Louis CK: Cinima Classics

[qwertyuiopdan1]

He's alright but christ 60% of his stuff is boring "LOL IM NEEDLESSLY PROVOCATIVE" stuff for absolute scum.

[enyvl]

@qwertyuiopdan1 Well yeah this is some early stuff of his. It's funny, but you can tell he's out of ideas to talk about and just jumps between topics that come to him without transition. His recent work is much more focused and dare I say even funnier.

[Lynx2020]

@qwertyuiopdan1 hipster scum

[qwertyuiopdan1]

@Lynx2020 Brilliant riposte.

[Williamsfan]

...Because we don't eat chimp.

[marblenose]

@07liberian I miss Carlin and Hicks :(

[rustyrim17]

Louis CK raped 105 people into a 69

[sandystoner]

no one else could make embryo rape so funny

[neilkulp]

he killed the room. and 2,213 people online

[tilsetningsstoff]

the definition of comedy!

[AColonDashSix]

I totally agree with him on eating dolphins

[joe886988]

this is the tits .. wow .. this guys is my hero !!

[brez002]

oh man, this is still probably my favorite video of louis ck. Just messing around saying the most fucked up shit he can. The opening is one of my favorite ways I've ever seen any comedian open. And then the line "it's not good to rape people, it's not okay to rape them...but what about jews?"...hahahahaha

[rorshak73]

OMG - genius!!!

[kgraham15]

wtf??!! this is so retarded, but b/c it's him, he makes it funny

[TheLopesclaudio]

I really gotta stop reading the top rated comments before watching videos.

[spp41]

He's so drunk lol

[moonsugar1]

"You cant rape people into a 69"

Sounds like a dare... lol

[anthonylavini]

"even single edged swords are double edged swords"

ha ha classic

[ieetemos4breakfast]

I Love Louis CK but Im suprised that he hasnt been raked over the coals for his terrorist bit...I found it funny but thats a touchy subject to other people. But Fuck Them anyways right hahahaha!

[Pazma1]

Just shows how funny the man is that he can come on stage and just say pretty much anything and make it funny. Billy Connolly is another person that can do that but there really aren't many.

[OMGITSDRJESUS]

@Pazma1 bill hicks too.

[trenis]

gotta be the best opening ever, i fucked all your mothers



[SkellionPowalskiz]

Rough fucking day, Louie! Hilarious though.

[Balzinurgob01]

Hitler WAS a hot fucker, and had an ass to die in the camps for--but, for all Louis CK knows maybe little Adolph got raped and that's WHY he did the shit he did; I'm calling shenanigans on Louis CK--he may not have the story straight...

[benmuzz]

the description of this video is spot on

[stanleyrr907]

Gotta agree Louie is the funniest comic out there right now. "Hmm what other horrible things to defend?" LOL. He's going out of his way to see what it takes to REALLY offend people. Must be quite a fucked up club he's in, no one seems to have gotten offended. =) His show on FX rocks too.

[slavin21]

This could be the most outlandish, offensive, and hilarious thing I have seen in quite a while.

[chibigrunt]

I love how he says things some people would consider taboo, but it's soooo funny, that it the taboo becomes invalid

[TheDarkWarrior88]

probably one of my favorite of his bits. It was so random though. anbody else think he was mabey a little high there?

[reminiscentofrose]

like you all really needed to know

[reminiscentofrose]

I am Like-ing this just for the double-edged sword bit

[cooliovasquez]

lmfao

[roni1983]

slow night

[DaveFishBulb]

Hi everybody; I just fucked all your mothers!

[Edubbplate]

this is one of the greatest comedy bits of all time

[mahdogzbite]

If you're a tuna... fuck you, we're eating you. Hahahahhaa----

[FreshNostalgia]

From 4 minutes on had me fuckin rolling!!!

[sap597]

This was around the time Louis was developing his current style... so this is him just going batshit horrible seeing how much of this would go over...

Out of all of this there's only two or three bits he actually kept... notice the BIG laugh for erasing his daughter... his stand-up special SHAMELESS was really when the current Louis CK really was fully developed.

[Dirik619]

i was high once , and i felt like farting , but instead , i shit my self :D:D:D

[spp41]

I love how it get more and more fucked up as it went on, amazing

[Manolo666i]

Holy shit EPIC

[fudeludo159]

caue moura acha que todos falam ingles

[Manolo666i]

Caue moura

[DaniloAlvesPark]

I SAID FUCK THAT SHIT MOTHERFUCKER

[JermLeather]

Everything he says in this is fucking horrible, but I Love Louis C.K. and it all made me laugh. This guy has balls like no one else in comedy today.

