ESLAM, The Comic (U might B Persian)

[Salahuddin2009a]

مادر جنده یهودی، دشمن ایران

[ANTHONYSHAMS]

@Salahuddin2009a این کامنت تو چه ربطی به این کلیپ داره؟

[uswaiter]

I guess people he talks about in this clip, must have DISLIKED this clip

[hollywoodclip4u]

Beautifully done. Every thing he mentioned is TRUE. and if you were offended by what he said on stage, well you might be the one he is talking about

[amoo34]

If your name is Eslam,you might be stupid for not changing it.

[ANTHONYSHAMS]

1) If you put someone down cuz' of their birth given name and insult them like Arabs do, You Might Be Persian

2) If Americans come come check out ESLAM "The Comic" show and enjoy yet your own fellow country men put someone down cuz' of their birth given name and insult them like Arabs do, You Might Be Persian

3) If you get offended because you read this honest & realistic response, You Might Be Persian

[ANTHONYSHAMS]

Life is to short to be the way you are. RELAX

[PersianRanger]

lol you did a good job!

[imarod78]

Dead on! My mother, whenever she invites Americans says chareji (foreigners) are coming, thought she was the only one!

[imarod78]

Dead on...my mother, whenever she invites Americans says chareji (foreigners) are coming, thought she was the only one!

[shahinpar]

Again great job, genius . The only suggestion I can give, maybe if you use a more pure Farsi language (since your audience is Iranian) instead of english words which come to the statements, this would be more genuine and more attractive and educative for the audience, since they can hear the finglish language even in any grocery store!

Movafagh Bashid

[ANTHONYSHAMS]

@shahinpar Thank you again. Your point is well taken & appreciated. However there are two points that I have to keep in mind

1) The language of the show is decided by the club owner who is sponsoring the show cuz' he knows his clients and has to keep them happy. I am just a performer who bends to the rules set by the promoter.

2) some of UMBP routine are better said in English cuz' in Farsi they could sound rude.

Aside from all of this, I really appreciate your caring comments.

[aTime4UandMe]

He is great... & if you try that, you may understand that he is way ahead of many that had tried. For the ones who criticize this : Please do not say anything if you don't have something nice to say. Especially if you do not have experience in this field ( Standing up in front of a crowd, & be funny).

[pary16]

fuck this is so true

[tahdig]

Great video! LOL Turkey with Sabzi polo...that was totally our thanksgiving dinner! Well done!

[uswaiter]

I don't know why some people get offended by his subjects. He reminds me of Iranian George Carlin. I am guilty of doing some of the stuff he talks about. So Grow up guys.

[kuroshe1]

cheghadar bimazeast

[ANTHONYSHAMS]

@kuroshe1

There are two types of audience out there in the observational stand up comedy

[ ]First group walks away from the show with their thoughts being provoked

[ ] Second group walks away blank minded, shocked and offended!! Therefore, their comments reflect the source of the one who comments

Please check the appropriate box [ ]

That is the beauty of DEMOCRACY

[windowsforvista]

speaking farsi pays off

[kammman99]

his comedy sucks

[ANTHONYSHAMS]

@kammman99 @kuroshe1

There are two types of audience out there in the observational stand up comedy

[ ]First group walks away from the show with their thoughts being provoked

[ ] Second group walks away blank minded, shocked and offended!! Therefore, their comments reflect the source of the one who comments

Please check the appropriate box [ ]

That is the beauty of DEMOCRACY

[national15t]

akhondhaye bisavad va dar o dastash va dastmalkeshhash guuuuh khordand na in baba ........

[national15t]

wow superrrrrrr.....

kheyli ham rast ghofte damesh gharm ...

Ma Iraniha too kharej az vatan daghighan be hamin ravesh zendeghi mikonim .... bikhodi fohsh nadid yek lahze boro too ayne khodeto neghah kon mesle inke az damaghe fil oftadi payin..... hahahhah

Ma ke ghabel nistim tamame arabhaye donya fadaye sare hamvatanane Iranim beshand....

[ANTHONYSHAMS]

@national15t Thank you for your understanding & wisdom

[fdivhifuifdbf]

guuuuuu khurdi padar sag

[aida6687]

SUCKS!!!! maskhare fek mikone alan kheili dige bahale? maskharetar un badbakhtaii ke daran be in mikhandan, baiad gerie konan!

