and hangs out @ a playground is the best person to teach kids about genitalia? LOL
WhatsAYak 3 years ago 4
"Chest" is spelled wrong. Otherwise great vid. Keep it up.
DKSevenAIFL 4 years ago