[DeadBodyDysposal]

This is Louis CK testing out material in a small bar, before trying it out in front of thousands of people.

[shmonrad]

Incredibly original.

[ogirdora]

"So pepople die...yeah.......fucking I don't know them" hilarious.

[gordonr99999]

This is one of the funniest things I have heard in a long, long time.

[passiveMenis]

Brilliant and flexible

[robertshanekennedy]

This is some warped, hilarious shit! Awesome.

[88retrac]

Love him, but his extremism is fucking him up. You can't sacrifice all your moral values for your comedy without being miserably unhappy. Clearly he's the best there is right now, but still...

[Dionysus187]

@88retrac just saying shit that would go against what you might actually do isn't sacrificing anything unless you think words hold more weight than they actually do.

[88retrac]

@Dionysus187 Gotta disagree. Words do have weight and value. Especially when you repeat them or similar ideas for 20 plus years. It absolutely will change you.

[jystone109]

cause all his bits are about how happy he is

[88retrac]

he's a little tipsy.

[RUSSxT]

that bit about the jews, good god that was funny...

[LoVeInADiUniVerSe]

This mothafuckah is ALWAYS HILARIOUS.. wow Loui Ck is a Legend...

[Razagul319]

i swear the audience is high out of their asses.

[justyoustupid]

shitting  my dad? :( hes dead

[MadSnowmen]

I love his arguement that says rape is good .

[nytemaer]

Holy fuckballs this is hilarious.

[armin38822]

this is heavy

[likeability18]

93 ppl can suck a bag of dicks

[niktp]

@likeability18

god what a thoughtless, fucking typical comment.

[MessengerOfRandom]

holy shit i feel the same way about tuna. Dolphin really does add to the flavor

[TH3USUALSUSPECT]

it would also be a deepthroat 69 rape unless his dick is 3"

[Meatwad07]

Hes right...

It would be rather impossible to rape someone,

and perform a 69. Interesting.

[aintdoingit]

the part about the dead parents and getting sympathy, I know exactly what you mean Louis CK. there are billions of people around the world, don't save human life, save a lion or an eagle or something, there's like only a thousand of those haha

[paulinah79]

I'm more worried about the audience than Louis himself.. I wouldnt have laughed as much.. There are better sketches..

[JamboyStu]

@paulinah79

my guess is that you've never seen him live

[metabog]

HAhaha, this is different from the newer stuff, but still funny. I wonder if there's more of this 'rare' stuff.

[Neonman78]

This isn't like Louis' other stand-up shows. There's not a lot of actual serious debate and concern over apathy and other kinds of degeneration in modern society; this is just a bunch of dirty, silly, offensive jokes. Still really funny.

[eviltube1111]

@Neonman78 Yeah, this is really old. This may have been when he was changing his style away from his crappy 15-year-old set. Either that, or he didn't really change yet.

[ezgame21]

i cant believe he said he would erase his daughter, that shit was hilarious

[mikedubbb]

This is a very slow moving trainwreck, and you can tell he knows it. Still lots of gems, though!

[sbauman487]

@mikedubbb You've pretty much described every comedy set Louis CK has ever done.

[TheSpartanPhalanx]

this guy is sooo fucked up :\

[wtfbbqhacks]

@TheSpartanPhalanx Which is why he's the best comedian in the country right now.

[informaldehyde1]

I really don't think there's another comedian who could get away with saying "It's not OK to rape people...but what about Jews?"

[mapex24x18]

3:50 woulda been a good spot to refer to the double edged sword

[christiantjr]

@BudmaudeY haha ;) "cojones" is spanish slang. "kahunas" is american slang. Same diff

[christiantjr]

This is probably the most ballsy opening possible for a comedian! This dude has serious kahunas. One of the most talented, period!

[penguinboy561]

He was swerving dangerously close to Dane Cook territory with that farting business, but CK isn't a douchebag, so it's funny after all.

[DrinkSkateSleep]

@penguinboy561 Dane Cook stole that joke actually.

[KenNorth917]

@DrinkSkateSleep Dane Cook stole most of his jokes, to be fair.

[sk8circa3]

he wasn't really that funny in this video... :(

[DJkaiser91]

what a way to open haha

[2ndhandsoul]

I am so relieved to find out that all the lawyers were wrong and that you can't rape someone by doing 69 with them.