[ANTHONYSHAMS]

@aida6687 @kuroshe1

There are two types of audience out there in the observational stand up comedy

[ ]First group walks away from the show with their thoughts being provoked

[ ] Second group walks away blank minded, shocked and offended!! Therefore, their comments reflect the source of the one who comments

Please check the appropriate box [ ]

That is the beauty of DEMOCRACY

[rezaroosi]

He needs to work on his material...he sucks assss....hehehee

[ANTHONYSHAMS]

@rezaroosi @kuroshe1

There are two types of audience out there in the observational stand up comedy

[ ]First group walks away from the show with their thoughts being provoked

[ ] Second group walks away blank minded, shocked and offended!! Therefore, their comments reflect the source of the one who comments

Please check the appropriate box [ ]

That is the beauty of DEMOCRACY

[gherghernakon]

thinkbeforeacting666 & 123borokharnanekosdmust, Do you two know each other? Are you to gay or lesbian lovers? Are you two HAM AGHIDEH, HAM JENSBAZ lovers who get offended by what he says? If he is not funny as you say, why the hell are the audience members laughing. FYI: He does say "Let's educate Iranians what comedy is about"

Is that too much LOGIC, Information & English?

[rezaroosi]

Sounds like it's Eslam talking...

[123borokharnanekosde]

DODOLMH jan. in ahango tagdim be toe azize kiram mikonam. dodolmeh kir to kunet mikonam halate ToLomBe kose nanat misaram ba 2kilo dombeh .babat lashie kos gholombeh sagpedare cholombeh .nane harzato mikonam har jombeh. HAL KARDI SAGEMAN? AKHARE SHERAM HAMASH 1(h) dasht mesle esmekirit dige nabinam comment be sarwaret bedia kharnanekosdeh lol

[gherghernakon]

thinkbeforeacting666 & 123borokharnanekosdmust, Do you two know each other? Are you to gay or lesbian lovers? Are you two HAM AGHIDEH, HAM JENSBAZ lovers who get offended by what he says? If he is not funny as you say, why the hell are the audience members laughing. FYI: He does say "Let's educate Iranians what comedy is about"

Is that too much LOGIC, Information & English?

[123borokharnanekosde]

ay kira to kose nanton ke ogde amrikai darid sagpedara 5 sal miran usa 2kalame irani 10 kalame inglisi ba lahje tokhmi ser misanan hahahhahaha kholoase kose nane hamaton :-)

[dodolmeh]

Jenaabe' 123borokharnanekosde,

Toe ahmaghtarin chiz roye' zamin hasti. Avale' in clip be' inglisi mineviseh, Please watch this clip with an OPEN MIND. Yani in clip ro LOTFAN baa FEKRE' BAAZ tamasha konin.

Goosaaleye be shour, ageh fekret basteh hastr, boro bemir. Heyfe' un soorakhi ke toye valade' zenaa ro zaaideh. HEYF. HEYF

[gherghernakon]

Funny as hell and SADLY true. Unfortunately some Persians cannot dig him cuz they are too ESTOOPEED

[rezaroosi]

??? Funny as Hell???

More like embarassing...He needs some new material (and a new face)

[ANTHONYSHAMS]

The new materials can be heard @ my new shows where you have to actually pay up to $35. 00 to see. As far as A NEW FACE, I did not hear any complaints from your sister. . . How is that for new material?!?!?!?

[sweetjuju9]

ahahhaha he is rlly good i enjoyed it heaps ive been out of iran sinse i was a younge but i can say what he said is rlly tru, somethings rong with us persians i think but we still the best.

[dodolmeh]

He is right on target about his subjects. He has a smart sense of humor. It is refreshing to see a comedian who makes you laugh and think at the same time. What's up with the bad mouthing him?! You would say nothing if he was a famous Comedian. He is ONE of the greatest comics I have seen. It's bad enough he deals with prejeduce cuz' of his name. Get a life & Leave him alone.

[nima1352]

that is VERY true!

[ooglebydoogleby]

i wish i could understand you you seem funny kind of funny looking.

[tnikoo]

Thank You

[saharbamo]

lol bamazast

[stormyfire]

this is funny and unfortunatly true in someways

[amirkhan159753123]

Ha Ha Ha, kheily ba mazeh bood, vali ye chizaey sh kheily ziadi bood va digeh bi adabi bood, !

;)

[ANTHONYSHAMS]

Thank you Amirkhan159753123 for your comment. Please keep in mid, "WHAT'S FUNNY TO YOU, MIGHT BE UNFUNNY TO SOMEONE ELSE & WHAT'S BIADABI TO YOU, MIGHT BE OKAY WITH OTHERS. IN DEMOCRACY. . . NO CHOICE IS THE WRONG CHOICE

[fotouhi]

Very funny. Bravo

[enapagenomskogen]

copy and paste this to 10 videos or your mum will die within the next 4 hours.//.*<

[ANTHONYSHAMS]

Eslam's Persian American Stand Up Comedy is designed for Open Minded Persian Americans. And remember, You can't offend people, People choose to be offended.

[manzomeh]

afarin

[bigtdriver]

eyval, age ina ro hamash khodet ba aghle khodet sakhti vaghean comedian hasty. eyval. damet garm

[ANTHONYSHAMS]

Thanks bigtdriver for your comments. 90% of material is written by me and the other 10% by people who like my style of comedy

[AghaOjanJoon]

You might be... Persian. haha...