[ho13k]

he's a genious of comedy :)

[RichT519]

He just talked about raping Hitler because he is attracted to him but in a 69 position so his mustache could tickle his balls... and people laughed.

Now thats a good comedian.

[Xfire258]

I love Louis C.K. He is one of the funniest comedians I've ever seen because he really isn't afraid of anything. And his daughter is gonna be really messed up when she grows up haha I also like Dane Cook, Daniel Tosh, Greg Giraldo and John Mulaney because unlike everybody else here, I don't find the need to choose just ONE comedian to like. One day you like Daniel Tosh but when you hear Louis, you just go "Fuck Daniel! He's not even funny! This guy makes him look like shit! All other comedians

[murozman]

This guy is seriously fucked up! How the hell does he think of all that shit? Kudos Louis, kudos.

[MsTreasuredChest]

is he always wearing that blue shirt

[Svastara2]

8:50

you know, you could have a reason to rape somebody, like saying there's somebody you wanna fuck and they won't let you

then what else are you supposed to do? what other recourse do you have? whadda you gonna - not fuck them? that's absurd

mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhah­hahhahahaahhaahhahahahahhahahh­ahahahhahahahaahahaha

[GBMorris]

@Svastara2 Thank you for the transcription service. A valuable resource for the hearing impaired.

[DaZeDmerlin]

@GBMorris haha, exactly, why are there so many morons who think it's necessary to repeat all the time?

It's annoying.

[Ednerd]

one ballsey comedian. you have to be confident to say that kind of stuff to an audience. love it

[feckingtwot]

Didn't he steal that Dolphin gag from Seinfeld?

[lonsumtravlr]

@feckingtwot it's a stock joke. may comedians have done it. the originality is in how he tells it.

[NicosNicosNicosNicos]

@feckingtwot I heard Denis Leary say it years ago. I do prefer this guy anyway.

[cbr0oks]

only louis can end a bit talking about 69 with hitler.

[traviolios2]

@cbr0oks Thanks for ruining the end asshole.

[cbr0oks]

@traviolios2 relax, guy. watch the video before you read the comments.

[fryfry377]

"That's how you modernize comedy: take any bit that Seinfeld would've done and just make it sound like you don't know what the fuck you're talking about." -truth from the man who knows his field.

[JohnnyK98k]

"It's not good to rape people, right? It's not OK to rape people. But what about JEWS?!" LOL

[Mauser91]

Man this is funny, I actually loved that double edged sword joke.

[07liberian]

"...Because I Dont Care That Its Wrong" LOL

[netskot]

it's tastes good

[kozmy21]

Oh, the beautiful humor!

[ealago]

LOL "YOU CAN'T RAPE PEOPLE AND DO A 69". He's the greatest!!

[Qber4life]

Man, he starts off SLOW....but it gets great :)

[MrJapaneseboy1111]

fuck muslims !

[SamuelMT08]

lmao

[JasonsWoods]

85 people need to get a sense of humor.

[TheAerosmither]

i don't pick out Raisins..i look for them =/

Cheers V

[mindauggas]

that fart joke was probably the best joke i heard in ages

[RealBigPair]

@mindauggas it was the worst joke of the bit u dumb motherfucker.

[WarmBread123]

if you don't think this is funny you aren't intelligent

[utar88utar]

@WarmBread123 my stomach hurts :]

[croe01]

"anyway i gotta go" lol!

[ScottfromTexas]

He uses too many bad words.

[07liberian]

@ScottfromTexas No Words Are Bad!

[PrincessofDarkness79]

LOL wow I just realized how much Dane Cook blows thank god I found this guy's videos

[radiationtherapyband]

That's the closest I have ever come to laughing at a rape joke.

[oliverwrites]

@radiationtherapyband radiation the rapy band. rape is in your name.

[rmedina101]

@oliverwrites lmao fail to him, FTW to you

[Finty290]

This is my favorite Louis ck bit on youtube, probably my fave bit out of all his material

[jek21]

@Finty290 Probably my fav 10 minutes of stand-up ever.

[masterjacobo]

haha thats so true tho everything is a double edged sword lol

[soccermasta14]

his openings are so shitty. but hes hilarious

[jayronathon]

"You can't rape people into a 69'n...(looks at watch and realizes that was the best joke ever made up on the spot)...well, I gotta go, good night folks."

[pyro5908]

"like if i had a time machine, i think that the two things i wouldve done would be to...erase my daughter..." lmfao i died.

[liquid49286]

brush mustache

[mapscannotcontainme]

cinema. c-i-n-e-m-a. cinema.

[polkafrenzy666]

@mapscannotcontainme douchebag. d-o-u-c-h-e-b-a-g. douchebag.

[asinnedangel]

@mapscannotcontainme-ok, you're next word is....oh wait no you could cheat so I guess youre gonna have to guess your word, and then spell it lol

[BITCHPLZSTFU]

@mapscannotcontainme YOU'RE A PIECE OF TRASH FOR DOING THAT.

[mapscannotcontainme]

@BITCHPLZSTFU

Given your user name; coming from you, I'll take that as a compliment.

[ConferoMusic]

@mapscannotcontainme what? i dont get it?....

[maxergud]

@ConferoMusic see the title...



[ConferoMusic]

@maxergud o... haha... it's so obvious that i feel stupid now...

[maxergud]

@ConferoMusic no worries :)

[barisaxkid]

"You can't rape people into a 69."

Oh man, I just fell out of my chair laughing.

[ALEXisSPANISH]

Louis just raped us with his comedy. Which was fine, because what was he gonna do, not rape us with his comedy? That's absurd.

[tbmagis]

He just spray-tanned, and then was kneading bread dough.

[Hentaicore]

Edgy video

I lolled

[bosshog7169]

Dane Cook stole Louis' hair for his spiky tip extensions.

[2ble6]

IMO this is CK's best video on Youtube. He is just so raw and random/unexpected in this one. You could see him hesitating some lines like the- fart line- that is just so fucking amazing. This guy's is just amazingly brave. "-what about jews" 07:43 --that one just killed me. I don't think anyone expected that

[PtAltmVansanTarr]

Wow this guy is really lame.

[TheDeathApples]

@PtAltmVansanTarr Wow you have no sense of humor.

[chriscash1982]

This guy is way over rated....he is very much an amateur just makes up stupid random shit and then adds fuck after every other sentence

[7ypographicalError]

@chriscash1982 he was experimenting here. he may be overrated, but not by much.

[chriscash1982]

@7ypographicalError

I tried to give him a try because I heard so much about him so I watched like 6 CK videos...and seriously??? I laughed one time..something about mustache hairs tickling his balls...but everything else?? All he does is add "fucking" to every other noun such as " My fucking retarded ass daughter...such a fucking retard..like learn to speak you fucking dumbass.." thats his whole act. I get that it's supposed to be funny because he's talking about a child but he does it wrong.

[TheDeathApples]

@chriscash1982 It's funny because it's excessively vulgar and talks about a lot of taboo topics that nobody else will mention- it's shockingly funny.

[7ypographicalError]

@chriscash1982

I think you may be really turned off by this stuff because it is definitely not his best. Try this "Louis C.K. "Why?"" and this "Louis CK - Being White " (I tried to attach the links but it wouldn't let me)

Let me know what you think

[vir123456]

@7ypographicalError

This is his better stuff, the stuff you named is generic and more mainstream.

[7ypographicalError]

@vir123456

Hence, more approachable, especially for someone who has already been turned off by some of their more fringe and experimental stuff. I find that what Louis presented above is a little rough around the edges and perhaps too barbed for someone who doesn't know what he's all about.

I love this stuff, fyi.

[spartan32487]

@chriscash1982 fag

[mojoheroin]

@chriscash1982 and you can do better loser?

[cbass5511]

@chriscash1982 What popular stand up comedian is not overrated in your opinon? Since your obviously very opinionated.

[cbass5511]

@chriscash1982 you're

[LobeWan]

@chriscash1982

I find him underrated for as good as he is. And he's not amateur at all.

Also, you suck.

[TheJimster222]

@chriscash1982 you are just a fucking retard and you are to stupid to understand his comedy.

[ChairmanMauMau]

cinema

[ProblmSolvd]

Louis CK, the only comedian who can make me laugh

because he actually talks about real shit but in a twisted manner

its fucking brilliant

[shockvaluesracing]

2:20 funniest, most awkward one liner ever.

[shane33192]

only louis ck could make rape and terrorism funny

[lychicambess]

He's so true, when you make a funny joke awkward it makes it sound original. Family Guy does this shit all the time lol

[Bebopopotamus]

Only louis could get away with that as a last line of the set, hahaha.

[spp41]

2:18 - I died

[detcader]

the best part is this is like him at his worst and it's still fantastic